Imperfect Entertainer

.. , Imperfect Entertainer

Losing face or something is not within the scope of Ye Zhi's consideration. When he succeeds, no one will say anything.

As for failure...

I, Ye Zhi, cannot fail!

He quickly sent Yi Xiaodong a music file with his mobile phone, and after about half a minute, he got an ok reply.

Sorry for keeping everyone waiting for a long time. You may be very curious about what I was in a daze just now. In fact... I just don't know what song to sing. After all, I am still in a hurry to catch the ducks on the shelves, so I plan to sing a song It’s a song that everyone must have never heard before.”

Surely you haven't heard of it?

Is it a new song?

If you don't understand, please find a royal interpreter... It seems that there is no need for an interpreter.

After the speech, the music begins.

In the brisk violin, Ye Zhi walked to the center of the stage. When the spotlights were all on him, he forgot all about nervousness. Now he only had one thought, to sing the song, Sing well.

really……

After Ye Zhi spoke, everyone was stunned.

...

The house is finished, filled with my loneliness

door slams shut behind

Autumn wind blows overhead

cry on top of your head

Torrential rain at night, foggy in the morning

the sun is completely cold

A long queue of long-lasting pain

come here tonight

...

Hearing this, although everyone felt that the melody was not bad, but the lyrics, which were completely incomprehensible in addition to being weird, still puzzled all the audience, let alone the audience,

Even the singers in the program group and the studio were all at a loss.

Yezi, isn't this guy screwed up?

English? It doesn't seem right.

It's fucking English. I grew up in the United States. I didn't understand a word. It's Russian.

Russian? What kind of operation is this?

Amidst everyone's doubts, an evil smile suddenly appeared on Ye Zhi's face, Tianxiu, let's start now.

next second.

A melodious, ethereal voice erupted from his throat. It was a dolphin-like sound, a voice that completely surpassed the limits of human beings, resounding through this huge venue.

Not a word of lyrics, just this one voice.

But it is so beautiful that it is fascinating. It is not the tallest and tallest. Besides being tall, it is also mellow and terrifying!

Ecstasy!

So ecstasy!

True beef beer, delicious cry!

Ultimate ecstasy! Can you still sing like this?

This treble, it's in the sky, I've already knelt down, don't ask me why I knelt down, why can't this tm kneel?! You stand up and try!

The voice of an angel is so comfortable~~~ This ethereal feeling is amazing!

This is the real ultimate invincible treble, cow beer!

My ears were terribly shaken, and now wandering through pregnancies and abortions, are defunct.

It's so beautiful~~~ This voice, is it still high-pitched?

Do you have any culture? This is the sound of a dolphin, but this sound of a dolphin... Nima is too scary!

It's so ethereal, it's so mellow at such a high pitch, it's scary! It's scary!

I used to think that God Ye had already magnified his attack. In the end, he told me that he didn't. It was just a normal attack.

It's too scary~~~ This tm can't sing high notes, is there anyone who can sing? The singing skills are already at the level of monsters!

The people at the scene are so happy~~~ I also want to hear a scene like Ye Shen's!

The treble is not the most powerful, but Ye Zhi's treble is not harsh at all, just like an angel's voice, this man is really scary!

It's just a pity that Ye Zhi's opera 2 is too short, and it ends in about three minutes. When he has already bowed and is about to step down, many audiences have not reacted, and when he is about to go down, Countless screams and applause erupted.

...

I didn't understand a word.

Illiterate, don't blame you.

You are singing Russian, I think you are making things difficult for my teacher Xiaodong!

It's okay, after all, not everyone has language talent, I can understand.

I am fluent in four languages, just not including Russian!

Which four?

Mandarin, English, Japanese, Italian.

The four languages ​​were spoken in their own languages, and the pronunciation sounded quite good. Ye Zhi also nodded, and asked in Italian, So, you still can't understand Russian.

???

I don't understand.

What were you talking about?

Italian, your proficiency is just a few sentences like this?

Yi Xiaodong took a deep breath, Yezi, you are a devil!

Japanese: Why do you say that, have you ever seen a devil as handsome as me?

Yi Xiaodong gritted his teeth and said, You are a devil!

The person who is so obsessed with slapping his face is Ye Zhi. He is really inappropriate. He knows that he is bragging and doesn't give him any face. Get out now.

What about my salary?

Go back and ask the director to contact your agent and charge you.

Fine.

By the way, what's the name of your song?

Opera 2, alias, welcome to cover, and, as long as you can sing, you will not be charged for copyright.

roll!

However, what Ye Zhi didn't expect was that he sang two songs on stage, and the Real Singer program group actually offered a sky-high price of 10 million yuan, which really shocked him. That's right, it's comparable to a palace-level singer.

Although……

Ye Zhi's current popularity is indeed worthy of the price.

...

Now the entire Internet is going crazy because of Ye Zhi's two songs. Those sour fans have shrunk now, and most of those nonsense words have been put away. There is only a little left, but it is also quickly submerged in the comments.

It's amazing! This opera 2 has completely surpassed the limit of human vocal range, right?

I just want to know, will those Internet celebrities dare to cover the song this time?

Internet celebrity: cover your hamapi! Can I cover this?!

Didn't God Ye say it all on the show, as long as this song can be sung, the copyright will not be collected. I almost couldn't help laughing.

I was still wondering whether his two face-slaps were intentional, until he said 'Welcome to cover' and 'As long as you can sing, you will not accept your copyright', I knew that he did it on purpose! On purpose! On purpose !

This guy is too vengeful, right? Didn't he just say that he can't sing well? Isn't it just a song that he can't sing in his entire life, and you still let him sing, aren't you embarrassing others? Please leave it to the trolls. With a little face and leeway, typing on the keyboard is also a waste of food, okay?

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