Imperfect Entertainer

Shen Lu grabbed her hair like she was going crazy, she stood up and grabbed Ye Zhi's shoulder and shook vigorously, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No gun!

Lulu, Cai, you have to admit it. If you can't complain about the latrine, you can really do it.

Go to hell!

Ye Zhi directly replaced Shen Lu and sat on the gaming chair, skillfully operated, and quickly entered the next round of the game, Let me help you play a game, otherwise your account's record will really be negative. gone.

Hehe~~~ Do you think you are very good? Eating chicken is not so easy!

After 20 minutes, Ye Zhi successfully ate the chicken. This was a victory from the invincible Voldemort. Shen Lu's face was slapped. Ye Zhi stared at her face, It seems that I ate the chicken, what should I say?

That's just your luck, I don't believe you can still eat chicken!

The aggressive method? I don't want to do that. Peel an apple for me.

Do you want a washboard?

That thing won't appear in my house, Shen Lulu, how about it, if I win the next round, you can call me Dad.

Ah! Ye Zhi!

what?

I regard you as my boyfriend, but you want to be my father?!

Father Ghost, find out.

Heh~~~ I don't believe that you can still eat chicken, just call it!

Murphy's law is still very reasonable. Some things, really, the more you don't want it to happen, the more likely it will happen. Ye Zhi is eating chicken again, but this time, his contribution is not counted Big, mainly because Pei Xinxin played well and led him to lie down and win.

It doesn't count! This one doesn't count! This guy Xinxin must have done it on purpose, she wasn't that good at all when playing with me!

Ye Zhi just looked at her teasingly, Why, talking doesn't count anymore, are you going to be a rascal?

Who, who's going to play a rogue! The fight just now doesn't count, you just won by lying down. When Xinxin fought with me before... Hey, can you stop tearing me down? Whose fan is it!

Obviously, most of the people in this barrage are on Ye Zhi's side.

Lulu, I beg you to count, honestly let Ye Zi give you a hook up, can't you?

Why didn't Xinxin perform well? Don't tell me you don't have a clue? How many times did she help you to death?

It's a bit scary, Lulu, don't you have a correct judgment on your own strength?

Lulu, I think you can publish a book about one hundred ways to die from eating chicken. As long as you publish it, I will buy it.

Let's scrape together some money to buy her a hanger, it's too good, I can't stand it anymore.

I think Ye Zi and Miss Xinxin are the perfect match. This Lulu is really not good. It seriously lowers my IQ of God Ye.

Then……

The anchor turned off the barrage function.

Under Ye Zhi's gaze, Shen Lu finally whispered in his ear, Dad.

It's so hard to die, Ye Zhi is entering the game, but he doesn't seem to hear it, It's too quiet, I can't hear it, what are you talking about?

Ah! Pighead,

Don't go too far, let me tell you, I...I...

How are you? I really didn't hear, what did you just say?

I... I'm going crazy, just this once. Shen Lu shouted again angrily, Dad~~~

Unfortunately.

Ye Zhi still 'didn't hear', Speak up, how can I hear you with your volume?

on purpose!

This guy did it 100% on purpose!

Finally, an angry Shen Lu pulled Ye Zhi's ear, and used the legendary dragon's roar in his ear:

dad!!!!

Ye Zhi was still grinning at first, but he was completely dumbfounded by this roar, who could stand it.

It took a long time.

Ye Zhi clasped his ears, then turned his head speechlessly, staring at Shen Lu, Student Shen Lulu, I now seriously suspect that you are taking malicious revenge. I am almost deaf, so you can tell me how to pay for it.

It's what you want to hear, I'll take care of you!

Okay, I remember.

Shen Lu originally wanted to retort a little bit more forcefully, but when she met Ye Zhi's eyes with a hint of emotion, she felt that something was wrong, and she really wanted to piss Ye Zhi off, he can fix it She has many ways...

With Ye Zhi's method, she can definitely make her regret it.

Moreover, she actually regretted it a bit after she finished it,

Are you...really angry?

What do you say?

Oh.

With that said, Shen Lu silently left the room.

Ye Zhi glanced back, and then lightly took out an earplug from the cochlea. In fact, people with sharper eyes in the live broadcast room noticed that when Ye Zhi and Shen Lu called Dad for the first time, they had already put this Stuff stuffed into ears.

It's just that Shen Lu didn't notice it.

It's a good thing I wear earplugs, otherwise I would really be deaf this time, tsk tsk tsk~~~ No tigress can beat you so fiercely, Lulu sauce.

There has already been a commotion in the live broadcast room...

Obviously, this is a quarrel that is completely out of proportion to IQ.

In terms of death, I only obey Ye Zi, and I have even considered the way out. This is too deep for my girlfriend, right?

So, Ye Zi... what brand is your earplug? I want to buy one too.

Hold the grass, hold the grass, what happened? Why did Ye Zi suddenly have earplugs in his ears?

It's kind of scary. Ye Zi actually counted Shen Lu's every reaction clearly. It's too scary.

I, I don't know what to say anymore, I feel like Shen Lu is a fool.

This is not.

Soon Shen Lu came back, brought Ye Zhi a bottle of happy water, and looked at Ye Zhi timidly.

Ye Zhi grabbed it unceremoniously and drank it. At this moment, Shen Lu noticed the explosive news in the live broadcast room. Many people were brushing about Ye Zhi's evil deeds just now. Shen Lu suddenly realized, and glared at Ye Zhi angrily. wisdom.

What are you doing?

hateful!

Would you like a bite too?

Don't! I'm full, you big liar! I'm so worried... ah.

Before she finished speaking, Shen Lu was pulled into Ye Zhi's arms, and in her panic, he lowered his head and wanted to kiss her. Shen Lu immediately turned pale and resisted, desperately trying to push him away.

But she found that she had exhausted all her breastfeeding strength, but she couldn't push him no matter what.

Finally, he was kissed by him.

She was very angry at first, but she was surprised to find that all her anger dissipated in his kiss. His kiss was so sweet and passionate, which made her feel cared and cared about.

She also loosened her fist, wrapped her arms around his shoulders, and opened her red lips in response.

She could feel the warmth of his body through the clothes. You can smell his man's scent, and you can taste the faint sweetness that he drank just now, which belongs to the happy water of the fat house.