Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Chen Mu sighed again.

It was clear that the day's work had just begun, but he was already feeling tired.

Pointing to the hand pillow on the table, "Put your hand here and I will check your pulse."

Liu Zhuangshi obediently put his hand on the hand pillow. Just when Chen Mu's hand was about to touch Liu Zhuangshi, Liu Zhuangshi suddenly retracted his hand and picked up the phone.

Chen Mu: "Classmate, what's wrong?"

Liu Zhuangshi pointed in the direction of the computer and whispered to Chen Mu: "Dr. Chen, can you not write me a case for now? I'll buy insurance first..."

Chen Mu pointed to the camera behind him with a speechless expression, "Do you think, based on the traffic in the live broadcast room, any insurance company can't hear what you just said?"

Liu Zhuangshi was dumbfounded for a moment.

Chen Mu nodded on the table, "Liu Zhuangshi, why don't you look at this sick man?"

"Look!" Liu Zhuangshi lowered his head and put his hand on the pillow on the table with a bitter look on his face.

Chen Mu stretched out his hand to check for pulse.

after awhile.

Chen Mu retracted his hand and said, "Judging from your pulse, you are in good health."

Liu Zhuangshi frowned and looked at Chen Mu suspiciously: "Dr. Chen, are you sure? People's search engines can say..."

He hasn't finished speaking yet.

Chen Mu interrupted, "Classmate, from a medical point of view, you poop black..."

At this point, Chen Mu's tone paused.

After briefly organizing his words, he spoke again: "You know how to poop. Poop that is pitch black is not only something that can be pooped by people who are sick, but healthy people can poop too."

—

"Dr. Chen's expression is almost unbearable!"

"It's really hard for the school nurse. She may not have eaten in the morning, so she has to discuss with the patient what kind of poop the patient had in the morning."

"People who are eating breakfast at the breakfast restaurant are really going to vomit when they see the live broadcast!"

"This guy is also a god. He doesn't sleep in the dormitory at around four o'clock in the morning and observes the color of his daddy..."

"..."

—

"Ah?" After hearing Chen Mu's words, Liu Zhuangshi's mood briefly came out of his madness.

Some looked at Chen Mu with distrust, "Is it okay for healthy people?"

"Dr. Chen, are you sure?"

Chen Mu sighed again, "Please carefully recall what black things you ate yesterday."

"For example, mulberries, chocolate, Oreos..."

Chen Mu was only halfway through what he said when Liu Zhuangshi interrupted anxiously: "Oreos! Doctor Chen, I ate Oreos yesterday!"

While talking.

Liu Zhuangshi counted on his fingers, "Three packs! I probably ate three packs of Oreo biscuits!"

Chen Mu nodded, "Isn't that the truth? The reason why you poop black is because you ate Oreos and dyed them."

Hear this.

Su Bingbing no longer dislikes the topic of shit.

A pair of beautiful eyes, full of curiosity, "Dr. Chen, can shit like this be dyed?"

Chen Mu nodded solemnly, "There is indeed a saying that if you eat a lot of red dragon fruit, there is a certain probability that you can pull out pink daddy."

Su Bingbing said nothing, but her eyes could not hide the light of excitement.

—

"???"

"How scary! Such disgusting knowledge suddenly entered my brain?!"

"Why do I need to know how to pull pink daddy? Forget it, let me buy some red dragon fruit and try it?"

"Didn't anyone notice my wife's expression? Why do I feel like my wife is also a little excited?"

"Does my wife still have such a hobby? Wife, I have a dragon fruit orchard at home. As long as you marry me, the dragon fruit will be enough!"

"I heard the abacus upstairs in the toilet!"

"..."

—

"Shit actually dyes?" Although Liu Zhuangzhi's eyes were still full of disbelief, he thought Chen Mu's statement was a bit ridiculous.

But when Liu Zhuangshi saw the camera behind Chen Mu, he inexplicably chose to believe Chen Mu.

To know.

In this era of rapid development of the Internet, every word spoken by a slightly famous person is very likely to be interpreted word for word.

What if Dr. Chen really gave a wrong diagnosis during the live broadcast?

Popular science has wrong medical common sense.

It won't take an hour or two before netizens will pick it out.

"Thank you Dr. Chen for your popular science!"

"Goodbye Dr. Chen!"

Knowing that he was fine, Liu Zhuangshi happily prepared to leave.

I was even thinking in my mind whether I should go out and have a good breakfast to reward myself.

"etc!"

As soon as Liu Zhuangshi opened the door of the school doctor's office, he was stopped by Chen Mu.

When he turned around, he saw Chen Mu smiling and pointing to the monitoring page on the computer, "It's not yet five o'clock in the morning, and the dormitory building should not be open yet. You can explain to me how you got out of the dormitory building. ?"

When Chen Mu asked Huo Mengmeng earlier, the door to the school doctor's office was closed.

But this time is different.

The big brother who followed him had already predicted Chen Mu's behavior.

He has been following Liu Zhuangshi with his camera in his hand.

At the same time Chen Mu spoke.

The follow-up guy immediately moved the camera to the faces of the college students who were still queuing outside.

Successfully harvested a group of confused college students.

—

"Hahahaha!!! They are confused! I am happy!"

"You're laughing so hard. It's not even five o'clock in the morning yet, and at least most of the things at the door will be deducted credits!"

"It's very possible that I didn't get leave for military training and lost credits at the beginning of the semester. How pitiful! Hahaha!!!"

"Dr. Chen is so cruel. He attacks college students' credits right after the semester begins!"

"College students are so cruel, they make the school nurse work overtime when it's time to get off work!"

"..."

—

"I..." Liu Zhuangshi didn't expect that Chen Mu would have such a drama waiting for him.

He rolled his eyes in a panic, "I was downstairs in the dormitory and asked for leave from the dormitory aunt."

Chen Mu nodded: "Okay, I will ask your counselor to go to the dormitory manager to verify it later. Don't worry, your credits will not be deducted for asking for leave."

No credits will be deducted?

Liu Zhuangshi showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

Just as he was about to ask for mercy, he saw the camera next to him that was about to hit his face.

Smiling stiffly, he left the school doctor's office like a zombie.

Su Bingbing walked to the door of the school doctor's office consciously, "Next..."

The words are not finished yet.

Su Bingbing's expression suddenly became dull.

Chen Mu stood up, walked to Su Bingbing's side, and together they looked outside the door of the school doctor's office.

Just saw...

A group of college students covered their faces with clothes.

He hurriedly ran away from the door of the school doctor's office towards the playground.

There was only a somewhat familiar figure of Chen Mu, standing at the door of the school doctor's office, looking at Chen Mu with a bitter look on his face.

Su Bingbing stared at this familiar face with interest.

This person was the roommate who dragged Chen Mu along last night in an attempt to take advantage of Duan Ziyao's sprained ankle to issue a sick note for himself.

Chen Mu looked him up and down, "What's wrong with you?"

The boy smiled bitterly: "Dr. Chen, I said I also have a sprained foot. Do you believe it?"

While talking.

The boy pulled up his trousers, exposing his red and swollen ankles.

"Ouch!" Chen Mu looked at his injured part in amazement, "How come your feet are so sprained? Could it be that they are sprained from pooping too?"