In this life, we don’t even talk about love dogs

"Mom, stop fighting, really stop fighting!"

"Mom, don't fight, don't fight, it hurts."

"Hey, Mom, when did you get so strong..."

Before Ye Ge was ready, his mother came over to him with a broom on his back, and Ye Ge spurted out a mouthful of water.

As Ye Ge shouted, Song Yanxia kept patting him with a broom. When she realized it was her son, Song Yanxia stopped.

At this time, Ye Ge was already hiding on the sofa.

Song Yanxia turned on the light, looked at her son, and was stunned for a moment.

"No, why did your kid show up here so well?" Song Yanxia looked at her son in confusion.

Isn't this guy in Hangzhou? Why are you home all of a sudden?

"Mom, look at what you said. This is my home. What will happen if I go home? Can't I still go home?"

Ye Ge rubbed his shoulders, feeling that his whole body was not well, and his body was burning with pain.

Ye Ge can guarantee that his back will be bruised and bruised tomorrow.

Even after he told what happened to Su Mu and the others, he would be beaten again by his mother.

In other words, I only needed one spanking today, but in the end it ended up being two spanks?

"Mom, there's something I want to tell you." Ye Ge stood up and said to his mother.

And Ye Ge's tone sounded quite serious.

Listening to her son's serious tone, Song Yanxia had a bad feeling in her heart.

Song Yanxia hurriedly walked over and pulled her son to sit on the sofa.

Song Yanxia looked at her son and said earnestly: "Son, tell your mother the truth, did you do something stupid? You heard your mother say that if you do something bad, you must do it well. Surrender yourself and never run away in fear of crime!

Only by surrendering can one be treated leniently. The legal network is open to all and no leaks will be missed. You must understand this clearly! "

Listening to his mother urging him to surrender, Ye Ge's brows twitched a few times:

"Ah, no mom, why do you think something bad has happened to me as soon as I come back? Can't you hope for something good from me?"

Song Yanxia rolled her eyes at her son: "Why would you go home if you have something good to do? Tell the truth, have you really done something bad?

You tell your mother that you can rest assured, no matter what, you are her son, but you have to surrender, and you must start a new life, and your mother will wait for you to come out. "

Ye Ge's throat rolled and he wanted to say something, but found that he didn't know what to say.

Is this really my own mother? Could it be that I picked it out of the trash can when I was a child, or was it given to me with phone money?

I did do some bad things, but I didn't break the law. I just did some moral bad things, and I just stepped on many boats.

But how am I going to surrender? Should I go to the police station and tell my comrades that I have a lot of problems and arrest me?

I'm afraid the police comrades think I'm a lunatic.

"No mom, please listen to me first. Don't worry, your son and I have never broken the law. Your son and I have always been a good and law-abiding citizen. Moreover, your son and I have set up a foundation to do good deeds. You first Listen to what I say."

Ye Ge sighed and said to his mother.

"You really didn't do anything bad?" Song Yanxia looked at her son with disbelief.

Ye Ge solemnly nodded: "Really not! You have to believe in your son, me. Your son and I didn't even dare to catch a cockroach when I was a child!"

Song Yanxia breathed a sigh of relief: "Then if you didn't tell me earlier, you would have made your mother and me so worried!"

"I wanted to say it too, but you suddenly hit me with a few sticks and then said I had done something bad. What should I say..."

Ye Ge complained in his heart, but Ye Ge didn't say it out loud. Ye Ge felt that he had to say that business was more important.

"Mom, you must listen carefully to what I am going to say next, and then calm down. After I finish speaking, you can express your opinion."

Ye Ge looked at his mother seriously.

"Okay, okay, you have something important to do. Is it possible that you are getting married?"

Su Yanxia drank a glass of water and wanted to see what her son was going to do.

But let’s not talk about it yet, Song Yanxia just said it casually, and the idea in her mind is getting bigger and bigger.

Could it be that this boy really had already decided who he wanted to marry, so he came back to tell him this?

"Are you really going to get married?"

Song Yanxia sat upright immediately.

"Who is the other party? Do I know him? Let me tell you, you know who the daughters-in-law I approve of are. If they are others, you have to bring them over and let me take a look. It must be Let me strictly control your situation, otherwise I won’t give you your household registration book!”

"No! It's really not a marriage!" Ye Ge felt a little tired.

"Mom, let me tell you the truth. You must be mentally prepared. Don't worry, it's definitely not something illegal, and it's not that I'm going to get married. But, just this matter may be harmful to you. It’s a bit exciting.”

Ye Ge looked at his mother seriously, while Song Yanxia had another suspicion in her mind when her son looked at her with such serious eyes.

Song Yanxia held her son's hand, her eyes swaying: "Son, tell the truth, are you sick? Don't scare mom!"

"No, where are you thinking? Mom, please stop guessing. Didn't I just say it? You listen to me first. After I finish speaking, won't you know?"

Ye Ge was really speechless. Why did his mother have such a rich imagination?

"Okay, then you say it." As long as his son does nothing illegal and is in good health, there will be no problem.

As for whether to get married or not, logically speaking, this kid is currently ambitious and should not think about getting married.

Ye Ge was silent for a moment. When you want to speak, even though you have organized the words in your heart, you don't know how to speak now. It seems that no matter how you speak, it is wrong.

"Mom, what do you think of these two girls, Su Mu and Su Yue?" Ye Ge asked his mother. Song Yanxia looked into her son's eyes and wondered if it was her son who had to choose between the two sisters, right?

My son was very confused and didn't know what to choose, so he asked himself.

Song Yanxia also fell into silence, because in Song Yanxia's opinion, Su Mu and Su Yue were two very good girls, and she liked them both very much.

If I could only choose one, I would be really entangled, and what I said might very well interfere with my son's choice, or even affect the happiness of the two girls.

"Son, whether it's Su Mu or Su Yue, I like them very much. They are both very good girls.

So I don’t know who to choose, your mother.

But no matter who you choose, you have to be nice to her.

Otherwise, Mom, I will never let you go! "Song Yanxia spoke seriously to her son.

"..." Ye Ge knew that his mother was thinking wrongly again, but it didn't matter, just think wrongly first.

I don’t want to explain myself anymore, I’m just too tired.

"So what do you think of Zhang Yan and Ci Ci?" Ye Ge asked again.

Song Yanxia thought about it again: "I also like CiCi and cigarettes very much. First of all, I have seen CiCi since I was a child. The relationship between our two families is also very good. If you two are together, then Mom, I will Very much agree.

As for cigarettes, although my mother doesn’t know much about Ziyan and the time we have spent together is relatively short, I still have a very good impression of cigarettes.

And I don’t know why, Mom, I feel an inexplicable sense of familiarity when I see cigarettes.

It's just that if you want to be with Zhan Yan, my mother will definitely agree with it, but you have to think about it carefully, because Zhan Yan has a tougher character.

As for you, this kid, you have the kind of personality that accepts soft things but not hard words. If you are with Zi Yan, it's not that it's not suitable, but you have to change your personality a little bit. "

Listening to his mother's words, Ye Ge looked at his mother in surprise.

Ye Ge didn't expect that his mother could see so clearly.

Ye Ge carefully observed his mother's expression, and then said: "Mom, let me ask you something. Since you like these girls very much, what if all these girls are your sons?" Wife, how are you?"

"What are you talking about?" Song Yanxia looked at her son's expression as if he were looking at a fool.

Those girls are my daughters-in-law. How many kilograms of alcohol do you have to drink to be able to dream about this?

"Boy, let's not talk about whether you, a kid, have this ability. Even if you have this ability, so what, will they agree to you?

That's definitely impossible. You kid, it's better to stop daydreaming and choose one carefully as soon as possible.

And don’t look at the fact that you are still young now. Life goes by in the blink of an eye. You will be 30 years old in a few years. How about that? Don’t you want to get married even when you are 30? "

"Mom, whether you want to get married or not is another matter. We will discuss it later." In Ye Ge's opinion, it is impossible for him to get married in his life. "What we are discussing now is about the number of your daughters-in-law."

"Mom, you can't say that, your son is still very good.

Forget it, let's not talk about it for now. Let's get back to the topic. Let's ask mom first. If this happens, how many daughters-in-law will you really have? Can you accept it? "Ye Ge said to his mother, to test his mother's tone first.

Song Yanxia rolled her eyes at her son: "Then let me tell you the truth. If it is really them who are with you, then I will definitely accept it. Do you, the only kid, have this ability? No."

In fact, whether Song Yanxia accepts it or not is just random talk. In Song Yanxia's heart, she doesn't feel that these girls are with her son at all.

What, is his son some kind of chief? Or is he the emperor of some tribe?

His own son only has a few bad money, but Su Mu and Su Yue are also rich, especially cigarettes and their family is even richer.

Besides, even if they don't have any money at home, they don't look like the kind of people who just stick to money when they see it.

"Mom, since you said so, there is one thing I really want to say. Don't be angry after I say it."

Ye Ge gave his mother the final vaccination.

"Hurry up and say it. It's been so long and you still haven't said anything. If you don't tell me, I'm going to go to bed." Song Yanxia started to feel a little anxious. How could this kid keep trying to hide herself?

"Then let me tell you directly, mom. In fact, Guo Xue, Su Mu and Zhan Yan are all pregnant, and they are all mine."

"What are you talking about?"

Song Yanxia stood up suddenly, feeling her head buzzing. What did her son just say?

Su Mu Guoxue still had cigarettes. All three of them were pregnant, and they were all his.

Su Yanxia's mind went blank and she couldn't turn around for a while. Even Su Yanxia had a feeling of being out of body.

"I said Su Mu Guoxue and Zhan Yan are all pregnant. Mom, are you okay? Mom, can you tell me something?"

Ye Ge waved his hand in front of Song Yanxia.

What's going on with my mother? Could it be that he was frightened stupidly?

"You kid! Me! I won't beat you to death! Look what good things you have done!"

Suddenly, Song Yanxia sat up from the sofa.

Song Yanxia was so angry that she picked up the broom on the ground and hit her son on the body.

Ye Ge was already prepared and quickly jumped away.

"You kid, how dare you hide away? Look at what you've done, and you still have the nerve to hide away! Come here, I'll beat you to death!" Song Yanxia was so angry that her chest heaved violently.

"Mom, listen to me, this matter is indeed complicated, but I will definitely be responsible for them," Ye Ge said sincerely.

"Responsible? How can you be responsible? So many good girls have been sacrificed by you alone. Come here quickly, don't let me catch you. I'll beat you to death!" Song Yanxia felt a little dizzy. .

"Mom, you really can't say that!" How could Ye Ge be so helpless? "I will really be responsible for them, and they are all pregnant. You don't want the child to be without a father, right?"

"Let's not talk about this first. Come here quickly. I'm really going to beat you to death!"

Song Yanxia made up her mind. No matter what, she would beat her son tonight.

Oh my god, why did such a scumbag appear in our Ye family!