I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Shen Lian rubbed his head with a slight headache.

I remember that many people in my previous life said that the gold-type martial arts was not only safe, but also had many martial arts secrets. It was the best novice village in the world. There was nothing more convenient than this.

This is absolutely wrong.

First of all, in terms of the sinister nature of people's hearts, it is certainly not as dangerous as the ancient and warm types, but the danger is also extremely high, with monsters and ghosts killing people at every turn.

Secondly, the wonderful martial arts of the gold system will most likely have various restrictions, making it extremely difficult to get started.

Yijin Jing: It is necessary not to have any thoughts of practicing martial arts, but also to have a sudden enlightenment on Prajna Buddhism and understand the profound Buddhist principles of no self, no one, no sentient beings, and no lifespan.

Nine Yin Manual: You need to understand Taoist common sense, otherwise the consequences will be like Mei Chaofeng, and you will become paralyzed.

Nine-Yang Magic: If you want to practice it to a great extent, you need to open up all the acupoints all over the body at the same time, which will easily burn the body. If you cannot practice it to a great level, it will be easy to be unable to retract, and eventually the energy and spirit will be exhausted, and Jue Yuan Shen Monk will pass away.

Lingbo Weibu: Familiar with the directions of the Eight Diagrams of the Book of Changes.

Dugu Nine Swords: Thinking must be unconstrained.

Taixuan Jing: The heart is empty and clear, untainted by dust.

Arhat's magical skill of subduing demons: get rid of worldly worries and distracting thoughts.

Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms: A martial art exclusive to heroes. Without the chivalry of Xiao Feng, Guo Jing, and Hong Qigong, don't think you can master it. If you can practice one move, it's just luck. Shi Huolong practiced the palm skills so hard that he eventually became paralyzed.

Toad Kung Fu: Ouyang Feng's biological son Ouyang Ke is in his thirties and is not qualified to practice this technique.

Peach Blossom Island's secret knowledge: the scumbags retreat.

Xiaoyao sect’s secret skill: learn Go first.

Six Meridians Divine Sword: The internal strength must be extremely strong. A master of this generation can only barely practice one sword.

Sunflower Collection: Are you sure you want to practice?

Shen Zhao Gong: First, he was punched by Ding Dian for two years.

A detailed analysis of these profound skills, especially the advanced internal skills, most of them belong to the practice of spiritual cultivation. Buddhist martial arts require an understanding of Buddhism, and Taoist skills require an understanding of Taoism.

Even with Shen Lian's learning ability, he was helpless when it came to some profound Buddhist principles. For example, he really couldn't understand the wordless scripture given by the sweeping monk.

If Shen Lian was asked to find a novice village, it would definitely be the Liang family martial arts world. He would join the Tianshan sect. If the Tianshan sect did not accept him, he would find a way to join the Mangshan sect.

A well-established person with unlimited potential. If you show off the energy you have in your senior year in high school, you can achieve advanced cultivation even if your qualifications are dull. Even if you don't have this kind of perseverance, you can still become a martial arts master as long as you work hard to get the qualifications.

As for the ancient, warm, and yellow types, not only are there dangers everywhere, but the most important thing is that even if they want to hug the protagonist's lap, it seems to be meaningless.

Because many of the protagonists are precarious.

The most they can do is ensure that they don't die, while their relatives and friends around them are lining up to die!

Especially in the warm series, friends are sacrifices, specially sacrificed to the protagonist to make the protagonist stronger, or they may be tricked to death together and die horribly.

Shen Lian was thinking about the Laba porridge. At the same time, he knew that there would be no big events this year. All the things were piled up for next year, so he could have a good rest.

Zuo Shi asked in a low voice: "Master Hou, if Xiake Island hides a huge opportunity, why do the owners of Xiake Island share it with others? Are they so generous?"

"Because they can't understand it themselves!"

"If it was a martial arts problem, why didn't you invite Grandmaster Wushang to help? If they had invited Ming Zun to study the secret book, they would have solved it long ago!"

"Because they are worried about someone coming to unlock the secret, but they don't tell them. They dare not invite those who are too strong, and it is useless to invite those who are too weak. They can only choose some masters who have created their own unique martial arts and are quite creative."

The masters invited by Xiake Island may not have inscrutable martial arts, but they must be creative and create their own unique skills, so that they can eat porridge.

In the original plot, masters such as neither three nor four, black and white swords, etc., all did not meet the requirements.

The reason why they were able to land on the island is because these two guys are complete fools. They are good at making troubles and making people bored, so they have to let people on the boat.

Brother Dog sat in the carriage and admired the scenery outside through the window, feeling dazzled.

There is heaven, there are Suzhou and Hangzhou.

Brother Gou grew up in the mountains, how could he ever see such stunning scenery? Especially when I arrived at the West Lake, I was so surprised that I was speechless when I saw the beautiful scenery of the lake and mountains.

beautiful!

It's so beautiful!

Although the scenery is good, it is not as good as his parents and family. Brother Gou quickly asked: "Brother Shen, the master you asked me to meet is here? Can he find my parents?"

Shen Lian smiled and said, "Of course."

Zuo Shi went back and told Feng Siniang that Shen Lian was going to Xiake Island to commit suicide, and asked the ladies to prepare ropes and tie him up tightly when Shen Lian returned to the Hou Mansion.

Shen Lian took Brother Gou to see Fahai.

Fahai has been sighing heavily recently.

All the talents and qualities were abducted by Shen Lian.

Why is Shen Lian so lucky?

The most disgusting thing is that Shen Lian hangs around him with his godson every day, tempting him and basically grabbing all the treasures he has at the bottom of the box.

well!

How did this scourge survive to this day?

Just when Fahai was sighing, Shen Lian took Brother Gou to Leifeng Pagoda: "Senior, I would like to introduce you to a wise man who has a profound connection with Buddhism and has even mastered the magical power of Arhat to Subjugate Demons. I would like to ask you to enlighten me on Buddhism."

Fahai looked up and was stunned.

As the top figure in Buddhism, Fahai certainly knows that it is almost impossible to learn the magical power of Arhat to subdue demons, not even for eminent monks or great virtues.

If you are a happy child, you may be able to get started by luck due to the playful and noisy nature of a child, but for an adult man, there is little hope.

Unexpectedly, the young man brought by Shen Lian not only learned the magic skill of Arhat and Subdued Demons, but also practiced it to an extremely advanced level. He almost achieved great success in it.

How is this possible?

Looking carefully and observing with wise eyes, I found that this person seemed ignorant, but in fact he was as wise as a fool, just like the orchid, jade tree, mirror and bodhi, untainted by the tackiness of the world.

How could there be such a person in the world?

Fahai smiled and said: "Good boy, come here and let me see what Dharma you want to learn?"

Brother Gou is very straightforward: "Buddhism? I'm not here to learn Buddhism, I'm here to find my mother."

Fahai asked curiously: "Looking for mother? Is your mother at Leifeng Pagoda? Your name is not Xu Shilin, right?"

Brother Gou waved his hands hurriedly: "No, no, no, my name is not Xu Shilin, nor Shi Potian, nor Shi Zhongyu, my name is Dog Bastard, which is the name given by my mother."

Of course Fahai knew that his name was not Xu Shilin, it was just a joke. He didn't expect that the young man in front of him would react so violently to the name. Another point was, why was his name so weird? Who would choose such a name?

Parents usually give their children nicknames. In order to make the children easy to support, most of the nicknames are ordinary.

For example, Shen Lian's children were nicknamed Tiger, and when they remembered, they would give them a nice name.

There are also some parents who have weird names.

For example, Sun Quan's daughter is named Dahu Xiaohu, and Cao Pi's Wende Queen Guo is named "Queen". Queen Guo is not her title, but her name.

For example, Jin Chenggong, Ji's surname was Jin, and his given name was Heiyi.

No matter how weird the name is, even if you name your child Gou Sheng, it still sounds better than Bastard.

It’s not a name, it’s an outlet for grievances.

Fa Hai was so knowledgeable. After a brief thought, he thought of seven or eight possibilities and said with a smile: "Good boy, I don't ask for your name. I am a little curious. If you want to find your mother, why do you come to Leifeng Pagoda?"

Brother Gou pointed at Shen Lian: "Brother Shen said that senior is omnipotent and can help me find my mother."

Fa Hai: (;￢＿￢)

Do you know how many beats will be generated when the powerful Tianlong hits you? Have you heard this rhythm?

Shen Lian patted his chest: "Don't worry, master. I want to find someone who can be found even if I go to heaven or earth, and I can find him in poverty."

Fahai looked at Brother Gou: "My child, if you want me to help you find your mother, you have to tell me where your home is and what special features it has."

Brother Gou has an excellent memory. Although he has been away from home for six or seven years, he still remembers the past.

"My family lives in the middle of two mountains. The two mountains are neatly arranged, some of them look like bear ears. In addition to my mother, I also have Ah Huang, my mother..."

Brother Gou talked about his childhood intermittently.

For example, his mother did not allow him to ask for help.

For example, my mother is obviously good at cooking, but she never takes the initiative to cook food. She always asks him to wash vegetables and cook.

For example, my mother would get angry from time to time. When she was angry, she would kick and hit him, and she would cry bitterly.

Brother Gou even remembers how his mother scolded him.

"You bitch, what are you begging me for? Why don't you beg that delicate little bitch of yours?"

Shen Lian is very good at listening.

Fahai is very good at enlightening people's minds.

Brother Gou has been depressed for many years and had nowhere to talk. Now that he is talking about it all, he feels indescribably happy.

Fa Hai is used to seeing the joys and sorrows in the world, and guesses that Gou Ge's mother was probably abandoned by a scumbag. She hated the scumbag so much that she took it out on her children.

Fahai secretly reasoned that this little brother was about eighteen or nineteen years old, and his parents must be in their forties.

At this age, the most famous scumbag is none other than King Zhennan of Dali. Could it be that he is the son of Duan Zhengchun?

Looking carefully, Brother Gou is confused, but his features are pretty and handsome. His parents must be...

"Ahem~~"

Fahai coughed a few times and stopped thinking.

He saw Shen Lian's eyes looking at the good show.

Shen Lian was good at observing words and expressions, and could probably guess his thoughts through his expression. This idea must be wrong, so he showed such an expression.

"Shen Lian, what's going on?"

"Senior, although you are a martial arts master, you are still a monk and do not understand the love between men and women. His mother was not abandoned by others, but she was too outstanding. The other party felt inferior after seeing her and did not dare to be even remotely close to her."

Brother Dog's adoptive mother is named Mei Qinggu. In the past, she admired Shi Qing, the "black sword" among the black and white swords.

Unfortunately, Shi Qing doesn't like her.

It's not that Mei Qinggu is not good, it's that she's too good.

Mei Qinggu's appearance is exquisite, far superior to Shi Qing's wife Min Rou. She has advanced martial arts and is proficient in the secret arts of the Mei family and the Ding family, making her even better than Shi Qing.

She doesn't know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, knitting, cooking, or even planting flowers and grass.

Mei Qinggu was too good and too strong. When Shi Qing saw her, he felt ashamed and stayed away.

This kind of thing is not unique to Shi Qing.

For example, Jiang Feng and Yaoyue Lianxing.

Yao Yue is not a gentle and loving wife, she is a proper domineering queen. No matter how beautiful the queen is, she cannot dilute Jiang Feng's fear and cannot stand upright!

If Mei Qinggu is a little weaker than Shi Qing in some aspects, Shi Qing may have some thoughts, but she is strong in everything, and Shi Qing will soften when he sees her.

Yao Yue is right.

Mei Qinggu was right too.

What's wrong is that the two sides are really inappropriate.

Not to mention in this era, even hundreds of years later, few people can accept that women are strong and men are weak.

To be honest, the same is true for Shen Lian.

If a woman appeared now who was stronger than Shen Lian in all aspects and fell madly in love with Shen Lian, Shen Lian would of course be tempted by her. At the same time, she would work hard to practice and strive to surpass her as soon as possible, or at least keep pace with her.

Lu Siniang and Shen Zaikuan are in different situations.

Although Shen Zaikuan does not know martial arts, he is the best in the world in terms of talent and learning, so he has a half-and-half advantage.

Fahai glanced at Shen Lian.

Shen Lian said: "Within three days, this junior will send you a map of Xiong'er Mountain. You can take this little brother to Xiong'er Mountain and experience the various conditions of the world."

Fahai nodded: "Okay!"

Shen Lian rubbed his hands: "Senior, this junior has sent you a good talent, are you..."

Fa Hai had a proud look on his face, thinking that even a little naughty boy like you might make miscalculations sometimes: "This little benefactor is wrapped with the thread of marriage and is destined to be married. How can a poor monk break up a couple and force others to become monks?"

Shen Lian: s(｀ヘ;)ゞ

Go ask Xu Xian what he thinks about this?

The words remained unspoken.

Otherwise, Fahai would definitely not mind, playing a set of mighty dragons on Shen Lian to loosen his muscles and bones.

"Senior, you are convinced. Why do you have to become a monk to practice Buddhism? As long as it meets the predestined dharma."

"In this case, Shen Lian, I think you are quite close to Buddhism, so why not practice Buddhism with the poor monk? The poor monk will first teach you how to abstain from sex and solve a thousand worries with one sword."

"No need, I don't have this blessing. I will leave now and you, old man, will slowly understand."

Shen Lian turned around and ran away.

Fahai took out a razor for shaving his head and thought to himself, what's so scary about this thing? Isn't it just for shaving?

Keep your head bald and you will have fewer flaws in your physical training!

Well……

Bald heads do have this advantage.

No matter how powerful the body-training mystical skill is, it is difficult to reach even the hair. In a duel with a body-training master, you can grab the hair and pull hard without pulling down the scalp. As long as you can see blood, the body-protecting qigong will be broken. .

Monks do not have such troubles.

Because they have no hair.

You can't scratch your eyebrows, right?

Even if he wants to be kicked in the lower body, the old monk can use his iron crotch skill to make up for it, and he is not afraid of ordinary punches and kicks.

Fahai remembered that when he was young, he faced off against a master from the Manchu Qing Dynasty who was good at physical training. He directly grabbed his money rat tail and broke his iron cloth shirt with one blow.

…

Shen Lian ran home like flying.

As soon as I entered the door, I was greeted by a huge snare, tied with heavy ropes.

Shen Lian struggled twice and was pinned down by Feng Siniang.

"How dare you go to Xiake Island!"

"Madam, madam, my waist is broken. Please let me go first. Xiake Island is really not dangerous. I will take Tang Zhuquan there. If there is danger, let him take the rear..."

"Hmph! Are you the one who asks people to take the rear? When in danger, you must go up by yourself and stay behind to defend yourself against the enemy!"

"I'll take Lu Xiaofeng with me!"

"Huh!" (End of this chapter)