It’s a Bit Early To Cross

Chu Heng's loud shout really shocked the two old ladies who were quarreling. The two shivered in tacit understanding, and then they both shut up and turned their eyes to the handsome boy who just came in, secretly speculating in their hearts. With his identity, he didn't dare to make a mistake for a while.

The old lady who was chanting sutras also raised her eyelids and cast a searching gaze. After glancing at the handsome face of this guy, there was an imperceptible flash of suddenness in the depths of her cloudy eyes. Then she looked back and continued to read her scriptures, as if there was nothing worthy of her concern in this world.

Chu Heng looked at the fat and thin old ladies who had finally calmed down, and felt that the world suddenly became better!

He breathed a sigh of relief, and waved helplessly to the one-eyed old man who was huddled in the corner of the room and looking at other people, and said, "Why do you keep standing so far away, come here."

"well!"

The old man lowered his head and timidly responded, bowed his head and was about to recite some sentences, put his hands that he didn't know where to put his sleeves on his chest, like a slave meeting his master in a TV series, Walking to Chu Heng's side in small steps, he bowed to Xie Lixuan and the others with smiles all over his face: "Everyone... Hello, the leader, the little old man's surname is Huang Mingda, his character is Chongguang, he lives in the south of Baizhifang, what can he do for you today?" It is a great honor for the leaders to serve you, and if you have any orders, just speak your words!"

"Brother, you are too serious!"

Xie Lixuan stood up with a funny face, without airs at all, walked around the table and came to the old man, took his hand kindly, and said in a kind tone: "I should apologize to you, for some housework , to trouble you to come all the way, it is really inappropriate."

Old man Xie has a violent temper, but whoever gets the point, with friends, relatives, enemies, etc., he never restrains his temper, scolds whenever he wants, beats whenever he wants.

But with ordinary people like the one-eyed old man, he has always been kind and friendly, and now he still has something to ask for, so he doesn't dare to put on airs.

He doesn't bother to do things like oppressing people with power!

But the one-eyed old man didn't know whether his attitude was sincere or acting, so he hurriedly cupped his hands: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, you can just call me Xiao Huang, and it's my honor to be able to share your worries."

Regardless of whether it is true or false, just pretend to be a grandson!

Xie Lixuan saw that he was still the same, so he stopped talking nonsense, pointed at the three old ladies, and said: "Then please trouble Brother Huang, and help us find out which one is true!"

"No trouble, no trouble, you deserve it!"

The one-eyed old man rubbed his hands, turned his head to look at the three old ladies, straightened his waist, and walked forward with his hands behind his back to examine them one by one, finally stopped in front of the old lady who was chanting sutras, and said with a sneer: "It's really interesting, the three of them There are moles on the left side of the face, well prepared!"

The old lady chanting sutra raised her eyes slightly, her eyes were calm, her face was calm, and she said calmly: "Then ask the old man to distinguish the truth from the false."

"Okay, then I'll check."

The old man turned around and came to the stout old lady, pointed at the mole on her face with a smile, and said: "Old sister, if I read correctly, your mole is inlaid on the back, right? "

There was a look of panic on the fat old lady's face, she immediately opened her eyes, and scolded angrily: "Fart your mother, your mother and I have this mole on my face since childhood, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will kill you!" !"

As she spoke, she raised her arm and swung it across the one-eyed old man's cheek.

The old man didn't expect the old lady to be so violent, and hurriedly backed away, trying to avoid it.

"Katsa!"

But Chu Heng was one step ahead of him, took out his gun and stood in front of the old man, put the muzzle of the gun on her forehead, and threatened, "Be honest! If you dare to do it again, I will kill you with one shot!"

As the old saying goes, those who are stupefied are afraid of being violent, and those who are violent are afraid of dying.

This fat old lady was stunned, with a cold muzzle on her forehead at this time, she dared to play tricks, stepped back in a panic, clamped her legs, and waved her hands with a pale face: "Don't dare!" , I dare not!"

"snort!"

Chu Heng withdrew the gun coldly, turned his head to the one-eyed old man who was staring at the gun in his hand and said, "Men, you continue."

"Huh? Oh oh!"

The old man came back to his senses, feeling suspicious for a while.

How about an ordinary little director?

Whose grain shop manager carries a gun with him when he goes out!

I figured it out!

Ah, there is no such thing as the truth!

The old man murmured in his heart, leaned close to Chu Heng, and said in a low voice, "Then what, little comrade, you have to help me get some boy's urine, and bring some with a rag after playing."

"Come on."

Chu Heng didn't ask why, but turned around and left the courtyard. He touched a few children on the road, gave him a handful of candy, bought a jar full of hot boy's urine, and ran back to Xie's small courtyard.

When he arrived in the courtyard, he followed the old man's instructions and took out a towel from the warehouse. After soaking it with a lot of boy's urine, he carried it back to the living room.

"Here it is." Chu Heng handed the old man the towel that was still dripping with disgust.

"You worked hard."

The old man didn't care about this, he grabbed it, walked up to the frightened fat old lady, put a towel on her face, and wiped it vigorously.

Smelling the smell of urine pouring into her nostrils, the old lady almost vomited, but she was frightened by Chu Heng's gun, so she could only endure the discomfort and let him do what she wanted.

Shaoqing.

The old man took back the towel, pointed at the old lady's empty left face, and said with a sneer, "How dare you lie to me with such a trick? Man, when I was playing this, you would scrape your crotch even when you crossed the threshold!"

The old lady didn't know what was going on, she looked at him in a daze: "You... what do you mean?"

The thin old lady on one side saw it clearly, patted her thigh excitedly, pointed at her and shouted: "Haha, I'll just say she's fake, she's all gone! Grab her, grab her!" She, don't let her run away!"

"ah!"

Only then did the fat old lady understand what was going on, she covered her face subconsciously, and turned around to run out the door.

"If you move, I'll kill you!" Chu Heng, who had waited for this moment, blocked the door with a wrong step, and once again sacrificed the killing weapon, forcing the old lady back.

The fat old lady knelt down with a plop, and begged with snot and tears: "Please, please forgive me, I was also forced, please forgive me!"

"Shut up!"

Chu Heng scolded irritably~www.readwn.com~ then ignored her, looked up at the one-eyed old man, and beckoned him to continue.

And the other people in the room didn't pay attention to the fat old lady any more. They all looked at the one-eyed old man. After all, they had already expected that there was a fake in it, so there was nothing to make a fuss about.

Only that strange middle-aged man was staring at the fat old lady, his body was really sweating, his face turned yellow and white, and it was more exciting than Sichuan opera.

At this time, the one-eyed old man came to the thin old lady.

"True gold is not afraid of fire, if you have any tricks, just come!"

The old lady held her head high and held her chest high, happy and fearless, but the dodge in her eyes did not escape Chu Heng's eyes!

Damn!

This is absolutely fake!

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