I'm the best catcher in martial arts

The nine ghosts draw their swords, the three-legged stance, the green dragon's claws, the crouching tiger's attack, the bow stance...

After completing the twelve-position aerobics, Shen Lian felt refreshed and his body felt indescribably comfortable.

Following Shen Lian for morning exercises were Lu Jian and Kaixin.

In recent months, under the guidance of Fa Hai, Lu Jian's foundation has become more solid. He is happy to understand the wonderful truth of Buddhism from the wordless book sent by the sweeping monk.

The sweeping monk is proficient in the seventy-two unique skills of Shaolin and has mastered the five great magical skills of Shaolin. In terms of martial arts, he is already at the top of the world, but the secret books he wrote are not only the secrets of martial arts, but also his insights into Buddhism.

More than 90% of Shaolin's unique skills are learned from Buddhism, and Buddhism is the real source.

What are the secrets of martial arts?

It is a formula that has been derived. Even if you don't understand the principle, you can use the formula to apply it.

What does the sweeping monk teach?

It is the process of deriving formulas!

It is a fleeting inspiration, a light of the soul that cannot be described with pen and ink, so there are no words or pictures.

It sounds lofty, but in fact, except for those with extraordinary talents, no one can understand its teachings.

Even with Shen Lian's level of martial arts, he couldn't understand this wordless heavenly book, because Shen Lian was not a destined person, and Shen Lian's heart was not transparent enough, and he did not have a clear heart.

Kaixin is a destined person, so he can understand and comprehend the Dharma. He cannot reach heaven in one step, but he can continue to temper his body and mind and achieve the unification of essence, energy and spirit.

Happy couldn't explain this feeling. He only knew that he was very comfortable and his body was very comfortable.

Not long after, Jin Bingyun got up.

Of course, Jin Bingyun would not stay in bed, but he was nervous and his nerves were always tense. He only relaxed when he arrived at the Hou Mansion, and his spirit was inevitably a little tired.

The last one to get up was Feng Suzhen.

Feng Suzhen's pregnancy reaction was drowsiness.

As Feng Suzhen got up, the accident caused by Shen Lian's adventure in the Western Regions was declared to be completely over, and everything in the Hou Mansion returned to normal. Shen Lian first went to visit his father-in-law, then visited Fahai, and then took care of the children at home.

After being separated for several months, the child was a little unfamiliar with Shen Lian, so Shen Lian could only spend more time with him and comfort the child himself.

On this day, Shen Lian was teasing the big tiger and the little tiger, as well as Tantai Jingming's three tigers and Zuo Shi's delicate tiger. Uncle Fu sent a piece of information: "The eldest son's letter."

"What's up?"

Shen Lian asked a very idiotic question.

The envelope has not been opened yet. Who knows what is written in it? Could it be that Uncle Fu has clairvoyance?

Uncle Fu rolled his eyes and wondered whether your intelligence has deteriorated and you have lost your head when raising a child!

"Uncle Fu, read it to me."

"Oh, that's what happened. Information about the Western Region Power Gang war was leaked. It is said that the peacock feather is in Liu Suifeng's hands, and Peacock Villa is in trouble."

Uncle Fu took a cursory glance, and then described it in concise language. Even if Shen Lian was dizzy, he could understand what Uncle Fu said and analyze what happened.

Peacock Ling's reputation is too great.

No matter how exquisite the swordsmanship of Peacock Villa is, its foundation will always be the peacock feather. The most important thing is that there is only one peacock feather and it cannot be copied at all.

The peacock feathers were in Liu Suifeng's hands, and were collected by Zhao Shirong after Liu Suifeng's death. This means that the peacock feathers in Peacock Villa have been lost a long time ago. There are no peacock feathers in Peacock Villa at all. Isn't this a serious problem?

The rise of Peacock Villa back then offended countless people. They were afraid of Peacock Ling, and even though they felt unwilling to do so, they could only endure it honestly.

Now the peacock feather is missing...

have nothing to say!

beat!

Qiu Fengwu could only say one word.

kill!

Many enemies rushed forward, Qiu Fengwu wielded his sword and fought fiercely with them, killing dozens of people in a row, but Peacock Villa could not frighten these people away because they could not produce peacock feathers.

Originally this was no big deal.

It's just a matter of starting a war.

Shen Yumen has been so idle lately that he has long wanted to find an opportunity to flex his muscles and kill as many as they come. Kill them so that they dare not come, and the matter will be solved.

Unexpectedly, a few days ago, the Qinglong Society secretly spread the news that they were selling peacock feather drawings.

Although this matter only spread in a small circle, it attracted countless attention. Shen Yumen felt that there was something fishy about this matter, but he couldn't tell where it was, so he asked Shen Lian to investigate.

It's best to find out.

If you can't find it out, you'll let them mess it up.

Uncle Fu said softly: "Master Marquis, please don't listen to the eldest son. You have only been home for a few days. If you go out to handle a case, it will be difficult for Madam to explain to you."

Shen Lian rubbed the back of his head: "My eldest brother's instructions must be fulfilled, but I have to take care of my children at home, so I need to find someone reliable to complete the case."

"Who is the Marquis talking about?"

"Lu Xiaofeng!"

"Will he agree to help?"

"Of course I will. I brought him a treasure from the Desert Mountain. He must like it very much."

"What treasure?"

"The ointment of monkey wine!"

The so-called monkey wine is a natural fruit wine made by monkeys storing fresh fruits for the winter in autumn. The fresh fruits at the bottom rot and ferment on their own.

This thing is a rare treasure in the mountains.

Due to environmental problems, even if wine is produced, it will be contaminated by mud, and very few of it will be clean.

Not only are there countless rare treasures in the Desert, but the internal environment is also excellent. Coupled with the fact that it is uninhabited, the monkey wine has been accumulated for hundreds of years, forming a wine paste at the bottom.

When Shen Lian left the desert house, he did not take Wanhua Ruyi with him, but he took Five Gourds of wine ointment with him.

After the War in Wala, everyone went to the Jiuquan to blend wine ointment with spring water and taste a gourd among them.

Give Zhu Yuanzhang a gourd.

The two masters each sent a gourd.

There was only one gourd left, so Shen Lian broke it into several small gourds for all his relatives and friends to try.

How could Lu Xiaofeng, an alcoholic, resist the temptation of such delicious food and come over after smelling it?

"I said, Lao Shen, if you ask me to do something, you only give me a little wine ointment. It's too stingy!"

Lu Xiaofeng sniffed and couldn't smell the smell of monkey wine, thinking that it was hidden deep enough.

"It's such a rare treasure from heaven and earth that it's considered luck to be able to taste even a little bit of it. It's already a huge blessing that I can find the five gourds. There really are no more."

"According to your temper, there must be five huge gourds. Tell me, how to distribute them?"

"We held a celebration banquet in Jiuquan, imitating Huo Qubing's deeds, and shared a gourd."

“The expansion of territory is worthy of celebration.”

"Give your Majesty a calabash as tribute."

"As a minister, you should be loyal."

"Two masters, each with a gourd."

"As a disciple, you should be filial."

"The last gourd is left, so I choose to taste it with my relatives and friends, each with a small gourd."

"As a friend, you should be loyal."

Lu Xiaofeng was speechless now.

Because Shen Lian not only made great achievements at the border, but was also loyal, filial, and loyal, he shared all the remaining wine, and there was really no trace left.

Shen Lian smiled and said: "Don't be embarrassed, I have the key to the desert beast here. You can go to the desert of the Western Regions to find it. I can drink it to death."

Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "Desert Rooster? There's a lot of monkey wine in it? You didn't lie to me, did you?"

Shen Lian pointed to the backyard: "Have you seen our swimming pool? It can be filled with three. The accumulated wine paste is half a foot thick. I only took out a little bit."

"Bang!"

Lu Xiaofeng fell off the stool.

"In addition, there are countless fruits and melons, many of which you have never seen before. The only thing is that no killing is allowed inside. You cannot eat game. You can only eat fruits, drink spring water, or drink monkey wine. If you hunt wild animals at will, the consequences will be very tragic."

"What consequences?"

"I don't know, I don't dare to try!"

Shen Lian handed the sun mirror and moon mirror to Lu Xiaofeng.

"There are several forbidden areas in the Desert. I will draw a map for you later, so don't take risks."

"Do I seem like someone who likes to seek death?"

"Don't you feel guilty for saying this?"

Shen Lian curled his lips, took out a file and put it into Lu Xiaofeng's hand: "This is the identity I assigned you to be responsible for investigating the case. Remember to disguise yourself."

Lu Xiaofeng twitched his beard: "I can't use my identity? Am I shameless?"

Shen Lian rolled his eyes at him: "When the people from the Qinglong Club see you as a troublemaker, they will definitely hide away, or they will find a few dragon heads and beat you to death!"

Lu Xiaofeng's face showed bitterness when she heard this.

He provoked more than 30 sub-rudders, was chased by hundreds of members of the Qinglong Society, was beaten by several dragon heads, and was chopped by a big dragon head. Without the help of experts, he could only run to the deep mountains and old forests and work for three or four years. Savage.

The Qinglong Club was also extremely unlucky.

First, he was chased down by the Jin Yiwei, and then hundreds of members were wiped out by an unparalleled expert with one blow. More than thirty branches were completely destroyed, and they wanted to eat Lu Xiaofeng alive.

The previous matter was indeed Lu Xiaofeng's fault.

What happened next was actually Lu Xiaofeng's fault.

Especially the peerless master, who was too rough in his behavior. He threw him into the bandit's den and asked him to have a blind date with Lian Nishang. This angered Lian Nishang and was thrown from the back hill by the bandits, almost turning him into a dead phoenix.

Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "Shen Lian, you have been practicing Nishang for so long, why doesn't the imperial court care?"

Shen Lian said: "Give her father face!"

"Isn't she an orphan?"

"Her father is still alive, but she is an orphan. How do you think her father feels in his heart? He must be very owed to his daughter. Whoever dares to touch his daughter will risk his life. Who dares to offend this old monster? !”

"Is there anyone in the world you don't dare to mess with?"

"Let me describe it to you this way. There are nine strongest masters in the world. They are at the top of the world, on the verge of the Shattered Void realm, and at the pinnacle of martial arts.

Lian Nishang's father is one of them, and he is the most uncontrollable and the best at killing.

Do you know what martial arts he is good at?

The Heart Sutra of All Poisons!

This thing can turn a city into a dead city in the blink of an eye. You should be lucky. If you provoke her daughter and then don't marry her, he will definitely give you a taste of what it's like to have a heart corroded by all kinds of poison! "

Shen Lian showed a look of gloating on his face: "You are really lucky, you just got thrown down the mountain!"

Lu Xiaofeng:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

"The master who saved me was Lian Nishang's father? He was the one who threw me in..."

"Guess, is he being unreasonable?" Shen Lian continued to scare Lu Xiaofeng, "This old monster spends most of his time in the back mountains of Wudang, sleeping with the Turtle Breathing Kung Fu. Even he knows that he is too uncontrollable when he wakes up."

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt that the desert house was so beautiful that he wanted to live there for the rest of his life!

"Let me see what identity this is? Eternal Sword Bai Yujing, this name sounds nice, much nicer than your name. I just happened to learn the sword technique."

"What swordsmanship?"

"Dharma Sword Technique! To be honest, although it is the sword technique passed down by Bodhidharma, it is very fancy, with too many false moves and crooked moves, and the lethality is seriously insufficient. I revised it for three days and three nights before I made some improvements."

Lu Xiaofeng's face was filled with anger.

Shen Lian followed his wishes and said, "You are so lucky to be able to obtain the inheritance of Bodhidharma."

Lu Xiaofeng boasted: "I went to Longmen Grottoes and accidentally found a cave. There were nine pictures and six seated statues of Bodhidharma, as well as the complete thirty-three postures of Bodhidharma's swordsmanship. Unfortunately, there were also some murals. It’s peeling off and it’s completely irreparable.”

"With your martial arts skills, Lu Xiaofeng, even if you only get a fragment of the mental method, you can still deduce it completely."

"Little things, these are small things."

Lu Xiaofeng murmured a few words and got down to business: "If I go alone, it will be easy for others to see me. Find someone to help me and handle the case covertly."

"Young Master Zhu from Wanjin Hall in Suzhou also wants to participate in this deal, but he has been ill recently and specifically asked Tang Zhuquan to handle these affairs on his behalf."

Although his surname is Zhu, Wan Jintang has nothing to do with the royal family, but is a serious businessman.

Most of the Shen family's business is in Suzhou. As long as it is related to business, everyone will give face to the Shen family, and Mr. Zhu is no exception.

It's not that Shen Lian is fierce and domineering, but to save Young Master Zhu's life. Otherwise, if he goes away, that round head will not be saved. Qinglong knows how to do things. Wherever there is any serious business, it is all done by gangsters!

Young Master Zhu is fat and has a similar figure to Tang Zhuquan, just right for Tang Zhuquan to disguise himself.

It is very easy to invite Tang Zhuquan.

Because Tang Zhuquan loves wine more than Lu Xiaofeng.

In addition, a few days ago, Mr. Tang made an appointment for Tang Zhuquan to get married in November. There are only a few months left before the wedding, which is the last free time.

From now on, his wife will control him!

His fiancée is the descendant of the Wuhu Duanmen Dao. She wields a nine-ring machete and is very powerful. She can use a fifty-pound machete to carve patterns on tofu, and she can also slice a fat sheep into slices of meat, slicing and arranging the meat at the same time. plate.

Mr. Tang was very satisfied.

Tang Zhuquan was so frightened that he wanted to escape home.

It's a pity that monks are not allowed to drink alcohol. With this rule alone, he will never be able to become a monk.

Uncle Fu went to invite Tang Zhuquan, and Tang Zhuquan came in a hurry, drank ten jars of Shen Lian wine, and then got into Young Master Zhu's carriage to go to the trading place.

After sending Tang Zhuquan away, another fat man came to the door. An old acquaintance, Zhu Yueming, was in charge.

"Lao Zhu, why are you here?"

"Oh, it's hard to put it into words!"

Zhu Yueming took Linghu Chong to investigate the case, and happened to encounter Xiaoyao Hou taking revenge on the Lian family, and the young master, who was worried about the world being in chaos, causing trouble everywhere.

Zhu Yueming originally just wanted to watch a show, but when Linghu Chong was in Hengshan, he saw the young master and knew that this guy was not a good guy. He drew his sword and fought the young master fiercely, and then lured out Xiaoyao Hou, and then Zhu Yueming was forced to take action.

Then, complete chaos! (End of chapter)