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"Shen Lian has met my aunt and my uncle."

Shen Lian arrived at the cabin where Guihai Bailian and Lu Huanong lived in seclusion, and bowed at the gate.

Lu Huanong burst into laughter. None of the Shen brothers played their cards according to the routine, and they abruptly changed her from "Uncle" to "Aunt", which was quite reasonable.

Since ancient times, a master is a father and a master is a father forever. The master's wife is equivalent to the mother, and the mother's sister is the aunt.

Guihai Bailian became the "little uncle".

Otherwise, what else could it be called?

Should we call him "Gui Hai Da Xia"?

He hasn’t done anything chivalrous!

It's not appropriate to call him "Uncle Guihai". It sounds a bit awkward to hear that my uncle is married to an uncle.

My uncle is very nice and seems very kind.

Of course, Guihai Bailian doesn't think so.

He really didn't want to see the Shen brothers. They were both ferocious beasts, the most ferocious beasts in the world, and they were also very intelligent and smart "reckless men".

Back then, he competed with Shen Yumen in sword fighting, but was defeated by Shen Yumen. He was so angry that he went to Shen Lian, who beat him again, so he went into seclusion to practice the ancestral sword skills.

The ancestral sword skills of the Guihai family include one ultimate sword technique and three unique magic sword moves with deep demonic thoughts.

The ultimate killing sword technique is called "Dominating the World". When the energy of the sword reaches Yang, Gang, Dominance and Absoluteness, it will definitely drink blood when it is unsheathed.

The magic sword is called "Abi Dao Three Swords". It is a sword technique that completely falls into the devil's path. One sword is followed by thousands of insidious and cruel evil moves. It can kill people with one move, and it is like falling into the Abi Hell, causing endless pain for life after life.

When Guihai Bailian was dominating the world in his cultivation, Lu Huanong discovered that he was showing signs of being possessed by a demon and asked Shen Lian to help him get rid of the demonic nature. Shen Lian was afraid of irritating him, so he asked Li Xunhuan for help and asked Li Xunhuan to persuade Guihai Bailian.

Now it seems that it is very effective.

Throwing knives are also knives.

After seeing Li Xunhuan's flying knife, it will be difficult to regain the determination to practice the magic knife in this life.

The purpose of practicing the magic sword is to become stronger.

If there is a huge mountain in front of you, let alone practicing the three-move magic sword, even if you practice three hundred moves, you can't climb over the huge mountain in front of you. What's the point of practicing the sword?

He worked hard to practice the magic sword, cut off relatives, friends, feelings, justice and love, lost his mind and turned into a demon, but he couldn't stop the flying knife that slayed evil and demons, and he couldn't reach the top.

The rewards are not proportional to the efforts. If you take the wrong path, you will definitely not be able to climb the huge mountain. It is better to follow the right path honestly.

If you take the right path, at least you won't go too far.

There is no need to give up this or that, you can enjoy the beauty of life and the happiness of family.

Li Xunhuan is also a deterrent.

He has no friendship with Guihai Bailian.

If Guihai Bailian falls into the devil's path and becomes a demon who kills innocent people indiscriminately, Li Xunhuan will definitely be able to defeat the demon with a flying knife.

Guihai Bailian has been doing pretty well recently.

Shen Lian observed for a while and found that there was no demonic nature in him, and there was no sign of losing his mind.

Guihai Bailian said dryly: "What are you doing in Chang'an? Are you here to investigate the case?"

Shen Lian smiled and said: "No, I just want to go to the desert of the Western Region to do some things. I stopped by Chang'an to have a look. I felt relieved when I saw that my uncle was in good health."

Guihai Bailian snorted and said in his heart that if you ask Li Xunhuan to persuade me, I don't dare to continue practicing the magic sword!

"Where is Li Xunhuan?"

"To appease the people of Liao Kingdom in the north."

"He didn't come, but if you dare to come, aren't you afraid of my dominance over the world? Do you want to try this sword?"

"No interest at all, but there may be some instability in Chang'an in the past few days. If my uncle wants to test the sword with a martial arts master, this is a good opportunity."

"I knew you were an evil star."

Shen Lian waved his hand: "Uncle, you really don't blame me for this. In order to stay away from the crowd, I didn't even stay in an inn at night. Instead, I slept in a ruined temple. As a result, two short-lived ghosts came to my door on their own initiative."

Speaking of this, Shen Lian was greatly dissatisfied.

He has always been the one to blame others, and no one has ever allowed him to take the blame. Being blamed in front of others made Shen Lian very unhappy and wanted to try this King Zuo Wu.

In Shen Lian's memory, King Zuo Wu was a prince who wanted to usurp the throne and had very poor IQ.

He neither colludes with the officials nor trains masters. He has thirteen killers under his command. The leader of the killer is a psychopath with abnormal brain and thinks about death all day long.

He devised many plans and arranged many conspiracies, with the goal of trapping Zhuge Zhengyi to death, because he felt that Zhuge Zhengyi would hinder his plan to seize the throne. Zhuge Zhengyi easily found out everything, and King Zuo Wu was defeated by Zhuiming.

Just when he was about to escape, he was stopped by the lunatic under his command and captured alive by four famous prisoners.

How to describe King Zuo Wu’s IQ?

——The level of being completely tortured by Tang Shiwu with ease.

In terms of martial arts, wisdom, character, and ability, Tang Shiwu was completely abused in all aspects, even inferior to Wanyan Jue.

Wanyan Jue at least has inscrutable martial arts!

As the saying goes, what kind of master there is, there are also what kind of subordinates are there. If there is a master like King Zuo Wu who lacks intelligence and mental abnormality, he will naturally have the mentally ill Thirteen Thirteen Murderers. What a perfect match!

In the case of counterfeit banknotes, the abbot of Yunjian Temple, where counterfeit banknotes were manufactured, was Guan Haiming, the "Vajra of Mahamudra" among the thirteen murderers, and Xue Hubei, one of the four chief stewards of the White Lotus Sect, also belonged to the four major murderers.

Of the rest, Shen Lian only remembered one, and that was the leader of the thirteen murderers, named Sima Huangfen.

A true believer in death.

A monster filled with the aura of death.

When Shen Lian went to Zhongnan Mountain to visit relatives, King Zuo Wu, the mastermind behind the Thirteen Thieves, already knew that brothers Wu Shengdong and Wu Shengxi were fighting against each other, and was caught by Shen Lian.

"Asshole!"

King Zuo Wu smashed the table with a slap.

"Instruct Sun Bu Gong to silence these two people."

"Your Majesty, aren't you going to save people? This may be Shen Lian's plan. Do you want to take a long-term approach?"

"Are you questioning my decision?"

King Zuo Wu looked at the steward fiercely and slowly raised his left hand. If the steward could not give him a more reasonable explanation, death would be the consequence.

The housekeeper knew King Zuo Wu's habits and did not make any excuses. King Zuo Wu had a stubborn personality. When he felt that someone was wrong, no matter how that person explained, he would not believe it. He would rack his brains to refute. In the process of refutation, , gain a sense of superiority in wisdom, and deepen the judgment to confirm that this person is indeed at fault.

Only when he uses his own wisdom to analyze and truly realizes that the other party is right can he truly be right.

No matter what kind of evidence, what kind of eloquence, what kind of iron teeth and bronze teeth, King Zuo Wu ignored them all.

He only cares about his own intelligence.

The butler did not make any excuses, but instead made King Zuo Wu's anger ease a little, and explained: "Do you think Shen Lian is easy to mess with? These two bastards from the Wu family must have leaked the secret. Such people must not be allowed to stay!"

King Zuo Wu continued: "Shen Lian went to Zhongnan Mountain to visit his uncle. He did not guard the prison. This is the only chance to silence him. When he comes back, everything will stop."

The housekeeper said calmly: "My lord, Shen Lian should go to Zhongnan Mountain to find help. Although Guihai Bailian's reputation is not great, his sword skills are quite good."

King Zuo Wu sneered: "Not only that, Guihai Bailian has three sworn brothers, Liao Kong, Jian Jingfeng, and Qilinzi. All three of them are extraordinary people."

Qilinzi is an elder of the Kunlun Sect. His swordsmanship ranks among the top ten in the entire sect, and he is extremely skilled in Qinggong.

Jian Jingfeng is a famous swordsman in the world. He is proficient in more than 180 sword techniques and is extremely knowledgeable. He is known as the watershed among swordsmen. Those who surpass him are all top swordsmen.

Liao Kong is the most powerful. He was born in Jing Nian Chan Monastery. Since he completed his purification and entered the palace, he has become the abbot of Jing Nian Chan Monastery and is quite prestigious in Buddhism.

During this trip, Shen Lian was able to invite Guihai Bailian, Lu Huanong, Qilinzi, Jian Jingfeng, and Liao Kong.

As long as these people take action, Shen Lian, who was originally isolated and helpless, can mobilize his troops in an instant. As long as Shen Lian has enough people, he can even surround and kill Kuangtu Yan.

Of course King Zuo Wu knew that Shen Lian was likely to use the Wu brothers to fish, but this was the last chance.

Shen Lian cannot be given time.

We can't wait for Shen Lian to return to Chang'an before making a decision.

Because Shen Lian would not give him a chance.

Throughout Shen Lian's experience in handling cases, it seems that he is handling the case alone, but he can always gather a large group of people and give full play to their strength when handling the case.

Shen Lian only needs a gap, or even just a point, to reveal the entire truth.

King Zuo Wu said angrily: "You should clean up all traces immediately, clean them all!"

The butler immediately went out to do errands.

Although the Thirteen Thieves have many lunatics, they still have some talents, such as Sun Bugong.

Sun Bugong is a short dwarf. He wears three sharp claws on his left and right hands. He can dig in the soil like a pangolin. He is an elusive flower picker.

Most of the methods used to prevent flower picking in the world are to protect against people like Yunzhong Hetian Boguang who fly from the sky, but it is difficult to protect against people who drill out of the soil. Moreover, this guy has serious psychological distortions due to physical problems.

At that time, hundreds of policemen surrounded Sun Bugong, and even invited Taoist Banshan Taoist and Mojin Colonel to chase Sun Bugong's traces, but he still escaped in the end.

He is the strongest killer of the Thirteen Murderers.

Others are just good at killing people, but are far inferior to Sun Bugong in skills such as hidden assassination.

When Sun Bugong received the order, a frightening cold light flashed in his eyes. According to the map, he dug all the way to the prison of Xiangfu Yamen, preparing to kill the Wu brothers.

…

Chang'an prison.

The Wu brothers lay on the ground sadly.

Wu Shengxi was poisoned, and Shen Lian only used his finger power to seal the deadly poison and save his life. He is still in a frozen state, allowing rats and cockroaches to climb.

Wu Shengdong was injured, and Shen Lian clicked two fingers on his knee, shattering his kneecap. Even if he had the ability to reach heaven and earth, he couldn't use it at all.

Just as the two of them were sighing, there was a rustling sound from below, and Wu Shengdong's face was full of horror.

Of course he knew that King Zuo Wu was a cold-blooded and ruthless person and would definitely not save him, but would only silence him.

It is much easier to silence people than to save them.

Wu Shengdong even guessed who the visitor was.

Just when he was frightened, Sun Bugong, who was digging in the soil, was hit hard by a thunderbolt. His thin body became weak and weak, and someone stretched out his hand and pulled him out.

The fierce bald head lifted Sun Bugong up like a big green radish, and in his desperate eyes, he punched him hard.

Sun Bugong never imagined why the bald man would appear here. This shouldn't happen!

He shouldn't be here.

The more it shouldn't be, the more likely it is to happen.

Because the bald man’s sword is

——Shouldn’t be a magic knife!

It appeared when it shouldn't have appeared, and the sword came out when it shouldn't have appeared. It was completely unexpected.

Not to mention Sun Bugong, even King Zuo Wu didn't know why Lei Sun appeared. Even if Lei Sun was in Chang'an, according to his character, the two should help each other.

Why does lightning damage help Shen Lian?

Because this is the arrangement made by Shen Lian.

During the Chinese New Year the year before last, in order to prevent anyone from causing trouble during the New Year, Shen Lian made an appointment with Liu Fen Ban Tang and Jin Feng Xiao Yu Lou and asked them to suppress the underworld forces.

In return, two treasure maps are given.

On the one hand, it provides sufficient benefits, and on the other hand, it provides corresponding helpers when going out to handle cases in the future.

The one given to Su Mengzhen is Hidden Immortal Island.

Unfortunately, Su Mengzhen's health was so bad that Shen Lian was bedridden when he went to sea. Jinfeng Xiaoyu Building was handed over to his sworn brother Qi Shaoshang to manage it.

Qi Shaoshang arrived in the capital the year before last and became brothers with Su Mengzhen. Now he is the deputy landlord of Jinfeng Xiaoyu Building, almost equivalent to the landlord.

Su Mengzhen's body... may explode completely at some point, no one can say for sure.

Miracle doctors from all over the world have examined her and prescribed hundreds and thousands of medicines, but they can only relieve the cough.

Relief, not cure.

——Su Mengzhen should have found an heir long ago!

The treasure map for Thunder Damage is the Desert Temple.

Lei Sun guessed Shen Lian's plan, and when Shen Lian set out for the Western Regions, he set off from Jinling and rushed to the Western Regions.

Qi Shaoshang was not easy to get along with. When Lei Sun went out to practice, he needed Di Feijing to be in charge, and he also needed experts to assist Di Feijing. Therefore, Lei Sun went to the desert alone, and no one knew where he was.

When passing by Chang'an, I found that the atmosphere in Chang'an City was a bit strange. I asked the Chang'an sub-ruler for information and learned that Shen Lian was here to provide some help.

Lei Shang helped Shen Lian this time. If he encounters trouble in the desert in the future, it will be Shen Lian's turn to help Lei Shang.

After knocking out Sun Bugong with one punch, Lei Sun did not stop outside the prison, but left quickly. He did not want to get involved in these things, and a small kindness was enough.

As long as Shen Lian can guess who did this.

…

Zhongnan Mountain.

Shen Lian was enjoying a meal at his aunt's house when he fell in love with Gui Hai Yidao, who had just been weaned.

"Uncle Master, my little junior brother is pretty good. Let me teach him in the future. Taking care of him will make him talented. If you think martial arts training is not good, I will teach him literature."

"Tch! Can you teach the Four Books and Five Classics?"

Gui Hai Bai Lian Xin said that teaching martial arts is okay, but forget about teaching cultural knowledge. Can you teach me something?

What kind of cultural knowledge do you, a reckless man, know?

Don't teach my son a bad lesson!

"My second senior brother Xu Xiaoyi is a scholar of heaven, my cousin Shen Zaikuan is the number one scholar, and my third wife Feng Suzhen is also a first-class scholar and has the talent of the number one scholar."

Shen Lian counted the family tree proudly: "Some of our family members are good at business, some are good at martial arts, and some are good at poetry and poetry. I can teach them whatever they want to learn."

Lu Huanong was quite interested in this.

Mothers and fathers often have different ideas. Compared to being rich and famous, she wants her children to be safe and away from the beatings and killings of the world.

How to describe this?

Kakarot and Kiki! (End of chapter)