I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

"I can't help it anymore, this style of painting is so funny, it deserves to be my dog ​​brother."

"Brother Dog, 666...you contracted my laugh point for a year."

"I've only heard of Dragon Claw Shou, never heard of Dragon Claw Foot, Brother Gou, is this your own martial arts?"

"Little dog? This name, you are really awesome."

"Nima, I watched the live broadcast in the toilet, and I laughed into my shit."

"Upstairs, you're pretty good. I was eating, but I sprayed a table of food. Now I am being served by my wife's golden cudgel."

Huang Xiaochu asked: "Later!"

"Later it was much simpler. I joined the wolf pack. The wolf pack leader saw that I had an extraordinary temperament and was a rare dog, and passed the throne to me. From then on I have become the wolf pack leader."

Dogs?

The four heard this.

Laughed for a long time.

The words of the big yellow dog directly contracted their laughter for a year.

The big yellow dog said again: "In front of the she-wolf, you must show mighty domineering, let them surrender willingly at your feet, let them kneel and call father!"

Damn it.

This dead dog is here again.

"Being a dog is the same as being a human being. When a man is domineering, a woman will surrender willingly."

The Green Wolf roared in a low voice.

The big yellow dog turned his head: "Dad, I'm here."

The four were taken aback.

what's the situation?

Your mighty domineering too!

Your dignity too!

Feelings, you are kneeling on the ground and calling you father!

Why is it different from what you said.

The live broadcast room frantically complained.

"Nima's brother, you guy is not honest, obviously you kneeled on the ground and called daddy, so you really lied to us."

"Big yellow dog, you are a real dog."

"I almost believed it. Brother Dog pretended to be coercive in front of outsiders, but at home he could only call himself daughter-in-law and father."

"Brother Dog, your image has dropped a bit in my heart."

"Brother Dog is so cute, this change in style was unexpected."

The big yellow dog walked to the green wolf and let out a low growl.

The big yellow dog bit the bowl and walked over.

"My father, no, my wife still wants to eat, give me some more."

The four of them laughed.

Huang Xiaochu gave a bowl of honey and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Brother Dog, I didn't expect you to be a person who is afraid of your wife."

The big yellow dog said: "What do you know, this is mutual love, you bachelors will not understand."

Teacher He's three mouths twitched.

Come on.

He was despised by the big yellow dog again.

The big yellow dog held the bowl in front of the green wolf.

The green wolf licked fiercely again.

Honey is too delicious for Green Wolf.

The big yellow dog returned to the four.

Zifeng said: "Rhubarb, I just filmed what you said into a video and posted it to Grandpa Lin's Weibo. Grandpa Lin's fans are growing wildly again."

The big yellow dog said: "Master Lin is not interested in these, and will give me the reward."

Zifeng asked, "You are a dog, what are you doing with money!"

"Buy more animals from chickens, ducks and sheep, and put them in the mountains. My compatriots are very hungry."

Zifeng shook his head: "No, Grandpa Lin said, this money has to be donated to the charity foundation."

"Forget it, I don't dare to move Mr. Lin's things."

Peng Peng asked: "Brother Gou, I just heard you say that you have lived for five hundred years. Tell us honestly, is Grandpa Lin a fairy? Is it Old Immortal Lin."

The four stared at the big yellow dog.

The big yellow dog said: "After talking so much, I'm tired, I'll go to sleep for a while, bake it, call me!"

The big yellow dog walked to the nest.

I murmured in my heart: If I expose the secrets of Old Man Lin, I won't have to be skinned by him.

The four were taken aback.

It seems that Grandpa Lin really has a secret.

Huang Xiaochu brushed honey.

Brush on it a little bit, splashing a burst of sparks.

The fragrance is blowing.

Peng Peng said: "Brother Dog, don't sleep, we still want to hear you tell a story, you are telling it."

The big yellow dog glanced at Peng Peng.

Rolled his eyes.

Sleeping.

Teacher He smiled and said: "Just let Rhubarb go to sleep, don't Rhubarb stay for a few more days, I have time later."

Zifeng nodded: "Yes, I don't want to leave anymore. I really want to live here forever. I have rhubarb by my side. I don't know how happy it is."

Huang Xiaochu shook his head: "Rhubarb is going to leave sooner or later, don't forget, he has his own affiliation, he is now the leader of the wolf clan, the leader of the clan, and there are a few little wolves to raise."

The three were silent.

Huang Xiaochu is right.

He will leave sooner or later.

The longing life this year has subverted their cognition.

Not only Grandpa Lin, but also the big yellow dog raised by Grandpa Lin.

Even the big yellow dog speaks human words.

Emotional intelligence is unmatched.

night.

Huang Xiaochu finally finished the meal, and the six pheasants were also roasted brown, giving off an attractive fragrance.

Huang Xiaochu took two of them and put them at the door of Xiaowo.

The green wolf looked at the pheasant, and his saliva was left on the ground.

The big yellow dog growled.

The green wolf bit at the pheasant and gobbled it up.

Lin Xiao said, "Rhubarb, I won't come out to eat yet."

"Here, Old Man Lin."

The big yellow dog arrived at the table.

Squatting down beside Lin Xiao.

The big yellow dog gobbled it up.

Eat with relish: "Well, it's really fragrant, Huang Xiaochu, your craftsmanship is so good, the outside is crispy and the inside is tender, just right for me."

"It is a blessing for Sansheng to be praised by Brother Dog."

Big yellow dog: "It is the best to get praise from Mr. Lin."

Huang Xiaochu gave Lin Xiao a piece of roast chicken.

"Grandpa Lin, you always taste it, how does it taste?"

Lin Xiao nodded: "Yes, there is a chef demeanor."

Huang Xiaochu was overjoyed.

It's great to get praise from Grandpa Lin.

That is an honor.

The big yellow dog said: "It's so delicious. Tomorrow I will catch a wild goat and make a whole sheep feast. With Xiao Huang's cooking skills~www.wuxiaspot.com~ it must be delicious."

Huang Xiaochu nodded: "That's a deal. Tomorrow we will follow you up the mountain."

"Okay, that's it."

Teacher He smiled and said: "Then tomorrow I will go up the mountain with Peng Peng, the rhubarb will be responsible for hunting, and Peng Peng and I will be responsible for carrying the goats."

Peng Peng nodded: "Well, I also want to see Brother Dog, how to hunt."

The big yellow dog said: "This is too simple. I can use one trick to move the universe and kill a wild goat in an instant."

The four laughed out loud.

Brother Gou is bragging again.

Grandpa Lin might.

But how could you be a dog?

Lin Xiao said, "Then I will trouble you. Your wife needs at least half a goat every day. You can pack food for these days."

"That's natural. Father Lin has raised it for so many years. It's time for Rhubarb to pay back."

Zifeng asked: "How many years?"

"Have a meal."

here we go again.

Grandpa Lin just refused to reveal the secret.

The big yellow dog looked at Zifeng: Little girl, she wanted to find out about Grandpa Lin's secrets.

Peng Peng asked: "Grandpa Lin, you can make Rhubarb speak. I also have a puppy in my house. Can you please?"

Lin Xiao shook his head: "You think too much. The big yellow dog got a chance. It took more than ten years to turn on wisdom and get a dog out of the animal realm. It's not as simple as you think."

The big yellow dog echoed: "Don't think about it. If Grandpa Lin had such a method, I would have asked Grandpa Lin to open up my green wolf, and then it would be your puppy's turn."

Peng Peng shook his head.

Come on.

It doesn't seem to work.

All four of them have such thoughts in their hearts. After all, it must be very interesting to have a dog who has been talking to follow him.

The next day, today's longing life will usher in the second guest.