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Chapter 63 Doctor Chen, I haven’t pooped for at least three days!
"???"
"At this moment! The loser straightened his back silently. Mom, I seem to be useful suddenly!"
"Friends in the emotional live broadcast room, are they still part of Dr. Chen's consultation???"
"Anyone with a good brain, can you explain what Dr. Chen means?"
"Under normal circumstances, the counselor might find it troublesome and shirk it, but with the attention of netizens in the live broadcast room, if he doesn't come over to solve the problem, it's probably because he doesn't want to do this job anymore!"
"With this live broadcast, even the principal has to approve the freezer for Dr. Chen. Do you think the counselor will come over?"
"show!"
"..."
—
Jiang He's eyes lit up as he reacted quickly.
"Thank you Dr. Chen! I'm going to call my counselor now!"
Jiang He ran away happily.
"Next classmate!" Su Bingbing called loudly at the door.
A boy with a disheveled face walked in.
Chen Mu: "ID card, or your medical insurance card."
The boy gave me his medical insurance card.
Chen Mu swiped his medical insurance card and saw the boy's identity information in the system, "Jia Caijun, what's wrong with you?"
Jia Caijun rubbed his belly.
Looking at Chen Mu, his eyes were full of sincerity, "Dr. Chen, can you help me? I haven't pooped for at least three days!"
Chen Mu: "..."
Under the lens.
Jia Caijun unzipped the hem of his clothes without caring at all.
Show Chen Mu your bulging belly.
"Dr. Chen, I am very sure now that my stomach is full of shit!"
"It's really uncomfortable not being able to pull it out!"
Chen Mu looked at him and said, "Generally, inability to poop is caused by constipation. Have you tried anything before coming to me?"
After hearing Chen Mu's words, Jia Caijun's eyes lit up.
He raised his hand and gave Chen Mu a thumbs up, "Dr. Chen is indeed a miracle doctor from Haicheng University. This question is about professionalism!"
Chen Mu: "..."
Jia Caijun touched his belly and said, "I have tried a lot of tricks to relieve constipation on the short video platform."
"For example, a banana, a large glass of warm water, and then rub your belly."
"Pat your scalp three times, get up early and roll around."
"Stretching, drinking weird green juice, and doing shit jumping, I tried them all."
"It turns out that those constipation bloggers are all lies. I haven't pooped out yet!"
Chen Mu didn't understand, but was shocked, "Shit, is the world of the Internet already so colorful?"
Pointing to the hand pillow on his desk, "I'll take your pulse."
One minute later.
Chen Mucai just took his hand away from Jia Caijun's wrist.
The innocent and stupid college student couldn't wait to ask: "Doctor Chen, how about it, can you solve my pooping problem?"
"If I can't pull it out anymore, I'm going to choke to death!"
"If you don't believe me, touch my belly. It's full of shit!"
Jia Caijun held Chen Mu's hand enthusiastically, wanting Chen Mu to feel the feces in his stomach.
Chen Mu desperately pulled his hand out with a look of rejection!
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"Hahahaha!! A man forces another man to touch his belly. Why does this scene look so funny!"
"???"
"Are you sure you are asking Dr. Chen to touch his belly? This is obviously touching the feces in his belly!"
"Don't say it, don't say it. I even think that if Dr. Chen's hand really touches it, it will be no different from grabbing poop with gloves, and the poop must be hot and fresh!"
"When you posted these barrages, did you consider the feelings of the people eating at the breakfast restaurant???"
"..."
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"Classmate, I don't need to touch your belly, I can also treat your constipation!"
Chen Mu pulled his hand back hard.
I gritted my teeth silently in my heart.
When the matter with the principal is over, he must go to the principal's office and talk to the principal about adding school rules!
At least one thing must be added: Don't just pull the school nurse's hand and touch strange things!
"That's right..." Jia Caijun nodded regretfully.
But soon, Jia Caijun regained his composure and asked, "Doctor Chen, how are you going to treat my constipation?"
Chen Mu stood up.
Go to the examination bed and lay out disposable sheets.
As soon as the sheets were laid, Jia Caijun lay down on them very consciously without Chen Mu even needing to speak.
Chen Mu went to get the acupuncture kit.
As soon as a needle was taken out, Jia Caijun's voice was heard, "Doctor Chen, as long as you give me acupuncture, I can poop happily when I get back?"
Chen Mu: "I don't guarantee..."
After a few stitches.
Chen Mu waited for more than a minute before pulling out the needles from Jia Caijun's body.
"Get up, I'll give you some medicine."
Jia Caijun stood up eagerly and followed Chen Mu.
Just as he was about to continue asking, Chen Mu stuffed his arms full of medicine.
Jia Caijun lowered his head.
A full ten kaiselu were stuffed into his hand.
He looked up in surprise.
Chen Mu patted his hand with a heavy look on his face, "Classmate, next time you have constipation, you don't need to find so many solutions. Kaiselu is a product that is cheap, easy to use, and effective quickly."
"I've given these to you, they'll be enough for you to use for a while."
Jia Caijun wanted to say something more, but Chen Mu persuaded and pushed him out of the school doctor's office.
Jia Caijun, holding a bunch of kaiselu, stood at the door of the school doctor's office blankly.
Seeing the teasing looks around him, he immediately ran away.
Chen Mu turned back to the school doctor's office without looking back, "Next classmate."
Chen Mucai just returned to his desk.
Suddenly I felt the fragrance coming from my nose.
After looking up.
Even Chen Mu couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
The classmate in front of me was wearing a simple white dress, with long hair. She flipped her hair gently, and her every move was charming.
The so-called school beauty probably has this kind of appearance, right?
She gently sat down in front of Chen Mu and said, "Hello, Dr. Chen, I've been feeling a little unwell lately."
Chen Mu stared blankly at the beauty in front of him, "So white..."
The next second.
Chen Mu quickly realized that he might have made a mistake.
He quickly said: "Okay, give me your ID card or medical insurance card first!"
"Let me enter your information first."
Even though Chen Mu's reaction speed was already fast enough.
Netizens who had been sitting in the live broadcast room for a long time still heard the sentence just now...
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"Dr. Chen, you can't do this. When people ask you if you can see a doctor, can you tell me in vain?"
"Hey, why can't it just be a doctor's talk? I'll make it up. If I can't make it up, forget it..."
"No, do you still have beauties of this level in Haicheng University? Can I pursue her?"
"I'm from Haicheng University! I didn't know there was such a beautiful classmate hiding in our school, and I didn't know how I could get her contact information?"
"Contact information? My roommate has already rushed towards the school doctor's office. The brave ones have already set off to pursue true love!"
"The last time I saw such a beautiful girl, she was the legendary fairy sister!"
"No... I think I saw this goddess in the men's dormitory last time. This goddess may already have a boyfriend, so don't disturb her life, right?"
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