Imperfect Entertainer

A person can still know so many musical instruments, although not all of them are very proficient, but being able to play music with these musical instruments is a thing in itself, which is extremely surprising.

What's more, every piece of music he plays is a classic!

This... is too fake, right? Can one person really understand so many musical instruments?

Anyway, I don't believe it, there must be a problem.

Is there a problem? Hahahaha, classmate, are you going to laugh at me to death, and then inherit my ant money? You have a problem to show me, can this be the background music? It's all about admitting that others are excellent is it hard?

However, Ye Zhi is not so clear about the hot discussion on the Internet.

In fact, he was a little happy at the time. He just memorized his extensive knowledge, and because he studied music, he was exposed to a lot of musical instruments. In order to get familiar with the sounds of various musical instruments, he tried them all.

So many people admire you, are you happy?

Um.

Vaint guy.

Ye Zhi has nothing to admit, he really likes the feeling of being admired, Aren't people all vain? By the way, why don't you buy anything? It's rare for the school to be generous.

It's not short of money.

Wow~~~ Now that she has become a rich woman, she even speaks differently.

That's right! Don't worry, I still mean what I say. When you become poor in the future, I will support you.

Then I'll wait.

Shen Lu, a silly girl, still remembers this, Ye Zhi smiled and patted her head, indescribably spoiled, tomorrow is her birthday, and Christmas is coming, Lulu, it's Christmas ,where's my gift?

She put her little hand on Ye Zhi's big hand, here.

???

Ye Zhi looked at her for a while, but still didn't understand what she meant, Where's my present? Why are you giving me a hand?

This is your gift.

Only then did he react, he opened her palm and clasped his fingers tightly, I hate it.

I'll give you time to reorganize your language, and you still have five seconds.

No, you gave me this for Christmas?

Otherwise, what else do you want?

Slightly disappointed.

ah!

Kidding.

It's not funny at all! Shen Lu tried to shake off his hand, but she was held so tightly that she couldn't shake it off, Isn't it disgusting? Why are you still holding me, let go, I'm angry, The kind that can't be coaxed well.

Then don't coax.

Ye Zhi held her hand quietly, without saying anything, no, as she walked, Shen Lu stopped being angry, and instead leaned intimately on his shoulder.

Lulu, your birthday is tomorrow, is there anything you want?

Shen Lu stared at Ye Zhi for a long time, as if there was something unspeakable, after brewing for a long time, she asked cautiously, Ye Zi, can you just stay with me for a day without doing anything tomorrow? Just one day, okay? ?”

This……

Shen Lu lowered her head, as if she still hesitated, It's fine if you're busy with work, it's fine.

Why are you so humble, you haven't said what gift you want?

She thought he refused, kicked her feet, lowered her head and murmured, We haven't dated for a long time, you are always so busy, and you have to leave after New Year's Day, I don't want any birthday presents, I just want you to accompany me One day, one day, just the two of us.

I didn't say I wouldn't accompany you, fool.

is it okay?

sure.

In fact, Ye Zhi originally planned this way, even if Shen Lu didn't say it.

She jumped on Ye Zhi excitedly, hugged him with all her strength, and smiled like a child, Then it's settled, I'll wait for you in the cabin at seven o'clock tomorrow morning, don't be late, and I won't late.

...

Just entered the dormitory door.

Before Ye Zhi even spoke, Wang Xinze, who had lost a lot of weight and was already close to the standard figure, said with a smile, You are forced to come back after pretending? Saozhu.

What are you pretending to be?

It's all been searched on Weibo and Douyin, okay, I'm still pretending.

???

You really don't know?

what do you know?

Wang Xinze turned his monitor to face him, clicked on a video, and it played a video of him playing the saxophone. The song he was playing was epic sax guy, which was his favorite song.

You mean this?

if not?

Ye Zhi dropped the bag in his hand casually, Just try it casually, it's not pretending.

The moment the three people in the dormitory heard these words, they all received a strong 'shock' in their hearts. Huang Bo was the most exaggerated and knelt down on the bed. , pehu, pehu.

Han Xia jumped off the bed, and pulled out a box from under Ye Zhi's bed, Come on, pack another wave, I'll take a vibrato.

Huang Bo pointed to the box, What is this?

Ye Zhi opened the box and took out the contents, Sachs.

Wang Xinze seemed to have seen God, When did you buy this thing? I don't know why.

Then Han Xia took out a lot of musical instruments from under Ye Zhi's bed. This guy's bed is just like Doraemon's pocket, violin, guitar, small harp, xun, lyre, disciples, in the video Almost all musical instruments that can be seen can be found here!

If it weren't for the fact that the piano can't fit, I think this guy can put a piano in the dormitory.

Ye Zhi smiled mysteriously, How do you know I didn't put a piano in it?

? ? ?

You don't want to tell me that you put a piano in it?!

Learn about the hand-rolled piano.

...

This person is poisonous!

Ye Zhi was also in a good mood today, took out the saxophone from the box, What do you want to hear?

I don't know, but it's weekends~~~Of course it's high! Come on~~~ These juniors, the shooting is too difficult, so I still have to do it. Wang Xinze took out the 'cannon' he used when going to the comic exhibition, and switched He turned the camera and aimed at Ye Zhi.

get high?

So, let's go new thang!

Ye Zhi wiped the air outlet of the saxophone, and then assembled the drum kit he hid under the bed. When he watched him take out the drums one by one from under the bed, the other three looked as if they had seen a ghost. expression.

After he's assembled...

A short drumbeat sounded. Is this brat pig planning to play two instruments at the same time?

However, soon, amidst the dynamic drumbeat, he picked up the saxophone, and an extremely coquettish melody sounded along with the vibration of the saxophone. Along with this music, Ye Zhi's body also began to sway coquettishly .

Whether it's this song or Ye Zhi, his whole body is full of...

sex!

Sexy, sexy as much as sexy!