Imperfect Entertainer

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What?! What did you just say? Banhua?

Why do you seem surprised, I'm so cute, isn't Banhua normal?

Lu Qi had doubts in his eyes, You... this class flower is self-proclaimed. In this day and age, how can anyone choose a class flower? Opening Douyin is full of beautiful ladies, who is no better than you How much better are these little brats?

...

At first glance, you are self-proclaimed.

What! Your sister and I are also pursued by someone in class, okay, the super popular one!

Which blind boy is it? Such courage.

My sister was almost turned off by him, Huh! It's too much, I shouldn't talk to you! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

The little sister's temper seemed to really come up this time.

Lu Qi smiled instead, I'm helping you get used to the rhythm of talking to you God Ye, don't you want to see you God Ye? You don't know how poisonous my brother Zhi's mouth is. Let me tell you, I am less than one percent of him.

I know.

you know?

The little sister looked at her brother innocently, Yeah, I usually like to watch Sister Shen Lu's live broadcast, Ye Shen occasionally shows up in the live broadcast room... emmmmm, how should I put it, I almost always complain about her. Sister Shen Lu will be beaten up very badly this time.

Then you still like it?

Color is justice.

...

As handsome as God Ye, no matter how venomous his tongue is, he is still my male god. What's more, he is not only handsome, but good-looking, he is also so talented, he is good at reading, and he is also a domineering president... ...Hey~~~It's so handsome, I feel my little heart is pounding when I think about it, if I can let him call me by my name once, my whole life is worth it.

Sister Lu Qi held her cute little face, her expression insisted on being cute.

You... are real cow beer. I'm afraid there are not many nympho to your level.

Lu Qi didn't know what to say.

I feel like I don't know my sister after I haven't been home for a long time. In the past, I met Ye Zhi when I watched TV with him. At that time, she was not as exaggerated as she is now.

This... Now, they are almost Ye Zhi's fans.

Stop talking, brother, can you call milk tea around here, I want to drink milk tea.

No, your brother and I are in this state, you want me to make milk tea for you?

Is shouting milk tea physical work?

What kind of milk tea do you drink? Zhige has calculated the calories with me. A cup of 750ml milk tea contains 99g of sugar, which is equivalent to nearly 20 bags of sugar in a small bag of 5g white sugar in a normal restaurant. A can of Coke can Take 200ml as an example, the sugar content is about 20g, which is equivalent to the sugar content of 5 cans of cola, that is to say, drinking a cup of milk tea is equivalent to drinking five cups of fat house happy water.

God Ye is so knowledgeable!

This……

Is it the point?

After thinking for a while, the younger sister said, Well, according to this statement, one cup of milk tea is equal to five cups of Coke. If this is the case, the price does not seem to be too different. Let's drink milk tea.

Aren't you afraid of growing flesh?

Let's reduce it when it grows, anyway, milk tea must be drunk.

emmmmm...

...

What Lu Qi didn't know was that this theory was actually leaked from Shen Lu's live broadcast room. Ye Zhi had tried to prevent Shen Lu from drinking milk tea before, but it's a pity that Shen Lulu's sisters are not fuel-efficient lamps.

Moving out such a set of theories has convinced countless foodie women to continue eating and drinking.

body or something...

Wait until I finish eating and drinking!

And Ye Zhi is now watching dinner with his parents, and by the way complains about Shen Lu's work, although it seems a bit strange to say these things at the dinner table,

It's almost like this, you can adjust it yourself.

No, shouldn't my leader tell me about this kind of thing? You're doing it for me.

Your leader is on maternity leave.

what?

I'm going to let you take her place for a while.

All right.

Shen Lu understood why she was so miserable just now. The feeling is that Ye Zhi has higher expectations for her. No wonder what he said just now has seriously exceeded the scope of her work. .

But I just came in not long ago, let me take the lead of the class, other colleagues will mind.

As long as you have the ability, it doesn't matter if you mind.

Even if you have the ability, you will be gossiped about. It's not like you don't know.

Ye Zhi stared at her angrily, Then do you still want to do it?

Do!

Not to be envied is mediocrity.

If you don't even have someone who is jealous of you, then you really can't be regarded as a truly capable person. Shen Lu does have a talent for marketing, and she is also willing to do this. She seems to be born with a lot of talent in self-media. big advantage.

Compared with what she tried to learn from Ye Zhi before, these are more practical.

and……

It can also use what I learned from Ye Zhi before, which is very practical.

Okay, let's stop here for business, you two, eat quickly, the food is going to be cold.

Uh-huh!

at this time……

Father put down the mobile phone in his hand, which was reading headlines, Yezi, Lulu.

Um?

Your mother and I actually have something to discuss with you.

What's up?

When are you two going to have kids?

This……

It was embarrassing, Ye Zhi and Shen Lu looked at each other, secretly swallowed their saliva, the question that should have come is still here, Huh?

My mother also echoed, That's right, you two have been engaged for so long, it's time to get the certificate, it doesn't matter whether we put wine or not, anyway, we don't have any relatives in our family, and we don't have many friends, it's mainly up to you. .”

Mom, we are still young, don't worry.

Dad was obviously a little angry, Don't be in a hurry! Lulu has lived with you for so long, and now that she is old, she doesn't know how to give her a title. What are you kid talking about? !

Mom: That's right, if you two think it's troublesome to take care of your children, don't you have your parents? I'm retired now, and I don't have much to do, so I can help you take care of them.

Ye Zhi and Shen Lu glanced at each other, and what was supposed to come finally came.

In fact, it's not that they don't want to get married, it's that both of them have the idea of ​​marrying a child and never take contraceptive measures, but Shen Lu hasn't had any until now. It's okay if they are not married, but if they get married again

I'm afraid that the two elders are really going to suspect something.

What's more, there is a pre-marital medical examination, which is already a big difficulty. If the result comes out, it will definitely not be hidden. Just thinking about it is a headache.