Is this really just an RPG? !

Ingrid, the god of chaos, stands in opposition to Savannah, the god of order.

But in fact, the two of them can only see a little confrontation in the blessings to their followers, because these two guys are a pair of Ji guys—they are obviously genderless gods, but they insist on incarnating themselves as female human beings , rolled the sheets conveniently and happily, and even tried to plant lilies in the God Realm.

I really don't know what these gods are thinking.

In short, in the depths of this cave, there is a stone statue of Ingrid: a voluptuous adult woman, dressed in gorgeous aristocratic costumes, with 6 different bracelets on her right wrist, raised upwards, as if showing off His own bracelet is like his own; his left hand is holding one end of a scroll, and his feet are bare, stepping directly on the scroll; there is a cat on his left shoulder, and a giant python coiled around his body. The python's head is on the woman's right shoulder, stretched He opened his mouth and spit out the letter, staring at the cat.

"The image is similar, but the real body wears 6 bracelets on the left hand, and the right hand...is already full. You can only see a palm and a series of bracelets, but you can't see the arms."

"..."

I understand flaunting wealth, but what about gods flaunting wealth?

There are about 50 people in front of the statue, and next to the statue is a middle-aged man in a monk's robe. He is holding a thick black book and facing the people below. The middle-aged man opened the book in his hand and placed it on the podium in front of him, stroked the pages with his right hand, lowered his head and began to mutter something.

"Should be praying before preaching."

"Preaching? That man is also Ingrid's believer?"

"It can't be said to be a believer, because Ingrid's believers are only female."

"Why?"

"Ingrid's a jerk, 'The Endless Library' told me so."

"..."

Because I'm a Ji guy, don't even my followers want men?

"It's not that 'only women can join the Ingrid Cult', but that 'people who are blessed by Ingrid will become women', so it is impossible for the entire Ingrid Cult to have male creatures."

"Speaking of creatures... non-humans who believe in Ingrid and are blessed will also become women?"

"Yes."

The legendary self-contained transformation?

"Including slimes?"

"Including slimes."

"Slimes also have genders? Don't they divide and reproduce!"

"Even so, slimes also have gender. There is a not-so-small depression in the core of female slimes, but male slimes don't."

"..."

The biology of this world is also worthy of in-depth study.

The middle-aged man raised his head, and it looked like he had finished his prayers. His eyes were full of light, as if he had received a response from his own god...Of course, if there was no previous explanation from Qiuqiu, I guess I would think so, but in reality Not so.

Or just a fanatic?

Since you are a fanatic, why don't you bless him?

Anyway, with the last BUFF, she became a woman, and it doesn't matter what gender she was before.

"By the way, Ingrid's blessing has a requirement."

"Require?"

"The blessed must be pure."

"Pure, pure body? Do you have to wash it well before blessing?"

"...No, I mean the kind of physique that can become a magician."

"..."

There seems to be a saying that "as long as there is no [beep] before the age of 30, you can rub the fireball with your hands and burn all impure love affairs"?

Well, this uncle who looks very sloppy actually has a wife, or once had a wife.

…………

"Master, master! Calm down!"

"No, no, I'm very calm. I just plan to use the [Superheat Blast] magic scroll in my backpack to destroy this heretic."

"That would blow up the entire cave! Master, calm down first, listen to what they have to say before coming back!"

"Okay, okay..."

The inexplicable irritability in my heart made me want to do something to that uncle, but considering that what Qiuqiu said was not unreasonable, I calmed down.

Put the scroll of [Superheat Blast] back into the backpack, and leaned down again to listen to the situation below. The middle-aged man glanced at the believers below, closed the book in front of him, then turned around, crossed his hands in front of him, bowed to the stone statue, and then turned back to face the crowd.

"Bros!"

The man raised his hands high and shouted with a strong voice, his voice echoed throughout the room.

"It's time to offer your most sincere faith to the noble goddess Ingrid!"

"For the glory of the goddess!"

"Let's start the sacred and noble ceremony!"

With a wave of his hands, the book in front of him opened automatically, and the pages made a "cracking" sound. The air was filled with weird and mysterious energy, but without the slightest malice, it just enveloped the heads of this group of people. The entire room was gradually filled with dazzling white light, which lasted for several seconds before the white light dissipated.

After my eyesight recovered, I saw the people below...

All turned into women.

It was like a carnival.

I finally understand why Ingrid is in chaos, because judging from the following situation, it is really chaos in various senses.

"I think we should go somewhere else instead of staying here and watching epic chaos."

"That's right, where are you going?"

"The treasury! Look at them... Ah bah, it should be said that they don't have time to pay attention to the situation of their own treasury."

"Well, then Qiuqiu will lead the way."

Ignoring the strange cult gang, I turned around and jumped off the high platform, following Qiuqiu towards the original destination.

By the way, Chuchu and I, who were heading towards the demon capital, came to this place because of the slime that became my contracted beast. In the spirit of "following up with the inexplicable guy, you will find a new development of the incident", I kept a certain distance and followed the slime who was moving in a certain direction, and finally came to the entrance of a cave with Qiuqiu.

Here is a strange base.

At first I thought it belonged to some bandit group, but when I came in, it was confirmed that it was a religious base.

Followers of Ingrid.

And a fanatic.

And this group of fanatics also has a very disgusting sexual fetish.

After just looking at it for a while, I couldn't stand it, so I decided to finish what I planned to do at the beginning—to loot the things stored here. Even if it's not a bandit group, there should be some valuables. The last time I ransacked, my backpack was filled with more than half of the stuff, but no one would think that there is too much money!

Although it is a bit rudimentary here, you can vaguely see a structure similar to a church. First of all, there are rows of seats in the main hall, the podium in front, the huge mural behind the podium, and the statues of unknown creatures on both sides. Except that it is a bit too crude here, it can already be regarded as a church of a sect.

But what Ingrid taught...

"Qiuqiu, Ingrid has many disciples?"

"Probably not! I'll check."

Qiuqiu raised his hands horizontally, his legs staggered back and forth, two small magic circles were spread out beside him, and a larger magic circle was under his feet.

This is a special spell used to contact the "endless library".

I once tried to ask Qiuqiu to teach me this spell, although the technique is very simple, but because of the lack of a very important thing, I can't contact the library like Qiuqiu to find the information I need-because I don't have access to Library permissions.

What a pity.

The three magic circles shrank and disappeared, and Qiuqiu opened his eyes.

"Not many, and because Ingrid always gives blessings, she doesn't pay attention to believers, and believers don't spread this belief very much. They just maintain the existence of the sect to a limited extent."

"It's really strange..."

There are even people who are not believers but preach the teachings to others.

More importantly, he himself could not receive blessings at all.

"There are all kinds of people."

After Qiuqiu concluded, he turned around and flew to a door, and knocked on the door.

"It's in here, although I don't think there is anything valuable."

"Anyway, it's fine."

Grab the doorknob with your left hand and touch something with your right.

Activate the skill [Unlock]!

"Crack!"

A faint light flickered in the left hand, and then a crisp sound was heard.

The door handle, which could not be turned originally, was opened easily like this.

It was a dark room with no lighting equipment such as lamps. Fortunately, there was a magic called [Illumination] in my poor skill bar. Create a ball of light emitting a faint light above the right hand, throw it into the air, and illuminate the entire room.

I see a mess of books and scrolls.

Most of the books are teachings related to Ingrid, and some are books that record low-level magic and martial arts. Even the scrolls are all related to the descending of the gods-the kind of scrolls that ask for the blessing of a certain god not only need to Magic power also requires the caster to have faith in this god, and the effect of blessing is often related to faith.

For me who doesn't believe in Ingrid and can't learn magic and martial arts, these things are useless.

The only useful thing is probably the necklace on the table.

The rough cowhide necklace showed that the owner of the pendant was not rich, but the pendant was made of pure gold and exquisitely carved, which did not match the cowhide necklace at all. Then there may be an explanation: although the owner of the pendant is poor, his identity is not simple. This pendant is likely to be some kind of family heirloom. The cowhide necklace is prepared to prevent the pendant from being lost and is easy to carry.

Reasonable explanation.

He reached out and grabbed the pendant.

"drop!"

A clear notification sounded.

It was originally just a reminder of the side quest, but because I touched this pendant, it changed, so I have completely accepted the quest.

"Sub-quest [Mysterious Heirloom]

Mission information: During your travels, you encountered a strange church organization that believed in the chaotic god Ingrid. You came in to explore because of curiosity and found a strange pendant, but the owner of the pendant does not know who it is. This may involve some serious things, so as a brave man, of course you should find the owner of the pendant spontaneously , hand it over to the opponent!

Task requirements: 1. Find the owner of the pendant in the Church of Ingrid (unfinished)

2. Hand over the pendant to the other party (unfinished)"

The prompt message was finally upgraded to a task.

This task did not say that there are any task rewards.

…………

Well, since I came to this world, all tasks have no task rewards.

At most, after helping some people, the other party will give some things to express their gratitude.

"Qiuqiu, can you confirm the opponent's location?"

The task emphasized that it was in the church, but this church is not too small, and it is underground, which seriously affected my sense of direction. Although there is radar to assist me, it can only help me confirm whether there are dangerous guys around, and it cannot be used to identify the direction at all.

If there was no Qiuqiu, I guess I would still be wandering in the hall.

"Detection magic is expanded to the maximum distance and cannot be searched."

"Covered the whole church?"

"Um."

Looking around the room helplessly, his eyes finally fell on the pile of books in the corner. Scattered books and scrolls are piled up together, which looks normal, but there is always something wrong. After thinking for a moment, I pressed the least used skill on the right.

Activate the skill [Scan].

A skill to confirm the basic information of surrounding units.

The basic reason is because this skill is only level 1.

Until now, I don't know how to upgrade skills.

The skill was activated, and the world in my eyes completely changed. Subtle fluorescent lights shone in what should have been a dimly lit room, and messy floating text could be seen everywhere, such as the pile of books in the corner. I can see "Ingrid's Doctrine 1", "Magic Scroll [Mind Disturbance]", and even such strange things as "Bruce's Skeleton (Grudges are not scattered)".

…………

Bruce's skeleton?

Or is there still resentment?

I turned off the skill in a panic, and I heard a weird sound coming from under the books and scrolls.

It's a bit gloomy, and it sounds like something colliding and making a "clicking" sound.

"Master, master, Qiuqiu always feels that we have encountered something not very good."

"I don't need you to tell me..."

There are still bones and resentment, and there is only one explanation.

One of the miscellaneous soldiers that have always appeared in RPG games-skeletons.

But the one in front of him related to the side mission is obviously a small boss!

"Clatter clatter!"

Something stood up from the pile of books, and the falling books made a messy sound. Standing inside was a skeleton with faint blue flames burning in its eye sockets. I turned around here.

"Ka Ka Ka Ka!"

The skull's teeth collided with an eerie sound.

Without hesitation, I grabbed Qiuqiu and escaped from the room, closing the door behind me.

But the already dilapidated door did not cause any obstruction, and was directly smashed by the skeleton.

"Ka Ka Ka!"

"Master, master, quickly find a way!"

"Of course I've figured out a way!"

Since it's a guy who came out of a side mission, it's definitely not something that can be closed with just one door. When I came out, I had already held a magic scroll in my hand, activated the magic circle inside in advance, and waited until the skeleton rushed out to complete the magic structure.

"Annihilation【Dispel】!"

The scroll shattered, and four balls of light flashed in the air, firing laser shots at the position of the skeleton.

Although the light beam does not have a strong explosive effect, it can easily penetrate most things and dissolve them with high temperature, so this magic called [Dispel] is not a holy magic for undead and demons, but a light attribute magic .

Of course, being hit by this kind of beam can be regarded as being "dispelled".

The beam bombarded for about two seconds before stopping.

The light ball in the air disappeared due to exhaustion of energy, and the continuous bombardment raised a cloud of dust in the not-very-breathable room.

When the dust cleared, I saw the intact skeleton frame.

…………

Intact?

"Ka Ka Ka!"

"What's the situation! What's the matter with it being intact even though it's all hit!"

I started to sneak skeletons around the hall.

I don’t know the reason, that skeleton seems to have a grudge against me, chasing me relentlessly, and making a weird “clicking” sound, fortunately, this skeleton doesn’t have a long-range weapon, otherwise I don’t believe I can continue to live .

Even so! Can't find a solution!

"Well, master, you'll know just by looking at the information on the screen."

"'The target Bruce's skeleton (the resentment has not dissipated) is in an invincible state'... So the previous magic was just fireworks?"

"Yes, what a waste."

"Now is not the time to lament the waste!"

What the hell is this elf thinking!

Staggering and keeping a distance from the skeleton, I kept rummaging through the backpack for possible useful items.

But the opponent is invincible!

Invincible!

Why is this state set!

Calm down, what props do I have now?

- Slime Core x6

Eh?

Wasn't there 37 originally?

"I finished eating on the way here."

"How do you manage to eat 31 things that are a quarter of your own size, and your stomach is still not full!"

"Qiuqiu didn't eat much. You should know that the snacks are all put into the other stomach."

"...What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless."

Thinking about it carefully, there is indeed a saying that "the girl who wears snacks is the other stomach", and Qiuqiu is indeed a girl.

…………

How can I deal with this strange skeleton shelf!

"Master! Where's the necklace?"

"It's in my right pocket... oh yes, there's that thing!"

I only remembered this after Qiuqiu's reminder.

Immediately took out the necklace from his pocket and threw it at the skeleton.

The skeleton finally stopped. It stretched out its hand to catch the pendant, and then stood there looking at the pendant in its hand. Suddenly, the faint blue flame in the head went out, and the skeleton fell apart and became a pile in an instant. bone.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Master is really in a mess."

"I want you to manage!"

"But what about the mission?"

"It's all over now, right?"

"But..."

"Um?"

Qiuqiu stopped in front of me with a puzzled look on his face, as if he was interested in something.

"how?"

"It's not over yet because there's still information on the screen."

"..."

As Qiuqiu said, the side quests on the screen are just refreshed, and some changes have taken place.

"Sub-quest [Mysterious Heirloom Continued]

Mission information: I finally handed over the pendant... Do you think this is the end? ! Why on earth did the poor guy become like this? As a brave man, of course you should understand the truth of the matter!

Task content: 1. Blow up the Church of Ingrid (unfinished)"

Well, blow up this church.

There happened to be a prop in the backpack that could complete this task—that magic scroll of [Superheat Explosion], which condensed the superheated flame a little and then detonated it.

Quite exaggerated magic, I am a little curious how the creator came up with it.

"But it was blown up, right?"

"It exploded."

"Just blow it up like this?"

"Just blow it up."

"Isn't there any... something like the Bombing Violation Act?"

"There is no such law in this world."

"Then I exploded?"

"Well, let's fry it, master."

"Am I really blown up?"

"Master, you are so long-winded! Hurry up and fry..."

"Overheat Burst【Superheat blasting】!"

"...wait a minute, we're still..."

"boom!"

After starting the scroll, I just remembered a very important question.

Seems like I'm still inside the church myself?

Forget it, anyway, with [Flash], I shouldn't be able to die.

Thinking like this, I took Qiuqiu outside the cave and witnessed an earth-shattering explosion.

This side mission has finally been completely completed... Although I can't understand the direct relationship between "finding the truth" and "blowing up the entire church", there is a kind of "this RPG plot can't continue, so just blow it up." Forget it" feeling.

It shouldn't be an illusion, right?

"Master seems to have done something incredible."

"I also know..."

Embarrassed to answer Qiuqiu, I began to study the screen on the right again. Turn on the "Title" option, and equip it with the title "Deranged Blaster" you just obtained.

"The title [Demented Blaster]

Title information: Desperate to explode!

Title attributes: Explosion power increased by 10%, explosion range increased by 10%"

How should I say it?

Let's talk a little bit about your impressions!

Explain in three sentences:

"Acquired a title,

The name looks useful,

I equip the title on it,

Why do I want to cry so much! I can't stop the tears! "

"Master... your words are obviously four sentences."

"I don't know if you have to say four sentences for three sentences?"

Looking at Qiuqiu's confused face, I understood that she didn't understand the artistic conception at all.

Maybe I will understand later?

So the thing to think about now is probably...

"How to find the way out in this forest and return to the original route."

"makes sense……"

"Although I rely on slime to guide the way when I come, the master can't have such expectations when I leave!"

But hearing what she said, I suddenly wanted to try it.

Summon the slime, and immediately see him choose a direction and start moving.

Qiuqiu was still talking, but I didn't want to listen, I just reached out and patted her.

"Okay, let's follow our guide."

"…………This unscientific!"

"Perhaps my contracted slime believes in 'Claudia'?"

Claudia, who is in charge of guidance, will give the blessing of "never lose your way" to believers who believe in herself.

It has to be said that the gods of this world are always particularly convenient at delicate times. I even began to want to find a god to believe in and try it out.