Imperfect Entertainer

Time is entirely at his disposal.

Ye Zhi, are you alright?

OK OK.

It's slow to die. You agreed to go out with me to play. Don't you know if your job is good all day long? You can't make money.

...

Ye Zhi couldn't laugh or cry when he was actually lectured by his sister.

A few days ago, I promised to accompany her to Disney for a walk on the weekend. She made preparations early, and she was really tortured by her classmates. She planned to introduce some of her best friends to Ye Zhi. .

Sister Lulu, are you alright?

I'm coming.

Sister Lulu, you have to dress up beautifully today, and let those little rascals give me peace of mind.

...

Xixi's female classmates don't mention how much they like Ye Zhi, and one of them even likes to have Ye Zhi's posters plastered all over her room at home, covering every corner of her ceiling, walls, and floors.

It was precisely because of her relationship that Xixi decided to introduce Ye Zhi to them.

As the saying goes, blocking is worse than sparse.

If she doesn't want to break up the relationship, then she can only shatter her illusions. Xixi's current thinking is that maybe she will give up after seeing Ye Zhi and experiencing the despair of a poisonous tongue. Shen Lu on the card is safer.

But……

After seeing Ye Zhi's handsome appearance today, Xixi felt a little unstable.

Ye Zhi.

what?

Can you dress ugly today?

why?

They're so perverted, I'm worried about your safety.

...

What kind of excuse is this?

Ye Zhi was very speechless, straightened his collar, Are you still worried that your brother and I will be dragged away by these little girls? It doesn't exist, and there is Lulu here, her fighting power One person can stand up to ten muscular men, that's not bad at all.

I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you said just now. What does it mean that I can beat ten muscular men by myself?! Explain to me.

Literally, why do you need to explain? Did you fail to learn Chinese well in elementary school? Go back and retake it.

Believe it or not, I won't accompany you today.

It's okay, don't panic, stay safe, at worst, I will be hijacked and become the husband of the village.

Shen Lu said harshly while putting on her shoes, Under the age of 14, start in three years, let's find out.

Ye Zhi rubbed his chin, like an old driver, with a faint gleam in his eyes, Lulu, don't you know? There is a popular saying on the Internet now: Three years of blood earning, the death penalty is not a loss. '.

...

I just want to be good now...kill you! Let you be a good person after reincarnation.

Is it so cruel?

Shen Lu clenched her fists,

With a wall thud, Ye Zhi was pressed against the wall of the elevator, You scum, you can say such things. You can handle a child the same age as your sister? Are you still human?

Xixi: I know this. As the saying goes, as long as you have money, your wife may still be in kindergarten.

Xixi! Why don't you...

Oh, sister, don't be serious. Ye Zhi is teasing you on purpose. The angrier you are, the happier he is.

Why expose me.

I really don't want to see the two of you continue to show off your affection, so hurry up and play a few more games when you go early.

All right.

The two brothers and sisters were talking on their own, but Shen Lu felt like she was a transparent person. She wanted to say something, but she didn't know what to say, so she could only vent her anger on someone.

finally……

In the case of unbearable.

Ye Zhi silently took out his mobile phone, Hey, is Ping An Insurance? Yes, I want to buy insurance. Can I apply for accident insurance when my girlfriend hurts me? Can't I? Well, forget it,

Next time I need to contact you again.

...

Shen Lu was so angry that she didn't say a word to Ye Zhi all the way until she reached the gate of Disney.

Several of Xixi's classmates have been waiting here for a while. Judging from their clothes, these children are indeed from very good families, and their clothes are better than Shen Lu's.

Of course, this also has something to do with Shen Lu not pursuing famous brands.

As for Ye Zhi...

What can be worn on him is already a famous brand.

What Xixi said is indeed correct, they are indeed his little fans, they have not approached yet, they have already started whispering excitedly from a long distance away, fortunately, their brains are still there, and they have not lost their excitement , The volume of speaking is still as low as possible.

It's him! That's great, Xixi is great, it's really Brother Ye Zi!

It's so handsome!

It's so handsome~~~ I'm going to suffocate!

He's coming, coming!

Ye Zhi gradually approached, and the few of them hurriedly took care of their clothes, trying to show their best in front of Ye Zhi, although their behavior was a bit naive.

What's more, Ye Zhi is still holding Shen Lu's hand at this moment.

Huahua, Xiaobai, Xiaohei, this time I kept my promise and brought my brother here.

As soon as Xixi finished speaking, she was pulled over by her little friend, Xixi! Why did you bring...she too.

You didn't tell me you couldn't take it.

Of course you don't take it with you. Do you still want me to be your sister-in-law?

I do not want.

No, you think.

No, I don't want to.

Oh~~~ Don't be like this, if I become your sister-in-law in the future, won't you be able to eat a lot of ice cream?

Sister Lulu will also buy it for me, and Ye Zhi won't let me eat more.

Xixi~~~ Don't do this.

Shen Lu could see through the thoughts of these little girls at a glance, she squeezed Ye Zhi's hand tightly angrily, and whispered in his ear, Pig, don't you think these kids are so childish.

It's so cute, it seems to let me see you when I was in high school.

As tall as you! I'm not that nympho.

It's almost the same. After all, I was not as handsome as I am now, so it's understandable.

narcissism!

Ye Zhi brushed his right hand over his hair on the right side, Lulu sauce, please look at the expressions of my little fans, take a good look, am I narcissistic? I'm just stating a fact.

Originally, Shen Lu wanted to say 'hehe', but...

Looking at the excited looks of these little sisters, I feel a little sour. This guy seems to have such a charm.

Then what are you going to do? So many cute little sisters like you.

Shen Lulu, are you stupid?

Why are you yelling at me again!

There are so many people who like me, do I have to think about what to do with each of them?

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