Imperfect Entertainer

But……

Where to hold the ultimate bachelors night party has become a problem.

Daming asked Shen Lu about this 'local snake', but she didn't know, so she directly asked Ye Zhi for advice.

When Ye Zhi heard the news, he was instantly speechless, What melon skin? Student Shen Lulu, are you single now? Why do you want to join in the fun like others? Daming is the same, he is almost married and still single night...

That's why I want to get married.

Although the law and order around here is not bad, if there are no boys, it's best to find a relatively safe place to drive.

That's why I came to ask you.

I don't think there should be any place safer than my own home.

what?

Just open it in your house, the place is big enough.

But there is no wine, no stereo and DJ.

Ye Zhi pointed his thumb at himself, looking very proud, It's me, I leave these trivial matters to me.

There is a conspiracy!

Seeing that this guy actually offered to help, Shen Lu subconsciously felt that the matter was not simple, but she couldn't tell where the problem was, so she squinted her eyes, Is there any conspiracy with you guy? You don't want to take advantage of me. Why are you driving Part to do something bad?

How is it possible! That absolutely does not exist.

I can't trust you.

Don't say that, you hold a single party at home, we can hold a party outside.

Hehe, I knew it.

Is it a deal?

I do not.

...

Leave me alone at home, you go out and wander by yourself? How can there be such a good thing!

It just so happens that there is a DJ short, so you can make a guest appearance, Daming probably won't mind...

I mind.

Shen Lu didn't seem to have heard Ye Zhi's protest at all, But for a party, it won't be fun if there are fewer people, so I'd better call Xiaoqing and the others to come. By the way, I'll ask Sister Luoluo if she can come.

Hey! Shen Lulu, can you listen to me?

cannot.

Ye Zhi clenched his fists and hammered on the table in 'angry', I refuse to participate in your single party, you group of women, I am the only man, and I still want to be your DJ? Have you considered my feelings? ?

Do you really mind?

certainly.

Okay, then I'll go find a DJ outside and come back. Shen Lu was a little disappointed, I wanted to give you a chance to perform well in front of the ladies and sisters of IZ, but you didn't want it.

Ye Zhi remained silent for a long time, slowly raised his hand, made a gesture of pointing a gun, and aimed at Shen Lulu, Don't move! I now suspect that you are mentally retarded.

...

Just when he pointed at Shen Lu's temple, Ye Zhi's arm was completely caught, and he fell over his shoulder.

Ye Zhimei was lying on the ground happily, How can I perform well in front of those little scumbags? I already have a new love, and I will wait for a wave of all-Asian idol selections next year, tsk tsk tsk~~~ I really look forward to it just thinking about it. .”

You really know how to think, IZ, you just leave it alone, didn't you also pick it up at the beginning? You scumbag!

Ye Zhi sat up, was 'shocked', and then suddenly retorted solemnly, What are you talking about, why am I such a scumbag, the one who praised IZ is Ye Zhi, what does it have to do with Ye Zi?

? ? ?

Shen Lu was silent for a long time, Pig, you are a melon.

There is a problem with your logic. Since I am a pig, how can I be a melon?

You can have both at the same time.

No, I can not.

you can.

The moment Shen Lu's foot stepped on Ye Zhi's instep, he came to his senses, Okay, I can... In fact, the main reason is that there are not many melon skins in IZ who are obedient, and they are all skinny. If it’s going to die, Nana sauce is cuter.”

Hehe~~~ How can you be obedient?

Of course it's obedience,

Just like those girls in anime, they can do whatever they want.

What anime do you watch?

Hypnosis School, Home Guard and other masterpieces.

? ? ?

Shen Lu found out that she had known Ye Zhi for so long, but she still often couldn't keep up with this guy's thinking, and some weird names would always pop up in his mouth, which she had never heard of before. anime.

But in connection with Ye Zhi's wretched expression, she felt that it must not be a good thing.

Shen Lu narrowed her eyes and pointed at Ye Zhi, Say, Guapi, do you have plans for them?

What is an odd rabbit?

Don't change the subject, you know what I'm talking about. Seeing that Ye Zhi didn't speak, the famous detective Shen Lu solved the case directly, Hmph! Do you think I'm old now and want to find a young and beautiful little sister? !

emmmmm...it's really old, after all, she's an old woman in Bensan, so it's time to consider changing her.

ah!

Don't you just want to hear this? Even if I say no, you will refute me.

...

There's nothing wrong with it, but it's still uncomfortable to hear such words from your mouth. Shen Lu is like a deflated balloon, she has hardly ever won a fight.

However, Ye Zhi didn't seem to notice it and continued, But this IZ is actually not young, I think, the entertainment industry will definitely be the era after the balls, and next year, we should engage more young people. to run for office.

Egg queen? Are you not afraid of the death penalty?

young.

Next year will be 9102. After the first batch of balls, they are all 18 or 19 years old. The younger ones, 16 or 17 years old are almost ready to go on stage. Tsk tsk tsk, it's not me, just look at it The speed at which Xixi and the others develop is completely fine, think about it, next year it will be 9102, and a year later it will be 0202, don’t they think we are the same as we look at the post-60s?”

heartbroken...

It hurts so much!

You really are a big carrot.

Why are you so focused on seeing idols? Do you think you're going to marry a wife?

Now I'm curious what your view on choosing a mate is.

It's very simple, just find a foolish, yellow-faced woman who likes me, and you're done.

Am I stupid?! Damn it! I haven't reached the point of being a yellow-faced woman yet!

But I remembered what Ye Zhi said just now.

Shen Lu really feels that she is getting old. Thinking about it, the post-20s are about to be born, and the post-90s are indeed at the age of becoming parents. If you think about it this way, it is indeed a very heart-wrenching thing. thing.

Although I just graduated, my friends got married one after another.

Pig, will we get married next year?

What? You little broken shoe still want to find someone else.

Snapped!

With a slap on Ye Zhi's back, Speak well!

Otherwise? What do you think I should say?

I mean……

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