I'm the king of scrolls at Hogwarts

"Sorry, I have someone here." Louis refused politely.

He called to Kristrasa: "Kris, it's time for you to come back and serve the young master while I eat."

Krisstrasa stood up quickly, gave her an awkward yet polite smile as she passed Vitali, and then sat down on Louis' left side.

Vitaly was not angry either. She tilted her head and looked at Louis for a long time, then walked to Catherine and sat down beside her.

At this time, Principal Dumbledore began his speech again.

"What is more gratifying is that a new teacher has joined our team." Professor Dumbledore made an inviting gesture to Lockhart beside him: "Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, best-selling author, The adventurer and our former Ravenclaw, let us welcome him back to Hogwarts!"

As soon as he finished speaking, bursts of fierce applause and enthusiastic cheers erupted from the seats of the four colleges. As a best-selling author, Gilderoy Lockhart actually has a lot of fans.

Coupled with his handsome appearance, he is very lethal to the little witches. No, the little beavers at the Gryffindor table have pink stars in their eyes.

Lockhart was also very happy. He was so vain that he liked this kind of scene very much. He stood up and followed his classmates. After a while, he pressed his hands twice to signal everyone to be quiet.

"All that glitters is not gold." Looking at Lockhart's handsome and greasy smile, Vitaly whispered with a little disdain.

She was referring to Shakespeare's famous saying, which means "all that glitters is not gold."

As the saying goes, not all bugs turn into butterflies, because some of them are fucking maggots. It was obvious that Lockhart was not a pupa, but a maggot.

On the rostrum, Dumbledore saw Lockhart sitting down and began his speech as the principal again - but he only said one sentence, and that was the beginning of the banquet.

As he announced the start of the banquet, a dazzling array of food was placed in front of everyone almost instantly.

Vitaly looked at the food in front of her, picked up the knife, and seemed to say to Catherine, or to herself: "I actually quite like British food, for example, uh... um..."

She did it on purpose, putting her index finger on her plump lips, pretending to be thinking carefully, and mocking Laman.

Catherine put away the books on the table and handed them to Christasa. She did not look at Vitali, but looked at the food in front of her and said with a smile: "I have to say, I also like to wear it all day long. Berets."

Vitali took a breath and narrowed her eyes slightly: "But what makes me happy is that there is no star-gazing party at the Hogwarts dinner."

"Even if there is, it's much better than intestine aspic, isn't it?" Catherine smiled and resisted Vitali's verbal attack.

Vitaly laid out a napkin for herself and continued her provocation: "So are we going to start drinking tea? I hear you Brits can't get enough of it for a whole day."

"But you can't drink tea with snails and foie gras, classmate Hillyacres, I know it's hard for you to live without these two things." Catherine's words were as sharp as ever.

"I would rather watch some plays while drinking tea. What famous playwrights are there in the UK? Shakespeare, um... uh..." Vitaly began to think again.

"I hope you can eat some garlic to freshen your breath before watching the drama. I heard that France makes good garlic pudding. I hope your 'ahhhhh' laughter will not affect the people around you." Catherine forked Place a piece of Yorkshire beef pudding on a plate.

Yorkshire pudding is not pudding, it's just a name. It's actually hollow bread stuffed with meatballs and baked in the oven... that's probably it.

It's actually quite delicious, to be honest.

"Ahhhhhh" is actually a joke, because the H in French is mostly silent, so British people always use this to tease them.

But in fact, the French laugh hahaha, but... well, everyone understands that Britain and France love and kill each other.

Vitali secretly pinched the fork in her hand and continued to fire calmly: "Actually, the little brother next to you is quite handsome, but I don't know if he will be bald when he grows up. After all, most British men... …Yeah, but bald men are also very handsome, I like them very much.”

"But at least my little deer is a manly man. Having said that, your efforts to protect the dignity of the country have exceeded ninety-nine percent of French men. Classmate Healyacres, you should be proud. "Catherine held the goblet, saluted Xiliex gracefully, and continued to poke Vitaly's lung tube.

Vitaly snorted and started to use her moves: "Huh, at least France won't be dominated by its former colonies..."

"Okay, okay, you win." Catherine picked up the wand, dipped the tip in some water and stuck a piece of white toilet paper on it. She waved it in her hand like a small flag and said slowly: "I~ Surrender!"

This action may not seem like much to people from other countries, but to the French, it is definitely a great irony.

They didn't last as long as the Pavlov Building during World War II. They were not only relegated to the Muggle world, but also couldn't hold their heads high in the wizarding world.

The fork in Vitaly's hand was instantly broken. She looked squarely at the blond girl next to her for the first time, with a burning desire to fight in her eyes.

Just now it was just fun, but now it's a personal grudge!

Vitaly's heart was filled with her helpless screams as she knelt on the ground when she snatched Catherine's boyfriend away.

Just as she was thinking about it, the conversation between the young couple gave her a critical blow.

"Kathy?"

"What's the matter, little deer?"

"ask you a question."

"you say."

"What do you call a Frenchman with an IQ of 100?"

Catherine was stunned by the question, but she also understood what Louis meant, so she smiled softly and asked softly:

"Uh...what should I call it?"

"French village." Louis said and took a vicious bite of the chicken leg.

You boy, you dare to bully my little moon?

When Catherine heard this, she covered her mouth and smiled softly, her eyes as curved as Crescent Moon Children's Hospital.

But Louis did not realize at all that although Vitaly caused this confrontation, not only was Catherine the winner, but Catherine had the upper hand throughout the confrontation.

But now Vitaly is no longer angry. She even appreciates the passionate couple in front of her.

No matter how much she scorned British food, she still wanted to fill her stomach. She picked up her knife and fork and began to choose what to eat.

In fact, the food at the Hogwarts banquet was quite rich, and it was not as unpalatable as she had imagined before coming to school.

Of course, we can't blame her, after all, the stereotypes between Britain and France are indeed like this.

"But you finally chose to become the person you hate the most, didn't you?" Catherine paused and continued: "Of course, I didn't mean to laugh at you, please forgive my French rudeness."

"How could it be? After all, I am not a barbarian on the island. I still know that I have to do as the Romans do." Vitaly said while forking a few pieces of sweet corn for herself.

"The moonlight is nice tonight. I think Miss Worley would not refuse a lady's invitation to practice magic."

"You mean, wizard duel?" Catherine finally looked at Vitaly.

"No, oh no, how can you be so rude? It's just a little exchange of ideas about magic between classmates." Vitaly took a big sip of pumpkin juice, but the sweet taste made her feel nauseous. , but fortunately her good upbringing made her stop her desire to vomit.

Her face turned blue and white in turns, and it took a long time to calm down.

She saw Catherine's stretched out hand, looked down and saw that it was Catherine who had handed her a glass of water.

"Drink it and you will feel much better." Catherine said calmly.

Vitaly took the water glass blankly, closed her eyes and took several sips.

The nauseating desire and sweet feeling were dissipated by this glass of light lemonade.

"You're not afraid of me adding ingredients to the water." Catherine said suddenly after she drank the entire glass of water.

"You won't." Vitali was not deceived.

"It's Veritaserum, I added Veritaserum." Catherine's tone was very sure.

Vitali showed a relieved expression: "That's not bad, it would be nice if I could take off the mask, even if it's only for a moment."

"You are brave... I promise you, remember to come with me tonight." Catherine invited Vitaly, looking at her with a little more appreciation.

"Do you want the little deer next to you to come too?" Vitaly asked.

"What, do you want him to see your pitiful look begging for mercy?" Catherine turned her head and looked at Vitaly: "I need to remind you that the name "little deer" is not something you can call."

"Okay, I'm different from you. I'm not interested in little boys." Vitaly said, but she still kept glancing at Louis.

In fact, this was one of the reasons for her transfer.

Soon, the banquet came to an end. Professor Dumbledore reminded the students not to go to the Forbidden Forest as usual, and highlighted the names of the Weasley twins.

Judging from the faces of the Weasley twins, it was obvious that they were disapproving of this matter.

These two guys never paid attention to school rules and regulations and Professor Dumbledore's warnings. After all, they were two little guys that even a strict dean like Professor McGonagall couldn't control.

"Let's sing the school song together." Principal Dumbledore took out his wand and prepared to give instructions.

Louis quickly released Tom and Jerry. Christasa took out a suona from her bag and handed it to Jerry, and gave Tom a bass drum and cymbals.

The Slytherin students also cleared their throats and prepared to start working.

During the vacation, Louis asked Draco to write a letter to tell the Slytherin classmates what the score of this year's school song was, and asked everyone to study the new tune seriously and perform the chorus well during the school anniversary to all the teachers and students in the school. Open your eyes wide.

And Draco mentioned in the letter that this was what Louis meant. Therefore, none of the students who received the letter dared to neglect it. Everyone practiced seriously at home to avoid making Louis unhappy if they were randomly checked later.

The two living treasures stood on the table. At the moment when Dumbledore waved his magic wand and all the teachers and students in the school spoke, the sound of the rogue suona suddenly came to mind, making everyone stunned.

Immediately, Tom didn't know how to control the cymbals and drums together, and started to beat rhythmically.

It is Ceddin Deden, the wrathful grace of Jingluo.

"Ancestors, Grandfathers".

Pothos is also a roma. Slytherin's natal color is green, and Pothos' natal color is also green. So... is it possible that Pothos is an orthodox member of Slytherin?

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

Please teach us knowledge,

No matter we are bald old people

Or the child who injured his knee in a fall,

our minds can accept

Something interesting..."

Vitaly, who transferred from Beauxbatons, had never seen such a battle before. She stared at her Slytherin classmates who were singing the school song that smelled like mutton kebabs with wide eyes. This was something she had never experienced before. experience.

The classmates from the other three houses were also abducted, especially the Weasley twins. The two of them even ran to Slytherin. The two of them sandwiched Louis on the left and right, and shouted "Ancestors" to him. , Grandfather" is sung to the tune of the Hogwarts school song.

Dumbledore was also completely led astray, but as an artistic bacteria... a headmaster with strong cells, he still knew what kind of music it was, so he used his wand to beat the rhythm for his classmates, and he was obviously very interested. .

After the school song ended, Dumbledore wiped the tears from his eyes and said with a smile: "Music, chorus is more attractive... Okay, the opening banquet is over. Dear students, please follow your prefects back. .”

When Louis returned to the dormitory, he was really not used to it. After all, he had been staying at home for nearly two months, and it was impossible to change in an instant.

Fortunately, the house elves are very careful about cleaning the dormitory when the students are not in the dormitory. At least there is no musty smell when the door is opened.

And unlike other dormitories, Louis's dormitory was specially sprayed with some air freshener. No need to ask, it must be out of preference of the house elves.

After all, these were the favors his mother had saved for him during her lifetime.

Just like last year, before the students returned to their dormitories, the house elves packed their luggage early and made the beds neatly.

Draco moved out of his dormitory this school year. He asked for it. He didn't want to be a light bulb for the young couple.

Under the operation of his school director father, Draco was also assigned a single room.

The main reason is that the lounge in Slytherin House is large enough. If possible, even if many people are allocated two or three rooms, there will be enough room.

This has to be said about Slytherin's own partiality.

Louis asked Tom and Jerry to stay in the dormitory to look after the house, while he traveled lightly and prepared to go out to watch the duel between Catherine and Vitali.

Women fighting is the best thing to watch.

Tears came out

jiayou a chunyu

Youth will eventually end, pay tribute to the Holy Emperor May

Somnus Out