Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

"Dr. Chen, my three roommates are all in the ambulance."

"The counselor is already on the way to the hospital. Can I not follow the ambulance?"

Chen Mu frowned slightly, "Yes, yes, but the three drivers don't know your counselors. In order to ensure that your three roommates can be delivered to your counselors, you'd better..."

Over there on the phone.

He Xingchen's tone sounded a little embarrassed.

"But……"

"I'd better not go..."

Chen Mu was speechless, "Let me contact your professor and ask for a leave for you?"

Chen Mu just finished speaking.

He Xingchen's happy voice instantly came over the phone, "Thank you, Doctor Chen. Then I will follow the school ambulance to the hospital. I promise to send my three roommates to the hospital safely!"

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"Good guy, why can He Xingchen fall out faster than flipping through a book!"

"I thought she really didn't want to go to the hospital with the car. Her love is waiting here!"

"Could it be that Doctor Chen guessed He Xingchen's purpose as soon as He Xingchen opened his mouth?"

"It's really hard to tell. This is definitely not the first time Dr. Chen has seen He Xingchen's methods after being a school doctor for so long."

"I was laughing so hard. I suddenly remembered what Driver He said. When Dr. Chen went to resign, he failed! Hahahahaha!!!"

"..."

—

Chen Mu: "Well, I will help you and the professor ask for leave."

He Xingchen hung up the phone happily.

Su Bingbing from behind looked at Chen Mu with burning eyes.

"Dr. Chen, how did you guess that He Xingchen refused to go to the hospital because he was afraid of failing the exam?"

Chen Mu shook his cell phone, "He Xingchen is one of the few students in the school who has my cell phone number, because this guy gets sick too frequently."

"As for the professor she said was difficult to deal with, I also dealt with him once to help her ask for leave."

"But then I discovered a very strange phenomenon. Her buff from nosebleeds and fainting seemed to suddenly become regular."

"You call it coincidence or not, as long as this professor's class is in the morning, He Xingchen will definitely faint in every corner of the campus before the class ends."

"And I will be very lucky to be sent to the school doctor's office by various kind-hearted seniors and juniors."

"So every time I encounter a situation like this, I have to help He Xingchen find the professor to ask for leave."

When he mentioned that professor, Chen Mu couldn't help but raise his forehead.

He sighed softly, "I asked for leave so frequently during that time that the old professor felt that there was some unfair deal between He Xingchen and I..."

—

"It's so funny! That old professor would think that!"

"I have thought of how wronged Dr. Chen was at that time, hahaha!!!"

"Dr. Chen is hard to explain!"

"Should I say it or not, if I were that old professor, I would be so suspicious, but I wouldn't say it outright..."

"The most difficult class to ask for leave, hasn't He Xingchen even taken it a few times?"

"..."

—

Su Bingbing: "..."

If so.

Dr. Chen was quite unjust.

"Once or twice, I thought it was a coincidence, but as the guy fainted more and more times, the coincidence of time overlap became more and more obvious, and I gradually figured out something was wrong."

Recalling his past experiences, Chen Mu couldn't help but grit his teeth.

"The last thing I believe in is excessive coincidence, so I searched for this professor's morning class time for a week and hid near the girls' dormitory building early."

Su Bingbing was stunned: "Dr. Chen, have you ever done this before?"

Chen Mu glanced at Su Bingbing lightly and said unconcernedly, "Everyone else is plotting against me, why can't I see what's going on?"

Su Bingbing was ashamed: "Yes! It must be possible!"

After receiving Su Bingbing's affirmative attitude, Chen Mu showed a satisfied expression and continued: "The class started at eight o'clock in the morning. I squatted downstairs in the girls' dormitory until nine o'clock when I saw He Xingchen holding a With a bottle of milk and a piece of bread, I walked out of the dormitory slowly."

"This guy ate a mouthful of bread and a mouthful of milk to fill himself up."

"After eating, I threw the garbage into the trash can, stood at the door of the cafeteria, and punched myself neatly in the nose!"

Su Bingbing listened to Chen Mu's description: "Huh?"

Su Bingbing felt that her brain was running out, "Hit yourself?"

Chen Mu snorted coldly and nodded with an unhappy look on his face: "No! How smart he is!"

"Knowing that your nose is fragile and can bleed with just a little force, then add the buff of haemorrhage."

"She takes advantage of this to ensure that she faints randomly at the right time."

—

"666!!!"

"Be the master of your own body, He Xingchen understands this sentence thoroughly!"

"I also want to experience the buff of nosebleeds + haemorrhage. I have absolutely no intention of skipping class. I just want to experience it..."

"I am suffering from haemorrhage, and I am discussing with my roommate. Next time I am late, who will go with me to have a blood transfusion?"

"???"

"Okay, okay, let's play like this! I'm going to ask my roommate if he has any blood sickness right now!"

"..."

—

Su Bingbing was dumbfounded when she heard He Xingchen's amazing operation.

Looking at Chen Mu expectantly, "Dr. Chen, what happened next? How did you deal with He Xingchen?"

Chen Mu sneered.

"I went back to the school doctor's office to get a wheelchair and pushed He Xingchen to the classroom where they were attending class. After class, I truthfully told the professor what He Xingchen had done."

Su Bingbing took a breath of air, "Didn't He Xingchen fail that semester?"

Chen Mu shook his head regretfully, "The professor said that although the buff on He Xingchen's card was very unreasonable, it was still within the rules. He Xingchen did faint on the way to the classroom, not counting He Xingchen. Failing a course does not count as He Xingchen’s absence."

"but……"

"From that time on, I would not issue a leave of absence certificate from the school doctor's office to He Xingchen as long as it was in this professor's class."

Su Bingbing clicked her tongue in surprise, "Then He Xingchen hasn't skipped class for a long time?"

Chen Mu: "Isn't this... I successfully skipped class again..."

"I'd rather ask her to skip class..."

Su Bingbing: "..."

—

While talking.

Lao He's car has already driven into the school.

Chen Mu was leaning against the passenger window, yawning.

Sudden.

When Chen Mu's eyes fell in one direction, he unconsciously squinted his eyes.

The next second.

Chen Mu pointed in that direction and said to driver He next to him: "Old He, walk in that direction!"

"okay!"

Lao He shouted with a smile and neatly picked up the school ambulance.

As the school ambulance finally approached the students.

Chen Mu just saw clearly that four boys had made a simple stretcher out of sheets.

Carrying a boy with blood on his head, he walked on the campus path.

Chen Mu stuck his head out: "Hey! What happened? Why are you still bleeding?"

When several boys saw Chen Mu, they were like seeing a savior: "Doctor Chen! My roommate fell from the top bunk while he was sleeping!"