Imperfect Entertainer

mission plan? What the hell?

You don't even read your email?

Not long after I joined the company, you arranged for me to join the team. Where can I check my mailbox when I have time?

The sorrow of a newcomer in the workplace... But it's okay, there are mistakes, I'll go there when it's finished, it's hard work. Ye Zhi took out a mooncake from his pocket as he said, This mooncake will be your reward. hard work.

On a!

What else? Add this one, and you've eaten a whole box.

Give me more.

Gone.

Just when the two were about to fight, Shen Lu came out of the room. Judging from her expression, she was very angry now, very angry, Idiot! Did you put those boxes of mooncakes on me? !I can't kill you,

Ye Zhi replied without turning his head, It's me.

Wang Xinze had no expression on his face, You can really do it.

Ye Zhi did not agree, and began to analyze with reason, As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place, don't you think it would be good to put the treasure next to the dragon? Do you dare to grab it? ?

Don't dare...but you have to figure out one thing, you are talking about a giant dragon, not a female tyrannosaurus.

Why can't I become a dragon knight?

There are dragon knights, but that's not a female tyrannosaurus. Anyway, I think you must be the one who was slaughtered...

Shen Lulu walked forward step by step with 'heavy' steps, with the breath of 'death' in her eyes, What are you two muttering about? Are you speaking ill of me?!

Wang Xinze swallowed secretly, Take care.

Ye Zhi turned around with a very stiff neck, and at this moment, Shen Lu was already standing behind him, with her arms around her shoulders, one foot directly stepped on Ye Zhi's foot, and then the other also stepped on Ye Zhi the other foot, and asked coldly, Tell me, how do you want to die?

Can I say I don't want to die?

What do you say?

Obviously,

This is getting up gas.

And it's not small, Ye Zhi directly pressed on it, Shen Lu lost her balance, just when she panicked and thought she was about to fall to the ground, Ye Zhi just turned around and hugged her, He fell heavily to the ground.

but……

Unlike Shen Lu who was unprepared, although Ye Zhi landed on the ground, he found the angle very well, and the floor was originally a wooden floor covered with soft cushions, so it didn't hurt. He gave her a hug that he couldn't refuse, And kissed her lightly on the lips.

Ah! You're going to scare me to death!

Aren't you scared to death yet?

That's about the same, okay?!

Anyway, you're going to kill me, scare you to death, and I've got nothing to lose.

Humph!

If Ye Zhi were to say how to use one sentence to judge whether a girl has really calmed down, then it must be Shen Lu's nasal 'hum' just now, Hmm~~~ My mouth has a taste, Shen Lulu you What did you have for lunch?

Scallion Pancake.

horrible.

He said 'terrible' on his mouth, but he gently covered her tender red lips, and kissed her passionately, Shen Lu pushed him away with her trembling hands, Ye Zhi screamed when she pushed , Oh, my waist is broken...

Can you pretend to be a little reasonable?

Broken leg.

You... are you touching porcelain now?

certainly.

Ye Zhi's calm voice rang in her ears, enveloping her like velvet, his eyes bathed her whole body like warm blue sea water, in an instant, Shen Lu's knees became limp Weak, not even the strength to get up from him.

No, a kiss won't hurt.

don't want.

Kiss~~~

Don't act like a baby, big man, it's disgusting.

Then will you kiss me? If you don't kiss me, I won't let you go.

This guy……

Wang Xinze couldn't stand it any longer, although he and Wang Jianing were also very tired, but compared to these two guys, it was really too far behind, Shen Lu leaned down and pecked lightly on his lips .

Give me some strength, please, I don't feel anything at all.

Shen Lu was really defeated by this shameless guy, but he didn't realize it at all, pointing to his lips, Hurry up, hurry up.

In desperation, she had no choice but to press her lips on his lips again. She just wanted to pretend to kiss, but she didn't expect that she was like a demon, and she couldn't bear to leave his warm lips. Ye Zhi also took advantage of the situation to grab her lips. Watery and tender rose lips...

Wang Xinze gave Ye Zhi a look that seemed to say: Ye Zi, you are indeed an old driver!

Ye Zhi also responded with his eyes, Simple as me, how could I be an old driver, don't mess around, I will sue you for defamation.

Get up quickly, Xixi has been staring at you for a long time.

No, the small head of Xixi's figure poked out from behind Wang Xinze, and she 'blocked' her eyes with her hands that couldn't be bigger than her fingers, It's okay, it's okay, I didn't see anything.

What didn't you see?

I didn't see Ye Zhi kissing sister Lulu.

You can't see a ghost.

Ye Zhi, a little girl who is as big as a kid, helped Shen Lu up, and pinched Xixi's cheek, Why did you come back so early today?

Xixi was not very happy to grab Ye Zhi's hand, trying to make him let go, but unfortunately, Ye Zhi couldn't let go, The teacher said that I have basically finished all the high school physics courses, let me go to other courses suject.

Wang Xinze was shocked, omg, high school physics! Isn't Xixi ten years younger than you?

Happy birthday, so I'm eleven years old.

Eleven years old……

This is another lifelike little monster.

Eleven years old, you haven't even entered junior high school yet, you fucking finished high school physics? !

Then let's go to mathematics next. You have memorized the texts in Chinese, right? You can just read the reference materials yourself. The teacher can't teach too many things. How is your English learning?

It's okay, I don't even need subtitles when I watch Iron Man.

Good, keep working hard.

Xixi was very satisfied with her brother's praise, but she felt that the learning progress seemed a little too fast, Ye Zhi, do you think I should skip a grade? I think the things the teacher is teaching are too simple now. .”

It's not necessary... But if you think you can, I'll see if I can show you the high school Mathematical Olympiad.

I have also attended the high school Mathematical Olympiad class. The teacher speaks too slowly. You should teach me.

Okay, from now on, you will do the Olympiad questions for half an hour every day, and I will explain to you...

Listening to the conversation between the two brothers and sisters, the worldviews of Wang Xinze and Shen Lu, two 'normal people', are about to collapse. Ye Zhi is a monster, and his sister is also a monster. /14_14004/