I'm the king of scrolls at Hogwarts

Put aside the matter of having children for now. After all, they are relatively young, so this kind of thing can only remain in their imagination.

But Catherine has already thought of the names of the children...

After running around in Diagon Alley all afternoon, everyone was a little hungry. Under Aunt Moli's help, a table of food was quickly put on the table.

Catherine went into the kitchen to help for the first time, and Aunt Molly didn't treat her as an outsider, so she left her to prepare dinner together. One more person means more strength.

Seeing Catherine walking in the kitchen, the four Weasley brothers were all confused.

"Oh my God, what did I see? The Queen of Slytherin can actually cook? Oh my god..." Fred sighed in shock, his jaw almost dropped to the floor.

"You read that right, mother... I hope her cooking skills are as high as her magic skills." George crossed himself on his chest: "Merlin's iron pants, I'll give my mother-in-law..."

"You two, please stop talking." Percy pulled his head out of the book "How Prefects Gain Power", "If you don't want to be hung up to eat."

The twins immediately shut up and changed the output object to Percy.

"The prefects of Hogwarts and their careers after leaving school." George read the words on the back of the book aloud.

"Sounds pretty good." Fred smiled like Crayon Shin-chan: "It seems that you are really a power animal, Percy."

"Hey...Dad, look at these two!" Percy gritted his teeth and complained to his father about the twins' behavior: "You don't care about them, they are going to be lawless!"

Arthur, however, hid his face behind "The Quibbler," and while watching it, he was muttering to himself that Mr. Lovegood had been doing a good job lately.

He is well versed in the principle of "if you are not stupid, you are not deaf, and you are not a family man".

Lewis suddenly interjected: "I think, with your current condition, it will be difficult to hold on to power even if you gain it."

Percy looked at Louis in confusion. He did not look down upon him because of his age. Instead, he asked very humbly: "Is there anything you can teach me, Louis? I am really too stupid sometimes."

"Watch." Louis stretched out a finger and shook his head, then turned around and shouted: "Aunt Molly! Fred and George want to tear out a stack of Lockhart's books..."

Before he finished speaking, two spatulas flew out of the kitchen and accurately hit George and Fred on the buttocks as they tried to run away.

"I will never allow you to harm the books you bought with money! Let alone Mr. Lockhart's works! Arthur——! Take care of them!"

The roar of the Hedong lion came from the kitchen, and everyone was frightened.

"Look." Louis shrugged, with a "Percy, have you learned?" expression.

Percy perked up instantly.

"First of all, you have found the wrong leader in the true sense of the family." Louis smiled and reviewed for Percy: "Uncle Arthur is obviously a broad-minded and soft-hearted person, how could he have the heart to punish one of you? Where's anyone?"

"Furthermore, Uncle Arthur was preoccupied with the big issue of the relationship between Muggles and wizards, so he entrusted all the family affairs to Aunt Molly. You failed to find out the key to the problem. This is why you have been The reason why they are being teased and there is no way to punish them.”

What he said was flawless, and he even praised Arthur overtly and covertly.

"Look, let me put myself in your shoes and give you an example. If you and Ron are both colleagues in the Ministry of Magic, and you don't want Ron to be appointed as the person in charge of the operation to ban dark magic items, what should you do?" Louis crossed his hands. asked.

Ron heard his name and came over with Harry.

"Would I...speak ill of him?" Percy said hesitantly.

"No." Lewis shook his finger and said with a smile: "If it were me, I would go around behind him and then say bad things."

"Huh? How to get around it?" Ron interjected and asked.

"If you want to get behind a person, you must first become his friend." Louis patted Ron: "You can't say bad things directly. After all, you don't want to leave the impression that you like to say bad things in front of your boss. Bar?"

"So, you need to praise him first, think about what reasons you want to use against him for being responsible for banning dark magic, and then find some advantages that are not suitable for this job."

"advantage?"

Louis knocked on the table and listed a lot of Ron's advantages in being honest, honest, honest and reliable. Just when Percy thought that Ron was so good, Louis suddenly made a sudden change.

"But can a person as honest and honest as Ron really be able to deal with those cunning dark wizards? Oh, of course I'm not questioning his abilities. I'm just caring about him as a friend."

Ron and Harry looked like ducks listening to thunder, but Percy's eyes lit up.

Louis's words gave him an enlightenment, instantly opening up his inner and outer channels.

"That's why I say that you have to go around someone's back to stab him. If there is no way around him, there is another way, such as...smearing him."

"For example, say he is lustful, say he... well, in short, just find some small flaws that he really has and amplify them infinitely, the kind of gossip news that people like to hear and fabricate that he can't defend. You see so many methods, how wonderful they are. , Keep it all in mind, Percy..."

Speaking of which, this set of tricks has been successfully used by people throughout the ages, and the most useful one is to slander others for having chaotic relationships between men and women.

There are too many examples, so I won’t list them one by one.

Don't imitate me, I'm just trying to make fun of you. Never use it in life, Louis warned in his mind.

Then again, if Yue Wumu knew that his words were used in this way, he would probably have to use a Liquan gun to dig dozens of transparent holes in this kid.

Uncle Arthur coughed twice in embarrassment and said quietly: "Louis, you really want to teach my child a bad lesson..."

Louis said with a playful smile: "Looking at what you said, I just gave him a little guidance. When he is hesitating at a fork in life, someone always needs to kick him in the back, right?"

Arthur:......

Percy didn't feel anything was wrong. This was all valuable "political wisdom".

It can be said that his admiration for Louis now arises spontaneously and comes from the bottom of his heart. As for Penello's unpleasant incident, he had long forgotten it.

Percy wanted to ask more, but Aunt Molly and Catherine had already prepared the meal in the kitchen.

The food cooked by Mrs. Weasley is delicious. Even if it is a little simple, it is enough to go with the meal, and there is still mother's taste in it.

Louis finished three pieces of bread and a large plate of potato stew in a row. He was like a tiger going down the mountain. At the end of the meal, he even stepped on a stool to fight for the bread with Ron.

Catherine looked at Louis in surprise. Ever since she met Louis, even when the two of them were dining in private, he had always remained reserved and elegant, as if his whole person was the embodiment of etiquette.

But today, Louis seemed to have completely forgotten all the red tape. Looking at the way he stepped on the stool, Catherine was actually a little sour.

It's not the sour and vinegary taste, but the sadness that I still don't understand him well enough.

Aunt Molly was very happy and kept saying that Emma had such a good appetite back then.

That night, under Aunt Molly's warm invitation, the two chose to stay overnight.

"Catherine and I can be in the same room..."

Before Louis could finish his sentence, he was interrupted harshly by Molly.

"Don't even think about it! How old are you two? You are not married yet. You are not allowed to live together! Catherine, you go sleep with Ginny...Louis, you go and squeeze in with Harry and Ron."

Louis could only glance at the snickering Catherine, and reluctantly walked upstairs with the brothers Ron and Harry.

The next morning, Louis always felt a little out of breath, depressed and panicked. When he looked up, he saw, good guys, both Harry and Ron were sleeping sideways. Harry put his legs on his chest, and Ron went even further. He almost slept sideways, with one leg on his side. Stomping on Harry's face, punching Louis with the other hand...

No wonder I feel so stressed and depressed...

After breakfast, Louis and Catherine left the Burrow via Floo.

Harry did not follow because Ron was too bored and begged Harry not to leave - after all, if Harry was at home, he could go to the fields with him to catch goblins. This job would be too boring without Harry. It would be really difficult to stay with him.

So Louis was going to send the luggage to Harry via Floo.

However, first, the fireplaces of his three manors, one castle, and two villas must be connected to the Floo Network system.

It's just a small industry, less than a pound.

Solanlian still went to work, and Louis could only simply pack Catherine's luggage and take his girlfriend home.

There is also a red dragon maid, and a promoted fortress owl steward.

On the way, Catherine finally asked the question she had been holding back all night and all morning.

"Why...why are you so...well, at ease when eating at the Weasley's?" Catherine struggled for a moment: "Could it be that this is your nature, Mr. Xiaolu? Hmm...why are you when you are with me? Has it never felt so natural?”

"Isn't it natural for me to be with you?" Louis said, his little hand climbed up Catherine's thigh.

I pinched it twice.

It's really natural, it's a man's true nature.

"No, I just don't know which one is the real you..." Catherine was obviously confused.

Krisstrasa, who had been reading a book on the side, suddenly interrupted: "Maybe it's both, I mean, maybe he has two faces..."

Louis slowly turned his gaze to Krisstrasa, who wailed sadly and remained silent.

"Okay, little deer, don't scare her." Catherine quickly pulled Louis' head over.

"How could a weak, kind and cute little deer like me scare a giant dragon?" Louis said, kicking Christasa's calf: "Do you think so?"

Christasa didn't dare to answer the question at all. She put the book in front of her face, like an ostrich, and couldn't help but regret why she didn't control her mouth just now.

A little trick to make yourself die every day is a must.

Since Catherine's owl had sent the letter to Diana in advance, the carriage pulled by the five elemental fat men did not cause any panic, but there was quite a bit of shock. Hundreds of servants in the manor gathered around the windows of each room. , looking at the novelty carriage of the young duke.

Like to watch is a habit shared by all human beings, and is not limited to a certain ethnic group.

As soon as Louis got out of the car, he saw Diana waiting for him at the door.

"Where's your little girlfriend?" This was Diana's first sentence. She looked at Louis with a joking look in her eyes, as if she was teasing her little brother about growing up.

Then she saw two girls coming out of the carriage.

"Hello." Diana smiled gently: "I am Louis' sister Diana, and you must be his girlfriend Catherine. She is so good-looking."

Catherine fell in love with this gentle and generous woman almost instantly.

"Thank you sister." Catherine happily accepted the compliment.

In fact, Diana didn't know what Catherine looked like, and Louis didn't even show her a photo. But she still judged which one was Catherine through some small details that Louis had revealed intentionally or unintentionally.

After all, Krisstrasa was still immersed in the look in Lewis's eyes just now, and her expression was in a trance. Catherine was the complete opposite to her, with a very high-spirited and confident temperament that shone like a light in the dark night, and a pair of emerald-like eyes burning with unabashed ambition.

Just like the great emperor of Tsarist Russia who had the same name as her.

Well, Catherine is the Russian name for Catherine, just like Ivan is actually John and Charles is Charles in French.

Therefore, Catherine’s nickname could also be Katyusha…

After greeting Christasa gently and politely, Diana took Catherine into the house, leaving Louis alone and disheveled in the wind.

"Go and wake up Grandpa. Oh my god, it's almost lunch, and he still hasn't gotten up." Diana said this to Louis before leaving.

Louis shrugged, asked Christasa for the diary, and strolled up to the fourth floor to lift his grandfather's quilt.

A good grandson and a filial piety.

They wanted to ask the servants for the key to grandpa's room, but everyone who asked looked embarrassed. After all, the old man was angry. If he gave the key to Louis, the old man's grandson Louis might only get two sticks, but they could just Too bad, if you lose your job, it’s not easy to find such a leisurely and well-paying job...

In desperation, Louis had no choice but to use the Alajo hole to open his grandfather's room.

Hey, good guy, he even felt it was dark after opening the door.

The curtains are too thick, blocking out the sunlight.

He went over and opened the thick curtains, and the sun seemed to take revenge on the obstruction of the curtains, illuminating the house.

"Turn off the lights, damn... who let you in." The old man's muffled words rang out.

"It's me, grandpa, I didn't turn on the light, this is the sun." Louis smiled, his skin was very tight and his skin was very tight.

"Then you use your monkey tricks to extinguish the sun for me!" The old man turned over and issued an ultimatum: "Get out of this room quickly, or I will tell you all the embarrassing things that happened when you were a child. My little girlfriend!”