Investing in the Rebirth of the Empress, She Called Me Husband

"The painting is... pretty good?"

Shang Wu blinked and patted Li Mo's shoulder.

She didn't understand this aspect, but at a glance, it was indeed good.

"Yes."

Ying Bing nodded gently, with some surprise in her eyes.

You can tell it's her without drawing her face.

This means that the control of artistic conception and charm has reached the level of penetrating into the wood, and has the charm.

"It's just a trivial advantage."

Li Mo curled his lips.

He was not modest, but mainly had a sense of forcing.

This level of skill, but he poured sixty years of hard work!

However.

Seeing Ying Bing's eyes lingering on the painting for a long time, his expression was a little stunned.

Xiao Li's heart suddenly didn't hurt so much again.

"Why don't you draw your face?"

Shang Wu pointed to the blank face of the girl in the painting.

Li Mo said helplessly:

"This is my first portrait, and I wanted to draw a smiling face."

"And the composition of this painting is a brilliant scene in midsummer. If the character doesn't smile, it will destroy the overall artistic conception."

"It's just a smile..."

Shang Wu remembered before she finished speaking.

It seems that she has never seen Ying Bing smile.

Li Mo couldn't remember it either.

In his memory, Ying Bing rarely smiled, as often as the sun rose from the west.

Let alone seeing her smile.

He couldn't even imagine what Bing Tuozi would look like when she smiled.

"Xiao Bing'er, why don't you...try to smile?"

Shang Wu urged.

Ying Bing frowned slightly, lowered her eyes and pondered for a moment, feeling a little embarrassed.

However.

Who made her owe Li Mo a favor again.

Since she agreed to be his model until the painting was completed.

That can only be...

Ying Bing pulled up her jade-like lips, narrowed her eyes slightly, and tried to force a smile on her cold face.

"Hee..."

Is it beautiful?

Beautiful.

But...

"Hiss..."

Li Mo and Shang Wu leaned back slightly, and both felt a chill rushing to their heads.

This is a smile, but it is clearly a sneer!

It is clear and ruthless, like the bright moon looking down at the common people, and silently saying two words:

"Ants."

If you draw it like this, this painting is definitely 18+.

Minors will be scared out of their wits when they see it.

"What should I do..."

Li Mo pondered for a moment, and suddenly his eyes looked in the middle, and became cross-eyed (for details, please refer to Xiaopu's street portrait), and made a face.

"Puchi... Hahaha, you are stupid."

Shang Wu held her stomach and laughed.

"?"

Ying Bing frowned even more, not understanding what this confusing behavior was.

Li Mo reluctantly restored his expression to normal, and said seriously:

"It seems that it's time for me, the King of Jokes, to appear!"

"I will definitely make you laugh today!"

Qiu Shui Pavilion's Funny Challenge begins!

The first to come on stage is our beautiful teacher, contestant Shang Wu.

She was serious and ambitious, vowing to make Bing Tuozi laugh!

She was serious at first.

"There was a little butterfly, she was flying, and suddenly she was too hungry to fly...hahaha... then... then."

The joke was not finished yet.

She was almost out of breath from laughing.

"Then...she fell into the mud and was drowned by the mud, hahaha..."

Shang Wu held her stomach and laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe.

"?"

Li Mo and Ying Bing looked at each other.

Is this funny?

How is this funny?

"So Master, what's the funny part of your joke?" Li Mo asked.

"Starve to death of mud butterflies."

Shang Wu wiped her tears and said.

Li Mo: "..."

What a crappy pun.

Because contestant Shang Wu used a pun and was deducted points, judges Xiao Li and Bing Tuozi unanimously decided to disqualify her from the competition.

Okay.

The main reason is that Master's joke is as funny as shit. If the joke is longer, she will laugh herself to death before she finishes it.

Please welcome contestant No. 2, Xiao Li!

Li Mo decided to use his ultimate move:

"There is a person who farts very loudly. Guess why?"

"Why?"

Shang Wu shook her head.

Li Mo: "Because he wears bell-bottom pants."

"Hahaha..."

"Huh?"

Ying Bing tilted his head and looked at Shang Wu, who was shaking with laughter. He didn't quite understand.

Is this thing funny?

"You don't even laugh at this?"

Xiao Li is ready to win.

He still doesn't believe it!

......

Half an hour later.

Xiao Li's face was full of doubts about life.

The beautiful teacher's abdominal muscles are almost laughing, and shouted that he couldn't stand it anymore.

The question marks on Bingtuozi's head were increasing.

Li Mo's mouth was dry and he lost confidence.

He deeply doubted that Bingtuozi didn't have such a thing as a joke.

"I'm so stupid, really."

"Oh, give up, Xiao Bing'er may not like to laugh by nature, and the jokes you tell are really powerful, my dear apprentice."

Shang Wu took a breath and shook his head.

"Oh, how can I make her laugh?"

Li Mo searched his brains and poked the corners of his mouth with a brush.

Maybe he took the joke too seriously.

He didn't even notice that he held the brush upside down, and the end that was dipped in ink left a few ink marks on his handsome face.

"Puff..."

"Master, don't laugh at me."

Li Mo wiped the corners of his mouth unhappily, but the ink was rubbed out, and his face looked like Black Cat Sheriff.

"Huh?"

Shang Wu turned his face.

Seeing his current appearance, the smile that had just been suppressed burst out again, and the cheeks were held high but couldn't collapse.

"Geese, geese, geese, geese..."

Obviously, the master's laughter was different from the previous one.

"Huh?"

Li Mo was stunned and looked back.

There was still a trace of afterglow in the sunset, struggling not to sink.

This afterglow happened to shine on the girl, making her pair of ice-like eyes mixed with light and dark.

The hair brought up by the warm evening breeze blurred her face and slightly raised corners of her mouth.

But the new artist reflected in his eyes was so clear.

Li Mo suddenly felt a little bit unable to feel the passage of time, as if time had stopped.

The world-famous painting was right in front of him at this moment.

"What are you painting? You're just standing there."

Shang Wu patted his shoulder.

"Ahh."

Li Mo quickly came back to his senses.

Concentrating his attention, he picked up the brush and embellished the blank face of the girl on the scroll with a beautiful smile.

I don't know why.

After these few strokes, he felt his mind was empty and fatigue surged in his heart.

"Is it done? Is it done?"

Shang Wu leaned her head closer.

"Is this... me?"

Ying Bing also looked at it steadily.

The girl in the painting made her feel strange and familiar.

Because even she herself couldn't remember what she looked like when she smiled.

However.

Under Li Mo's pen, a few strokes were natural and charming.

Cold and bright were perfectly mixed together by those few strokes.

This smile seemed eternal and lifelike, as if another her was standing quietly in front of her.

She looked at it in the moonlight, and an inexplicable emotion spread in her heart.

Rustle——

The evening breeze blew, and the leaves were rustled by the wind.