Imperfect Entertainer
Chapter 553 You really are a monster
Wang Xinze nodded half-understood. These questions were indeed a bit too esoteric for him. In his 21 years of being single, he had never thought about these questions until he met someone he liked. people.
Ye Zhi successfully pushed the crystal away, If the other party is really a scumbag, it's not a loss, at least the appearance is what you like, so take advantage of the opportunity to make an appointment.
Huang Bo: Hey! Old driver, how do you make an appointment?
Han Xia: Show off your wealth.
Ye Zhi actually nodded in approval.
If you like it, you like it. Wang Xinze may be dazzled by love or something, but they won't. After all, he has only met this girl for a short time. He knows people and faces, but he still needs to observe and observe. In today's society, it is true There are really a lot of green tea whores.
At least there are several in Shen Lu's class.
It may be due to jealousy, so she targets her everywhere. Fortunately, Shen Lu has such a good friend with a super strong personality like Pei Xinxin, otherwise she really can't deal with some troubles.
At this moment, Huang Bo really wanted to strangle these three dog reliefs to death!
Leaf, come here.
don't want.
If you can't come over, I'll go over!
Shen Lu gnashed her teeth and grabbed Ye Zhi's ear, and said, Come here, I promise I won't kill you! Where did you learn it from? Ah! You still have sex with me. You are so experienced, are you cheating on me? How many times have you been?!
This one really doesn't exist.
real?
I won't let you know, silly Lulu.
It was obvious that this flamboyant pig was deliberately provoking her again, but even if Shen Lu knew about this, she still couldn't control her anger, so she grabbed his hand and shouted, Big pig's hooves! Look at the trick!
I bite!
At this moment, Ye Zhi looked at Wang Xinze expressionlessly, What do you think? Fatty.
Probably not? I think her clothes are quite ordinary. She shouldn't be the type of money worshiper. You guys are thinking too much.
Han Xia: That only shows that the family conditions are average,
The others really don't explain anything.
Huang Bo: We just hope that your brain is still there. Obviously, judging from your illogical remarks just now, you are now Shi Lezhi. Think about your cousin's wife and calm down.
Forehead……
Indeed, people in love are blind. At this time, a friend is needed to help identify it.
Of course, there is a premise: your friend is not a bad friend.
Although Wang Xinze's IQ is high, his EQ is extremely low. He is basically a standard dead fat house. Although he is not fat now, his personality really hasn't changed at all, he is still stupid and fufu.
This is also the reason why when Shen Lu wanted to match him and Zhang Jing, the two soon became close friends.
He is very sincere, generous, and handsome, but he is the ultimate straight man. In the eyes of many girls, this kind of boy is only suitable for being a brother, not for dating.
There may also be a relationship of mutual indifference between the two parties, so they never thought of making changes for each other.
Shen Lu suggested, Why don't we go and have a look together, as long as we pretend we don't know each other, and help him observe how this girl is, by the way, it will be a party, and I will also invite my sister, and it will be done Afterwards, Azer invites you to dinner.
OK.
At this moment, Ye touched his chin, Then what if this doesn't happen?
Shen Lu, Han Xia, and Huang Bo yelled at the same time, Shut your crow's mouth!
Ye Zhi was stunned, What I want to say is, who invites you to dinner?
you!
...
...
Han Xia sat in the passenger seat of Shen Lu's classic car, feeling unspeakably uncomfortable. This young master is used to driving a luxury car, and he hasn't been in this kind of car for a long time. Too Low?
Ye Zhi: What else? Drive your car? All you have is a supercar.
Bobo has.
Huang Bo shook his head, My wife drove my car away, and I'm going to transfer that car directly to her and buy another one.
Han Xia: What are you going to buy? The interior of your Mercedes-Benz GLS looks okay.
Anyway, don't buy this.
These two people were discussing what kind of car to buy, and Ye Zhi couldn't hold back, Hey! What do you two bastards mean? Why do you look down on my wife's car? ?!
Han Xia and Huang Bo gave him a gesture of contempt at the same time.
Han Xia: What I look down on is you hot chicken, will you die if you buy a car?
Huang Bo: That's right, earning so much money, you're still going to die.
Ye Zhi: I...is it too late to buy it now?
The two said in unison: It's too late, hot chicken.
...
Ye Zhi was wearing sunglasses and a mask, and followed Wang Xinze's car, while Shen Lu was with Pei Xinxin and the others. These young ladies may have almost slept recently. They are free ones. Come on, there was a commotion immediately.
In order to better monitor the situation, Ye Zhi also asked Wang Xinze to plug a monitor in his ear so that he could remotely command his operations.
Don't say it, you can hear it very clearly!
The four people in the car on Shen Lu's side were also curious as to where this thing came from.
Zhang Yuwei: By the way, Ye Zi, how did you get that monitor?
When I was on vacation before, I made one myself when I had nothing to do. The signal is not bad.
self-made?!
Um.
You really are a monster.
Ye Zhi smiled helplessly, Please, there is no technical content in making this thing, can Jingdong buy it?
But it's not easy to make it so small.
In this regard, Ye Zhi said: The technical difficulty is a little bit, but it is not as difficult as you think. I just bought a bluetooth headset on the Internet and modified it myself. I did some experiments... I enhanced it Signal range and reduced size.
monster.
Zhang Jing couldn't hold back anymore, and posted from the back row to the front row, Stop making noise, you won't be able to hear Aze talking later, why is that guy so cowardly, and talks so little? He usually doesn't talk Are there many?
Maybe it's shyness.
Pei Xinxin: Brother Ye Zi, haven't you taught him some tricks?
I don't know how, how to teach?
Wow~~~ This is too much, little brother, you obviously don't want to flirt with me.
I flirt with girls because of their looks.
...
At first, everyone thought he was narcissistic.
But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it. Ye Zhi seems to have never taken the initiative to tease his sister, whether it is Shen Lu, Pei Xinxin, or even the deeply hidden Miss Zhang Yuwei. The younger sister was tempted first.
So what he said seems to make sense.
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