I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

Chapter 79: , Gou Ge performs stand-up comedy

Old Dong and Old Li hurried down the river and walked by the river.

Old Li: "Dong Lao, this is all to blame for you, what kind of fish you are fishing, now it's fine, if we really can't catch it, we can't drink, we can only stare."

Old Dong snorted coldly: "It's not about what gift you brought, Grandpa Lin is annoying you."

"Old man, you mentioned it first, I just said it smoothly."

"Smelly old man, you obviously said it."

"Oh, then we will go fishing. Whoever loses will not be allowed to drink at noon."

"Okay, you think I'm afraid you won't make it."

"I have never lost fishing."

"Aside from bragging, do you do anything else?"

Teacher He looked at the two with staring eyes.

The words came to a halt: "Two grandpas, you should go fishing! It is estimated that the fish will be scared away by you after such a disturbance."

Only then did Elder Dong and Elder Li give up.

Sitting leisurely by the river and fishing.

Siheyuan.

The big yellow dog walked to Lin Xiao's side: "Grandpa Lin, there is something wrong with the green wolf. He is restless at night. Isn't he sick?"

Lin Xiao glanced at Green Wolf.

Shaking his head: "It's okay, it's going to be born in a few days."

The big yellow dog ran over excitedly.

"Papa Qing, you are finally going to give birth, I am going to be a father."

Huang Xiaochu smiled: "Big yellow dog, your dad barks so kindly."

The big yellow dog said: "Huang Xiaochu, I don't believe it. Have you ever called your daughter-in-law father?"

"there has never been."

Huang Xiaochu shook his head and said;

"I know you don't call during the day and call at night."

Huang Xiaochu:······

You are a real dog.

Hearing these words in the live broadcast room, crazy barrage.

"Haha... Huang Xiaochu also has times when she is flat."

"Not calling during the day, calling at night, this...this has a lot of meaning!"

"Huang Xiaochu, you just admit it, you don't care when you see Brother Dog shout out."

"Brother Dog, Niubi Klass, none of Huang Xiaochu can hold you down."

"Brother Gou is too good, and only Grandpa Lin can suppress Brother Gou. Grandpa Lin only needs a word, and Brother Gou has to obediently admit it."

Huang Xiaochu coughed;

"Rhubarb, don't talk nonsense, where did you hear these unscrupulous slings, be careful Grandpa Lin shut your mouth again!"

The big yellow dog heard this.

Looking back at Lin Xiao.

Lin Xiao didn't care.

Sitting on the edge of the pavilion, drinking tea.

Big yellow dog: "It's really boring. I don't even have a rival, so I knew that Grandpa Lin was the real dog."

Zifeng said: "Rhubarb, the director said, invite a guest to treat you and talk to you."

"Who?"

"Yue Xiaopeng."

The big yellow dog said: "It's a good idea to talk about cross talk with me, but he is not my opponent, I am invincible in the world."

Come on!

The big yellow dog began to pretend again.

You are still invincible, and you are not afraid of Grandpa Lin.

At this moment.

Inside the villa.

Yue Xiaopeng looked at the live broadcast room and heard the words of the big yellow dog, his laughter turned off.

Yesterday, I received a call from the master, saying that he would participate in the longing life column group as a special guest, and reward Mr. Guo to tell him that as long as he can bring back Grandpa Lin's wine.

Two million rewards.

Did not bring it back, not a dime.

It seems that Grandpa Lin's wine is really so good, even President Wang and Li Lianjie, like it, this wine can't be measured by money, no wonder the master is also greedy.

Yue Xiaopeng smiled at the corner of his mouth: "It's so interesting, Brother Dog has a very high EQ!"

At that time, I can really have a period with Rhubarb.

I'm really looking forward to it.

This must go!

Must have a cross talk with the big yellow dog.

Suppress the arrogance of the big yellow dog.

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Zifeng smiled: "Just blow it up. If you have the ability, come to a stand-up comedy. If you have this ability, I will admire you."

Big yellow dog: "Cut, little meaning."

"Then you have a paragraph, I will listen."

The big yellow dog said: "Don't talk about it."

Zifeng looked at Grandpa Lin, thinking: "Grandpa Lin, do you want to hear it?"

Lin Xiao smiled: "Yes."

Big yellow dog:·····

Zifeng, you are uneasy and kind!

Zifeng's strategy succeeded and looked at the big yellow dog: "How about it, Grandpa Lin wants to hear it, so just say something?"

The big yellow dog said helplessly.

"Okay, but don't blame me!"

Zifeng was taken aback.

What do you mean?

At this time, Huang Xiaochu also became interested, and sat aside, listening to a cross talk from the big yellow dog.

The big yellow dog coughed.

Thunder in the live room.

"Fuck, Brother Dog is awesome, Brother Dog is domineering."

"Brother Dog, you still say stand-up comedy, this...this is too awesome."

"Brother Gou, this is omnipotent. Even stand-up comedy can be used. You must know that stand-up comedy is more difficult than two people. After all, one person must speak and the other person will answer the conversation."

"A dog said stand-up comedy, I laughed and peeed."

"Am I dreaming? Brother Dog still talks about cross talk."

"It's started, it's started."

The big yellow dog said: "You all know that Zifeng is a girl. She usually looks at the gentleman, and does some pranks on weekdays. One day, his boyfriend is on a business trip."

Zifeng was taken aback.

What do you say about me, rhubarb, are you guys taking revenge?

damn it.

The big yellow dog said again: "His boyfriend is very good. He told Zifeng that he was safe a few hours ago. The boyfriend and boyfriend are in love. The two people are on the phone. It's okay. But Zifeng likes pranks. , Pick up the phone easily."

"Called his boyfriend's room again."

"It is very common to call and chat, Zifeng lowered his voice:'Hello Sir, do you need special service?'."

The big yellow dog learns Zifeng's speech ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ vividly.

Zifeng was shocked.

This... will rhubarb change its tone?

How can this be?

Huang Xiaochu also looked surprised.

You are too good rhubarb!

It’s difficult to express words in stand-up comedy. If there are two people talking, you must change the tone of voice in order to achieve the effect. This is also the most difficult part.

The big yellow dog came here at his fingertips, not only changed his tone, but also directly turned into Zifeng to speak.

The operation of the big yellow dog was heard in the live broadcast room.

Explode directly.

"Fuck, was it really Rhubarb talking just now? How do I feel that Zifeng was talking."

"Brother Gou is really awesome, and can become a woman's voice. Brother Gou is a rhythm to be refined!"

"Brother Dog is so awesome, this has subverted my cognition."

"Nima, Brother Gou, this is a rhythm to be refined."

"Brother Dog still imitates a woman's voice, which is terrible."

Countless barrage in the live broadcast room,

Full screen 666····

The big yellow dog said again: "Zifeng's boyfriend said, "No, I have called for special services." At this time, Zifeng made a few noises..."

Huang Xiaochu petrified instantly.