Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

“A chicken, and a snail, final homework???”

After listening to what Chen Mu said.

He looked at Chen Mu stiffly, then took two steps closer, and the camera focused on the big rooster carrying the snail.

All of a sudden.

His mind was still a little confused, "A teacher from Haicheng University, do you have such an idea?"

This stuff.

Can it also be used as final homework? ? ?

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"Do you have any homework at the end of the term? After you go to college?"

"To be precise, this kind of final homework is linked to the final exam score. If your final homework is missing, you will directly fail the course at the end of the semester."

"Don't underestimate this big rooster and the little snail on it. This is the final homework for two college students!"

"To think about it differently, if I stew this big cock, will there be two poor crispy college students who fail the exam beautifully?"

"You don't have to be so bad, right?"

"If you really stew, the crispy college students will try their best to cause trouble for you. Guess why, there are drones following the big cock in the middle of the night???"

"Good guy!"

"To tell you a joke, I'm thirty years old and I can't even afford a drone!"

"I am also from Haicheng University. It seems that this drone was not bought by the crispy college students out of their own pockets. It was sponsored by the school after several people in the school lost their final homework last year. Those in the Agricultural College can rent it for free from the school."

"???"

"Is it still too late for me to get admitted to Haicheng University?"

"As long as you score enough, you are welcome to apply for Haicheng University next year!"

"..."

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Chen Mu was helpless: "You can look into the Agricultural College. It's not just Haicheng University, but all Agricultural Colleges across the country are similar. Maybe an inconspicuous grass on the ground is also their final homework."

"It's still like this!" The photographer was dumbfounded.

Chen Mu looked at the drone in front of him with interest.

He smiled and said, "Why, did you and your friend's final homework come out on your own?"

The girl's annoyed voice sounded in the drone: "It really ran out on its own. I went downstairs and asked the dormitory aunt. I was not allowed to come out at this time, so I could only hold the drone. Just keep following it."

"Dr. Chen..."

The girl squatted in the stairwell of the dormitory building.

After organizing my language for a while, under the threat of failing the exam at any time, I decided to be shameless for once.

He said softly: "Dr. Chen, could you please send me my final homework?"

"And my friend's final assignment, please!"

It's four o'clock in the morning now.

Although there is still more than an hour left, the door to the dormitory building can be opened.

But her final homework was still awkward after all.

If the final homework has been lingering on campus.

Wait until half past five.

When she could go out from the dormitory building, she would rush out as soon as possible in her pajamas and grab her final homework back to the henhouse.

But the problem is...

If it's her final assignment, she has her own ideas.

In more than an hour, I ran out of the campus.

Go to the road.

Hit by a car and killed.

Isn't she going to fail the class again? !

After listening to the girl's words, Chen Mu sighed, lowered his head, picked up the big rooster on the ground, and the snail on the big rooster, and walked in a familiar direction.

While walking.

He sighed: "Fortunately, this time it's just a big cock..."

"This time? Could it be the same as last time?" The cameraman looked curiously at Chen Mu beside him.

This time.

Realizing that everything just happened was just for scaring myself.

His performance in taking photos is no longer as timid as before.

Following Chen Mu, he kept patting the big cock dedicatedly.

Chen Mu nodded calmly, "Well, it's just that last time, I picked up a scalper on campus... In the end, I called the school security to help get it back together..."

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"Okay, okay!!! I thought all the school doctor needed to do was to treat illnesses and save people, but I didn't expect that there would be such an outrageous thing as sending the big rooster back to its nest!"

"Dr. Chen: Isn't it outrageous? This is not the most outrageous thing..."

"Cattle...that thing is really difficult to drive unless the owner is an experienced breeder."

"Although I didn't see that scene, I can already imagine how helpless Dr. Chen felt when he was standing on the campus, dragging the old scalper with him."

"No, couldn't the Agricultural College's farm be better reinforced? It's not a problem if these things keep escaping!"

"I am from the Agricultural College of another school. I want to clarify that we have reinforced it very well, but many animals are still alive after all. As long as they are alive, they have their own ideas. Sometimes they really can't be trapped. .

"Then can't you raise some plants? The plants will definitely not run away!"

"Plants can't run away, but plants will be eaten by other people's final homework. Don't ask me how I know. Last time, my final homework was eaten by my senior's sheep. I was so angry that I killed her sheep. , and then we failed the class together, woohoo!"

"6666!!!"

"..."

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"this……"

The following photo looked at the big cock held in Chen Mu's hand.

Totally unimaginable.

Before their program team came, what was the school doctor's life like at Haicheng University?

Often in the middle of the night, I need to go back to school for medical visits.

Forget it.

On the way back to the campus hospital from a medical visit, it was so dark and scary.

I also go on the campus paths to help students pick up all kinds of weird final homework.

Meeting the silent gaze of the photographer, Chen Mu couldn't help but smile, "Do you think it's a bit weird to pick up these things in the middle of the night?"

He nodded as he followed the camera.

Chen Mu smiled disapprovingly, "What is this? I picked up even more outrageous things when I was in school."

"Have you ever heard of buying life money?"

He nodded to the camera, "Some terminally ill patients or their family members throw some money on the ground. If someone picks it up, it is said that they can exchange health or bad luck with the person who picked up the money."

"But these are just metaphysical claims that have not been proven."

Speaking of which.

Unconsciously, I shuddered again as I followed the camera.

The look he looked at Chen Mu was a little unusual.

He just felt that the campus of Haicheng University was even more gloomy than what he had known before.

He asked in a low voice: "Dr. Chen, in your school, are there any such things as life money on the ground?"

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"This crispy college student doesn't believe this. If it is true, then I really have it in my pocket!"    "At the end of the month, if you throw some life money on the ground, all the crispy college students will be willing to do so."

"I don't believe in the main character, the money is mine!"

"That's what I say, but crispy college students aren't that bad, right? Throwing life money at school?"

"I am from Haicheng University. This time I really feel that what Dr. Chen said is a bit ridiculous. I and the people around me have never encountered such a situation as buying life money!"

"I am also from Haicheng University. Is it possible... Doctor Chen is not talking about life-buying money, he is just using life-buying money as an example..."

"Mobile payment has been a little better in recent years. A few years ago, when we were still paying with banknotes, if you look in the grass at school, you can really see a lot of 510... and no one dares to pick it up... "

"???"

"So I can't afford a plane ticket home at the end of the year, not because Haicheng University is too far away, but because I came to school late???"

"If we follow this train of thought, seniors from the previous batches, have you become rich?"

"No, no, no!!!! That money is too vicious, seniors and seniors dare not touch it!!!"

"..."

—

Listening to the cautious questioning voice following the camera.

Chen Mu shook his head with a smile, and then said: "Of course there is no such thing as life money on the ground in our school."

"That's okay, that's okay..." The photographer felt that the campus of Haicheng University was no longer as gloomy as before.

Just then.

Chen Mu's slightly cheerful voice sounded again: "However, the things that money wants to buy on the ground may be scarier to the crispy college students than money to buy their lives?"

"What?"

The imagination of following the photos comes alive again.

Chen Mu: "Those guys may have been inspired by the joke about buying life money. At the end of the semester, they started throwing money on the road. But what they wanted to buy was not lives, but points..."

"I want to buy passing marks from alumni."

Follow the camera: "Huh?"

He felt that his imagination was relatively rich.

But at this moment he.

"It's nothing more than, if you pick up my money, you have to give me your luck of passing the line."

"As a college student, on the eve of the finals, the posters of Kobe and Conan in front of the school are the most popular. Maybe it's not unusual to have something like this for cents?"

Follow the photoshoot: "..."

real.

Isn't that surprising?

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"I'll go! It's great to buy pennies! When we get to the end of this semester, I'll throw some away too! If some top student picks it up, wouldn't I be able to pass?!"

"No... do you really believe this outrageous statement on the barrage?"

"Why don't you believe it? Anyway, I'm so far away from passing the exam. For something like 500, it's just a dead horse!"

"That's it! What's wrong with buying some psychological comfort!"

"To be honest, it seems that there is still some time before the end of the term. If I have time to think about these things, I might as well review them early."

"Reviewing early is already underway, but if the effect of the review is not satisfactory, you must always be prepared."

"Okay, okay! Prepare with two hands, one with science and one with metaphysics, right! You guys really know what it means to be prepared with two hands!"

"My roommate has already gone down to look for his bank card. He is planning to engage in metaphysics from now on and withdraw cash tomorrow."

"Change your thinking! Friends, if you don't believe this, won't you be able to make a fortune on the university campus tomorrow?"

"Hey! The water friends on the barrage are still smart!"

"Whether I can afford lipstick for my girlfriend this month depends on your sincerity in not wanting to fail the exam!"

"Under a heavy reward, there must be a brave man!"

"..."

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Chen Mu glanced at the photographer as if he didn't know anything about it.

He said with a smile: "Where is this? Do you know that in addition to military training, at the end of each semester, the number of patients in the school hospital will also increase?"

He shook his head as he followed the camera.

Chen Mu said with a smile: "Basically, they are all brought to the campus hospital because of the final exam. There are mainly two types of patients."

"One of them is to try every means to improve your memory on the eve of the exam."

"I bought a bunch of random things online that were said to improve my memory. I ended up eating them too much and ran to the school hospital for help."

"The most serious one was when I encountered a man who had a bad kidney. Later, the school promulgated new school rules for this."

"I just don't know about the school's rules. Some of those crispy college students check them carefully."

Listen to what Chen Mu said.

The corners of his lips twitched as he took the photo.

That's it? !

There are also people who ridicule the elderly for buying health care products online. Isn’t this a similar scam?

There are also people who have gone to college. Will they be fooled? !

Just listen.

It makes people feel extremely unbelievable.

Amid the overly surprised gazes of the photographer, Chen Mu nodded with a smile, and then said, "Yes, that's it!"

"If you don't believe it, you can come to the campus hospital of Haicheng University at the end of the year. There are medical records like this every year."

"In the final exam, there will always be people who are sick and need to seek medical attention urgently."

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"Huh? Is that kind of medicine actually harmful to the body?"

"At this moment, a crispy college student is trembling. I really bought it! I really ate it!"

"???"

"When Dr. Chen said it, I took it as a joke. Brother, you are serious!"

"I failed two subjects last semester, and since I can't stand reading lately, I bought some health products online that are said to help me cope with exams quickly..."

"Okay, I understand, it's not that people who buy health care products get older, but people who know how to buy health care products get older."

"I thought this type of scam only targeted the elderly, but I didn't expect that crispy college students also..."

"Crispy college students are the main victims of telecommunications fraud!"

"I didn't quite understand why I was deceived before, but I seem to understand now..."

"magic!"

"..."

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"What about the other one?"

"Besides those who take health supplements, what are the other main patients at the end of the term?"

Following the filming, I heard what the director said in the headphones, and the popularity of the live broadcast room was rising.

I completely forgot how scary the campus is at night.

The eyes that looked at Chen Mu were even shining.

The person in front of him now was not just the school doctor of Haicheng University.

It’s still his performance! ! !

"Another kind..."

Chen Mu recalled it for a moment, and the curve of his lips became more helpless, "The other kind is even more powerful..."

"Probably when I first came to Haicheng University, the principal, in order to let the crispy college students know that there is a place in the school where they can take care of themselves, specially opened a small corner on the school's official website to explain Haicheng The university’s doctor is a Chinese medicine practitioner.”

"Since then, I've been in trouble..."

"Every time when the term is about to end, a group of crispy college students knock on the door of the school infirmary and ask me if I can prescribe them some memory-enhancing Chinese medicine, preferably the kind that can prevent them from failing the exam."

Follow-up photo: "Huh?" (End of this chapter)