I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"The young monk went down the mountain to transform into a vegetarian. The old monk told me that the woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. If you encounter one, you must avoid it. After walking through one village after another, the young monk secretly wondered why the tiger didn't eat human……"

Shen Lian hummed a little tune and walked leisurely in the jungle of the desert, completely releasing his nature, showing his innocence, and completely relaxing his whole body and mind.

The mountains and rivers here are beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

There are no disputes or killings here.

This is the world outside the martial arts world, the most peaceful paradise in the strange world of Bo Yun.

Jin Bingyun was also very happy.

If Jin Bingyun was once willing to live in seclusion here for a lifetime, now he wants to see the great rivers and mountains and visit famous mountains and rivers, but the desert can be used as a carefree paradise when he is mentally exhausted.

"Husband, where did you learn the ditty? Why is the tune so weird? The lyrics are also a bit..."

"Something?"

"There are some indescribable feelings. It sounds like a common saying in the market, or like slandering monks, but if you taste it carefully, you will find it endless aftertaste."

There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people.

Different people have different experiences, different life beliefs, and naturally have different perceptions.

Just like the jujube tree in front of Lu Xun's house, the blue curtain hanging at home, and the casual good night.

The ditty that Shen Lian hums can be used to amuse oneself, or the old monk can be regarded as a constraint of rules. The young monk represents the new generation of young people who are breaking the constraints.

Reading comprehension, no matter how you understand it.

Anyway, there is no marking teacher to evaluate the scores.

"This little song was sung by the monks of Huangjue Temple when they were taking a bath after their evening classes. It is said that the original composer was my master, and it has been widely spread in the market."

"I haven't seen the relevant intelligence. People like Guo Juxia should investigate every detail. Is there a loophole in Fang Yeyu's intelligence network?"

Jin Bingyun was a little disbelieving.

Figures like Guo Bujing were a top priority in the Magician's Palace intelligence system, and Fang Yeyu had to pay gold and silver for the information on these characters every year.

I dare not say that everything is detailed, but if the news spreads in Jinling City, it will definitely be recorded.

Shen Lian said nonchalantly: "I don't know about Meng Yuan's intelligence network, but this rumor has been circulating in Jinling for more than ten years. If you don't believe it, ask the prince."

"Does Huangjue Temple have no objection?"

"Some old monks had objections and went to my master to reason with them, and even asked the Ghost King to do a notarization.

My master has worked hard all the way from the bottom, what kind of scenes have he not seen before? Those old monks were left speechless by my master and went to retreat honestly. "

Jin Bingyun said curiously: "I heard Master say that Guo Juxia is based on benevolence and righteousness, but he has a sharp tongue and a dirty mouth. He is best at grabbing people's attention. If he says anything wrong, he will be violently attacked and beaten."

Shen Lian looked curious: "Did your master suffer a loss back then? My master is the same as me. He only takes advantage and does not suffer any losses. He will never suffer any losses in this life!"

Jin Bingyun frowned slightly: "Master said that it was a very interesting memory and worth remembering."

"That's it?"

"Master's external evaluations are all made public within a certain circle. Not only Guo Juxia himself knows this evaluation, but Mrs. Guo also knows it..."

Shen Lian nodded, indicating that he understood.

Guo Bujing never suffers.

Of course Yan Jing'an will not suffer.

It’s even less likely that the teacher’s wife will suffer.

So, who suffered all the losses?

Shen Lian suddenly remembered that for a period of time, the master rarely went home and always caught thieves personally.

"What does your master say about me?"

"Master said that my husband seems to be careless, but in fact his public mind is greater than his selfish mind. He has almost no selfish desires. The only desires he has are brought about by physical training..."

Jin Bingyun glanced at Shen Lian.

Of course Shen Lian has desires.

For example, eat meat at almost every meal.

For example, revenge does not last overnight.

For example, the energy and blood surge like a tiger or a wolf.

At the same time, there is indeed no greed or evil thoughts.

Gold, silver and jewels, fame and wealth, official titles, and fame in the world are not of particular concern.

Shen Lian would never dare to accept being asked to become a general or become the general leader of the Central Plains Wulin.

Especially in the desert house, Shen Lian opened his heart wholeheartedly and was even a little childish.

The two chatted while walking, occasionally reaching out to pick flowers and fruits. When they saw cute little animals, they would catch them and enjoy their furryness, and then let them go after playing for a while.

There are sun, moon and stars in the desert, which are exactly the same as the time in the outside world. In the evening, the two found a cave and prepared to rest inside.

"Huh? What is this?"

The cave is full of stalagmites and looks to be at least tens of thousands of years old. There are no traces of humans and no animals have come here. However, at the core of the cave, there is a delicate stone box. It is obvious that someone has been here.

Shen Lian looked around and sensed carefully. He didn't feel any danger, so he walked over and opened the box.

With Shen Lian's level of martial arts, if he could hide from Shen Lian's perception, Shen Lian would definitely not be able to defeat him.

Within this distance, even masters such as Pang Ban and Yu Luosha cannot completely hold their breath.

Opening the box, there was a jade Ruyi inside.

"Yu Ruyi? What kind of treasure is this?"

Shen Lian picked up Ruyi and played with it carefully.

This jade Ruyi is quite exquisite. It is carved from a whole piece of mutton-fat warm jade that faces the sun. It contains innate pure Yang energy and a lingering Buddhist charm.

Obviously, this is an item belonging to a certain eminent monk.

The eminent monk held the jade Ruyi for decades, causing Ruyi to be contaminated with the aura of the eminent monk, and then the Buddhist charm manifested itself.

Jin Bingyun picked up Ruyi, looked at it, and said confidently: "Husband, this should be the magic weapon that comes with the Tathagata Palm, called 'Wanhua Ruyi'!"

Shen Lian exclaimed: "This is impossible!"

Jin Bingyun said: "Wanhua Ruyi is the treasure of Emperor Taizong. There is a very deep connection between Jingzhai and Li Tang, and there are very detailed records."

Shen Lian rubbed his head: "Bingyun, I am not questioning your memory. I have heard rumors that Wanhua Ruyi has always been in His Majesty's hands. The Jade Ruyi he plays with every day is a treasure donated by Hanhai Kingdom."

No matter how luxurious Ruyi is, at its core, it is nothing more than an itch scratcher. Ruyi Ruyi, following my heart, is actually using jade Ruyi to scratch my itch.

It is difficult for ordinary people to touch the entire back. The stronger or fatter the person, the larger the gap in the back.

If those parts are itchy, you will definitely not be able to scratch them, so you can only resort to scratching. If it is good-looking, it is Ruyi, and if it is more luxurious, it is Ruyi.

Zhu Yuanzhang and Queen Ma both had a wish.

Zhu Yuanzhang's is a white jade Ruyi. In addition to scratching himself, it also has the effect of massaging and beating his back.

Empress Ma's was made of solid wood Ruyi. Feng Siniang had played with it once and said it was peach Ruyi, made from the heart of a centuries-old peach tree.

Shen Lian guessed that what Lao Zhu was holding was Wanhua Ruyi.

Fahai also guessed that it was Wanhua Ruyi.

Fa Hai has four Buddhist treasures in his hands. He must know more about them than Shen Lian, and his words are very important.

If the stone box in front of you contains the wishful thinking of thousands of flowers, what is in Zhu Yuanzhang's hand? If what Zhu Yuanzhang has in his hands is a fake, who can hide his counterfeiting skills from Lao Zhu?

The fake antique old Zhu may not know it, but Wanhua Ruyi is essentially a weapon, a magic weapon used to activate the Tathagata's palm. Zhu Yuanzhang is a martial arts master and the most supreme master in the world. How could he hide it from him?

What exactly is going on?

Shen Lian felt that his brain was about to explode. Many clues were gathering in his mind, which seemed important but also unimportant. He couldn't help but hit his head.

Jin Bingyun joked: "In the past, my husband always advised me to be open-minded. Why am I trying to get into trouble now? Whether this thing is true or not, we will know once we try it."

"Do you know Tathagata Palm?"

"Won't!"

Jin Bingyun said it very seriously, as if he was telling a truth. If he said no, he meant no.

Shen Lian: ┓(`)┏

Seeing Shen Lian's unkind expression, Jin Bingyun hurriedly took a few steps back and covered his butt: "I remember that my husband has seen the Ancient Sword Spirit use Tathagata's Palm. With my husband's outstanding talent, I can at least imitate it 70% to 80%, right?"

Shen Lian was a little embarrassed: "I have no problem practicing Tianzhanji. I can master it as soon as I learn it. I can practice the Tathagata Divine Palm trick, and the Golden Top Buddha Lamp trick..."

"Husband, don't you think so?"

"How can a man say he can't do it!"

Shen Lian recalled in his mind the posture of the ancient sword spirit, and at the same time reversed the Tiancan's heaven-defying power. The Tiancan's feet and Tathagata's palms complemented each other, and the power was reversed. Coupled with the divine power of the Vajra, the Buddha's light naturally manifested.

In the past, doing this would have been courting death.

Now it is easy and comfortable to do so.

Since the seven qi were unified, there is no longer any true qi in Shen Lian's body. The true qi will only surge out when needed. Since there is no true qi, it is natural that there is no true qi retrograde. Even if there is a problem, as long as If it disperses in time, it will return to a state of nothingness.

Shen Lian and Buddhism are not unrelated. Even Fahai admits that Shen Lian’s understanding of Buddhism is better than that of many old monks in many temples and many ascetics who have been facing the wall for twenty years, struggling to pursue breakthroughs. Therefore, he can use extremely fast Achieving the power of the Great Vajra at an incomparable speed.

Recalling the Buddhist mudra in his mind, he subconsciously made gestures with his hands, and the vitality of heaven and earth moved accordingly. Jade Ruyi released auspicious rays of light. As the true energy condensed, it slowly ignited a flame and condensed into a glass Buddha lamp.

Born of all dharmas, blazing fire.

Punish evil and promote good, and have a righteous heart.

Palm of Tathagata·Golden-domed Buddha Lamp!

The rolling Buddha fire soared into the sky, and the huge flame tornado made people feel frightened, but it automatically dissipated the moment the palm force was blasted, as if the breeze was blowing on the face.

After all, Shen Lian didn't know the Tathagata Divine Palm, so he just made up a temporary move, which could only be similar in appearance.

"This thing is indeed a Buddha treasure. It is probably the real Wanhua Ruyi. So the question is, who put Ruyi here. If not Wanhua Ruyi, what kind of treasure is it in your Majesty's hands?"

Shen Lian quickly asked three or four questions.

Jin Bingyun rolled his eyes: "Husband, we are here to have fun, don't think about this."

Shen Lian was a little helpless: "Whenever I decide to find a place to rest, someone always pushes me away. If I were to guess, it is probably related to Jiang Laodao."

"Why did Master Jiang do this?"

"Perhaps, he is guarding a certain secret. This secret cannot be revealed directly, and it is not accessible to me at the moment. I can only gradually reveal clues, allowing me to collect intelligence and deduce the truth of the matter."

Shen Lian casually put Ruyi back into the stone box.

"I didn't see Wanhua Ruyi, and Bingyun certainly didn't see it either. We have never been here."

"How can you hide this from others?"

"He didn't want to hide it from me, and I certainly didn't want to hide it from him. He likes to talk but doesn't talk. In a few years, I will go to the Temple of War to explore and break the void. Even if he has a thousand years of secrets, he will still be with me. It doesn’t matter.”

Shen Lian pulled Jin Bingyun up: "Don't enter any caves. We won't go to any caves next. Have you heard of Zen Master Niao Nest? Let's build a house on a tree!"

Zen Master Niaoyi was an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, a native of Hangzhou, with a common surname of Pan, his real name was Daolin, and his Buddhist name was Yuanxiu. He was born in the Kaiyuan period. He experienced the prosperous Tang Dynasty and the Anshi Rebellion, and was a good friend of Bai Juyi.

If you want to achieve success in Buddhism, of course you need to travel around to understand the various phenomena of the world. When you traveled to Hangzhou, you saw a big pine tree on Qinwang Mountain behind the West Lake, so you lived on it and became known as the "Bird Nest Zen Master".

And because there is a magpie's nest on the pine tree, he also has a fashionable dharma name - Monk Magpie's Nest.

The two names are superimposed, and he is also called Zen Master Wuchao!

Because Bai Juyi liked to write poetry, he wrote many poems during his discussion on Buddhism with Zen Master Wuyu.

Bai Juyi's poetry has a characteristic, that is, the language is simple and concise, and the old woman can understand it. It is equivalent to recording the teachings of Zen Master Wuyu in easy-to-understand language.

Shen Lian's fiefdom is in Hangzhou, so he naturally knows something about Zen Master Wuyu, and has also been to his "former residence".

After searching around, they quickly found a big tree and quickly built an exquisite wooden house based on the style of Zen Master Wuyu's former residence. The two of them meditated here at night.

Just meditating, nothing else.

Of course, the temporary wooden house is not as strong as the finely crafted bed. It cannot withstand the torment of two people. It is very likely that the wooden house will collapse and the tree trunk will be cracked by the force. Then there will be a good show!

In addition, building wooden houses on trees is not just a habit of Zen Master Wuyu. There is also a martial artist who also had this hobby when he was a child and built wooden houses on trees.

It was his "base" with his good friends, a place where he could put down all his worries and worries.

That person is Chu Liuxiang.

That birdhouse still remains in his hometown.

…

"Husband, does this count as escaping?"

"Now that something has happened, it is absolutely impossible to avoid it. If someone makes trouble for me, of course I have to get it back, otherwise I will suffer too much."

Shen Lian knew in his heart that the person who could enter the desert and let go of all the flowers as he wished was an extraordinary person.

No matter who that person is, no matter what time or state he left Wanhua Ruyi, since Shen Lian has seen it, there is no way he can avoid it.

However, in the past few days, Shen Lian just wanted to relax in the desert house. Even if the sky fell apart or Sun Wukong came to the world, he would just pretend he didn't see it.

Don't make yourself uncomfortable during breaks.

In the next few days, Shen Lian took Jin Bingyun around and seemed to have forgotten Wanhua Ruyi.

Until six or seven days passed.

The night of the full moon, the day of departure.

Shen Lian brought some monkey wine.

Jin Bingyun picked a few fresh fruits. (End of chapter)