I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"What are you looking at me for?"

"Senior brother, how many people have you killed? Why are you so skilled at what you do? Why do you have everything on you?"

"This is called Jianghu experience. If I didn't have these treasures to defend myself, I would have died a hundred times. The powerful enemies I have faced are far stronger than the two old men of gold and silver."

With that said, Shen Lian took out his treasure bag.

The treasure bag is not very big, but there are many items stored in it, such as poison test needles, detoxification pills, catalytic agents, fish skin gloves, long silk ropes...

In addition to the treasure bag that he carries with him, there are also various gadgets hidden in the soles, cuffs, and belts of his shoes.

When traveling in the world, safety comes first.

Carrying bits and pieces around is troublesome, but at critical moments, these bits and pieces can save your life.

Originally there were tools like wire saws and hook daggers inside, but since I got the non-attack, this part of the space can be saved and more medicine can be placed.

Every time he thought of this, Shen Lian envied other time-travelers, especially those who cultivated immortality.

If there were a storage ring and a treasure bag, there would be no need to go to such trouble, and there would be no need to bring any packages.

Unfortunately not!

So stingy!

…

Today's dinner was cooked by Zuo Shi.

Li Dazui was supposed to cook, but the honey Zuo Shi brought out was too sweet. Guo Furong wanted to eat sweet dishes, so she begged Zuo Shi to cook for her.

You can't cook for just one person, so Zuo Shi simply cooked for everyone.

The food cooked by Zuo Shi was so delicious and delicious that one almost ate it off one's tongue. Fortunately, Shen Lian didn't take out the last pot of clear water. Otherwise, Shangguan Yundun would get a huge advantage if he wouldn't give up until he died today.

Although he was a little jealous of Zuo Shi's cooking skills, the food was so delicious that Li Dazui finished the food, picked up the steamed buns and dipped them in the vegetable soup, and licked the plate until it was shining.

Bai Zhantang said subconsciously: "Eat slowly and pay attention to how you eat. You are eating too much."

In fact, Li Dazui didn't eat as much as Shen Lian. Shen Lian ate more than half of the dishes on the table, and two-thirds of the staple food went into Shen Lian's stomach.

It's just that Shen Lian eats elegantly, but it looks like Li Dazui eats a lot, and looks particularly ugly when he eats.

Li Dazui said unconvinced: "I work a lot, so I eat a lot. You guys have nothing to do these days. I'm the only one who has something to do, so I should eat the most!"

There is no business these days, the scholar does not need to settle accounts, Bai Zhantang does not need to be a waiter, Guo Furong does not need to do odd jobs, only Li Dazui does the most cooking.

Lu Xiucai wilted. He tugged at Li Dazui and pointed at Zuo Shi, indicating that Zuo Shi had cooked dinner.

Bai Zhantang touched his belly: "This food is so delicious. I have never eaten such delicious food!"

Guo Furong smiled and said: "These are all skills I learned from my mother. When I have time to go to the capital, I will ask my mother to cook you some dishes and let you eat them with your tongue!"

Bai Zhantang shrank his neck when he heard this.

It’s okay to go to the capital, but not to your home.

Even if I took the courage of a leopard, I would not dare to go to your house. I might as well go to jail directly!

Lu Xiucai began to fantasize: "If one day I win the first prize and the emperor holds a Qionglin Banquet, do you think the food at the Qionglin Banquet is so delicious?"

Li Dazui teased: "Don't count on it. You settle accounts every day. How can you never have time to study hard? All the things you learned in the past few years are just eaten!"

Lu Xiucai said: "I know the characters!"

"Do you deserve a spanking?"

"You have the ability to hit me. If you have the ability, go and hit Shangguan Yundun. Do you have the guts to do so?"

"Let me show you what it means to be talented!"

Li Dazui stood up and stood guard at the door: "I'll be waiting here. As soon as Shangguan Yundun comes to the door, I will fire him with a horse spoon!"

Li Dazui is a tall and plump man. Sitting like this at the door, he seems to be quite majestic.

Bai Zhantang cleared the table skillfully and put the bowls in the kitchen, waiting for Li Dazui to wash them tomorrow, and then come back to brag and chat until the moon was at the top.

"It seems that Shangguan Yundun will not come!"

"If you don't come, you won't come. Come to the door, Da Zui, and Xiao Guo, go and wash all the dishes in the kitchen!"

Just after putting up two wooden boards, a kind-hearted middle-aged man came to the door. He looked at Li Dazui at the door with a smile and asked: "May I ask Miss Guo Furong, are you in this inn?"

Li Dazui thought about washing the dishes when he went back, so he said angrily: "It's right here, what do you do?"

"May I ask what your name is?"

"Li Dazui, the ninth generation single-passenger in Lijiagou!"

The middle-aged man was stunned when he heard this, wondering why Li Dazui was here? Could it be that he wants to steal business?

"Where is Miss Guo Furong?"

"In the kitchen!"

"You...Li Dazui...Li Dazui, you dare to steal my business? Do you understand the rules of the world?"

Li Dazuo said to himself, what kind of business is this? What kind of business is washing dishes? Are there people who are trying to steal this business?

"Why don't you go to the kitchen and take a look? Xiao Guo may have some left, and I will definitely not compete with you."

What's so exciting about washing dishes?

This man looks normal, why is he a madman?

Li Dazui decided to say a few more words, it would be best to wait until Guo Furong finished washing the dishes, and then go to the kitchen.

"Fart, I won't eat that stuff!"

The middle-aged man mistakenly thought that Li Dazui was provoking, and suddenly became furious. He thought that I was a pervert, but I was definitely not a lunatic. I don't eat food all over the world.

"What a pity. You don't know how delicious the food tonight is. I almost ate it with my tongue. There was only a little vegetable soup left, which I dipped into the steamed buns..."

"Ugh~ Li Dazui, I am your uncle, you are robbing me of my business, how dare you disgust me so much!"

Bai Zhantang sensed that something was wrong. This person had obviously mistakenly recognized the wrong person. He mistook the cook Li Dazui for Li Dazui, one of the top ten villains.

There are many combinations of evil people in the world, such as the four evil people in Xixia, and the ten evil people in the Central Principle.

There are eleven in total among the top ten villains. Li Dazui ranks at the bottom in terms of martial arts, but he is the most infamous.

Because Li Dazui - eats people!

According to rumors in the world, Li Dazui's favorite thing in his life was cannibalism, and even his wife was eaten by him.

Li Dazui just mentioned the kitchen and was talking about washing dishes, but the other party mistakenly thought that Li Dazui had eaten Guo Furong and made him vomit in disgust.

Bai Zhantang grabbed Li Dazui and said, "May I ask your surname Gao, what are you doing here?"

The middle-aged man looked at Bai Zhantang and asked, "Your qinggong is very good. This is my name."

Bai Zhantang took the name card, which had the words "Tiancanmen Shangguan Yundun" written on it. He was so shocked that he threw the name card behind him, and it happened to fall into Shen Lian's hands.

"Shangguan Yundun?"

"That's right, it's me. I was ordered to send Miss Guo Furong to Xitian. Since someone is robbing the business..."

Tong Xiangyu hurriedly said: "Just leaving?"

Shangguan Yundun sighed: "Then I can only send you all to the west. In this way, everyone will know that I did it. It's not my fault. Who asked you to steal my business? It's you who broke the rules." .”

Tong Xiangyu trembled and said: "We are not stealing your business, we are leaving now~~"

Shangguan Yundun said: "The charm is still there, I feel pity for you, are you Xiao Mimi? That scholar looks very sinister, most likely Tu Jiaojiao.

That strong man with a cold face, you must be the one who kills with bloody hands, right? Boss Du, you stole my business and broke the rules of the world. Don't blame me for being ruthless. "

Shangguan Yundun came to kill people. Of course he had read the information about Tongfu Inn, but he mistook "Li Dazui" for another "Li Dazui". He subconsciously thought that the ten villains were robbing business and killed everyone. .

The top ten evil people are not good people. They have done this kind of thing dozens or hundreds of times, killing people all over the house.

For example, one of the top ten villains, Haha'er, wiped out his entire sect just because his junior sister called him a "fat pig." He was extremely ruthless.

Of course, this is all Bai Zhantang's inference.

In fact, Shangguan Yun Dun, a lunatic, was just playing games. He may have misjudged when he first arrived, but he soon regained his senses.

Then, he wanted to play a game.

Play a game that only he can find fun in.

Shen Lian said coldly: "If you really want to see the top ten evil people, after you die, I can send them to see you. Are you ready to die?"

Shangguan Yun Dun stopped smiling: "I still want to continue playing. Why doesn't Capt. Shen cooperate?"

"Will you cooperate with me?"

"How does Captain Shen want me to cooperate?"

"Put on the shackles."

"Oh? Mr. Shen can do it himself!"

Shangguan Yundun raised his hands, and Shen Lian walked over slowly with the shackles and put them on Shangguan Yundun's wrists.

At this moment, Shangguan Yundun struck Shen Lian's chest with his palm. Shen Lian's wrist shook slightly, and the shackles turned into a shield, blocking the fatal blow.

He exerted slight force on his feet, removing 90% of the force, and transferred the remaining 10% to his back to shake open the iron box.

"Crack, click, click!"

After the Guwen Gun was assembled in the air, when Shen Lian stretched out his hands, they appeared in the palm of his hand. The strength of Shen Lian's arms was also pushed to the extreme at this time.

Unknown marksmanship - Yanliu Painting Bridge!

The name of the move is elegant and beautiful, as if you are in the vast south of the Yangtze River, holding an oil-paper umbrella in the continuous spring rain, walking through the moss-covered alleys, leaving behind the tinkling footsteps and a series of footprints.

But when Shen Lian made his move, it was like the roaring tide of Qiantang, and his momentum was like thousands of horses galloping.

One person shot at a time, but it was like thousands of troops charging straight at him, or like a roaring wave crushing him. Just the impact of the air flow blew the door panel into pieces.

After a short exchange of blows, Shen Lian and Shangguan Yundun went from the inn to the street. On the silent long street, the roar of wild beasts and the roar of thunder and lightning could be heard.

"Clang clang clang!"

Shangguan Yundun took out a blood-red short knife from the bag behind his back and resisted Shen Lian's three shots, but his strength was not as good as Shen Lian's, and he was knocked back several steps.

"laugh!"

The short sword made a shrill explosion and slashed towards Shen Lian's neck in the air. The strong murderous aura condensed into blood, and the waning moon in the mid-air became ethereal and blurry.

Mao Yue!

Legend has it that when demons come, a hairy moon will appear in the sky. Shangguan Yundun, who has a kind face but an evil heart and an extremely twisted mentality, is he a demon?

The short sword in his hand seemed to be stained with rust and blood, but in fact it was a treasured sword passed down from the Tiancan Sect. It could cut through gold and jade, and cut iron like mud.

Those are not rust stains or blood stains, but poisonous substances tempered with the blood of hundreds of poisonous insects.

Seeing blood seals the throat, extremely vicious.

No matter how poisonous it is, it must be beaten!

Shen Lian's spear came out like a dragon, and he pointed at Shangguan Yunden's chest. With a slight shake of his wrist, four spear flowers bloomed like pear blossoms, and his whole body was within the attack range.

"clang!"

A battle of swords and guns.

Shangguan Yundun felt an overwhelming and majestic force, crushing him like Mount Tai. This was not internal strength, but the brute strength of his muscles and bones.

Shen Lian's bones and joints crackled, and his muscles seemed to have grown in size. The force on the spear tip was getting stronger every moment as the murderous thoughts rose in his heart.

One thought has infinite power.

The whole body's energy and energy were twisted into one, and the power of the blessing was beyond imagination. Every time Shen Lian stabbed out, Shangguan Yunton felt his heart and lungs shake, and his wrists were sore and numb.

Shangguan Yundun was about to fight back when he saw Shen Lian walking on the Drunken Immortal Step, reaching the left side of his body from an extremely strange angle, carrying the gun with him, and the poisonous dragon came out of the hole.

"Damn it, I'm afraid of you!"

Shangguan Yundun has been in the industry for more than 20 years, which is longer than the founding of the Ming Dynasty. He has killed countless people. He cannot be said to be the number one killer in the world, but he is also at the top of his profession.

Compared to sneak attacks and assassinations, he prefers to seal the enemy's acupuncture points and use various methods to brutally torture them to death.

In other words, Shangguan Yundun is extremely capable in frontal combat and is never afraid of facing others head-on.

The left hand suddenly grabbed it, using the most common powerful eagle claw technique, but the move was as fast as lightning, grabbing the gun barrel in no time, and slashing the knife in his right hand.

If Shen Lian didn't let go, eight of his fingers would be cut off directly, and his chest would be slashed by the sword.

In the flash of lightning, Shen Lian suddenly turned over and put the gun barrel on his back. Then he exerted force on his shoulders, and the gun barrel turned over like an earth dragon, exploding with several times the force.

Shangguan Yundun couldn't bear the huge force, so he had to let go of his left hand, and the knife in his right hand was also pushed away by the gun barrel. Shen Lian turned around with this move, causing Shangguan Yundun to open the door wide.

The door is wide open and this is the perfect opportunity.

Can Shen Lian seize the opportunity?

sure!

With the help of the power of the dragon's rotation, Shen Lian's body rotated rapidly, like a drill, and stabbed into Shangguan Yunden's chest, making a "clicking" sound.

The gun cannot penetrate.

It's not that Shangguan Yundun's body-protecting aura is strong, but that he wears golden silk armor to block the force.

The golden silk armor could protect against the spear point, but it could not protect against the majestic force. Shangguan Yunton's ribs were broken, his chest was softly pressed down, and his energy was rapidly declining.

However, with the help of the golden silk armor, Shangguan Yundun had completed the kill and slashed out with the short sword again.

"clang!"

The sword's light was blocked by the non-attack, and the blade was stuck by the non-attack buckle. In the situation of wrestling, unless Shangguan Yun Dun turned into an elephant, he would definitely lose.

But so what?

Who said Shangguan Yundun's killing move was a knife?

"laugh!"

With the sound of breaking through the air, an embroidery needle shot out of Shangguan Yun Dun's hand and pointed at Shen Lian's eyes.

The flying needle was as fast as lightning, and it was too late to change the non-attack. Shen Lian gave up the non-attack with his left hand, caught the flying needle in no time, and used it with an impressive - Lingxi finger!

Minds think alike!

Can catch all weapons with this.

The big one can pick up the mountain ax, the golden hammer, and the small one can pick up the embroidery needle, mosquito whiskers, and nails.

Shangguan Yundun never dreamed that Shen Lian could have such a killer move. In the last round of moves, he was seriously injured and his speed inevitably slowed down.

Shangguan Yundun slowed down, but Bai Zhantang's speed did not slow down. Bai Zhantang saw the opportunity and arrived behind Shangguan Yundun like lightning, using his sunflower acupuncture hand.

"Pop!"

Shangguan Yun Dun was hit on two fingers. With his profound and unpredictable skills, he would not lose his ability to move, but he would be greatly restricted, with half of his body severely affected.

With this little time, Shen Lian took a deep breath and regained his strength.

The nameless marksmanship - the flying wine glass!

Thunder and lightning flashed, and a cold light suddenly appeared.

The spear tip seemed to be able to teleport, and the man was clearly retreating several feet away. When Gu Wen thrust out, he was already in front of Shangguan Yundun, easily piercing his throat.

Flying gun!

The entire spear passed through the neck and shot another three to four feet away before being nailed to the ground. Blood flowed down the gun barrel rapidly, and the gun barrel was not stained with any blood.

Shen Lian took a long breath, looked at Bai Zhantang who was about to hold the body, and shouted quickly: "Don't touch his body, this guy is full of poison!"

"ah?"

Bai Zhantang retreated hurriedly.

"Plop!"

Shangguan Yundun lay on the ground, and the porcelain bottle in the bag behind him shattered. The poisons were mixed together, and the colorful poisonous mist spread rapidly to the outside.

Shen Lian used his palm power one after another to suppress all the poisonous mist on the ground, and then asked Zuo Shi to take out the lime, bury the entire body, and then move the body.

The lime was bought when the two old men were buried in gold and silver.

I didn't expect it to be useful now.

Shangguan Yundun, a treacherous man, planned such a killing move before he died. Just now, Shen Lian hesitated a little and did not throw Gu Wen, or Bai Zhantang retreated a little slower. As long as he was given half a second, the poisonous mist would spread. Come.

By then, Shen Lian and others may be fine, but the people around him will suffer casualties. This is something Shen Lian will never allow, so Shangguan Yundun - die!

The dead can no longer die!