I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"Replying to the prince, my lord..."

"There's no need to be so polite. When I was a child, I loved poems, books and etiquette, but now I think they are too boring. Life is short, enjoy it in time!"

If this was said by another prince, he was probably hiding his power and biding his time. If it was said by Zhu Tan, it was a true expression of his true feelings. He really thought so.

Zhu Tan's greatest wish in his life is to be a happy and happy prince who feasts on the feast, leans on the greenery, enjoys luxury, eats and waits for death, and lives to be healthy and healthy until he is a hundred years old.

The throne?

That position where you review 300 memorials every day, handle 400 state affairs, and have no time to eat?

What's the joy in this thing?

Is the dragon chair as comfortable as my warm couch?

Can I eat and drink as much as I want?

Can I have fun with my many concubines at night?

In order to achieve the great goal of freedom and happiness, Zhu Tan hopes that Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Biao will all live a long life.

As long as dad is alive, he is the prince.

If one day he offends his father, his eldest brother Zhu Biao will take care of it, so at least he won't be beaten to death by his father!

As expected of the erudite King Lu, the way he considered the problem was really meticulous. Not only did Zhu Tan do this, he was also not afraid of being known by his father.

In fact, Zhu Yuanzhang really knew.

Then there is the following justification:

I hope my father will live long, what’s wrong with me?

I hope that my eldest brother will live long, isn’t it right?

Firstly, I will not fight for the crown prince, secondly, I will not seize the throne, thirdly, I will not bully good people, fourthly, I will not form cliques for personal gains, and fifthly, I will not use witchcraft to frame my brothers. The money I spend is earned by the caravan.

I hope that my parents will be healthy and live long, I hope that my brothers will be united and friendly, and I hope that the Ming Dynasty will last forever. How many of the princes and relatives from ancient times are better than me?

Dad, tell me, am I a good son?

Ask your eldest brother, am I a good brother?

I'm so good, why do you want to teach me a lesson?

It is said that when Lao Zhu summoned Zhu Tan into the palace, he even raised his belt. After hearing Zhu Tan's excuse, he was unable to beat him down and could only tie it up in despair.

To be honest, Zhu Tan's logic can only be described as impeccable. Lao Zhu gritted his teeth and finally had no choice but to send him to the Imperial Hospital to let the imperial doctors remove the erysipelas in his body to prevent him from poisoning himself.

With a character like Zhu Tan's, as an emperor, he would definitely be fatuous and incompetent, bringing disaster to the country and the people. As a prince, he might become a legend and leave a reputation as a learned and talented person.

There is nothing Lao Zhu can do about this son!

To put it bluntly, in the entire Ming Dynasty, no one hopes for the longevity of his parents and the health of his eldest brother more than Zhu Tan.

Zhu Yuanzhang was defeated by Zhu Tan's logic and angrily launched his exile. Zhu Tan went out happily, preparing to find mirages, and also wanted to visit the God of Wealth Island.

Zhu Rui was helpless.

Opening up territory and expanding the territory requires important ministers to support the formation. Tang Shunzhi was not enough, so it would be better to send a prince.

The prince is dealing with the Wala incident, the second prince and the third prince are fighting to the death, and both sides suffer. The fourth prince is stationed at the border. After all, only the fifth prince, Zhu Rui, is left.

Although Zhu Rui is not good at fighting, he has a relatively calm personality. His younger brothers are relatively arrogant and can easily cause accidents.

The descendants of Lao Zhu's family are really talented.

There are all kinds of weird things!

Not only weird, but also awesome!

Shen Lian rubbed his head with a headache and thought to himself: What disease did Lao Zhu have? How could he release this ancestor?

I specifically helped him find Xu Fu’s alchemy technique. He was obsessed with alchemy and couldn’t help himself. What if he was poisoned to death?

I won't help him, he can find it himself.

Who knows where he could run to!

Kabukicho in Japan may not be as luxurious as the brothels in the Central Plains, but they dare to play in anything. Zhu Tan will definitely be like a fish in water in a place like that.

"Shen Lian, you are good at body training, can you teach me some secret techniques to make me excited and powerful?"

"sure."

"Say in advance, I won't learn your authentic Wudang Tai Chi. That stuff is just for bluffing. I want to learn something powerful. I've heard about the rules of Zi Zi Sect. You can't pass on your powerful mental skills to others. Use it. If I see you continue to use it, you are lying to me. I will not let you suffer, and I will definitely give you benefits."

Zhu Tan's intelligence is not fake.

His absurd enjoyment is because he knows that he cannot become an emperor in this life. Instead of making trouble for himself, it is better to enjoy it in time. He is not easy to fool.

It is not easy to deceive Zhu Tan.

Shen Lian rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I will teach you a set of secrets of fitness. This set of secrets is a combination of the Thirteen Taibao's horizontal training of the Golden Bell, Tianzhu Yoga, and Tantra Yoga. It can strengthen your body and benefit you." Longevity and longevity.”

"Is it difficult?"

"It's easy to learn but hard to master. It's easy to get started, but if you want to gain profound cultivation, you need a long period of hard work."

"Oh? What kind of mentality is this?"

"The abyss of this Dharma is unfathomable. Its Qi and blood are warm and moist, just like the clouds when the sun rises. It is warm but not blazing. It is completely natural and moisturizes things silently. It is the secret technique of reducing complexity into simplicity and returning to the origin. Its name is also the Great Way to Simplicity."

"It's so lively, what's your name?"

"Rising sun!"

Zhu Tan: o((⊙﹏⊙))o

"Come on, come on, give me a try!"

"My lord, please watch carefully!"

Although aerobics is not a martial arts secret, it does have the effect of strengthening the body. This is the crystallization of the wisdom of many martial arts masters, fitness masters and health masters.

Based on Shen Lian's martial arts realm, combined with the famous Buddhist and Taoist body-refining techniques and breath-taking techniques, and then adapted according to the gymnastics movements, it cannot be said to be a profound secret volume, but it is used to exercise the body and strengthen the muscles and bones, and the effect is excellent.

This is the secret technique used to build foundations.

Shen Lian even incorporated yoga techniques into it, which has the effects of detoxifying and nourishing the skin, moistening the intestines and laxatives, enhancing qi and blood, and even prolonging life. It can also calm the mind and reduce desires.

To be precise, it is not about being pure and reticent, but about venting your desires in a reasonable way.

When did Shen Lian learn yoga skills?

Of course it is a gift from the Blood Knife Ancestor.

The Blood Knife Sect inherits the inheritance of the Tantric Black Sect, and the inner strength and mental methods of the Blood Knife Sutra are orthodox yoga skills.

This kind of fitness gymnastics is very suitable for Zhu Tan.

At least it can scare him temporarily.

By the time Zhu Tan reacted, Shen Lian would have already traveled all over the world and asked him to file a complaint with Lao Zhu.

Lao Zhu will definitely be able to swing his belt this time!

After running out of Canglong Qisu, Shen Lian decided to go to Shen Wansan's place to check if there were any sinews from deep sea beasts and make a strong and durable belt for Lao Zhu.

Soak your belt in iodine and disinfect it while applying!

If Zhu Tan practices well, he can also create eagles taking off, sails of hope, colorful sunshine, times are calling, youth dancing, and ideals flying.

Each disciple is taught a set of radio gymnastics.

By the way, try to see if you can fool Fa Hai.

It is said that this is a unique skill that can still strengthen the body in an era when the Jedi's heavenly power and vitality have dissipated.

His status is comparable to that of Tai Chi!

"Your Majesty, this unique skill has a total of seven and a half sets of different postures, half a set of preparatory postures, and seven complete sets of practice postures. The breathing method matches the rhythm. There are eight beats in each measure, which is about this rhythm."

Shen Lian slowly demonstrated radio gymnastics.

With Shen Lian's martial arts realm, every move he makes is natural, with a mysterious and mysterious beauty.

Zhu Tan is extremely intelligent, proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and is very familiar with the rhythm. After watching it two or three times, he can follow the rhythm and perform exercises with style.

"My lord, please slowly comprehend the secret knowledge. My subordinates are going to inspect the military camp and I will explain it to you in the evening."

Shen Lian seized the opportunity and ran away quickly.

Zhu Tan nodded with satisfaction.

Of course he wasn't trying to extort his secret knowledge.

With his status, if he wanted to learn martial arts, what kind of martial arts couldn't he learn? If you go to your dad's place to act coquettishly and pretend to be a good boy for a few days, Lao Zhu will definitely not mind teaching him.

Although Zhu Tan was not born to the queen, his mother was a noble concubine and was considered to be of considerable status. In addition, he was extremely smart when he was a child, so Lao Zhu loved him very much.

It's just learning martial arts, nothing difficult.

Zhu Tan asked Shen Lian to teach him martial arts, firstly to consider Shen Lian's martial arts, and secondly to test whether he could cooperate.

Zhu Yuanzhang's order to Zhu Tan was to expand the territory and appease the Japanese people. Zhu Tan's purpose had always been to find alchemy and the inheritance left by Xu Fu.

Other than that, he didn't care about anything else.

Zhu Ting had a similar idea. His wish was to be a mascot. If anything happened, Tang Shunzhi would resolve it all, and he would just stamp it with peace of mind.

If the Japanese aristocratic families, especially those with a long heritage, discuss surrender matters, Zhu Ju can come forward to discuss it and appear more solemn and serious.

One of the two princes studied Japanese plants, and the other concentrated on eating and drinking. However, with their arrival, the situation in Japan was turbulent and many changes occurred.

No matter how capable Tang Shunzhi was in fighting, he was just a general who led troops to fight, not an imperial envoy, not an envoy of the imperial court, and had no power to act expediently.

Prince has a completely different meaning.

The conditions Tang Shunzhi promised may not count. Even if he wanted to agree, he didn't have that much power.

Most of the conditions promised by the prince can be fulfilled. They have a distinguished status and have these powers.

In the eyes of some people, they even think that the territory captured by Tang Shunzhi will become the fiefdom of the two princes in the near future, and they must establish a good relationship in advance.

Maeda Goki investigated for several days and came to a conclusion.

The fifth prince has a calm and unfathomable personality.

The tenth prince is as wise as he is foolish, and he keeps a low profile. He is a tycoon hiding in the abyss. He uses wine and sex to cover up his ambition. Shen Lian secretly surrenders to him and becomes his martial arts teacher.

In addition, most of the Confucian scholars who came with the army came from the tenth prince's fiefdom, and they were obviously very powerful.

Well……

Zhu Tan's title is King Lu, and you can tell where his fiefdom is just by listening to his name. In addition, Shen Lian has been busy teaching him exercises these days, analyzing pre-Qin intelligence, and spending all day with Zhu Tan. Misunderstand.

To be honest, Zhu Tan's actions did meet the standard of hiding one's strength and biding one's time. Maeda Takahiro analyzed it based on the family elders and came to a heroic conclusion.

It's not that Hao Ji isn't smart enough, but that she is too smart. The smarter she is, the more she thinks randomly.

It’s not like Hao Ji gained nothing.

Although Shen Lian was harassed by Zhu Tan and had no time to deal with the challenge of martial arts masters, and she had no chance to create a chance encounter, Tang Shunzhi reached a cooperation with Akechi Mitsuhide, causing Oda Nobunaga's army to suffer a serious setback.

A few years ago, Ning Bukong fled to Japan and was reused by Oda Nobunaga to improve certain firearms.

If we give full play to the power of weapons and the advantage of geographical location, we may not have no chance of winning.

Unexpectedly, in order to express his sincerity, Akechi Mitsuhide took the initiative to send the map. Tang Shunzhi surrounded him in three ways, defeated Oda Nobunaga's army, and severely damaged Oda Nobunaga.

Oda Nobunaga led his remnants to retreat hundreds of miles and set up an iron barrel formation to resist the enemy. He hid in Honnōji Temple and relied on the masters of Honnōji Temple to prevent ninja assassination.

As a hero who aspired to unify Japan, Oda Nobunaga was extremely powerful and had six corps under his command.

The Higashiyamado Army Corps, led by Takigawa Kazumasushi, was wiped out by Tang Shunzhi in the battle a few days ago.

The Hokurikudo Army was commanded by Shibata Katsuie, and Maeda Toshiie also served in this corps. In the Ming Dynasty's first battle in Japan, Shibata Katsuie was defeated and died. Maeda Toshiie was temporarily led by Maeda Toshiie, who secretly surrendered to Toyotomi Hideyoshi.

The Nankaido Legion, commanded by Kobe Nobutaka, is a close confidant of Oda Nobunaga, similar to the Imperial Guards.

The Sanyodo Army Corps was led by Toyotomi Hideyoshi. Before the arrival of the Ming Dynasty army, Toyotomi Hideyoshi was leading the troops to attack Takamatsu Castle. A few days ago, he learned that Akechi Mitsuhide was about to rebel, and he was ready to separate the country.

The Sanguin Legion, led by Mitsuhide Akechi, is loyal on the surface but plots a rebellion secretly.

Finally, there is Tokugawa Ieyasu. What was originally a so-called firm alliance is now ambiguous.

In other words, with Tang Shunzhi's attack, Oda Nobunaga's strength was greatly reduced, and Akechi Mitsuhide's rebellion was just the introduction, a prelude to the carving up of power.

When Oda Nobunaga was strong, some people could endure it temporarily. When Oda Nobunaga was weak, there was no need to continue to endure it. They couldn't wait any longer.

It has to be said that Oda Nobunaga had a keen spiritual sense. He not only hid in Honnoji Temple and relied on the monks in the temple to prevent assassinations by master ninjas, but also asked Kobe Nobutaka to lead an army to protect the safety and prevent some people from taking the opportunity to rebel.

Unfortunately, it was not a certain general who rebelled.

If only Akechi Mitsuhide was the only one, this rebellion might really fail. The situation is different now...

"attack!"

Akechi Mitsuhide gave the order to attack.

The army marched mightily, and the ninjas raised by multiple families, the samurai trained by them, and even their trusted retainers swarmed in and started to kill them like crazy.

Hundreds of gray-black figures swarmed over, and the monks guarding the temple at Honnoji Temple were instantly stunned.

Where did these warriors come from?

There are so many masters under Akechi Mitsuhide?

"Kill! Kill! Kill!"

The cry of killing resounded in the air, and fire swept through the ancient temple, kicking off the bloody fight.

There is no turning back from rebellion!

Either succeed or die.

Akechi Mitsuhide had already gone crazy and made a desperate promise to let his elite soldiers charge bravely. Oda Nobunaga desperately resisted. However, it was not just Akechi Mitsuhide who participated in the rebellion, but many heroes.

He saw the ninjas of the Maeda family, he saw the samurai of the Tokugawa family, he saw the elite soldiers trained by Toyotomi Hideyoshi, and he even saw Sakuma Nobumori, who was exiled by him, and his heart became more and more shocked.

"Pfft!"

A dagger pierced Oda Nobunaga's back of the heart.

Oda Nobunaga looked behind him in disbelief. The person who assassinated him was actually his close aide Mori Ranmaru.

"You...even you have to rebel..."

"You idiot, look who I am!"

Under Oda Nobunaga's horrified gaze, Mori Ranmaru's facial features quickly became flat and turned into a faceless monster. This person turned out to be - the Wuxiang Emperor! (End of chapter)