Imperfect Entertainer

Regarding Shen Lu's IQ, this question has always been a mystery.

As long as she doesn't touch games, she is very smart no matter what she does, but as long as she plays games, she is a dish, the kind of dish that can't be eaten anymore, she can even sing well, but the game is not good.

Many people even thought she was acting.

but……

Anyone who has watched her live broadcast knows that she is not acting, it is real.

The dishes are extremely authentic!

This kind of thing cannot be acted out. If you really want to perform it in front of so many people, but no one can see it, then there is something about this acting skill.

Guapilu is okay, official complaints are the deadliest, haha, even Ye Zi despises it.

I don't mind being like me, Goddess Lulu, are you considering a spare tire? I recommend myself.

The young man looks pretty ugly, but he thinks beautifully. Don't you know that our Goddess Lulu is still a stock god? It's been on the news a few days ago. I made 200 million from stock trading, and I bought a house directly at Tomson Yipin. That's a pride.

Nani? Isn't that Ye Zi's money? Lulu earned it herself?

It's about the same. During the live broadcast, she also mentioned that she bought a lot of stocks. If she hadn't persuaded us to stop, it is estimated that many people have suffered a lot. Fortunately, they left in time, otherwise it is really true now. It’s all in it.”

Are you really listening to her? Are you not afraid of losing money?

No, I heard God Ye.

Beer... But to be honest, anyone with a little sense can see that the current stock market is completely cutting leeks. It doesn't care about the life and death of your stockholders. Now you can't cut your flesh if you want to.

Oh, don't mention it, I'm still in it now. The national team and everything are all scams. I want to die already.

Anyway, I'm already at a loss, so let's just stay in it and wait for the next wave of rise to see if I can run. I don't dare to believe in any national team anymore. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my money... ...

Seeing the sea of ​​green in this stock market, I feel very happy in my heart. After all, I didn't go in.

Ha ha ha ha.

Excessive! But... Thinking about it, Ye Shen is really sensible. When the stock market is booming, he let Lulu quit. Sigh~~~ Although he is not very old, he is still a big boss after all.

Well, although Ye Shen is considered to be very conscientious, he is still a big boss who plays with capital after all. Although he may not participate in it himself, he is quite clear about the movements of these capitals, and he probably already guessed that this is the case. I'm cutting leeks.

Many of Shen Lu's previous water friends sold under her persuasion. Those who did not sell were really desperate.

It is estimated that there will be no three or four years when it will not come out.

It can only be used as a deposit, and this deposit may not be able to come back. If you invest in some relatively small listed companies, it is possible that they will suddenly go bankrupt one day.

It has to be said that this time, the stockholders were indeed cheated.

But most people are actually more concerned about Shen Lu's dudu, which is really too coquettish. With her soft girly voice, she sang such a song, and she was soon crowned a music genius. name.

It can be said that it is a creative genius.

Another good song was ruined by my family Lulu, it's okay.

Guapi, I can't get out anymore, this song is poisonous!

finally……

The next day, as long as there are videos about sand sculptures on Douyin, seven or eight out of ten are dubbed by Shen Lu's video. It can be said to be very popular. Many official Douyin accounts are used.

This is more embarrassing.

Ye Zhibai scrolled through TikTok boredly, Now the whole world knows you're a rookie.

What the hell! And... Shen Lu glanced at Ye Zhi's phone, then frowned, and asked, What do you mean, you have such a beautiful girlfriend, and you still use TikTok to see Miss Sister?

is it not OK?

You'd better think carefully before asking.

Yeah, I'm looking at how different these girls are from my girlfriend.

Really?

Of course, because these young ladies have normal IQs, at least they can't sing this song.

Ye Zhi!

Do you want to fight early in the morning?!

I just finished exercising, and I'm sweating... By the way, the melon rind lemon candy just asked me if I want to order. These girls seem to be short of money recently. I didn't reply when I was running just now. Do you want to order her? ?”

Come on, take care of Tangtang's business, anyway, you are not short of this little money, and she doesn't have a boyfriend, and her main business is to play with her. Isn't it normal to be short of money?

???

What kind of logic is this?

Do you girls treat your boyfriend as a cash machine?

My boyfriend once used me as a cash machine.

That's all in the past.

However... I, Shen Lulu, can't forget until now, that stinky and shameless blue man who took my meal card to pay for two meals, and then called me to eat.

Don't care about such details, okay, you're having a good time now, aren't you?

Hehe~~~ I only know about work and work all day long, but I don't know how to spend time with me. What should I do? I'd rather you come to rub my meal card every day like a university.

Your meal card has been recycled...and I really can't be free now.

You just found something for yourself. I haven't seen a few bosses who can work as hard as you do, you idiot.

...

Today Ye Zhi decided to take Shen Lu to practice as a hero. First of all, he positioned her as a support.

At the very least, this is a role that is relatively difficult to blame.

In order to practice Shen Lu's skills, Ye Zhi directly ordered three young ladies who are more caring to play with her. They are all platinum and above in the alliance. The four big guys accompany her to play the bronze game, which is still very comfortable.

Ye Zhi: By the way, have you bought the new Guanghui skin?

Tao Fafa: I have no money to buy.

What the hell, your order is almost the same, just drink two cups of milk tea.

Yezi, do you know why we girls are poor?

do not know.

Tao Fafa: Because we need to buy shampoo, conditioner, facial cleanser, toner, essence water, facial cleanser, anti-wrinkle milk, exfoliating cream, day cream, night cream, moisturizing lotion, shower gel, body milk, mask...

Lemon Drops: We also need to buy perfume, eye cream, lotion, makeup remover, concealer, lipstick, foundation, sunscreen, primer, spot lightening essence, BB cream.

Shen Lu: Backpacks, shoulder bags, handbags, messenger bags, cosmetic bags, wallets, etc., etc.

Lemon Candy: I still need to buy clothes, short sleeves, shirts, coats, skirts, jeans, slacks...