It’s a Bit Early To Cross
Vol 2 Chapter 705: crazy old man
"Hey, if I didn't drink too much at the time, if Qin Jingru didn't take pleasure in it, or be more careful, how could I borrow this shit..."
Coming out of the rolling mill, Chu Heng sighed and babbled all the way. After a quarter of an hour, he arrived at the courtyard.
At this time, the night was already deep, and the doors of each house were closed tightly, and the lights in the house were brightly lit.
Uh, it's not absolute, Shazhu's house didn't turn on the lights.
When Chu Heng came to the middle courtyard with his things, he saw that his house was pitch black, and there was a person squatting under the window.
These black lights are blind, all of them are wearing dark clothes, curled up and squatting there, like some kind of kid who is urging his life.
But it gave him a big jump.
"I…
As soon as Chu Heng was about to swear, he immediately stopped talking, because he had already figured out what these guys were doing.
Listen to the bed!
"Hey!"
The guy gave a wretched smile, bowed his waist and walked over, squatting down next to Liu Guangtian, and asked in a low voice, "When did it start?"
"Half a day!"
Liu Guangtian replied consciously, and felt that the voice was familiar again. He turned his head and glanced, and could vaguely see that it was his elder brother, and hurriedly said, "Brother, why are you here?"
"Do not talk!"
Chu Heng glared at him, and hurriedly put his ears against the wall, and a burst of small and broken sounds immediately entered his ears.
"Call! Call Dad!"
"Um?"
"Ho, ho... called Dad!"
"...Get down!"
…
Because he came too late, Chu Heng hadn't heard much of the conference, and there was no movement in the room.
But still very exciting!
Look at that silly guy who is so honest, he dares to love and spend a lot of money!
Hearing this guy's blood boiled with enthusiasm, and he still had a lot to say.
Who hasn't been voyeuristic yet?
"Hey, Teacher Ran's voice is quite nice!"
"But I can't let go, even my father won't call me!"
"That's right, with the wrinkled face of Sha Zhu, wouldn't it be good to be her father?"
"Haha! What a shame!"
…
After listening to the wall, the grandchildren didn't leave, they just squatted under the window and chatted, each of them was beaming, breathing heavily, and seemed extremely excited.
It's like just watching a short movie.
"Wow!"
Chatting and chatting, these guys got a little smug, and I don't know who knocked a broken bowl on the window sill of Sha Zhu's house, and it fell to the ground and shattered. Far.
"Who the **** is outside!"
Shazhu's growling sound came from the room, and the group of grandsons scattered like birds and beasts, and quickly disappeared into the darkness.
But Chu Heng stood up calmly, twisted his buttocks, adjusted his sight, and immediately shouted loudly without blushing, "It's me, Brother Zhuzi."
"Hengzi?"
There was a rustling sound in the house, and after a while, the silly Zhu in a coat came out of the house with a strange smell all over his body, looked at him suspiciously, and asked, "Why are you here so late?"
Chu Heng wrinkled his nose, took a step back silently, and said with a smile, "I'm going to see the old lady, and I'll let you know by the way that my sister-in-law's matter is settled, and I think I can go to the publicity department tomorrow."
"Hey, thank you so much!" Silly Zhu was inexplicably surprised, quickly grabbed Chu Heng's hand, and dragged him into the room: "Let's go, let's go into the room and talk, let's have a drink!"
"What to drink, my sister-in-law is lying down, is it right for me to go in? You are still single!" Chu Heng broke away from him speechlessly.
After his suggestion, Sha Zhu remembered that his daughter-in-law was lying naked in the room, patted his head in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Oh, my brain, I forgot that I have a daughter-in-law when I get excited, so what, Tomorrow night, come to Brother, I will make you a nine-turn large intestine!"
"That's a deal! Nine turns of the large intestine, I'll be in a hurry with you if you don't turn it one less time." Chu Heng's eyes lit up. Swallowing has always been his favorite thing. Apart from sashimi, he has tried almost every way to eat it. Jiuzhuan Dachang is considered to be the first few dishes in his menu.
"I'll give you ten turns!"
Silly Zhu punched him funny.
Because there was a bare-chested daughter-in-law in the room, Shazhu didn't talk too much with Chu Heng. After saying a few words, he closed the door with a touch, and went back to hug his daughter-in-law.
Chu Heng stood outside the door, blinked his dark starry eyes, and squatted back under the window like a dog...
It wasn't until twenty minutes later that he let out a disdainful sneer, walked with difficulty, and bowed his waist to the backyard.
It was past seven o'clock at this time, the deaf old lady's room was still lit, and from time to time, the immature laughter of the little tiger girl and a man's chatter and laughter could be heard coming from the room.
Um?
man!
Chu Heng's body was shocked, and his back straightened up. After listening carefully, he recognized the man's voice was very old. He was relieved, and immediately came to the door with big strides, reached out and knocked lightly. : "Old lady, I am Hengzi!"
"Brother Hengzi?"
Qin Jingru stood up in surprise, and hurried over to open the door for him,
"Squeak!"
At the same time, the door of Xu's house next door also opened, and Yu Haitang stood at the door, looking at that guy with a resentful expression.
"Hai Tang is not asleep."
Chu Heng cheerfully waved at her, then ignored the woman, turned his head and followed Qin Jingru into the room.
At this time, besides the old lady, Qin Jingru, and little Huniu, there was an old man in the house.
He has a muscular figure, a slender face, a big gray beard, and a bald head. The back of the skull on the left side next to the ear has collapsed strangely, which looks a little creepy.
As soon as he glanced at him, Chu Heng had a premonition that this person might be Ying Pingshan, who Old Man Xie was talking about.
The features are too obvious!
At this time, the old man was teasing the little Huniu who was lying on the kang lovingly, and made strange noises from time to time, which made the little guy giggle and kick hard restlessly.
Qin Jingru saw that the lover was looking at the old man intently, and hurriedly introduced: "Brother, this is Uncle Ying Pingshan, the grandfather's comrade-in-arms."
Immediately, she said to the old man again: "Brother Ying, this is Chu Heng, we were talking about him just now!"
brother...
Chu Heng looked at the age spots on Ying Pingshan's face speechlessly, and expressed his admiration for Qin Xiaoniu's seniority.
"You are Chu Heng?" Ying Pingshan, who had just finished delivering the things, looked him up and down as if he was in contact with him for the first time. After looking him up and down, his eyes stopped on the things he brought, nodded, and said in a low voice: "Well, not bad, a good-looking talent!"
This looks quite normal!
Chu Heng smiled at him in bewilderment: "Grandpa Ying, you praise me! You are the dragon and phoenix among men."
"It's promising, the big characters are not a basket, and I can speak idioms." The deaf old lady's ears are also coming at this time, and she is working hard. She gave the old man a look, and then waved to Chu Heng with a smile: "Come on, little Hengzi Come here with the wife, let me see what good things I have brought."
"Let me open your eyes today!"
Chu Heng withdrew his gaze, came to the deaf old lady in a flutter, and took out things one by one: "Madam, these are all good things that my friend helped me get from the Friendship Store."
"Did you see? The brocade in Hangzhou was worn by dignitaries earlier, and this, foreign milk powder, it is said to contain trace elements, and little tiger girls will grow fast if they drink it. besides…"
Chu Heng introduced it forcefully. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
Ying Pingshan on the other side raised his heart, secretly looking at the other side nervously, worried that this clever old lady would see through their trick.
It was like this until the old lady accepted the things with a smile, and the old man breathed a sigh of relief.
But then, I saw his expression froze, his face twitched a few times involuntarily, and there were bursts of piercing strange smiles from his mouth.
"Jie Jie Jie... Jie Jie Jie..."
It's like a night owl crying, or like a ghost asking for his life.
Chu Heng was so scared that he almost peed!
"What's the matter?"
"Hey, I'm going crazy again."
The deaf old lady looked at Ying Pingshan with a complicated expression, and sighed: "Little Hengzi, go and feel in his pocket to see if there is any medicine."
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