I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"Third uncle, is it fun to play with me?"

"It's very fun. You don't know that your cousin Shen Lang is not fun at all. No matter how much I tease him, he won't jump up and down in a hurry.

But there is Wang Lianhua beside him. This little bastard doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young at all. He will get back ten times a green onion from him, and he knows everything. The old guys I raised are not as good as him in terms of knowledge. Crush.

One is cotton and never gets angry.

One is a sea urchin, which can prick your hands if you touch it.

I couldn't afford to offend these two living ancestors, so I sent them to find their destiny. Just when I felt bored, my great nephew came to relieve my uncle's boredom! "

Shen Wansan proudly told how he planned everything in order to see Shen Lian's shocked look.

"That expression of yours is really interesting, but you are too sharp. As soon as I turned on the machine, you noticed it. Can't you just let me go?"

Shen Lian showed a kind smile, which was warmer than Shen Lang's smile and more evil than Wang Lianhua's smile.

"Third uncle, our family is either a nouveau riche or a reckless person. Except for Zaikuan, there is no scholar in our family, and we don't have any poetry or etiquette."

"Huh? What do you mean? Isn't it enough for our family to have the number one scholar? There were only a few number one scholars in the Ming Dynasty?"

"Uncle Third, my focus is on the second half of the sentence."

Shen Wansan: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a

"As we all know, my nephew is the most famous muscular barbarian and reckless man in the Central Plains. He must not understand poetry and etiquette, and respects the elderly and loves the young. Third uncle, do you understand what I mean? Third uncle, you must understand, right?"

Shen Lian shook his sandbag-sized fist.

We are neither a gentleman like Shen Lang, nor a versatile man like Wang Lianhua, but we are the most famous reckless man in the world, and what I love most is punching.

The whole world knows this.

This is Shen Lian’s most stable character!

More stable than Lu Xiaofeng's Shipwreck character, and more stable than Shen Lian, only Uncle Gong's ex-girlfriends are everywhere.

Chu Liuxiang's no-kill principle does not count. This is his code of conduct, not his personality.

Shen Wansan complained: "You almost put your hand in my pocket, can't I understand? I'm just calculating how much money I should give you to calm your fist."

Shen Lian's smile was still warm: "We never talk about money in our family. Talking about money seems too vulgar. I'm just curious about one thing. How did you find the konghou?"

"Is this important?"

"It's very important. I remember that there is a storybook that has been circulated for several years in Suzhou. It contains anecdotes about you. It is said that you are the reincarnation of Zhao Gongming and hold two artifacts in your hands.

An artifact is called a cornucopia. As long as you put silver taels into it, countless silver taels can be produced. One becomes two, two, four, four, eight, eight, and sixteen, which is amazing.

Another artifact is even more powerful. It is said to be the Haotian Sinan of the Jade Emperor. Holding the Sinan in your hand, you can automatically guide the path by thinking about where you want to go.

I happened to have brought this book with me.

You can take a look when you have nothing to do. "

Shen Lian took out a volume of "Shen Wansan's Ways to Make Money, How to Get More Profits" from his arms, put it in Shen Wansan's hand, and motioned to his third uncle to read it at will.

Shen Wansan looked at the painful cover and thought to himself that this thing looked like an epitaph.

"Is this a story spread in Suzhou?"

"It's absolutely true. My nephew's fiefdom happens to be in Qiantang, Hangzhou, very close to Suzhou."

"When did it start circulating?"

"About eight years ago, this was the best-selling work in our bookstore, and it was the second best seller for seven consecutive years."

"Why not number one? What book is more attractive than wealth? Don't say it's The Analects of Confucius!"

Shen Wansan originally felt a little hurt, but when he heard that he had always been second, he was inevitably a little unhappy. He thought to himself, which god can surpass me?

"The first is "The Legend of White Snake", the most famous opera in Suzhou and Hangzhou, and the emperor also liked it very much."

Shen Wansan snorted and asked, "Have you ever found out who wrote it? Aren't you a divine catcher?"

Shen Lian said seriously: "This is a book published by Tianji Pavilion. They use pseudonyms. Even if you turn Tianji Pavilion over, you still don't know who the real name is."

"The six mighty sect masters are trying to catch you, but they can't even find a bad scholar who wrote a book. How did Guo Bujing teach you? If I were Guo Bujing, I would definitely not let you become a teacher."

"My master can't find it either."

"Guo Bujing can't find it?"

"Definitely and definitely!"

"Okay! Great!" Shen Wansan rubbed his hands ecstatically, "Just wait a moment, and I'll write a letter to make fun of him. It's really fun."

Guo Bujing and Shen Wansan are old acquaintances, and they are also one of Shen Wansan's few friends. If they finally have the opportunity to make fun of their old friends, they must not miss the opportunity.

If he didn't even have these fun things, wouldn't Shen Wansan only have cold gold, silver and jewelry around him?

When Shen Wansan was young, he felt that everything could be purchased with money. When he got older, he realized that few things that could be purchased with money were worth remembering.

The huge wealth and the majesty of the owner of the God of Wealth Island are not as important as writing letters to make fun of old friends.

Shen Lian's face was full of black lines: "Third uncle, you haven't told me how you found Li Ping Honghou."

Shen Wansan rarely showed a serious expression. In less than half a second, he changed from the lively Monkey King to the serious and steady Fighting Buddha. Shen Lian was shocked by Shen Wansan's expression and couldn't help but sit upright.

Could it be that he met a peerless master overseas?

Could it be the little old man Wu Ming from the Invisible Island?

Just when Shen Lian was in a state of confusion, Shen Wansan suddenly said: "I'm not looking for it at all."

Shen Lian: (◇)?

"The island marked on your treasure map is actually the God of Wealth Island. This Li Ping Konghou has actually been in my hands all along, but I didn't recognize it."

“What the chart maps is not Fortuna Island.”

"That was the original God of Wealth Island. Today's God of Wealth Island has been renovated and its shape is different from before."

"Where are the master appraisers you raised?"

"They were unable to play the konghou, and felt that playing the konghou required the understanding of Prajna wisdom, and concluded that it was an instrument carried by Kumarajiva, a great monk in the Eastern Jin Dynasty.

Kumarajiva carries two musical instruments with him, one is the guqin Zaoyue and the other is the konghou prajna.

It wasn't until I received your letter that I knew it was the konghou played by Li Ping, but I think there was nothing wrong with the appraisals made by those appraisers.

This harp was born in ancient times. When it was passed to Kumarajiva, he named it Prajna. When it was passed to Li Ping, it was praised by Li He in writing a poem.

In other words, from the beginning to the end, it is this konghou that has been passed down, and Prajna is Li Ping’s konghou.

Do you understand this? "

Shen Wansan talked eloquently.

The eyes in the first half of the words were full of jealousy, which means that no matter how smart you are, no matter how jumpy you are, you can't escape your third uncle's Wuzhishan, so just admit defeat!

The second half of the sentence is full of nonsense, evasive and evasive, indicating that you must be reasonable. Our family is not a scholarly family, but we must be reasonable, respect the old, love the young, and respect the elders.

Convinced by Shen Wansan, Shen Lian slowly loosened his fist, then pinched his fingers to calculate.

"Uncle Third, let me count the red envelopes for you.

I have two apprentices, and Lu Jian gave them to me. The one at home hasn’t given them to me yet, so he will definitely give them to me.

The third wife and concubine are pregnant. You should give at least six red envelopes. The one next to you is exempted for the time being.

My eldest brother has many wives and concubines in his family. I don’t know how many there are specifically, but I’ll count them as nine for the time being. They are all pregnant, and I need to give them at least eighteen red envelopes.

Shen Lang still has feelings for him in the Central Plains. I don't know if he has any descendants, so just treat him as if he has one. You don't have to worry about it. I'll send the red envelope to you.

Shen Zaikuan's wife is also pregnant. A red envelope to congratulate the champion, a red envelope for the new daughter-in-law, plus a red envelope for your grandnephew, no more, no less, exactly three.

If so, please go to the warehouse to pick out thirty treasures and give them thirty big red envelopes.

This job is too tiring.

How can we ask Uncle San to pack the express?

My nephew will do it for you.

My nephew knows what they like! "

Shen Lian rubbed his fingers and signaled that you, the old man, are hiding so deeply, I must go and take a look.

Of course, red envelopes are not given for free.

"Third uncle, in a few months, big changes may happen in Japan. I have a good relationship with the prince. I can ask Zaikuan to find a job to patrol the sea area. Let my elder brother protect me and come to see you together."

Shen Wansan's eyes narrowed: "You have a good relationship with the prince? Why is it so good? Please tell me clearly about this first. Why do you dare to participate in anything?"

Shen Lian said: "It's okay, it's just that His Majesty thinks that my nephew is extremely talented and has unlimited potential. He wants me to be the Martial God of the country for a few years, and then shatter the void."

"What state are you in now?"

"It's hard to describe my nephew's state in terms of realm. If we have to define the realm, if we take a few more steps, we will be able to enter the infinite world of yin and yang. It is already the birth of yin and yin."

"Where is Feng Suzhen's cultivation level?"

"She majors in the Subduing Demonic Piano, which is a unique skill that relies heavily on her mood. When she is in a good mood, she can break through casually. When she has no inspiration, even if she is given the Ten Thousand Years Ginseng Emperor, she can only get a taste of it."

Shen Wansan said nothing more after hearing this.

He became the richest man in troubled times and met countless geniuses. Shen Lian was not the most talented or blessed, but he was also an extremely talented person.

In particular, Shen Lian was not a master like Pang Ban and Ba Shiba who pursued the way of heaven. Shen Lian cultivated the way of humanity.

From some aspects, Shen Lian even carries the slogan of Cihang Jingzhai, which is for all people in the world. Shen Lian will really practice it and devote his blood and sweat to it.

Pang Ban is inhumane. This is not to insult Pang Ban as a beast, but because he is extremely indifferent in his heart and has no other complicated thoughts except the supreme way of heaven.

In Pang Ban's eyes, all the entanglements, fame and wealth in the world are just passing smoke and meaningless.

Shen Lian is a living person of flesh and blood. He has his own little thoughts and calculations, but he is also selfless.

If there are resources for martial arts training, who should be trained?

Even if you train ten Pangban, if he sees the broken opportunity and leaves immediately, it is absolutely impossible for you to expect him to work conscientiously.

Shen Lian will at least do his job well before leaving, and is also willing to teach many successors.

From the perspective of Shen Wansan's philosophy and investment value, it is obvious that Shen Lian is more worthy of investment.

"When will you break the void?"

"I don't know. This kind of thing is unpredictable. I might have an epiphany tomorrow, or it might not be until I'm forty."

Shen Wansan took out a token and motioned Shen Lian to go play in the treasure house and take whatever he wanted.

For Shen Wansan, these common things have no meaning. Keeping them is just to pass the time. The treasures in the entire treasure house are not as good as making fun of Guo Bujing.

Shen Lian went to pick out the treasures with great interest.

Shen Wansan has accumulated many antiques and various weird gadgets through auctions over the years.

With such a fun treasure house, Shen Lian would of course take Lu Xiaofeng and Tang Zhuquan with him: "My uncle said, these things are mine, you can take them as you like."

Tang Zhuquan said: "I can guarantee that your uncle definitely didn't say that. Please tell the truth."

Shen Lian said: "My uncle's original words were that I can take whatever I want. Now I can take it all if I want, so this is all mine."

Lu Xiaofeng shuddered: "I don't want to be hunted down by overseas masters. Your uncle feels sorry for you, but he won't feel sorry for us. I don't want to be fed to the sharks."

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. I emphasize the important things three times. It's indeed okay. Whatever you think of, just remember it on my head. You don't have to save money for me."

"Then I won't be polite."

"In our relationship, there is no need to be polite."

Lu Xiaofeng immediately lowered her head to search for treasures and held in her hand a bottle of wine that was hundreds of years old. It was salvaged from a sunken ship. The seal was very tight. Even if it had been soaked in mud for a hundred years, it would still be a mellow wine.

Tang Zhuquan also took a pot of wine.

There are no gold and silver jewelry here, only various antique treasures, most of which they don't recognize. Instead of thinking about hunting for treasures, it is better to get the most affordable ones first.

The good wine that goes into your stomach is a real benefit!

"Eh? Lu Xiaofeng, look at this, why do I think it looks so much like you? Could it be your ancestor?"

Shen Lian took out a scroll.

The scroll is called "The Past of Xiangyang" and depicts the knights who guarded Xiangyang at that time, such as Guo Jing, Huang Rong, Yun Shu, Yang Guo, Xiao Longnu, and the Meng Yuan general who led the troops to besiege Xiangyang. The leader was named Liang Xiao.

Liang Xiao led the Mongolian and Yuan masters to many times besiege and kill heroes from the Central Plains. Many masters died at his hands. His martial arts was extraordinary. Masters from the Central Plains were besieged and killed several times. He either planned to counterattack or escaped from death.

It wasn't until Zhang Sanfeng became successful in martial arts and pursued Liang Xiao at Guo Xiang's request that the Meng Yuan genius was eliminated.

The power of the Western Region, "Xicheng", was left behind by Liang Xiao's descendants. However, after so many years, no one has been able to master Liang Xiao's "Six Virtual Skills of Zhou Liu".

Hope someone can do it.

Otherwise, if Shen Lian goes to the Western Regions next year for training and sees nothing, he will definitely feel a little unhappy.

Lu Xiaofeng came over to take a look and found that the charm of the scroll was indeed somewhat similar to his. It was not the similar appearance of the characters in the scroll, but the special charm.

"Who drew this?"

"I don't know, you can take a look. Maybe this scroll contains the inheritance of some masters."

"Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

"I am very sure that this painting must contain special magic. The person who painted this painting is a man of great understanding. You may not be able to feel it, but I can feel the magic contained in it. This is Demonic thoughts that are ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times crueler than Tian Zanji."