Imperfect Entertainer

No~~~Boss, I have seniors and juniors...

I will report the truth to your wife, saying that you have a younger child.

Ah bah, boss, don't act like that, all the scumbags are yelling at Peng You, you make me very unhappy, if I don't, you will not, this is not good... Boss, woo Wuwuwu, just let me go for my pity~~~~wuwuwuwu.

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Ye Zhi felt that he was already very shameless, and it seemed that he was still inferior to Huang Bo.

As the man who has always claimed to be the poorest in the dormitory, he is actually not poor. Not long ago, his brother became a glorious western food chef. After he went to a western restaurant and became the chef, his income increased immediately. There is no longer a monthly mortgage to worry about, and Huang Bo's parents can also have some money to buy things for their youngest son.

Just these two days, Huang Bo's parents plan to buy a high-speed rail ticket to come and see him.

Oh, forget it, forget it.

However, you really don't plan to buy a car? Or just give Lulu your sponsorship. I'm ashamed to say that she drives that broken car.

Didn't you earn all her money?

It's no wonder! She paid you a lot of money to buy clothes, okay, I've earned thirty to forty thousand through all my hard work.

Thirty or forty thousand? !

Also tm? !

Ye Zhi was furious, and he picked up his shoe and was about to slap him in the face, You dog thief, I'll kill you!

Oh, don't worry about such details. Su Busu, it's not easy for me to be a double agent. You think it's so easy to be a mouthpiece for the two of you.

Isn't it easy?

Of course, I also asked my wife to help you use gorgeous rhetoric to beautify your glorious image in front of Lulu. It's not easy.

So how did you beautify it?

Yezi went to the toilet three times today, ate tomato scrambled eggs and pork ribs for dinner, ran 12 laps around the playground in the morning, at a pace of 14, browsed Jingdong's website at 12:40, and bought feminine sanitary napkins Five packs...

finished listening.

Han Xia and Wang Xinze were startled, and immediately stepped forward to hold Ye Zhi's arm.

next second.

He exploded!

The two of them almost missed him, kicking Huang Bo viciously while shouting, Let go of me! I'm going to kill this thief today, you call it beautification, beautify your ball! !

Truthfully explaining is the customer's needs. I can only beautify it a little on this basis.

for example?

For example, you bought a pack of beautiful sanitary napkins.

Knock in!

What the hell is a beautiful sanitary napkin? !

Ye Zhi took a deep breath, I even watched a webpage and you exposed it to me. I said how could Lulu know that I was watching a movie.

Huang Bo picked his nostrils calmly, I even told her the number.

Nima!

Is this how my wife got spoiled? !

Ye Zhi couldn't take it anymore, Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him today!

Han Xia: Calm down, calm down, Ye Zi, you can't be impulsive now, really, you have to trust me, don't be so anxious, really, you have to do it, you can take him out, it won't be good if you dirty the dormitory floor later Yes, I managed to drag it clean.

Ye Zhi: It makes sense.

Han Xia: Yes~~~

However, Huang Bo didn't seem to be cowardly at all, and provocatively said, Oh? Really? Why do I think it doesn't make sense? I just reported your behavior to Lulu truthfully. Is there a problem? This Is it wrong? I think it's normal to report my itinerary to my girlfriend.

Ye Zhi, who had been dazzled by anger, shouted, Then get dirty, I'm going to smack him now.

However, the next second.

He suddenly thought, what makes Huang Bo so confident? The one who was cowardly just now is suddenly like this?

There must be something wrong here!

There is only one person who can make him so arrogant with the way of returning righteous words. Ye Zhi's spine felt a chill at this point, and his neck twisted back very stiffly. Sure enough, the sad premonition has never been missed.

Lulu, why are you here?

Go on, wasn't it very fierce just now?

No, nonsense, I just... just wanted to grab bobo and beat him up.

That's all? I asked bobo to report your situation to me. Is that all your opinion?

Big.

It's so big, isn't it?

Shen Lu turned her head and left without hesitation.

But Ye Zhi soon caught up and pulled her back, holding her tightly in his arms with a standard bear hug, Where are you going?

Don't you want me to know your situation? Then why should I come, just leave.

Awkward?

His head bowed towards her face, his breath brushed her skin, before she understood the meaning of his words, his lips touched her cherry lips, caressing slowly, It made her cherry lips soft and sticky.

Shen Lu's surprised lips parted slightly. She originally wanted to say something, but as her senses dominated everything, all the words she wanted to say suddenly turned into moans that made her blush and heartbeat.

Kissed again~~~

Shen Lu thought with some distress, Damn it, there's nowhere to put it, it's so charming~~~

disgust?

On the contrary, she immediately accepted this wonderful and strong feeling, her slight groans inspired Ye Zhi, and she went deeper again, almost rubbing Shen Lu into her body.

He took a deep breath, interrupted the kiss, and slightly pushed Shen Lu away.

Aren't you angry?

I'm not angry, don't you want to see me?

who said it?

Humph!

It was the back of Ye Zhi's head that answered Ye Zhi.

Ye Zhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this Lulu was too real, It's really not there, can you ask me directly if you have anything? I also want to let bobo make a fortune, thanks.

Shen Lu murmured softly, I'm afraid of disturbing you... and bobo is always crying miserably, so my heart softens.

Why are you so soft-hearted when I don't see you?

Shen Lu was short of breath and stomped her feet, Aren't I soft-hearted enough? I don't even dare to get angry with you. You do this every time.

Speaking of which, it really is!

After dating for so long, Shen Lu wanted to lose her temper with him more than once, but he used the same trick every time to deal with it. Ye Zhi suddenly felt that he was a little bit in the midst of blessings, I'm sorry.

Why apologize, I'm not really angry with you.

Watching these two show off their affection.

Wang Xinze, who was watching by the side, rubbed his temples, and sighed by the door: The dog is sitting at home, and the food comes from the sky. I feel sorry for myself.

Han Xia: Then you should go find one, and wait for the post.

Wang Xinze: How to find it? Boss, teach me!

Han Xia: Forget it, give up, anyway, you are either a classroom or a dormitory product, and you will never find a girlfriend in your life.

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