Imperfect Entertainer

Can yoga work? I've been practicing it for so long.

Can fishing for three days and drying the net for two days be practice?

You have only been fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, I...I...

Practice three or four times a month? Lazy dog, don't force me to expose you.

Shen Lu exploded immediately when she was hit by the rumor, Ah! Ye Zhi, don't go too far, let me tell you, be careful when I beat you, you can't beat me.

Everyone is a civilized person, can you talk about your quality?

You can't beat me.

Can you stop beating people at every turn, this is the 21st century, okay?

You can't beat me.

Lulu, we are all highly educated people, we can't do this.

You can't beat me.

...

Well, Ye Zhi stopped talking, he decided not to do the self-defeating thing, Shen Lu's force value, he still has a rough assessment in his heart, although he himself has learned some fighting skills and so on , but it's about to start a fight...

Maybe she will be abused with one hand.

Unless he uses the overclocking mode and carefully analyzes every movement of her, there is no hope of winning.

but……

Turning on overclocking to beat his wife, Ye Zhiguang felt ashamed just thinking about it.

On the first day of the Spring Festival, Ye Zhi chooses to rest at home. Occasionally, he will take care of some company business. If not, he will quietly help his parents with some housework at home. After finishing the housework, he will read a book and tease the dog.

Pudding is really sticky to him when Xixi is not around.

And Shen Lu...

She is still playing Eating Chicken without repentance. Now she has given up the glory of the king and is completely addicted to eating chicken. Every time Eating Chicken she will broadcast live broadcasts. He is more dedicated than other professional game anchors.

But dedication is dedication,

The dishes are the dishes.

Her level has not improved because of her professionalism. Although she has improved a bit compared to before, she is still so good at playing, and even Shen Lu herself doesn't understand why she can always find eating chicken ' some very inexplicable ways of dying.

for example?

Others ride motorcycles downhill, and when they reach the bottom of the slope, they turn over handsomely and get off the motorcycle.

Shen Lu rode a motorcycle downhill, and when she got to the bottom of the slope, she turned over at the wrong angle and broke herself.

Others hid in the toilet with guns in their hands, and as soon as someone appeared, they rushed out and confronted the guns handsomely.

Shen Lu also imitated others to hide in the toilet, holding a gun in her hand, and when someone... No, the person hadn't appeared yet, she only saw a grenade fell in the toilet, and then she got cold, not just cold , this chicken eating is really realistic, and the corpse is covered with feces.

The form of death is called heroic.

Shen Lu is so heroic that she has the heart to retreat, but the people in the live broadcast room are still watching quite happily.

66666, the sexiest death in history, I don't know what to say anymore.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up, Lulu, you'd better spend some money to buy a hang up.

Hahahahaha, I can't hold it anymore, I can't hold it anymore, this Lulu is poisonous, right? The brother who threw the grenade, I just want to say...you did a damn good job, you're really full of shit.

Lulu, let me advise you to be kind, what good will it do you to laugh at me to death?

Goddess Lulu, do you want to inherit my Ant Huabei? My Ant Huabei is negative.

It's a pity that the little girl is so beautiful, but she is such a mentally handicapped~~~

Lulu, hurry up and publish a book. The title of the book is: One Hundred Ways to Die with Chicken in Lulu Sauce.

Fantastic duck skin, I really want to know how she does it.

The most frightening thing is not the strange way of death. Do you know what the most frightening thing is? The most frightening thing is that even after that, Lulu didn't give up eating chicken. She is the most persistent female chicken-eating player I've ever seen. , hahahaha~~~

Shen Lu looked really, really wronged at these bullet screens, so she used her nirvana, Damn! Damn! Everyone bullies me, you all bully me. Pig~~~head~~~ I was bullied , take me in double row.

Ye Zhi's voice came from outside, I'm not free at the moment, wait for a while.

What are you doing? How long?

Teasing the dog.

Your wife has been bullied, are you still in the mood to tease a dog?!

You found it yourself, Pudding, don't you think so?

Aww~~~

Shen Lu came to the living room with a camera for live broadcast. Just when she was about to puff up her face to pretend to be angry, she found that Ye Zhi was feeding the pudding. When she saw what he was eating, Shen Lu felt that she had fallen out of favor. illusion.

This dog eats better than her!

The exquisite arrangement and the appetizing color make her hungry.

Ye Zhi teased the dog with yogurt, and didn't notice Shen Lu's expression, otherwise he must have started to sour her, Did you eat the chicken?

No, it's too difficult!

Don't talk about this, but when you talk about Shen Lu, you will be angry, Why is it so easy for you and Xinxin, but it is so difficult for me, I feel that this game must be aimed at me, I am not convinced, pig head, you say I am Are you cursed?

Curse does not exist, you may just be... the ultimate invincible dish.

Take me in double row!

Wait until pudding finishes drinking this bottle of yogurt.

Shen Lu sat down next to Ye Zhi and said coquettishly, I'm hungry~~~

No, you still want to eat after lunch? What are you thinking about all day long? Why do you eat, drink, or play games all day long? Ye Zhi said, patting Shen Lu's face lightly. the back of the head.

At this moment, Han Xia suddenly appeared with a straw in his mouth, Stop beating, I suspect that the man-in-law was beaten stupidly by you.

Ye Zhi was also very righteous, My daughter-in-law does not beat her.

Shen Lu turned her head and looked at him blankly, while Han Xia continued to say, What kind?

Just, that's it for now.

As he spoke, he continued to shoot, exactly the same as he usually does when he shoots pudding.

Han Xia still looked 'very angry', Don't hit me, my IQ is not high in the first place, so I beat you up.

Ye Zhili made two consecutive blows outright, Who said that? My wife doesn't have an IQ at all.

? ? ?

Shen Lu was still watching Han Xia nodding and was about to praise him for his conscience, when she heard this, she quickly turned her head to look at Ye Zhi again.

If you don't fight, maybe people's IQ will come back? After that, your piapia keeps beating people, and they are all gone.

What the hell can IQ come back? Can you come back if you can, can you come back if you don't? I won't allow you to talk about my wife again!

I said what happened to your wife?

You said there is nothing in my wife's head. Ye Zhi said while hugging Shen Lu's head, My wife's head, it's the first time that it jingle...