I'm the best catcher in martial arts
As the saying goes, Shen Lian's extra three episodes are well said.
Manchu.
It has been nearly ten years since the "Aqina Rebellion" in the past. Emperor Yongzheng, who lamented the Qing Dynasty all night long, has passed away. Today's emperor is the famous Shiquan old man and Emperor Gaizhang.
Qianlong was still very young and could not be called an old man, nor did he have any perfect martial arts skills. However, stamping was a hobby he had developed since he was a child. He loved stamping on calligraphy and paintings the most.
Qianlong's birthday was approaching, and the Manchu ministers ordered their businessmen who were doing business abroad to collect all kinds of precious calligraphy and paintings, or porcelain and jewelry for Qianlong.
Due to the chaos of the year, there were many internal conflicts within the Eight Banners. After Qianlong ascended the throne, he promoted many young people to supplement the South Study and the Military Aircraft Department. The new Minister of Military Aircraft He Shen deeply felt the emperor's kindness and vigorously collected various treasures.
He Shen was extremely lucky. Not only did He Shen soar into the sky after Qianlong ascended the throne, but his caravan also collected a pair of "invincible" swords in the Central Plains.
It is said that these two precious swords were made from two scraps left by Guo Jing and Huang Rong when they were casting the Heavenly Slaying Dragon. They were used to cast a pair of scimitars. They contain peerless secrets. Those who can penetrate them are invincible in the world, and those who cannot penetrate the dust of treasures cannot penetrate them.
Although Qianlong liked calligraphy and painting, he was still a young emperor, and his favorite thing was foreign conquests.
If all the courtiers presented were paintings and calligraphy, He Shen would definitely come out on top if he presented him with an invincible sword.
In order to ensure the safety of the transportation, He Shen spent a full fifty thousand taels of silver and asked the Weixin Escort Bureau to escort them from Jinan to Manchu Qing as quickly as possible.
Fifty thousand taels of silver is definitely a big deal.
The chief dart, Zhou Weixin, personally escorted the darts, and even set up a pumpkin dart to arrange for three people to divert attention.
Not only that, he also made a special circle to pick up the escorts of the Yan family in Guanzhong, then went north to Linyi, all the way north from Yanmen Pass, entered the Guihua City of Meng Yuan, followed Dashengkui's trade route, and circled into the Manchu Qing Dynasty.
Although it sounds troublesome, it is very safe.
At that time, the Mongolian, Yuan, and Manchu dynasties joined forces to attack the Jin Kingdom. Afterwards, the Liao Dynasty was in civil strife. The Ming army took the opportunity to move northward and occupied the entire Jin Kingdom. There was only one small town left in the Liao Kingdom, relying on flattery to survive temporarily.
Ten years later, most of the people in the Jin and Liao kingdoms were assimilated by the Ming Dynasty and accepted the Ming Dynasty's culture. Some people even participated in the imperial examination. After passing the examination, they were allowed to return to their hometowns as officials, which was considered a return to their hometown in glory.
On the surface, it looks extremely loose, but in fact the blockade of the Manchus is very strict. If you push through it, you will be discovered. According to Zhou Weixin's method, pick up different darts and walk around in a circle, which greatly improves the safety.
No wonder he was so cautious. After all, it was a congratulatory gift for the Manchu ministers to send to the emperor, and it was also an invincible sword. How could he dare to be careless?
This was accomplished, and the whole family was prosperous and wealthy.
If this fails, the whole family will meet in hell.
In his life, Zhou Weixin has been in the limelight, been on the nail board, been a hero, been a bear, chopped off other people's heads, and been chopped with blood. He can be regarded as a well-informed veteran, but this This was the first time in my life that I was escorting, and I was in a state of ups and downs.
He knew that even if he stayed around for another thirty years, he would still be just the head of the bodyguard. But if he could handle this matter well, Emperor Qianlong Longyan Dayue would be promoted, and he might become a Zhou Daguan or Lord Zhou!
Therefore, I am more happy and looking forward to it.
The territory of the Central Plains is relatively stable. The owner of the last big cottage is practicing in Cihang Jingzhai, and all the other cottages have been wiped out. The underworld sect may charge some tolls, but they will never take the initiative to rob escorts.
After taking care of everything along the way, Zhou Weixin arrived at Yanmen.
Just after leaving Yanmen Pass for more than a hundred miles and arriving at a green jungle, I saw five weirdos.
One man was short and lean, with a sharp chin. He held a pair of Emei thorns in his hands. The other was tall and fat, like a huge mountain of flesh. There was a stone tablet in front of him, weighing about two hundred kilograms. He looked particularly brave.
A man of medium build and fair face. If his teeth hadn't protruded an inch outward and his nose had sunk half an inch, he would have been a handsome figure. He held a pair of meteor hammers in his hands, a middle-aged man with a yellow face and the look of a sick man. The man was in ragged clothes, holding a tobacco pipe, his eyes seemed to be open and closed, and he was slowly blowing smoke from his mouth.
The last person was a young monk, about sixteen or seventeen years old, with fine features and handsome features, but his face was a bit tangled and his eyes were full of depression.
They blocked the intersection as if there was no one around, not paying any attention to the more than 70 people from the Prestige Escort Bureau.
As the saying goes: If you don't show your true self, you won't show your true self.
Zhou Wei knew that he had met a bandit. He looked at everyone carefully, clasped his fists and asked, "May I ask what the names of the five heroes are? Can you come over for a drink?"
As the saying goes: If you are careful, the world will go wrong, but if you are reckless, you will get nowhere.
I made up my mind: if I can avoid taking action, then I definitely can’t.
The thin man said coldly: "Drink? I heard that escorts are not allowed to drink. I don't want to drink. You are not qualified to drink with me. What are you protecting? Leave it to me and I will spare you!"
Zhou Weixin sneered: "If you want to keep the goods from the Weixin Escort Agency, shouldn't you pay ten thousand yuan?"
The skinny little man said: "Listen carefully, the eldest brother is the misty dragon and the happy layman, the second brother is the man who opens the stele with two palms and Chang Changfeng, the third brother is the shooting star chasing the moon, the sword shadow, and the next one is the eight-step toad, Sai Zhuanzhu, Tao. The snow has no trace, the one-legged water flies, the double-thorned cover covers the seven provinces and covers the sound, and as for this master, he is known as the Bald King!"
As the saying goes: if you can endure a moment of anger, you can avoid a hundred days of disaster.
As the saying goes: Those who come are not good, and those who are good will never come!
These people may seem strange, but maybe they really have unfathomable abilities. The guy using the cigarette rod is obviously proficient in tapping acupuncture points. The guy using the stone tablet has great power in his arms, and he has good skills with the hammer. Finally, this guy With such a long nickname, he must be very strong.
As for the "Bald King", they were probably coerced into becoming bandits and gave him a random nickname.
Bitter.
Zhou Wei secretly complained in his heart.
Those who are involved in the underworld need to submit a warrant, which means they have committed several murderous crimes to prove that they are not guilty of evil and are completely dirty. Today, the "bald king" will most likely kill someone, so this fight must be fought.
Is there any "bald king" in the world?
This young monk was just happy. He was ordered to go outside Yanmen Pass to celebrate Xiao Feng's birthday. On the way, he met four weird people who were talking nonsense. For some reason, they forced him to steal the escort. They were said to be invincible creatures in the world.
As a disciple of Shen Lian, Kaixin has no interest in this. He knows that even if there is someone who is truly invincible, it will be his master, not a pair of swords.
It's just that this pair of swords was said to have been forged by Guo Jing and Huang Rong. They were originally treasures from the Central Plains, but were sent to the Qing Dynasty by Zhou Weixin to rob them. This was not considered deceiving.
Well……
This was said by Gai Yiming.
Kaixin felt a little sore in his balls, but couldn't think of a reason to refute for the time being, so he came over to take a look.
At least it would stop the killing!
Kaixin is not only a disciple of Shen Lian, but also a descendant of the Shaolin sweeping monk. He has practiced the wordless heavenly book written by the sweeping monk since he was a child, and his martial arts are unfathomable.
The extraordinary spiritual cultivation alone has the effect of stopping violence and killing hundreds of red-eyed bandits. I am happy to be able to make them put down their weapons with the help of the Buddha's light.
Gai Yiming added a few words: "The four of us are sworn friends to Jinlan, and we specialize in robbing homes and homes, robbing the rich to help the poor, and hoeing the strong to help the weak. We are known as the 'Four Heroes of Taiyue'."
As the saying goes: It is better not to be illiterate than to be illiterate.
Zhou Weixin didn't know the "Four Heroes of Taiyue", but these four people were very powerful and were probably masters.
Zhou Weixin clasped his fists and said, "I have admired you for a long time! Our Escort Bureau and the Four Heroes have never been on holiday, so please give way. I will pay you my sincere respect in the future. Zhou is grateful."
Gai Yiming said: "It's not difficult to get through. We don't want your escort money. We just need to borrow one or two treasures for use. That's fine. Are you going to give it to me?"
Zhou Weixin asked: "What treasure?"
Gai Yiming said: "Hey, ask me, you don't know, how can I know?"
When Zhou Weixin heard this, he knew that today's matter would probably involve action. As the saying goes, if you don't show mercy, you won't show mercy. If a fight breaks out later, let his subordinates swarm him first, and then he can escape.
"Group attack" has a name in Jianghu: as long as there are more people, the archway can be lifted across the river.
"Running away" also has a name in the world of martial arts: fighting with each other, and going to different directions when things happen.
Zhou Weixin was good at using double whips, and his whipping technique was well-known in the world. He swung the steel whip and looked like he wanted to fight, planning how to escape.
Then, he was stunned.
The exchange was just one move, and before he could escape, the articulate Gai Yiming was blown away with a whip.
Chang Changfeng has great power, but his internal strength is mediocre. He only knows how to use brute force to smash hard, but does not know how to exert force.
Hua Jianying's meteor hammer is as fast as lightning, but it swings forward for a long time, and it can be launched but not retracted. Compared with Miao Jiang's battle with Shenqu Xianzhou, it is hundreds of thousands of times worse.
What kind of happy layman, seeing the three brothers attacking him, still smoked Yue Zhiyuan Ting.
He looks like a master, but the more he looks at him, the more he looks like an act.
As the saying goes: An expert will know if there is any problem as soon as he takes action.
Zhou Weixin heard someone say that two hundred years ago there was a guy named Qiu Qianzhang, who had mediocre martial arts skills and often relied on magic tricks to deceive him. He even almost deceived Guo Jing and Guo Daxia, but was eventually discovered by Huang Rong.
Could it be that these five people are "Qiu Qianzhang"?
Thinking of this, Zhou Weixin's confidence increased greatly.
The whip and mace are heavy weapons. When you are strong and strong, the more confident you are, the stronger the force will be and the more powerful it will be.
The steel whips were like two black dragons, flying up and down around the three people, beating them to the left and right.
As the saying goes: A thief feels guilty and a fart blushes.
The Four Heroes of Taiyue cannot be said to be showy, but they are not masters either. They belong to the ninth tier among the nine tiers. They are just good at talking and pretending.
People you don’t know are likely to be fooled.
If the escorts were not too important, Zhou Weixin would probably spend money to buy his way and would never fight with them.
Seeing that Gai Yiming and the others were getting more and more dangerous, they stepped forward happily and helplessly. They didn't see any movement from him, and floated lightly in front of Zhou Weixin. Zhou Weixin subconsciously whipped his whip, hoping to blow up the bald head.
In Zhou Weixin's eyes, Xing Xing, who was coerced by the Four Heroes of Taiyue, was obviously not very good at martial arts.
Unexpectedly, Kaixin's white and tender little hands gently grasped the steel whip in his hand, and Zhou Weixin's whipping technique, which had been honed over time, completely lost its strength.
Zhou Weixin looked at Happy in disbelief, but Happy did not disappoint him. With a little force on his wrist, he grabbed the steel whip in his hand and shook it hard a few times. The steel whip broke into two pieces in the middle, scaring everyone away from taking action.
Zhou Weixin's face was full of despair.
As the saying goes: You won’t leave until it rains.
Zhou Weixin made this mistake at this time.
As the saying goes, there is a good saying: The strong will have the strong hand, and there will be a higher mountain.
However, the Four Heroes of Taiyue are like small mountains, while Kaixin is like the mountains and the vast ocean.
Zhou Weixin had never seen such a master before, and subconsciously felt that the Bald King might be real.
Kaixin gently grabbed him, broke the chain on his back, and took out a pair of gleaming scimitars, which turned out to be the famous "Yuanyang Knife".
Zhou Weixin said with despair: "Can you tell me how you know this secret? I want to know it, please let me know it!"
Look at Gai Yiming happily.
This news was told to him by Gai Yiming.
Gai Yiming shrugged: "This news comes from your subordinates. When you were drinking in Taiyuan, a few of you spoke openly and leaked it!"
Zhou Weixin shouted angrily: "Who did this! You killed more than a hundred people in the entire escort agency!"
As the saying goes: It is difficult to guard against house thieves if you guard against them day and night.
Ever since Zhou Weixin got Heshen's mission, he has always kept the Yuanyang Knife close to him and never revealed anything to the outside world. The escort only knew that what he was escorting this time was a batch of silk porcelain, while the escorts knew that there was something hidden in the porcelain. Fine salt purchased from the black market.
Who leaked the secret?
One of the escorts bravely said: "Actually, you told us this. You were talking in your sleep..."
As the saying goes: There is something to think about every day and something to dream about at night.
Since this matter was related to the rest of his life, Zhou Weixin thought about it day and night. Even in his dreams at night, he was thinking about the Yuanyang Knife, and the target had already been revealed.
Logically speaking, escorts in escort agencies cannot drink alcohol.
However, Zhou Weixin accepted escorts from other families in order to act like a fool. When he was in Taiyuan, he completed the tasks assigned by the Yan family, paid the escorts, and let them go to brothels and taverns to have fun and vent their anger and depression.
He never expected that the secret would be revealed.
This is really true: he was too smart despite all calculations, and it ended up costing Qing Qing’s life!
Kaixin stroked the blade gently and said with a smile: "As expected of the treasure left by Master Guo, it is indeed a good knife!"
With that said, with a slight wave, the Half-Moon Sword Qi slashed towards the distance. Only a soft sound was heard, and three big trees in the distance swayed a few times, and hundreds of dead leaves fell.
Zhou Weixin couldn't understand the essence of this move. He just felt that such a magnificent sword energy could cut down seven or eight big trees, but why only a few leaves fell?
If you are a seasoned veteran, you will know that Kaixin's knife has entered the house. He can move the knife as he pleases. Kaixin has no intention of killing and just shatters some leaves.
When the sword energy cuts through the branches without damaging the branches and leaves, the sword technique is considered to be perfect.
Happiness is far from this state.
Because he doesn't like using knives.
Maybe I will never pick up a knife again in this life.
The leaves fell, followed by the sound of swords clashing. Looking closely, a man and a woman were slashing at each other with knives. They were about thirty years old, and both looked good. The woman was holding a child in her hands.
Kaixin originally thought that the two were trying to steal the child, but after just a few glances, he knew that they must know each other.
——Their sword skills are combined attack moves!
Combined attack moves are different from normal sword skills. They complement each other's strengths and weaknesses, and the offense and defense are coordinated to give full play to the power of the combined attack. Single combat will weaken the power.
Although the battle between the two was fierce, with them fighting and scolding at the same time, their moves complemented each other, and their moves were maneuverable and restrained.
The two were indeed a couple, but they had bad tempers and refused to give in to each other. They would fight if they disagreed with each other, and they would fight at least three times a day.
Five years ago, Xiao Feng met them by chance and taught them a set of combined sword techniques. He said that if they combined attacks day and night, they would never fight again.
Facts have proved that Xiao Feng really thinks too much.
The combined attack sword technique created by Xiao Feng was very powerful, but the couple had really violent tempers. They would attack each other in two or three moves. Not only did they not cooperate, but they would interfere with each other. The more they cooperated, the easier it was to quarrel.
Kaixin didn't know the specific cause and effect, but he was worried that the two of them would accidentally injure the child, so he waved and pointed two fingers to calm them down for the time being, and then turned to look at Zhou Weixin.
"Tell me about the Yuanyang Knife."
"for this I……"
"You have to think about it carefully. These swords are related to the prestige of the entire bodyguard bureau. You have to think about it carefully."
Kaixin smiled cutely, but in Zhou Weixin's eyes, the cute little tiger teeth were comparable to bloodthirsty zombies, and he was so frightened that he peed his pants.
Seeing the happiness in front of him, Zhou Weixin knew that he had no leverage, so he could only confess honestly, hoping that the little bald donkey in front of him would be compassionate and spare his life.
Happy scratched his bald head.
The things Zhou Weixin committed were neither big nor small. The serious thing was that he had an affair with the Manchus. The simple thing was that he was greedy for wealth and wealth.
Kaixin is born with a Buddhist heart, and is more inclined to Buddhist teachings than Shen Lian's iron-blooded style.
If Zhou Weixin caused serious consequences, he would naturally not be forgiven and could just be handed over to the government. In this insignificant situation, a small punishment or a big warning will suffice.
"The current situation is that if you return to the Central Plains, you will most likely be ostracized and go to the Manchu Qing Dynasty to seek your own death. As long as you promise to repent, I will give you a way to survive."
"Please be kind to the holy monk, and my disciples are willing to worship under the master, preach the Dharma, and save all sentient beings."
Zhou Weixin immediately knelt down and kowtowed.
"I'm not a holy monk, and I don't know how to save sentient beings. Five or six hundred miles away from here, there is a state capital called Tongliao. There is a horse ranch there. The owner of the horse farm is Xiao Feng, the former leader of the Beggar Gang. You go The horses were pastured until three thousand foals were bred.”
Xiao Feng originally lived outside Yanmen Pass, but in recent years, there have been more and more conflicts between Ming Dynasty and Meng Yuan Dynasty. Yanmen Pass is not safe. In addition, Xiao Yuanshan's hidden injuries are getting more and more serious, and he wants to return to his roots.
As soon as I thought about this, I moved to my hometown of Liao Kingdom.
If he went to seek refuge with Yelu Hongji, he would definitely not be able to get involved in court affairs. Xiao Feng had no interest in these matters and just wanted to live in seclusion quietly.
Therefore, Xiao Feng chose the state capital named "Tongliao" to live in seclusion and opened a ranch in Tongliao.
Zhou Weixin said in surprise: "Three thousand foals?"
Happy rolled his eyelids: "Do you think you don't need to be punished for making a mistake? Either go to the free horse or go to the Jinyiwei prison, you choose one!"
Zhou Weixin: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a
"Master, I don't know Xiao Feng..."
"I know."
"ah?"
"I went to wish him a birthday. This pair of swords is just a birthday gift. You also have some luck."
"Dare you ask the master's name?"
Zhou Weixin's martial arts skills were not high, but he was well-informed. He knew that the little holy monk in front of him must have a great background. He was probably a senior monk from Huangjue Temple and Shaolin Temple.
As the saying goes: If you can't afford to offend someone, just be cowardly.
"The poor monk is happy!"
"It turns out to be Master Kaixin, Kaixin! Could it be that he is the adopted son of King Wucheng and the next abbot of Huangjue Temple?"
Zhou Weixin completely lost the idea of running away.
Call yourself unfortunate, you are still alive.
Call yourself lucky because you can only feed the horses.
He smiled happily and said: "It's good to be Bi Ma Wen. I heard Master said that there was an unparalleled master who was invincible and had the same level of cultivation as Bi Ma Wen."
Just when they were happy to "transfer" Zhou Weixin, the four heroes of Taiyue felt that they had lost face and left quietly.
These four living treasures were extremely lucky. After walking for several miles, they met a scholar and immediately surrounded him.
The scholar recited a poem as he walked: "The gold is gone in one hand, and I am bankrupt yesterday and poor today. Why should my husband be empty and proud? It is better to burn the turban on my head..."
The Four Heroes of Taiyue did not understand the poem, but when they heard the word gold in the poem, they mistakenly thought he was rich.
"What are you blabbering about? You've made the old men dizzy. Please pay for it quickly."
"Excuse me, dear friend, what should I pay for?"
"To compensate the four of us for being dizzy, each of us will receive one hundred taels of silver, a total of four hundred taels!"
"So expensive? Even if Shen Wansan has a headache, he doesn't need this much money to treat it."
Gai Yiming sneered: "Who is Shen Wansan? You are really bold to compare us to him. It won't work this time. The four hundred taels will be doubled, making a total of eight hundred taels. One big boy is missing. I'll chop you off." !”
The scholar said: "My dear friend, he is more noble than the God of Wealth. It is really admirable. My dear friend, may I ask what your surname is? What is your origin? Where is the hero from?"
Gai Yiming loved to listen to flattery. He was overjoyed when he heard the words and immediately said: "My surname is Gai Yiming. I am known in the world as Eight-Step Chasing the Toad, Sai Zhuanzhu, Walking on the Snow without Traces, One-Legged Water Flying, and Double Thorn Gai." Seven provinces.”
"I have admired you for a long time, I have admired you for a long time."
The scholar seems to be submissive, but in fact he is quite talkative and uses clichés without leaving any trace.
Hua Jianying sneered: "What did you say about gold and silver just now? Where is your gold?"
The scholar opened the book box behind him: "As the saying goes, books have their own houses of gold. There is gold hidden in these volumes of mine. Can you understand the Four Books and Five Classics?"
Gai Yiming said to himself that I know shit.
The knowledge level of the Four Heroes of Taiyue is almost at the same level as that of Wei Xiaobao. Those nicknames were all heard in the library and they don't understand what they mean.
The scholar clasped his fists and raised his hands: "Since the four of you are famous knights who specialize in helping those in need, if I have any difficulties, can you draw your swords to help?"
Gai Yiming patted his chest: "Of course, our Four Heroes of Taiyue love to fight against injustice!"
The scholar looked sad.
Gai Yiming asked: "What difficulties do you have?"
The scholar smiled bitterly and said: "I am really lucky to meet the heroes today. I happen to have a difficult matter in front of me. I am wandering in the rivers and lakes, traveling through noble places, and I am short of money. I can only ask the four heroes for help. What a chivalrous person." Bo Yuntian, you are kind and generous, I would like to thank you."
Four people:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
They never expected that they would lose money during the robbery.
I didn't want to give it, but the scholar was nice to talk to. He said he was a hero on the one hand and righteous on the other. He was really embarrassed to refuse, so he could only bear the pain and take out his money bag.
All four of them are poor, how can they have any money?
The four money bags were all emptied, leaving only three or four taels of silver. If they had been given to others, the four heroes would have gone to drink the northwest wind.
Gai Yiming immediately said: "Well, you come with us and we will cover your food and accommodation!"
Scholar: (`Д)!!
The scholar's name is Yuan Guannan. His parents were famous knights in Liaodong and had no connection with the court. However, the "Aqina Rebellion" ten years ago had a profound impact. The Manchu and Qing Dynasties massacred the knights in Liaodong. Yuan Guannan's father was killed by the Manchu and Qing Dynasties. The cavalry killed her and her mother was imprisoned.
Yuan Guannan searched for several years and learned that his mother had been rescued by a certain knight named Xiao. He thought that the most famous "Xiao Daxia" in the whole North was Xiao Feng, so he wanted to take advantage of Xiao Feng's birthday to find out the whereabouts of his mother.
I never expected to encounter such a situation.
In fact, with Yuan Guannan's martial arts, he can easily defeat the Four Heroes of Taiyue, but he has been lonely so far, and he is really a little depressed. The Four Heroes of Taiyue are not very good in martial arts, but their words are very interesting, so just think of it as a way to relieve boredom on the way!
Gai Yiming said: "How can a person like Xiao Daxia not have congratulatory gifts? Let's wait here and see if we can find some precious treasures."
Yuan Guannan: You are really a living treasure!
How could there be a treasure in this place?
In fact, there is!
After waiting for less than half an hour, I heard the sound of horse hooves. It was Xiao Zhonghui, the daughter of Xiao Banhe, the housekeeper of Tongliao Racecourse, riding a tall horse.
Gai Yiming laughed and said: "This horse is a rare horse, let's go and rob it!"
Without waiting for Yuan Guannan to object, the four people rushed forward in a swarm. Then, including Yuan Guannan, all five people were tied up with ropes and hung from the tree.
Although Xiao Zhonghui did not join Xiao Feng's sect, Xiao Feng did not shy away from her when teaching his children to practice martial arts, and often pointed out her martial arts. Xiao Zhonghui's internal skills were mediocre, but her light kung fu and whip skills were excellent, and she easily captured five people.
The Four Heroes of Taiyue said: "As the saying goes, you don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but you want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day. We are sworn brothers, and we should die together!"
Yuan Guannan said: "Girl, I'm not in the same group as them, I was robbed by them!"
Gai Yiming said angrily: "Bah! You are so poor and unloyal. I just helped you, but you turned your back and refused to acknowledge me. You are so mean!"
Hua Jianying said: "As the saying goes, a pretty boy has a bad heart. This is the kind of person he is talking about!"
The Four Heroes of Taiyue don't have hard fists, but their mouths are very hard. Even if they are burned to ashes, they still have a mouth left.
Yuan Guannan was articulate and had iron teeth. He followed the four people's words and talked nonsense like two thousand five hundred ducks quacking indiscriminately. Xiao Zhonghui was furious. He cracked his whip twice and asked about the origins of the five people.
Knowing that the five people came to celebrate Xiao Feng's birthday, Xiao Zhonghui said to her heart that these people were not very good at martial arts, but they talked very interestingly, so it would be very lively to celebrate his birthday.
Thinking of this, I pulled out the golden hairpin on my head.
"No! If you give this thing as a gift to Master Xiao, he will be very happy!"
"As the saying goes, eating people is short of mouth, and taking people is short of hands. What's wrong, girl? Do you need our help?"
"I want to know where the Yuanyang Knife is."
Gai Yiming shook his head: "No, we Taiyue Four Heroes will never betray our friends. Happy Bald Donkey is our friend, we can't betray him!"
Xiao Zhonghui: To be able to make a friend like you is really eight lifetimes of bad luck!
Xiao Zhonghui said a few words and chased in the direction of happiness...
…
Tongliao Racecourse.
Today is Xiao Feng's birthday. Although it is not an integer birthday, it should still be celebrated. Dozens of leaders from Liaodong came, some to check for information, and some to hug Xiao Feng's lap.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the Manchu Qing Dynasty cannot last long. If the Ming army goes north, it depends on Xiao Feng whether they can have a place to stay.
After all, Xiao Feng is Shen Lian's good brother, and Shen Lian is the King of Wucheng in the Ming Dynasty!
Although Xiao Feng didn't like these arrogant people, so many people came, everyone was lively, and they drank all day and night, which was considered the most satisfying thing in his life.
This was helpless, Xiao Feng loved drinking most in his life, but starting from three years ago, A'Zhu restricted his drinking to half a catty a day and five catties during New Years and holidays.
For Xiao Feng, who is a good drinker, even ten pounds of sorghum wine can only quench his thirst. When the wine reaches his stomach, it will turn into pride and fighting spirit. When he finally gets a chance to drink, he naturally wants to drink freely.
I was drinking happily and saw a wonderful sight.
A young monk led dozens of escorts, four pretentious masters, a handsome young scholar, two couples who could not touch their acupuncture points but were spitting on each other, and Xiao Zhonghui, who arrived outside the ranch in a mighty manner. He said loudly: "Uncle, I am here to wish you a happy birthday. I wish you happiness every year."
Xiao Feng asked: "Xingxin, what show are you performing? Who are these friends?"
He smiled happily and said: "These two are the couple you enlightened back then. Your enlightenment has completely failed, but the sword skills you created have been passed on to these two people. These are Yuan Guannan, Yuan Shaoxia, and Xiao The girls didn't get to know each other without fighting, but now they are in love, and after practicing the couple's sword skills, they will definitely be able to sing harmoniously."
A'Zhu joked: "Happy, you have reached the age of getting married. Do you want to find a little girl and practice couple's sword skills together? I can teach you."
His face flushed with happiness, and he hurriedly said: "The poor monk is a young monk, I have the precepts..."
A'Zhu said: "I remember that the monks at Huangjue Temple would sing a song when they took a bath. How should that song be sung? The young monk went down the mountain to Huazhai and the old monk told me that the woman at the foot of the mountain was a tiger. I met Qian Qian. You have to avoid it. After walking through one village after another, the little monk secretly wondered why tigers don’t eat people. They look quite cute. How many little tigers did you meet during your trip?"
Kaixin immediately waved his hand: "Little Tiger, that's my junior sister, how could I..."
A'Zhu was teasing happily, while Xiao Feng looked at the couple he had helped. When they saw Xiao Feng, the two felt quite ashamed. They then cursed each other, put all the blame on each other, and continued to spit and attack.
Even if he was happy, he never expected that in order to keep his ears clean along the way, he would tap their acupuncture points to avoid a fight between the couple. He did not expect that the two of them would definitely not stop as long as they were awake. Even if he tapped their mute acupoints, they would be able to They looked at each other and then spat at each other.
Xiao Feng sighed helplessly, then looked at the scholar Yuan Guannan and asked: "Brother Yuan, may I ask where you are from? Where do you study?"
Yuan Guannan hurriedly said: "Xiao Daxia, my name is Yuan Guannan. My father was killed by the Manchus. It is said that my mother was rescued by a hero named Xiao. Was this done by Daxia Xiao? Where is my mother now?"
This matter was indeed done by "Xiao Daxia", but it was not Xiao Feng, but Xiao Banhe.
Xiao Banhe wanted to assassinate the Manchu Emperor, but his martial arts skills were not enough, so he entered the palace from the palace, hoping to assassinate Yongzheng. He did not want the matter to be exposed and was imprisoned. It happened that Yuan Guannan's mother and Xiao Zhonghui's mother were also imprisoned, so he took them with him. The two escaped from prison.
In order to hide his identity, Xiao Banhe put a fake beard on his face and asked the two heroines to pretend to be their wives. No one knew that he was a eunuch.
Now that Yuan Guannan came to visit, Xiao Banhe told the whole story and sighed: "When the Manchus killed many knights, their purpose was to snatch the Yuanyang Sword. They wasted so much effort, but still failed. It is really a fate, but There are rumors in the world that this sword contains the secret of invincibility, why not let everyone see which hero can unlock the secret of invincibility."
Xiao Banhe had been in the palace for so many years, so he certainly did not waste his time in vain. He knew that although Xiao Feng was strong, he would definitely cause a lot of trouble if he was blinded by his power.
Why not take advantage of the birthday banquet and have people come over to see the Yuanyang Knife and see if they can unlock the secret.
If it cannot be solved, the matter is over.
If you can unlock it and get the profound secret book, is there anyone here who can beat Xiao Feng?
He laughed happily and said, "If you really are invincible, even if my master were here, I would be willing to admit defeat."
If an ordinary person said this, they would only be regarded as ignorant, but most of the people participating in the birthday banquet knew Kai Xing. They knew that Kai Xing's master was the invincible Shen Lian, and they were immediately filled with yearning.
What kind of wonderful inheritance can make Kaixin think that this thing can defeat Shen Lian?
The God of War Catalog doesn’t have such power!
Just when everyone was curious, Xiao Feng looked at the Yuanyang Knife and laughed: "It is indeed true. Brother Shen will definitely admit it when he sees these four words."
Everyone craned their necks to look and saw four big characters written on the Yuanyang knife: The benevolent are invincible!
Everyone: Σ(дllll)
In addition to the birthday banquet, there was also the recognition banquet of Yuan Guannan and the engagement banquet of Yuan Guannan and Xiao Zhonghui. With a wave of his hand, Xiao Feng extended the banquet to three days and three nights despite A'Zhu's eyes, so that no one could return drunk.
Three days passed in the blink of an eye, and on the last day of the dinner, the "famous" Taiyue Four Heroes arrived carrying a bamboo pole. Inside the bamboo pole was a fair and wealthy man with a money rat tail.
Zhou Weixin was surprised: "He...he...this is He Shenhe? How is this possible?"
But it turned out that the Four Heroes of Taiyue were so proud of themselves that they were worried that they would cause trouble, so they brought them over. The birthday gift they brought was from Xiao Zhonghui, which was equivalent to a three-day feast at the Xiao family's banquet for free, and they felt quite depressed.
Xiao Zhonghui deceived them: "There is a muddy river not far from Tongliao Ranch, which produces green-blooded golden toads. A martial artist can take one, which can equal ten years of martial arts, but it is very difficult to catch. The hero Gai is said to fly on water on one foot. , why not catch a few and give them to Xiao Daxia, such gifts will definitely make a big splash, and everyone will give them a thumbs up!"
The Four Heroes of Taiyue always advanced and retreated together, so they immediately took their fishing nets to catch toads. Unexpectedly, there were no green-blooded golden toads in the muddy river, but instead there was a fat white man.
——The fat white man with a money rat tail!
Gai Yiming likes to listen to books, and he knows that the high-ranking officials in the Qing Dynasty are all money rats, so he thinks that this must be a big fish.
I went down the net and really caught a big one!
He Shen in the fishing net looked around, recognized Xiao Feng next to him, and lamented: "The Qing Dynasty is dead, the Ming army has been attacking for thousands of miles, and has already invaded Shengjing. I have gone through all kinds of hardships to get out, not seeking a way out, just seeking a way out." Daxia Xiao, out of compassion, saved my child’s life!”
As the saying goes: shoot yourself in the foot!
The Ming army was able to conquer the capital by taking advantage of the Qianlong birthday banquet and allowing elite soldiers to disguise themselves as businessmen delivering gifts and troupes singing operas.
It was difficult for them to disguise themselves and enter the city, but the ministers who arranged the gifts all gave them passes. They used the passes to swagger into the city, and some even lived in the post office. When the time came to celebrate, these people launched a surprise attack. Attack the city from both inside and outside.
As the saying goes: Parents love their children, and their love for their children is deep.
He Shen was the Manchu Military Minister, and no matter how much Xiao Feng's reputation was, he could not protect him. He did not make any struggle and only begged to keep his youngest son.
Xiao Feng asked: "Where is your child?"
Heshen smiled bitterly and said: "My eldest son Fengshen Yinde was taken prisoner. My younger son was frail since childhood and was sent to a temple to be raised. I took him out. He was a monk in the forest not far from here. I have no understanding of Tang’s affairs and there is no hindrance whatsoever!”
As the saying goes: Everyone has a heart of compassion.
Xiao Feng was a "fish that slipped through the net" back then. If He Shen's son was really a young monk, leaving him in the pasture would not be a big deal!
He Shen knew Xiao Feng's experience and deliberately took a very low profile to plead with Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng nodded: "Yes, as long as he lives peacefully on the ranch, I can keep him safe."
He said happily: "If you don't want to be at the ranch, you can follow me back to Huangjue Temple or see my master."
Gai Yiming said: "He Shen, what's your little son's name? No, it should be a Buddhist name."
He Shen said: "His name is far away from the heart!" (End of this chapter)
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