After this world, people still don’t know how to cool down their tea? What's more, the imperial examination at that time was the fairest way to select scholars. Are you questioning the impartiality of His Majesty (Gaozong)? As for Emperor Xuan’s elder brother, was he still a childhood sweetheart? With the bearish behavior he had when he was young, it would be nice if he didn't have any trouble behind his back [funny].

№8: Hahahaha, what a god! The talented man upstairs, this description is so apt!

№9: I was drinking water, and I laughed so hard that a mouthful of water squirted onto the computer screen.

№39: When I took history class before, I thought that period of history was so interesting. The historian remembered the history just like he wrote the jokes, one after another. If I hadn't memorized a serious history book, I would have thought I had stumbled into some novel!

№40: Especially in the annals of Emperor Xuan, even the fight with Prime Minister Su over a bunch of candied haws when he was a child was recorded. It is said that this dark history was revealed to the historian personally by Gaozong when he was in power. This was also truthfully recorded by the historian. When I saw this place, I was really filled with question marks as a black man, and my mind was filled with this saucy operation. It was simply a trick of my strength, hahahahaha!

№41: I remember this section too! I was studying history in junior high school at the time, and I was feeling drowsy at first, but when I saw this, I laughed so much that I fell asleep. Later, my history score was the best among all subjects.

№42: Then Emperor Xuan stabbed him in the back, betraying Gaozong, the sweet tooth 233333...

№43: Is it okay if hhh is stabbed in the back?

№44:? ? ? Is there ever a time when Brother Bao was so bold? I just remember the various "Brother Bao's deeds" that Prime Minister Su complained about in his letters, Orz.

№79: This pair of emperors and empresses are really amazing. A husband and boss who holds the dual positions of prime minister and queen, and writes diaries behind his back all day long to complain about himself. The other one is jealous of his wife and eldest brother every day. I don’t know if he is unhappy with his wife and admires his eldest brother more, or if he is unhappy with his eldest brother and favors his wife more? Moreover, he was not secretly jealous, he was blatantly competing for favor, and the historians didn’t know how to remember it. He was indeed Qi Lulu!

№80:? ? ? What the hell is Qi Lulu?

№81: Of course it’s the nickname we Xuan Emperor fans have for him. Qi Lulu was really full of skills in fighting for favors, and the White Lotus Green Tea routine was perfect. There are several passages in the history books recording his deliberate accusations in front of Emperor Gaozong. The first ones to bear the brunt were Fan Ziyuan and Prime Minister Xiao Su. Forget it about Fan Ziyuan, this man was unlucky to an extent that is simply unimaginable. According to the current theory of luck, he was definitely not a good person, and he would indeed die miserably later on. As for Prime Minister Xiao Su... I can only say that Qi Lulu will die if she doesn't do it. No wonder it was so difficult to chase his wife later!

№82: Qi Lulv xswl is so cute.

№83: I’m stumped by this pair of CPs! I remember reading in some unofficial history that Emperor Xuan was particularly good at appraising White Lotus green tea. Later, he recognized a lot of peach blossoms he met at a glance, and he was so upright that he could make people cry. As a result, it was said that all the ladies in the capital were avoiding him. If it weren't for Prime Minister Xiao Su, he would have died alone!

№84: I know this! It is said that these two people were at the top of the capital at that time, and their achievements were not bad. They were both the objects of admiration for countless people of the same sex, but they were shunned by people of the opposite sex. A tea connoisseur and a strong woman. How many peach blossoms have been strangled invisibly? This can be regarded as internal digestion of the two top traffic_(: ”∠)_

№85: Speaking of which, I’m not sleepy anymore! Hehehe, he can attract two of the world's top figures to fight against him. Even if he internally digests it, he will not stop fighting for favor. Alas, my Majesty Gaozong is really a man who brings disaster to the country and the people!

№86: ...That’s true. I laughed so hard that my head fell off! Gaozong was really a person who brought disaster to the country and the people, not only the emperor and the empress, but also the people who came out of the academy, Baigongyuan... all over the world at that time, including those listed on a certain floor before. The "number one" celebrities are almost all his fans!

The funniest thing is that these people were fooled by Gaozong's tricks several times and were determined not to be fans of this ruthless man who only used them as tools. However, they ended up unknowingly... It smells so good. If a personal interface were opened for Emperor Gaozong, the number of fans would probably rise and fall every day, which would be as exciting as the stock interface!

№104:666! I always feel that the people of that era are more interesting than the last, and the historical records are also flesh-and-blood. I could spend an entire afternoon just reading their short stories.

№105: The building is crooked. The theme of this post is to discuss the romantic figures in your mind. Let's be more serious and come up with some practical information. You can't let the poster write a paper based on short jokes, right [doge]?

№106: Me me me! I am here to nominate Emperor Xuan and his wife. One is the first female prime minister, and the other is the most versatile emperor in history. As for Gaozong...he is not a human being and does not count [yelling loudly]! ! !

№107: Carefully add a dog head to the cute girl upstairs.

№108: [Laughing and crying] It depends on how you understand this sentence. Gaozong indeed...all kinds of inappropriate operations are really confusing. Moreover, he actually invented something like dragon veins, which was just a fantasy at the time, without any precedent. It is almost equivalent to inventing a spaceship in the primitive era, except for shouting "Inhuman!" What else can we say? ! !

№109: As for 25L, if it has another meaning, remember to take your dog head with you hhh.

№110: One more interjection. When talking about the most versatile emperor in history, there should be no dispute. It is said that before Emperor Xuan ascended the throne, he once shined in thirteen positions, from military generals to civil servants, from horse breeders to people managers. He almost went around the entire Beili, and he was good at almost everything. If he hadn't gone through such training, he wouldn't have been so handy with government affairs after he ascended the throne. In the annals of Emperor Xuan, he was very moved by Gao Zong and expressed his deep blessings:).

№111: However, next time he will take the bait.

№112: ...hhh is very real.

№113: [Sigh]. I don’t know whether I should say Emperor Xuan Tiehanhan or Gaozong’s acting skills are so good. He can fool his younger brother once and for all. When it comes to use next time, as long as his acting skills are explosive, he will still be accurate. Being cheated → gritting one’s teeth and falling off the fans → it didn’t take long for Zhen Xiang to be cheated → being cheated again → losing fans and Zhen Xiang again… It’s pitiful that my brother Bao was used repeatedly like this [can’t laugh or cry]. Ge Bao has no human rights, so a toolman is not a human being? ! Here I would like to issue a serious protest to Emperor Gaozong on behalf of Gebao and Toolman.

№114: hhhh In front of Gaozong, a high-ranking player and a Grand Slam actor, Emperor Xuan was really good at it. Sweeping a handful of tears of sympathy.

№115: I just went to watch the Mary Sue drama "Jinghe Shengshi" filmed by a certain satellite TV station. I was so angry! ! ! What kind of historical drama was being promoted before? It was absolutely sophisticated. I rushed to watch it and was shocked at the beginning! The opening chapter is a cliched love triangle. The heroine travels through time and becomes Su Xu'er, the daughter of the prime minister's palace. The overbearing prince falls in love with her at first sight. The little bitch prince and her childhood sweetheart...emmm, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell is this? !

The director and screenwriter were also amazing, and they immediately blackmailed Emperor Xuan, Emperor Gaozong, and Prime Minister Su! The heroine is only seven years old at the beginning of the story. This is the Renaissance. Are you going to take us back to the #Seven-Year-Old Genius Little Demon Concubine# back then? ! Oh my eyes! ! !

№116:…

№117: Sister 115L, calm down, take a deep breath, and calm down. There are so many exclamation marks that I feel dizzy. Isn't it just a stupid drama? ——No, I found that I couldn’t calm down even after taking a deep breath for a while! What a weird and retarded plot! ! ! Did the editor deliberately pretend to be Jing and a black fan to mislead and poison the younger generation? !

№118:? Slowly type a question mark.

№119:? ? ? ? ? ? Slowly type a row of question marks.

№120: Little question mark, do you still have many friends?

№121: Yes, they are all here. Question marks flooded the screen.

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№207: I came back to report on the progress since I came here to see it. Twenty episodes of that drama have now been released online. In the latest episode, the two brothers fell out completely because they fell in love with the same woman. They became tit-for-tat and stayed away from each other for ten years...? ? ? This sand sculpture drama is not just a magic transformation, it is simply plastic surgery! I just want to know, apart from wearing the names in the history books, what does these three actors have to do with reality from head to toe? Just change it to a fantasy drama!

№208: This is an accurate description. It's both ridiculous and magical, and it clearly crushes the audience's IQ and logic. emmmm reported it!

№209: Take me upstairs.

№210: 1. Let's all report together. This kind of nonsense drama that has no logic and no IQ and affects the history of Sanguan Demon Reform should let its official website explode! To be honest, if the last emperor had not chosen to abdicate voluntarily a hundred years ago, this guy who vilified the image of the royal family would have been arrested by the Imperial City Secretary and sent to prison! Although it sounds a bit overbearing now, it still feels pretty cool when I think about it. What a pity!

№211: Yes, if a new law can be enacted in this area now, and this kind of random guy is thrown into the bureau, I will vote with both hands and feet. Even the subsequent impact of the most sensational "Yuanping coup" in history, which affected the life and destiny of three emperors and even affected future generations for thousands of years, can actually be written about a woman. Ten years of jealousy? Was the screenwriter's bottom line and brain eaten by zombies?

№212: Zombie: Bah, it’s all water, not good to eat!

№213: The Yuanping coup is really a historical event that cannot be ignored. Emperor Ling was killed, Gaozong ascended the throne, and Emperor Xuan was caught in the middle and chose to avoid it. These three emperors have their own irreplaceable specialties in thousands of years of history.

One is a faint emperor who has been infamous for thousands of years. Rumors are rampant that later generations doubt that he is a time traveler; the other is an unprecedented tyrant. Throughout thousands of years of history, only Gaozong dared to openly kill his father and usurp the throne, but he also took the entire North. Li brought an unprecedented prosperous age, which has never been comparable to it in the past and present;

Compared with these two people, one of whom is stupid and the other willful, Emperor Xuan seems to be much more normal.

But what's special about him is that he has an emperor father who tried to kill the prince but was killed instead, and he also has a willful self-willed man who openly killed his father to usurp the throne, openly oppressed his ministers, and openly deceived his younger brother... In the end, he dared to let the historian The emperor's brother who wrote down everything openly and honestly, but he didn't actually grow crooked? ? ?

№214: ? ? ? ? ? ?

№215: Hahahahahahaha. So after analyzing it seriously for a long time, the advantage of Emperor Xuan is that he was not led astray? It's really amazing.

№216: It seems that it is not easy. It is really gratifying that our Qi Lulu did not go astray [dog head]~

№217: Speaking of Emperor Ling, he is actually the culprit of everything. Even Emperor Xuan was relieved later, thinking that the hatred between father and brother is hatred, and those who kill people will be killed, but only Gaozong can lead the entire Beili to a prosperous era-this is recorded in the Chronicle of Emperor Xuan. Even his own son denied him, which shows that Emperor Ling really failed as a person and an emperor!

№218: Need I say more? Emperor Ling is still bragging about the immortal entering his dream? Even if there was really a blessing from an immortal, it was obviously Emperor Gaozong! When the Kyoto Academy was completed, Emperor Gaozong was assassinated, and a vision appeared, but he was unharmed in the end. This was witnessed by so many people and clearly recorded in the official history as a "miracle"! Even though many people later speculated that it should be the blessing of national destiny, did other emperors after that trigger such a vision?

№219: That's right! Blow it up

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