Imperfect Entertainer

Goddess Lulu's food is delicious, I want to eat it too, can my sister give me a piece? I love you~~~ I love you~~~

I just want to know, how did she do that trick just now? You don't eat the chicken wings with your hands, but spit out the bones? This is a god, I am a Buddha, if I didn't see it with my own eyes, someone told me, I must Call him crazy.

What kind of god is this...? The live adaptation still rhymes like this, I... Buddha.

Ye Shen is still domineering. Just after teasing Lulu, he came up with such a lyric. It's amazing, amazing.

What hatred? If my boyfriend sings this to me, I will definitely give him a hammer, but when I think about it carefully, I don't seem to have a boyfriend, woo woo woo woo.

Yezi, woo woo woo, don't you want me and the child in my belly?

Upstairs, how many catties? White ones, red ones? Would you like some hard food?

No, she and Ye Zi's child...maybe she watched Ye Zi's live broadcast and then ate it. It will be fine when she digests it.

Pfft~~~Banmaku talents come forth in large numbers.

...

Ye Zhi and Shen Lu wiped out all the fried chicken and pizza.

These two goods were not enough, Ye Zhi even risked being beaten to death, ran to the refrigerator and took out a popsicle, and stuffed the whole popsicle into his mouth. It's cool...

As soon as Ye Zhi was cold, Shen Lu soon followed suit.

why?

Dare to kill my husband! You wait for me, you are too arrogant, let me tell you, I will smash you now!

The momentum is 120 points!

strength……

In the next second, she was 'jumped' to death from behind, Ah, what's the matter, what kind of hot chicken game is this, I'm just shooting someone, and you fuck me from behind, Can you have some professional ethics!

You, you are still so good.

Ah! I'm avenging you! You're still pissing me off.

I'm just being honest.

Can you stop being so honest?!

Lulu, you are so beautiful today.

Why are you saying this when I tell you not to be so honest, big pig's hooves!

Ye Zhi took out the half-eaten popsicle and stuffed it into Shen Lu's mouth, I know, this time it can only be said that the gun is too bad to show your strength.

That is!

If this can replace you with a small water gun, you can BiuBiuBiu laugh your opponent to death.

...

Shen Lu spent almost ten seconds thinking about whether this sentence had any deep meaning.

Then……

She was sure that this was a sarcasm without any impurities.

I'm fighting with you!

Let's talk about it after the ice cream is finished. You can't eat chicken anyway, so what's the point?

Hmph! Are you looking down on me?!

No no.

Believe it or not, I can eat chicken today without relying on you? Shen Lu said this with great ambition.

However, Ye Zhi didn't believe it at all, his expression said it all.

Shen Lu flicked the mouse fiercely, and then started the game, Don't you believe me? Just wait for me, and I tell you, I, Shen Lulu, am a dick today, I am sure! I will take you to lie down and let you see me It's amazing!

However……

She had just hit the ground when she was hit by a gun.

Then she panicked in an instant, and hurried to Ye Zhi's direction, the one who walked was coquettish, and shouted, Yezi! Yezi! Hurry up, hurry up, save me, save me!

Didn't you just say that you won by lying down with me?

I don't have a gun. If I had a gun, he would be dead! I tell you!

Ye Zhi directly beat the person to death, and then gave the gun to Shen Lu. However, her skills will not change because she got the gun. , and even the number of people has a great advantage, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what do you think of me begging for mercy?

It's okay to beg for mercy.

Should I beg for mercy? Hello~~~ Boss, Boss, I'm a girl, can you let me go?

Ye Zhi: Who knows if you are a voice changer master?

Shut up! Shen Lu quickly switched back to a very gentle voice, Just let us live longer? How about it?

no response.

Shen Lu asked cautiously, Hello?

As a result, a young lady's voice came, You can just search for yours, and leave me alone.

Is she letting us go?

That's necessary. I've reached an agreement with my young lady... Oh my god, someone is pulling away a little bit, and they're going to come over recklessly.

It's time for you to behave, Lulu! Keep begging for mercy.

No, I'm afraid that others won't give me a chance... I heard footsteps, wait for me, let me try it. Hey, friend, hello, can you let us go? Can you let us go? Little brother~~~Miss sister~~~ okay?

Hey?

Hey, hey, hello, hey, big brother.

Then, the elder brother threw a bunch of equipment on the ground and put it in front of Shen Lu, Woooo~~~ You are so polite, thank you, thank you, come over to Ye Zi, this elder brother will not only not kill us, but also return it to us. Equipment, wow...

Is this serious?

Yes, my God! Wow~~~ That's great, these people, hey, can I give you a backpack? Brother, it can't fit.

Ye Zhi was speechless: Are you serious?

Of course!

No, just after I finished speaking, the elder brother really gave me a backpack just now, Listen to your voice...it's a bit like Lulu, don't worry, I'll give you the backpack, if you are Lulu, can you let Ye Zi Sing me a song?

Yes, yes, no problem, hurry up, Sao Pig.

???

hurry up!

Ye Zhi was quite speechless at the moment, Shen Lu's operation really made him pissed off, with a gun in his hand, he didn't know what to say. Enough beer.

Hurry up! Do you still want to lie down and win?

This kind of lying win... I don't want to.

If you don't sing, I'll beat you up.

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Finally, Ye Zhi still sang. This little brother should be Shen Lu's water friend. He knew everything when he cut out to watch Shen Lu's live broadcast. He was very excited, but he didn't show it.

Until Ye Zhi sang a song.

Only then did he feel that this deity is worthy of being the deity!

In the past, when playing games, I met many people who intentionally imitated Ye Zhi's voice. Some of them were really similar, but as long as they sang, they immediately lost their skills. Ye Zhi's songs are not so easy to sing.

But this time.

Even some sound conversions are handled perfectly, almost like playing a CD, and this ability is second to none.

Ye Shen Beer!