I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"Um...Island Master Wu, you are wrong. I am the noble young master, and he is the strong man!"

Shen Lian imitated Li Xunhuan's demeanor, showed the etiquette of a scholar, and secretly gave Lu Xiaofeng a push, saying, you guy, hurry up and help me tell my lies.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "The island owner is wise and wise. This Zhuangshi Shen is indeed a strong man. No matter how he disguises himself, he is just like a bear wearing a hat. The more he looks at him, the more awkward he becomes."

Wu Ming said gently: "I have never seen a bear wearing a hat. I heard someone say that there is a saying that a bear breaks off sticks and throws them one by one."

When everyone heard this, they smiled.

Shen Lian felt as if he was struck by thunder.

A look of suspicion flashed across Lu Xiaofeng's face.

This island was far away from human habitation, so there was nothing wrong with him not knowing his name, Lu Xiaofeng, but it was obviously a bit strange that he didn't know Shen Lian's name.

Shen Lian's reputation in the sea is extremely famous.

First, he had the merit of wiping out the Japanese pirates.

Secondly, Shen Wansan is the God of Wealth in the sea. He is the nephew of the God of Wealth and is equivalent to a little God of Wealth.

Even if this island is inhabited by hermits, they should be eating, drinking, and defecating, right? Are all supplies produced on the island? It's obviously impossible.

Supplies that are not available on the island need to be purchased.

Where to buy?

Seventy-eight percent of it is Shen Wansan's fleet.

When Wu Ming heard the names of the two people, he didn't have any fluctuations. He was like Zhang San, Li, Four Kings, Five, Zhao Liu. The so-called fame in the world was just a passing cloud.

This Island Master Wu has quite a story!

What secret is he hiding?

Lu Xiaofeng likes to explore secrets the most.

Even though he knew that doing so was very dangerous and might get him burned, he couldn't control his inquisitive thoughts or his nosy thoughts. Countless ideas flashed through his mind, only to be overthrown by Lu Xiaofeng.

The expressions of the two people, and even the thoughts in their hearts, were all seen by Wu Ming. Wu Ming smiled and said: "The two distinguished guests have come from afar. The young man has prepared a banquet. No matter what questions you have, let's have a drink first and then relax." Get comfortable, take a shower, and have a good sleep."

"Thank you, the island owner, for your hospitality."×2

Come and come, if you don’t eat, you won’t eat for free.

There is not only Wu Ming on the island, but also maids and servants serving tea and water, as well as many martial arts masters.

The two landed on the back mountain, which is an undeveloped primitive jungle. At the core of the island, there are huge buildings, pavilions and pavilions, all of which contain the charm of the Jiangnan water town and are in line with the mountains and rivers.

Seen from a distance, these exquisite buildings seem to have grown out of the earth's veins, and are completely natural. They are even better than the Peach Blossom Castle of the Jiangnan Flower Family.

Surrounded by mountains, it is ethereal and quiet, with mist in the mountains and fields, and the turbulent waves of the sea, breathing in the aura of the entire island and condensing the essence of the sun and moon.

Wu Ming walked slowly, leading the two of them to walk in the rockery corridor. The murals in the corridor were delicate and graceful, the poems were indifferent yet gorgeous, and the writing skills were as fast as that of the great scholar Song Lian.

"May I ask who wrote the poem?"

Some speculation emerged in Shen Lian's mind.

"Shen Captou, it's a beautiful and sunny day today. The little old man has prepared fine wines and delicacies, and arranged for the sheng, flutes and flutes to be played. Why do you want to ruin the scenery and insist on testing my origins?"

Wu Ming casually pointed out Shen Lian's thoughts.

There was still no fluctuation in his heart.

When Wu Ming's martial arts was at a level like Wu Ming's, few things could shake him. Even if Shen Lian found out about his past, present and future, what would be the hindrance?

All things do not linger in the mind.

"Senior, forgive me, it's junior Meng Lang!"

"I heard that you may seem rough and arrogant, but you are actually quite knowledgeable about poetry. You have created more than a dozen spear techniques, each of which is named after poetry. You love arty art."

"The younger generation comes from a merchant family. He has respected scholars since he was a child. When he was studying martial arts, he couldn't help but borrow the poems of the sages, misinterpret the meaning of the text, and make up random changes. It is really ridiculous and generous, making the seniors laugh."

Wu Ming suddenly said: "You kid, you really can't stand a loss. I said you were testing randomly, but you just said a few words and asked me to test you. What I just said will be used on me."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Island Master Wu, if you feel unhappy, I can help you beat him."

Wu Mingdao said: "No need, you are also a naughty boy. His eyes are wandering and his eyebrows are twitching. He should be calculating where to investigate. After you have eaten and drank enough, you will be a gentleman on the beam."

Lu Xiaofeng stopped talking.

Wu Ming was more terrifying than he imagined.

His every move and thought could not be hidden from Wu Ming. The famous Lu Xiaofeng seemed to be naked in the eyes of this little old man.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Shen Lian and thought to herself, aren't you the best at observing words and expressions? What did you find out?

Shen Lian saw Lu Xiaofeng's thoughts and said very seriously: "I'm hungry and want to eat. I don't want to do anything until I'm full."

Lu Xiaofeng said angrily: "You guys just ate twenty pieces of grilled fish, a dozen scallops, and five large lobsters. Are you hungry so quickly? Is your stomach a bottomless pit? Are you a glutton for food?"

Wu Ming said with a smile: "Eat more and you will be stronger. This young man likes this kind of strong man the most in his life. The kind of sour scholar with no strength is the most annoying."

Lu Xiaofeng joked: "Island Master Wu, even if your island has mountains of gold, silver, and mountains of rice, Shen Lian will be exhausted. If you arrange a banquet, you'd better arrange more seafood, so that you can survive for a few more years." sky."

"Don't worry, no one can make me poor. Every time I feel poor, God will give me money."

Wu Ming took the two of them to the garden with a smile.

A banquet has been prepared in the garden.

Twenty tables were neatly set up with pipes, flutes, and flutes, beautiful maids, fine wine, pigs, cattle, sheep, chickens, seasonal vegetables, preserved fruits, and even steamed buns and pancakes, noodles and rice, and everyone could take whatever they wanted.

This is of course "the crowd".

How can a meal for three people be considered a banquet?

Since it's a banquet, let's eat together.

There are many masters on this island.

A mustache that is proficient in the Bone-Transforming Cotton Palm.

An old scholar who is proficient in finger swords.

A strong man who is proficient in Hunyuan Qigong.

There are also those who are proficient in the Toad Kung Fu, Finger Snap Magic Power, Orchid Acupuncture Hand, Ruyi Orchid Hand, Jade Flute Sword Technique, Shura Yin Sha Kung Fu, Sakyamuni Elephant Throwing Kung Fu, and there are even three elite ninjas whose ninjutsu is comparable to that of Maeda Goki.

These people did not hide it and showed off their proficient martial arts skills without any scruples, such as using orchid brushing hands to cut tofu, using Shura Yinsha Gong to ice wine, using jade flute swordsmanship to play music, and using ninjutsu to perform magic.

Shen Lian sighed secretly in his heart.

Although he had known that there were many masters on the Invisible Island, he did not expect that there would be so many masters. Shen Lian even saw a few people who were quite famous in the world.

"Jingtao Scholar" Wu Qirong;

"Grandpa Shenyou" Ye Yunmie;

"Master Black Light" Zhan Bieye;

Unfortunately, Gong Jiu was not seen.

Shen Lian sighed softly.

Wu Ming asked: "Captain Shen, you seem a little disappointed, can't they be in your eyes?"

Most of the Invisible Island killers have their eyes set high above their heads, and they always look down upon famous figures in the world.

After hearing Wu Ming's words, he immediately glared at Shen Lian.

Some of them even clenched their fists, preparing to teach Shen Lian an unforgettable lesson. It would be best for Shen Lian to remember who is the real master in his next life.

Shen Lian sighed: "Even if you want to test my thoughts, can't you wait until after eating? Today is a sunny day with birds singing and flowers fragrant, why bother with the scenery?"

Wu Ming narrowed his eyes with a smile: "You are really a narrow-minded guy. You can't bear any loss. I ridiculed you, and you must return it to me."

In fact, Wu Ming had no intention of testing.

He just heard Shen Lian sighing and asked a question casually, without any other meaning.

"So, can I eat?"

Shen Lian pointed at the banquet.

"Of course, but I want to explain that you don't need to pay for today's enjoyment. From tomorrow on, you need to pay for eating, drinking and eating. Our rule is that we need to be self-reliant and rely on our own ability to eat.

For example, you can make money by performing arts, you can also make money with nothing, and you can even make money in the casino.

Serious business, no one will bother you.

It is your ability to make a living without being discovered by others. If someone discovers it, if you can knock them all down, that is also your ability! "

Lu Xiaofeng interrupted: "What if I'm not good enough and someone discovers that I can't beat them?"

An old scholar said coldly: "Then use your two beards and fingers to pay the bill. If you don't want to pay with your fingers, you can pay with your body. Such a handsome boy is very valuable on the island."

A strong man said: "Yes, it's worth at least five hundred taels per night. Do you want to consider it?"

A man with a mustache said: "I think his beard looks better than mine. Each beard costs five hundred taels!"

The half-old lady smiled happily: "Young pretty girls are all about looking at you but not using them. What's the use of your face? I still prefer Shen Lian, a strong bull."

Everyone was talking to each other, but they didn't take Shen Lian and Lu Xiaofeng seriously at all. They seemed to be fish on the chopping board, unable to resist, and allowed themselves to be slaughtered.

Lu Xiaofeng: Is it too late to run now?

While Lu Xiaofeng was thinking wildly, Shen Lian was already eating and drinking, trying to persuade Lu Xiaofeng while eating.

"Lu Xiaofeng, while it's free now, you should eat more. Even if you can't make any money, you can still survive for three, four, five, six days, so as not to starve to death!"

"Only losers will starve to death!"

With that said, Lu Xiaofeng joined the banquet.

The two of them each occupied a table to eat and drink. Lu Xiaofeng cleared a table and added three jars of fine wine. Shen Lian finished three and a half tables before putting down his silver chopsticks.

Act as if there is no one around, act unscrupulously, and fight back against these killers with the most arrogant and contemptuous attitude.

After they were full of wine and food, the maid led the two of them to the guest room where the guests lived. Wu Ming was very considerate and arranged their rooms together to make it easier for them to escape.

The two took a nap and then explored around.

The best goal is of course - the Golden Cave!

There are all kinds of first-class enjoyments on the invisible island. The commissions earned by the killers flow into the warehouse of the Gold Sales Cave in a dream. After spending all the money, they must complete the task, otherwise they will be eaten up.

When you have money, you can be an uncle.

When you have no money, it’s just fish on the chopping board.

Of course, Shen Lian had money, and that was the gold wine flask he caught when he landed ashore. It was extremely exquisite and sold for at least five thousand taels. It could be worth two thousand taels in the casino.

Among the seashells Lu Xiaofeng picked up, a black pearl was found, which could be mortgaged for 3,500 taels.

When the two of them arrived at Pinjin Cave, they were having a lot of fun inside. Here they were shouting and drinking pheasants, and there they were playing the fragrant and fragrant music of the piano, but they didn't interfere with each other. They didn't like to interfere with others, and they didn't like to be disturbed.

Lu Xiaofeng originally wanted to find Xiaohu, not only because they both had beards, but also because Xiaohu had shown kindness to him, and a beard cost five hundred taels.

As soon as he took two steps, he suddenly couldn't move.

A stunning beauty came to the gaming table.

This woman is tall, with a slender waist and long legs. Her whole body exudes an irresistible charm. Her cat-like eyes flash with a sea-like blue light. She looks cold and smart, but also has an indescribable aura. Lazy and tired, as if tired of life.

The moment he saw the beauty, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't walk anymore and couldn't help but clear his throat.

The beauty didn't look at Lu Xiaofeng at all. She regarded him as a clay puppet. She turned to Wu Ming and borrowed five thousand taels with her own jewelry as collateral.

Sharman.

The full name is Jiang Shaman.

He was brought back to the Invisible Island by Gong Jiu two years ago. He is one of the most famous killers on the island. He likes everything and dislikes nothing at the same time. He is aloof from the world and independent.

Lu Xiaofeng quickly walked to Shaman's gambling table and placed bets with Shaman. Since it was a gambling table, Chuqian must be indispensable, especially in this kind of gold-selling cave. Chuqian would be tested not only on skills, but also on martial arts.

If Chu Qian is not discovered, even if he wins everyone, they will only worship him.

If discovered, wait to be quartered!

Lu Xiaofeng grew up in the market, and was extremely familiar with the gambling table. He learned all the skills of the Eight Generals at the age of thirteen, and there was no skill he couldn't master.

Originally, he planned to just play around and try out these people's martial arts, but now that there was a beauty by his side, Lu Xiaofeng certainly had to show off his courage and show off his two moves.

Shen Lian walked to another gambling table.

There were three people there.

Three blond Persian beauties.

They played cards.

"Three of you, can I join?"

Shen Lian placed the golden wine pot on the gaming table.

"This jug is only enough for one bet."

"Can."

"Do you know the rules of poker?"

"Blackjack, or baccarat?"

"I didn't expect Capt. Shen to know this. It seems that you often go to catch gamblers while we play baccarat."

The tallest beauty looked greedily at Shen Lian's strong muscles: "Every princess needs a brave guardian knight. My dear warrior, are you willing to protect me? I really like you!"

"What if you lose?"

"Then I will be the maid in the knight's house."

"Can I know your name?"

"You can call me... Langes!"

"Good name!"

Since Shen Lian only had a hip flask and no chips to continue raising his bet, he simply played the game.

While talking, five cards have been dealt.

Langes's cards are Q, Q, Q, Q, J.

Shen Lian's cards are 7, 8, 8, 9, 10.

No matter how you look at it, Shen Lian is a loser.

"You know, there is a rule in the casino. Anyone who wins a thousand will be counted as a loser and needs to give up his arm."

"You said I was out of pocket?"

"Princess, your skills are a bit lacking." (End of Chapter)