I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"When it comes to the story of the holy monk Xuanzang, the most interesting thing is definitely the love affair with the queen. There is no way, we secular people love to hear this kind of story."

Hua Ping's eyebrows were full of excitement as she told the story, and Shen Lian's mind echoed with "Mandarin ducks and butterflies flying together".

Feng Siniang cannot be said to be a layperson, but she is more interested in the love story of the holy monk than Shen Lian.

Zuo Shi, a young lady from a small family, has no resistance to the lingering love tragedy.

It's a pity that there are no monkeys or scorpion spirits in this story. The painful part of this story is that even if Sun Wukong comes, the stick will not be able to hit it.

"It is said that in order to obtain the true scriptures and use Buddhism to save the world, the holy monk finally left the queen.

Since then, the queen has been depressed, the country's power has declined, and she was eventually destroyed by foreign enemies. The queen turned into a demon with one thought, spent her whole life cultivating, and forged a murderous magic knife.

The queen used this sword to kill monks and destroy Buddhas, destroy the world of mortals, commit countless murders, and make the world angry and resentful.

At this time, Xuanzang returned from studying Buddhist scriptures. Seeing that the queen had become like this, he sacrificed his life to undergo transformation.

The holy monk bare his chest and belly, and with his flesh and blood body, he withstood the three blows of the queen's ecstasy and bone-crushing swords. He used the blood of Buddha to resolve the deep resentment on the magic sword, and shed another drop of true tears containing compassion to awaken the queen. .

After the queen woke up, she realized that she had sinned deeply, so she cut herself with the magic knife and went to hell to atone for her sins.

It is said that from then on, the magic knife no longer had any demonic properties, but contained the power of compassionate Buddha.

Mr. Shen, tell me who did the right thing and who did the wrong thing about those things back then. Why is it that after a beauty falls in love with a monk, the consequences are always so miserable? "

Huaping smacked his mouth and kept sighing.

Shen Lian added: "You may not know that the holy monk Xuanzang had a disciple named Bianji, and a princess fell in love with him, and then he was beheaded by the emperor."

Kahira:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

Feng Siniang: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Zuo Shi: (#д)

Are you talking human language?

When it comes to bad scenery, you are the best in the world!

Shen Lian was not aware of this at all, but continued to listen to the story: "Are there any rumors? I remember that the holy monk Xuanzang had transformed into more than one demon sword."

"They were a group of bandits who committed many evil deeds. The leader of the bandits was known as the Red Flame Madman. When he robbed the holy monk, he was beaten to the head by the holy monk with a nine-ringed tin staff.

The Red Flame Mad Demon attained great enlightenment and abandoned evil to do good. However, he did not join the disciples of the holy monks. Instead, he joined the Nyingma sect of the tantric sect and passed down the unique skill of the flame knife. "

"Is that nine-ringed tin staff powerful?"

"I heard legends in the Kingdom of Qiuci in the Western Regions that the holy monk's Zen staff had earth-shattering power. The Holy Monk once used the power of the Zen staff to draw a waterway."

"so smart?"

"Of course it's awesome. There is also a legend that the holy monk once left a Buddhist treasure somewhere in the Western Regions. It is said that it was a jade Buddha carved by his own hands when he was in Tianzhu Kingdom."

"What's so mysterious about the Jade Buddha?"

"I do not know then."

Huaping is indeed very familiar with the local customs and customs of various places. If he goes to the Western Regions next year, he can borrow this person and let him be his guide.

its not right!

Shen Lian suddenly thought of something.

If we go to Dali in spring, it will take at least one or two months. Doesn’t it mean we have to go to the Western Regions in May?

The trip to the Western Regions will take at least two months, that is, May and June, or June and July. The sun at that time can tan Zhou Zhiruo into an extinct master.

Shen Lian's healthy wheat-colored skin may be tanned into black charcoal after being exposed to the desert sun.

It was Shen Lian when I went there.

After coming back, it was Bao Gong.

While Shen Lian was listening to Hua Ping telling stories, Lu Xiaofeng was listening to Hua Manlou playing the piano.

Hua Manlou has been blind since childhood. He accepts far less external interference than ordinary people and is able to stay focused.

Therefore, in many aspects, Huamanlou has abilities that are different from ordinary people, such as the perception beyond ten miles, the extraordinary sense of hearing and smell, and the flute and flute.

The sound of the piano in Huamanlou is very beautiful and full of vitality, just like the spring in March when flowers are in full bloom.

The sound of the piano is so soft and soothing that it is like snowflakes falling gently on the roof, or like spring rain blowing into the night with the wind, moistening things silently, giving people a feeling of unity between heaven and man.

This piece of music is called "Pu'an Mantra" and was composed by Zen Master Pu'an during the Southern and Northern Dynasties.

It provides peace of mind in all directions, repels insects and ants, prevents mosquitoes and gnats from growing, eliminates disasters and relieves misfortunes, drives away evil spirits and eliminates filth, and turns misfortune into good luck.

This was the first song Hua Manlou learned, and it was also his favorite. The melody was so elegant that even the sparrows couldn't bear to disturb it and listened quietly.

“Even the sparrows can’t bear to disturb me, the house is really full of flowers!”

"It must be Lu Xiaofeng who came here uninvited and eavesdropped from behind."

"Huamanlou, you invited me here, why should I eavesdrop from behind."

"As a tone-deaf person who doesn't know how to play the harp, why should I ask you to listen to the harp?"

Speaking of this, Huamanlou smiled helplessly.

Lu Xiaofeng is handsome and charming, but she has two biggest shortcomings. One is seasickness. She will get dizzy when boating on the lake, and the other is tone-deaf.

If other people are tone-deaf, they just hide it honestly, but Lu Xiaofeng doesn't. This guy also likes to sing very much, especially when he is drunk.

I’m done singing!

How is that possible?

Is it still Lu Xiaofeng who sings honestly?

This guy only sings a few lines that he likes, and then repeats them in an infinite loop. Until he is completely drunk, he will still keep mumbling.

Of course, there are very few opportunities for Lu Xiaofeng to let down his guard and indulge in it wholeheartedly.

Even Lu Xiaofeng's lovers, such as Xue Bing, the eldest daughter of the Xue family, have only seen her once or twice.

Lu Xiaofeng is tone-deaf, but as a wandering libertine, she has heard countless courtesan play the piano. She even went to Xiaohuaxi and listened to Lian Xiuxiu's piano music.

Lian Xiuxiu is the most famous courtesan in Jianghuai. Her music on the piano is the best in the world and she is known as the "Zheng Fairy".

Her reputation has even become a barrier for her to stop libertines, enough to "show off her art without selling her body".

However, it is said that when someone wanted to use force, Lu Xiaofeng happened to be listening to the piano and threw the guy directly into the river to calm down. After that, no one dared to use force again.

After listening to Lian Xiuxiu's piano music, although Lu Xiaofeng couldn't play the piano, he was already very good at listening.

For example, he heard the deep shadow hidden in the music, as well as the anger that had been suppressed for ten years.

"Huamanlou, your piano music is very beautiful, but I can feel that you are feeling very uncomfortable inside. You are using the piano music to suppress your anger and resolve the sadness in your heart."

"This was a long time ago."

"It just so happens that it takes a long time to ride a carriage from here to Huafu. I'm very good at listening."

"It's rare for you to have some quiet time."

"At this time, of course I will be quiet."

…

Flower Mansion.

When the carriage arrived at Hua Mansion, Hua Ruling's plan had already begun. In order to ensure success, in addition to Shen Lian, he also invited many helpers.

Shaolin Master Kuzhi, one of the most senior monks in Shaolin, is eighty-nine years old this year. His beard and eyebrows are all white, and he has a majestic appearance.

Taoist Priest Shi Que of Wudang, the younger brother of Taoist Shi Yan, the leader of Wudang Yuxu Palace, has unpredictable swordsmanship.

Hawkeye Lao Qi, the master of the Twelve Links of Wounds, said that his "Twelve Links of Wounds" was not the one on the Jianghuai waterway, but a series of continuous docks.

Each Wubao is under strict surveillance, and the interior is extremely strict. It belongs to the family management structure, and those from outside cannot enter the inner hall at all.

The miraculous doctor Song Wencao is a miraculous doctor with excellent medical skills, excellent temper, and quite good reputation.

Jingxiang Shen Yumen, Shen Lian's eldest brother, Zhang Wuji's apprentice, controls the land of Jingxiang, and is the de facto leader of the martial arts alliance in Jingxiang, with the most powerful momentum.

“Yo~~~~”

Shen Lian's voice took a turn: "Isn't this my good big brother? Why are you free now? Are you done with Jing Xiang's work? You are very free now!"

Shen Yumen snorted coldly: "Are your skin itchy? If you have anything to say, we can talk to you later. If you dare to be weird with me again, I will let you taste it!"

"If we are here to fight with each other, you will definitely not be able to beat me. I can't guarantee anything else. Your handsome face will definitely be beaten into a big pig's head."

Of course, when brothers fight, they can't use their real skills. The most they can do is exchange punches. In this case, Shen Lian, who is stronger and stronger, will definitely have the advantage.

Besides, Shen Lian was thick-skinned, so even if he received seventeen or eighteen punches, it wouldn't be a big deal.

Shen Yumen is handsome and handsome, with a jade tree facing the wind. Shen Lian punches down with three fists and promises to turn him into a panda.

It's not very harmful, it's very insulting.

It is very likely that the fight between brothers will turn into a fight, and then it can turn into the Huafu murder case!

"According to imperial law, beating an elder brother is considered disobedient and unfilial. I can report you to the Catcher God, and then I can also accuse the Catcher God of lax discipline."

Shen Yumen snorted coldly and said random nonsense, but there was no way to refute these words.

Shen Lian snorted immediately and said in his heart that after celebrating Mr. Hua's birthday, I would go and settle in Jingxiang.

"snort!"

"snort!"

"snort!"

"snort!"

The two of them snorted at each other for more than a dozen times, until everyone looked over, and then they calmed down a little.

On the other side, a special drug was placed on the Hua family's carriage to stun Hua Manlou Lu Xiaofeng, but Lu Xiaofeng woke up much earlier than Hua Manlou.

It's not because Lu Xiaofeng has more profound skills, but because of one of Lu Xiaofeng's habits - drinking!

People who have been drinking for a long time are more resistant to narcotic and psychedelic drugs. For someone like Lu Xiaofeng who has been soaking in a wine vat since childhood, ordinary drugs have no effect.

…

"Uncle Hua, what are you doing?"

"I want to ask you a favor."

Lu Xiaofeng had already been told about Hua Manlou's eyes halfway, so Hua Ruling asked Lu Xiaofeng to pretend to be an iron-shoe thief, so it was of course his duty to do so.

"Righteousness" is of course unavoidable, but Lu Xiaofeng's mouth is definitely meant to be provocative.

Provoke Shen Lian.

Shen Lian is the master catcher of the Six Sects, and Lu Xiaofeng is the master detective of the Jianghu. The two have handled many cases together. They have been friends for many years, but they are also enemies.

That "enemy" whose peers are enemies.

To be precise, it should be "harming friends".

It's okay if we don't meet, but we'll quarrel if we meet.

"Isn't there a divine catcher here? Why not let Shen Lian pretend, and then I subdue him."

"Because my body shape is not similar to that of iron shoes."

"Even if you look exactly like an iron shoe, you won't be able to see it all over the house. What's the use of your body shape?"

Feng Siniang said: "You two, stop making trouble. This matter is of great importance. You must not make nonsense. Huamanlou is very smart. It is very difficult to deceive him."

Hua Ru makes people mature and immediately agrees: "We need a master with first-class martial arts, wisdom, courage, and chivalry to pretend to be an iron-shoe thief."

Lu Xiaofeng touched his mustache: "There are so many people present, and I am the one who meets the requirements!"

Shen Lian said: "Yes, you are the most suitable!"

Shen Yumen said: "I support you. When I act tonight, I will put in more effort!"

Only then did Lu Xiaofeng realize that she seemed to have fallen into the trap of several people, but it was worth taking a little risk in order to spend a lot of money. Of course, after finishing the matter, she would have to pay back all the beatings she received tonight.

Especially Shen Lian and Shen Yumen!

Shen Lian looks loyal but is actually cunning. Shen Yumen looks cunning but is actually more cunning. The two are not similar in appearance but have exactly the same temperament.

What an old fox!

An old fox who is shrewder than a monkey!

After agreeing on the plan for the evening, Lu Xiaofeng went back and pretended to faint. He always used this method when he was hanging out in Goulan Washe, and even Hua Manlou was able to hide it.

After Hua Manlou woke up, everyone fooled around according to the previous agreement. Originally, Hua Manlou was able to identify the flaws, but care was confusing. The iron-shoe thief, who had been suffering from a heart disease for more than ten years, covered up his spiritual awareness.

In a few words, Hua Manlou believed that the Iron Shoe Thief would come to steal the treasure, and went back to prepare.

…

"Hua Man Lou, don't worry, there are so many masters here, even one punch can kill him!"

Shen Yumen said a few words of comfort.

He was not familiar with Hua Manlou, but he was very familiar with the third and fifth sons of the Hua family. The third son and the fifth son of the Hua family were in charge of the Jinling business, while the fifth son was in charge of the Jingxiang business.

Hua Manlou said softly: "The Iron Shoe Thief, in terms of martial arts, I am not afraid of him at all, but the obsession formed over more than ten years may become an obstacle."

Lu Xiaofeng asked: "Shen Lian, do you know the origin of the Iron Shoes Thief? Are there any relevant records in the Six Gates? I think you seem to know something!"

Shen Lian was actually thinking about the Jade Buddha.

According to the memory of the previous life, the Iron Shoe Thief seems to have come to steal the Jade Buddha, which is said to be a national treasure inherited from the Hanhai Kingdom in the Western Regions, equivalent to the jade seal passed down from the Central Plains.

However, this story is unclear, and there are many contradictions in it. The only thing that can be confirmed is that there is an emerald Buddha hidden in Hua Ruling's home.

Originally this matter was nothing, but after hearing Hua Ping's story, Shen Lian felt that the jade Buddha collected by the Hua family was probably left by Xuanzang.

The treasures left behind by a holy monk of Xuanzang’s level are naturally not ordinary, but what is the use of the Jade Buddha?

Also, the stories Huaping tells seem to be chaotic and illogical, but in fact they seem to contain big secrets related to peerless martial arts.

Was this something Huaping said subconsciously, or was it a favor that Hua Ruling took the initiative to send?

How much does Hua Ruling know about this matter?

Were the stories told by Hua Ping specially collected by Hua Ruling after she obtained the Jade Buddha?

Iron shoe thief?

He's just a clown!

Lu Xiaofeng really likes to sing. When she first met Ye Gucheng, she sang for a long time: "Mount without lifting the whip, but bend the willow branches. Dismount from the horse and play the flute. Worried about killing travelers." He was singing the Hu song of the North again, and he finished the whole song. One song, then another, as if my throat was terribly itchy.