I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Changle Gang.

The chief manager, Bei Haishi, was pacing back and forth anxiously!

One circle to the left, one to the right, back and forth, over and over again. If you put a stone mill on it, it can grind at least three or four baskets of rice, or seven or eight barrels of soy milk.

Bei Haishi is knowledgeable and has a calm personality. He rarely loses his composure due to anxiety. But now he has lost his temper. His face has a black and purple color, showing signs of going crazy.

What is Bei Haishi worried about?

This matter can be traced back to a strange force called Xia Ke Island, which is located overseas. Every ten years, envoys to reward good and punish evil will be sent to the Central Plains, and martial arts masters will be invited to the island to drink porridge. Those who don't go will have their families wiped out.

Some people here are curious, Xia Ke Island is so powerful and domineering, don't the six gates care about it?

How to manage?

Can anyone tell me how to manage it?

The Messenger of Rewarding Good and Punishing Evil first arrived in the Central Plains. At that time, there was no Ming Dynasty, Lao Zhu was still busy fighting Zhang Shicheng, and Guo Bujing was still working as a guard.

When I arrived in the Central Plains for the second time, the world was just beginning to settle down, and everything was waiting to be done. Lao Zhu was so busy that he hit the back of his head with his feet. The civil and military officials worked overtime every day, and the same was true for Guo Bujing.

If it was a martial arts sect that was destroyed, or innocent people were killed indiscriminately, Guo Bujing would definitely take care of it, but if some underworld gangs were destroyed, who would have time to take care of that?

After arriving in the Central Plains three times, the world was at peace, everything was prosperous, and the Six Gates had the ability to control the world, but only in the Central Plains.

Xiake Island is overseas!

They invite a group of experts and then take a boat to hide on an isolated island overseas. Who the hell can find them?

That’s not how you find a needle in a haystack.

Again, if the messengers who reward good and punish evil kill innocent people indiscriminately and harm innocent people, Guo Bujing will arrest them even if they go to heaven or on earth. He will definitely not let the two of them leave the Central Plains. If it only targets the underworld gangs, it will be a dispute between rivers and lakes. , Six Doors doesn’t care about these things!

Guo Juxia, whom the underworld gang is obsessed with, doesn't care about the affairs of Xia Ke Island. What can they do?

Either take the bronze medal from Xiake Island, and the gang leader will go to Xiake Island to drink Laba porridge, and will never be able to return.

Either you don't accept the bronze medal from Knight Island, the entire sect will be wiped out by the messenger who rewards good and punishes evil, and everyone will die together.

At this time, "Sun Tzu's Art of War" is needed.

There is a strategy called "Li Dai Tao Zang". Find a scapegoat in advance, let him take the bronze medal, and then die on behalf of everyone. Everyone can live happily for another ten years.

That's what Bei Haishi thought.

Bei Haishi worked meticulously and knew that he could not find a scapegoat temporarily. That would be using his own life to mock the intelligence of those who reward good and punish evil. He must have someone be the gang leader for a period of time to spread the name!

The scapegoat he chose was Shi Zhongyu.

First of all, Shi Zhongyu is young and easy to fool.

Secondly, Shi Zhongyu is greedy for beauty, cruel and violent, commits many evil acts, and is persistent in evil. In a short period of time, he has gained countless bad reputations, and many people in the world have heard about it.

Bei Haishi's plan was very good, but Shi Zhongyu was too slick. He found out about Xiake Island from some gang members, so he took away the treasure and ran away.

Bei Haishi suffered a lot this time.

When Shi Zhongyu was the leader of the gang, he liked to play the tricks of wine pool and meat forest. The wives and daughters of his disciples were ruined a lot by him. Just for the bronze medal of Knight Island, they had to endure it. Now it is all in vain!

Bei Haishi personally led a search and found a simple young man on Motian Cliff whose appearance was 80% to 90% similar to Shi Zhongyu's but had a completely different personality. He deceived him into thinking that he was Shi Potian, the leader of the Changle Gang!

After a lot of hard work, this simple boy was finally fooled into lameness, and he was allowed to receive the bronze medal.

Then, Shen Lian came!

Disciples of the Snow Mountain Sect invited Shen Lian!

This is the pot left by that bastard Shi Zhongyu!

Bei Haishi cannot afford to take this big blame.

No matter how powerful and overbearing the messenger of good and punishing evil is, it is an overseas force after all, which has forced Bei Haishi to lead his gang to join Shen Yumen or the Nujiao Gang. Although their power will be reduced, at least they can save their lives.

If Shen Lian is here...

Bei Haishi was very convinced that if he could not give Shen Lian a satisfactory answer, the Changle Gang would cease to exist!

Shen Lian struck out with the Tiger Roaring Emperor Fist. Perhaps the only person in the Changle Gang who could stand up was Bei Haishi. Shen Lian gave him another slap, and the Changle Gang was wiped out.

What should I do?

Bei Haishi grinded in circles, then scratched his hair and the wall, scolding Shi Zhongyu five hundred and sixty-six times in his heart. Bei Haishi swore that if he caught Shi Zhongyu, he would torture him to death with his own hands. .

The Changle Gang used one hundred and eight kinds of torture on him one by one, and then cut him to death with a thousand cuts.

There is no point in being anxious.

Because no matter whether Bei Haishi was in a hurry or not, Shen Lian would definitely come and he would definitely give an explanation.

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Tiger Hall.

The ignorant Shi Potian sat on the left with the support of Bei Haishi, and the Xueshan faction sat on the right. Both sides stared at each other. Shen Lian sat in the main seat and coughed twice to clear his throat, indicating that now Settle grudges.

"Everyone, although I was invited by the Snow Mountain Sect, I am only here as a notary. Please explain the matter clearly, and I will give a notarized judgment. Who is right and who is wrong? Maybe I can hide it from some people. How can I hide it? I?"

Shen Lianxin said that she would be a guest magistrate today, playing with the county magistrate's routine of trying cases, telling the plaintiff and defendant to make their own statements, and then ask the lawyer to argue.

Shi Potian was deceived by Bei Haishi and was a little confused about the people around him, except that he remembered Hua Wanzi.

Hua Wanzi was originally captured by the Changle Gang, but was later discovered by Shi Potian and released. When Bai Wanjian came to the door, he happened to meet Hua Wanzi, and both parties came to reason together and explain everything clearly.

Shi Potian looked at Hua Wanzi, remembering that Hua Wanzi was stabbed in the thigh, and asked: "Girl Hua, is the stab wound on your thigh better? Does it still hurt?"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked.

Bai Wanjian drew the sword in his hand, thinking that you are a lustful guy, and you said that you are not a jade in stone?

Hua Wanzi's face turned red and she drew her sword in anger!

"Asshole! How dare you tease me!"

Shi Potian was a little strange. He was only concerned about Hua Wanzi's injury. How could he be molesting her?

He was illiterate and knew that he had little education. He turned to look at Bei Haishi, who had the highest level of education in his mind, and wanted to ask Bei Haishi for a hint.

Bei Haishi screamed for luck in his heart, hoping that Shi Potian would say some nonsense again, anger everyone, and take all the blame, so as not to implicate them.

Thinking of this, he gave me an encouraging look.

Shi Potian felt relieved a little.

Bei Haishi said loudly: "Everyone in our gang has admired the reputation of Mr. Weide of the Snow Mountain Sect for a long time. Unfortunately, he is located in the south of the Yangtze River and has no chance to get close to him. Today, the great hero Bai is here. It is truly a blessing for our gang to meet this hero."

Bai Wanjian returned the gift with his hand, and said with a smile: "Mr. Bei is knowledgeable and talented, and his Five Elements and Six Combination Palms are exquisite. I have always admired him closely. He has many talented people in your family. Although I don't know him, I have known him for a long time and admired him for a long time."

The two sides exchanged a few words, Bei Haishi rambled on but did not talk about business, Shi Potian made jokes and said things that could knock people off their feet, but Bai Wanjian finally couldn't hold back his anger and took the initiative to mention the Snow Mountain Sect.

"There are rumors in the world that the leader of the Stone Gang has excellent swordsmanship and martial arts, but I don't know which sect or sect the leader of the Stone Gang is a disciple of? Do you still remember Lingxiao City?"

Bai Wanjian looked at Shi Potian fiercely.

Shi Potian murmured: "Martial arts... I don't know any martial arts! Where is Lingxiao City? I have never been there. You must have mistaken the person."

What Shi Potian told is of course the truth. When he was a child, he lived with his mother in Xiong'er Mountain. When he was a teenager, he was taken to Motian Cliff by Xie Yanke, a layman from the sky. He had almost no communication with outsiders and was in the most ignorant state.

This is interesting to say.

In order to make his name famous, Xie Yanke scattered three Black Iron Orders in the arena, indicating that no matter who asked him with the Black Iron Order, he would definitely agree.

Xie Yanke is naturally not a good person, and is a well-known devil in the world, but he keeps his promises to the core, even in private, in corners where no one knows, and he will never break them.

It is not only fulfilling the promise, but also cultivating the mind.

The first two Black Iron Tokens were completed easily, but the last Black Iron Token was picked up by a little beggar who called himself a "bastard of a dog", and Xie Yanke almost died of anger.

He originally thought that by giving the little beggar some money, or treating him to a meal, or buying some good clothes, he could take back the Black Iron Order. Anyway, beggars are the most accustomed to asking for help.

How could I know that Brother Gou never asks for help? No matter how Xie Yanke uses various means to seduce him, Brother Gou will never waver.

Xie Yanke knew in his heart that if he allowed himself to be left unchecked and the little beggar was seduced by his own enemies and allowed him to cut off his arms and legs and lose his martial arts, wouldn't it be a big disaster?

After thinking this, Xie Yanke gritted his teeth and took Brother Gou back to Motian Cliff. On the way, he met a martial arts weirdo who was being hunted. From him, he got a set of exquisite clay dolls with the secrets of internal strength drawn on them.

Those internal skills are not very advanced, but Xie Yanke has evil thoughts in his heart, saying that I swear I will not kill you with my own hands, but you can’t blame me if you go crazy while practicing the skills.

Therefore, he taught Brother Dog martial arts every day, but taught the true energy of Yin and Yang separately, and did not teach the intersection of dragon and tiger. He wanted Brother Dog to die because of the conflict between Yin and Yang and his meridians.

Xie Yanke is used to being served by others. Brother Gou is responsible for daily laundry and cooking, as well as buying rice and groceries. In order to prevent Brother Gou from being deceived by others, or learning bad ideas from people down the mountain, he follows him personally every time he goes out.

Originally, Xie Yanke's plan was about to succeed, but at this moment, Bei Haishi came to the door and brought Brother Gou back to the Changle Gang. He used medical skills to protect his heart and used natural and earthly treasures to heal him, and the fire was cured. Possessed.

After that, Brother Gou accidentally destroyed the clay puppet and discovered that there was a puppet hidden under the clay puppet. The puppet was painted with the most powerful internal power of Buddhism and the Arhat's magical skill of subduing demons. Brother Gou accidentally cultivated it and gained profound and unpredictable internal power.

It is because of these strange experiences that in this chaotic world, Brother Gou is created, a young man with a simple personality, profound skills, but who is not familiar with the world.

Brother Gou is currently confused, partly because he doesn't understand the situation, partly because of the repeated deceptions from Bei Haishi and others, and partly because Arhat has made a breakthrough in the magical power of subduing demons and is in a state of spiritual enlightenment.

He observes the world not with the naked eye, but with the innate Buddha's eyes. When he mentioned Hua Wanzi's injury, he didn't mean to tease her, but he was simply concerned.

He said that he didn't know Bai Wanjian and didn't know where Lingxiao City was, but he really didn't know.

He has not been infected by the world. His spiritual consciousness is a blank sheet of paper, and he is an alien in the world.

It is always difficult to understand the alien.

In Brother Gou's own consciousness, he sincerely expresses concern and tells the truth sincerely.

In the eyes of Lao Jianghu, who has been around the world for decades and has long been infected by Bo Yun's weirdness, this is definitely the most stupid bastard thing to say, a few words that can make people angry.

Shen Lian observed Brother Dog with a smile.

Even in all the worlds, Brother Gou is the weirdest among the weird, not only because of his martial arts, but also because of his pure heart. There are heroes, heroes, and prodigal rangers in the world. What kind of knight does Brother Gou belong to?

Of course he is the only "Buddhist" among ten thousand.

He is naturally in the state of Bodhi Mirror.

The body is a bodhi tree, and the mind is like a mirror stand. It has innate wisdom eyes, Dharma eyes, and Buddha eyes. From a completely different perspective, it blends into the world of mortals.

He is definitely not a transcendent saint like "Bodhi has no tree, nor does a bright mirror stand." If he had been hanging around in the Changle Gang for two or three years, he would definitely have been polluted.

Luckily, the dust can be swept away every time.

This is of course thanks to Arhat's magical skill of subduing demons.

This is one of the top internal skills in Buddhism. It is just as good as Yi Jin Marrow Cleansing. In terms of difficulty of practice, it even exceeds Yi Jin Jing. It is really difficult.

To get started, you need to focus your mind and return to your origin. You must get rid of all worldly worries and distracting thoughts. You must also be smart, otherwise you will not be able to understand the changes in your internal strength, which will be harmful to yourself.

Smart people think too much and fail to practice.

Nu Du's qualifications are too poor and he can't practice well.

Even if you are an eminent monk with good Buddhist connections and not tainted by material desires, if you practice this magical skill, you will still be "persistent in martial arts" wholeheartedly.

Buddhism calls "greed, anger, and ignorance" the three poisons. Greed for money and sex is certainly greed, and indulging in the joy of Zen is also greed.

Except for a weirdo among weirdos like Brother Gou, even if Kaixin were allowed to practice, he would probably stop moving forward.

As for Shen Lian...

Don’t expect it in the next life!

The advantage of advanced Buddhist martial arts is that although it is extremely difficult to get started, once you get started, the martial arts will naturally become stronger, and there will be almost no bottlenecks thereafter.

In Shen Lian's perception, the vital energy of heaven and earth can't help but flow into Brother Gou's body from the acupoints all over his body, tempering his body, condensing his soul, and improving his skills. Without the need to actively practice, his energy, energy, and spirit will be improved in all aspects.

In terms of pure internal strength cultivation, Brother Gou has reached the level of a black-level pagoda in the Yi Jin Jing. Even if a knife or a sword pierces the intestines with poison, it will be difficult to hurt him at all.

The war of words continues, but the two people at the center seem to be outside the world.

Brother Dog observes the world with Buddha's eyes.

Shen Lian observed Brother Dog with his Dharma Eyes.

I don’t know how long it took, but Bai Wanjian knew that his power of words was not as good as Bei Haishi’s, so he shouted: “Everyone, Xueshan’s swordsmanship is not very advanced, and it’s not worth your smile.

However, if this sword technique stabs someone, it will leave a snowflake shape. When Shi Zhongyu rebelled from Lingxiao City, he was stabbed with a sword, leaving a snowflake scar on his thigh, half a foot above your knee.

Hu Weihou is here today. Bai is not talented and would like to ask the Marquis to make a notarization. If there are snowflake sword marks on the legs of Gang Leader Shi, he is Shi Zhongyu, a disciple of Xueshan.

If there are no scars, Mr. Bai should kowtow to the leader of the Stone Gang to apologize. How dare you lift up your pants! "(End of chapter)