Jiayou's Fun

Yunchaling, a big mountain with the word "poke", is deep in the cave.

In the place where Old Xiong Zun lives on weekdays, a female practitioner dressed in white, who looks to be only fifteen or sixteen years old, and is extremely beautiful dances a tempered gold coiled dragon gun, making a whirring sound like a windmill.

This female nun's scalp was shaved smoothly and was as clear as crystal. A bright moonlight of Buddha hung behind her head, making her entire bald head seem to become transparent. The red mole between her eyebrows glowed faintly, and a very thin line of red light could be seen spraying out from the red mole dozens of feet away, like a gossamer, piercing into the void.

Even with the naked eye of a mortal, one can see wisps of strange Taoist charm turning into shimmering light, winding along the gossamer-like red light, and constantly pouring into the female cultivator's head. This is clearly a manifestation of Tao reaching a certain extreme, where the great avenues of heaven and earth converge on their own, and every moment seems to be a sign of falling into a state of enlightenment.

In other words, even if this female cultivator idles around all day long, wandering around and doing nothing, her realm will continue to improve, her magic power will continue to grow, and all her magical powers will be natural, and she does not need to spend any time cultivating them. superior.

This was Old Xiong Zun’s old master, the ‘Master Long Yue’ of the Landa Holy Land, and one of the few ‘Half-Step Masters’ in Buddhism.

In the former Landa Holy Land, Master Lang Yue was not a supreme power at the level of 'Buddha', nor did he practice the majestic avenues of Landa Holy Land. Instead, he was known as a 'side sect', and was even known as 'the number one in the outer sect of Landa Holy Land'. '.

As a 'deviant', Master Lang Yue is proficient in cultivation and alchemy, especially in refining all kinds of strange poisons, and he is the most expert. She even knows that she can basically not refine all the serious healing, detoxifying, cultivating, and nourishing elixirs, but all kinds of weird elixirs, as long as they are not serious, the more unreasonable they are. , the better she gets.

She is also proficient in all kinds of magical powers, such as witchcraft, curses, supporting jis, divination, etc. She also doesn't know any of the magnificent and majestic magical powers of Buddhism. However, she has mastered all kinds of secret arts such as illusion, ecstasy, searching for souls, entering dreams, etc. to an extremely advanced level, which is unmatched by anyone in Landa Holy Land.

And the title of 'Number One in the Outer Sect' comes from the fact that she has been fond of collecting... no, adopting all kinds of monsters since she was a child. For example, Old Xiong Zun was the beast she adopted to guard the mountain. Because of her hobby, there are countless strange and weird disciples at the outer gate of Landa Holy Land. The evil monsters in Yuncha Ridge today are basically her legacy from that time!

All in all, this is a nun who is extravagant in nature and is best at "not doing her job"!

Just as he was dancing the Coiled Dragon Spear, he suddenly saw Old Xiong Zun staggering in. Master Lang Yue threw away the Coiled Dragon Spear. With a bang, the spear flew far away and penetrated deeply into the cave wall, stabbing a Buddha statue inside a Buddhist niche to the core.

Master Lang Yue coughed lightly, put his hands in front of his heart, formed a graceful Buddha seal, and put on a solemn appearance.

"I haven't seen you for many years, Xiaohei. I'm very relieved that you are still well."

Master Langyue's face was soft, his eyes were pure and kind, and his whole body exuded the compassion and peace that a great Buddhist monk should have. His strong and pure Buddhist aura enveloped the entire cave. She looked at Old Xiong Zun gently, and every pore in her body seemed to be emitting a warm light.

That is a kind of "loving light" called "loving mother"!

Old Xiong Zun shivered, subconsciously took two steps back, his body trembled violently, and said in horror: "You... don't speak in this tone... I'm afraid! Every time you do this If you pretend, we will always be the unlucky ones in the end!"

"Scared, these words are sad!" Master Lang Yue raised her brows and widened her eyes. She put away the bright light behind her head, flew back, and with a 'bang' sound, she sat cross-legged in the old man's chair. Xiong Zun, sitting on the high chair, shouted carelessly: "Okay, stop pretending... Come here, serve the wine! Hey, I feel like a bird in my mouth, hurry up and get some delicacies from the mountains and seas to make up for it... Tsk! The ugly thing to say is, Lord Buddha, I am not a vegetarian!"

"Hey, hey!" Old Xiong Zun clicked his lips, come on, this is the taste, that's right!

After the wine was filled and the meat was served, Master Langyue picked up the big bowl and drank three bowls of strong wine with a bang. He grabbed a large piece of stewed deer tendon and chewed it wildly for a long time. He sighed contentedly.

Old Xiong Zun was holding a wine jar at the side. When he saw Master Langyue's triumphant look, he laughed: "Emotion, are you alive?"

Master Lang Yue glanced at Old Xiong Zun and snorted coldly: "How can it be so easy to die if you want to? But it's just a little bit close."

Master Langyue, who was so high-spirited, couldn't help but show a hint of fear when he said the words 'just a little bit'... Her eyes flickered, and her face twitched slightly. After a long time, she He shook his head hard and exhaled heavily.

'Boom, boom, boom', after downing three more bowls of strong liquor, Master Langyue shook his head and said: "Don't say it, don't say it, don't mention it, don't mention it... Hey, some old ghosts are still staring at me from behind... Here, if even the slightest leak is made, God knows what messy things will happen."

"For my own little life, and for the lives of you bastards, I can't say it, I can't say it!" Master Lang Yue winked at Old Xiong Zun, and laughed "hehe": "Buddha said, you can't say it!" Say, don't say it...Are you feeling itchy? It's like when you were a child, I hung a beehive in front of you, and used a small Vajra aperture to lock you in place... Oh my, sweet honey, look I got it, but I can’t eat it, hehe!”

Old Xiong Zun's face was already dark enough, but when Master Lang Yue teased him like this, his face became even darker and twitching. He said dryly: "You can't say it. Of course there are reasons that can't be said. Hey, I'm no longer the same person I was back then. I understand the truth of 'the more you know, the faster you die'!"

At that time, he saw with his own eyes that the natal Buddha seal left by Master Lang Yue in Yuncha Ridge collapsed. It was a sign of complete ashes and complete annihilation. Logically speaking, there is no way she would be spared. Over the years, Old Xiong Zun has made fierce gestures in the direction of heaven every morning, just to commemorate Master Long Yue!

However, Master Lang Yue, who was originally completely dead, suddenly appeared in his cave today!

Don't dare to say, don't dare to think, don't dare to study carefully!

Old Xiong Zun was born in Buddhism. He had seen the terrifying scene of the Buddhist power dominating and controlling everything when Landa Holy Land was at its peak. He had also seen the three Taichu, Taihu and Taiyi supported by the Qing Emperor, together with a The powerful power of the ticket subverted the Landa Holy Land with extremely bloody and cruel methods, and slaughtered most of the Supreme Taichu Heaven in a cruel scene.

Those whirlpools, filled with a hundred of him or a thousand of him, would have been completely turned into ashes... And Master Long Yue, who he was sure had been turned into ashes, suddenly jumped back after many years!

He knew very well how terrible some old bald men in the Landa Holy Land were.

Those old bald men were not only horribly advanced in cultivation, but also had dark hearts... In the world of Bite's mother-in-law's world, those gangsters and loan sharks were the scoundrels who broke people's bones and sucked out their marrow, tricking people into selling their children and daughters, and ruining their families. The gangster is a hundred times, a thousand times more evil!

Therefore, Master Lang Yue didn’t say anything, how could he, Old Xiong Zun, be so virtuous and capable as to dare to ask about the mysterious activities involved?

Just think of it as time to be quiet!

Just think that Master Langyue, the old master of Yunchaling, just got interested occasionally and went out for a tour. Today, he was exhausted and finally remembered his little nest and ran away again. Come back!

This Yuncha Ridge was originally her dojo.

He will always be the blind bear beside her, patrolling the mountains and guarding the door for her... Well, that's the truth.

Old Xiong Zun's mood calmed down inexplicably. He held the wine jar and filled Master Lang Yue's wine continuously. Master Lang Yue smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into a straight line, and he downed several bowls of strong wine in a row.

"Well, what did you and the commander say just now?" Master Lang Yue looked at Old Xiong Zun with a smile.

Old Xiong Zun was stunned, and a bunch of black hair on his back suddenly stood up.

His conversation with the Grand Commander seemed careless, but in fact, there were countless restrictions placed in all directions, and there were even several extremely powerful secret treasures that sealed the void and isolated cause and effect... The Grand Commander and Old Xiong Zun had special identities. The secret meeting was really a shameful thing... Whether it was to Heaven or to these monsters in Yunchaling, these two people should not get together!

Therefore, they used all their means to guard against being discovered, lest anyone discover their secret meeting.

Master Lang Yue actually...knows?

Unknowingly to Old Xiong Zun, Master Lang Yue actually knew that he had met in private with the Commander-in-Chief?

Countless thoughts suddenly passed through Old Xiong Zun's mind - ahem, this crooked little nun, when did she return to Yunchaling? How long has she been back? Is she clear about many things in Yunchaling?

Ahem, of course, Old Xiong Zun has nothing to hide.

Old Xiong Zun has nothing to hide from her... nothing, and there is no need to!

Old Xiong Zun honestly told the ‘deal’ between himself and the commander. After explaining the plan between him and the Grand Commander very seriously, word for word, and without any changes, Old Xiong Zun looked at Master Lang Yue cautiously: "Look, is this guy reliable? "

Master Langyue was holding the sea bowl. The red mole between his eyebrows flickered with faint light. The gossamer-like red light that penetrated straight out stretched straight. The red light tore through the void, making a "chichi" sound, and exuded a terrifying aura that made Old Xiong Zun tremble. .

Old Xiong Zun couldn't help but look at Master Lang Yue in shock.

His current cultivation level should be far superior to that of Master Lang Yue back then... Master Lang Yue back then was just a 'half-step master', but today's Old Xiong Zun, in the long years, has experienced countless During the life and death experience, he clearly told the world that he had condensed forty-nine Emperor Seal Dao Fruits!

And secretly, he also hid one hundred and eight Emperor Seal Dao Fruits!

With this level of cultivation, Old Xiong Zun was confident that even the top Buddhas in the Landa Holy Land, including Master Abbot, seemed to have the courage to pass a few tricks.

But the feeling Master Lang Yue gave Old Xiong at this moment was the same as the feeling he had when he was a child, when his parents were attacked and killed by monsters, and he was left alone to survive in the mountains and forests, and was picked up by Master Lang Yue... Powerful, majestic, and helpless Victory, inviolability!

Old Xiong Zun couldn't help but tremble in his heart - the thieves in Landa Holy Land are so weird and terrifying... Master Langyue, what's going on? Why did he come back after dying and be so strong that he was so ridiculously strong?

After all, has Master Lang Yue had any adventures in these years?

Or, in this 'death disaster', Master Lang Yue found her 'true self' from who knows how many reincarnations before?

Old Xiong Zun shook his head speechlessly.

There are all kinds of weird things about Buddhism, especially the many ways to ambush in reincarnation, which are so mysterious that he really can’t figure it out!

"Qing Sha?" Master Lang Yue smiled slightly: "I don't know which senior brother is the author... But looking at this kind of behavior, maybe it is... scary, don't care so much."

Picking up the sea bowl, he drank it all in one gulp and placed it heavily on the stone table in front of him. Master Lang Yue burped and looked at Old Xiong Zun with a smile: "Xiao Hei, I think, big The commander’s suggestion is quite good…but it’s not okay for you to make such a small fuss!”

"Well, adding fuel to the fire, right?"

"Make things bigger!"

Master Lang Yue grabbed a piece of braised wild boar ear and chewed it happily. He narrowed his eyes in happiness and said with sincerity: "Hey, this taste... It's still the same as the famous and time-honored Baixianglou Laolu in Wangchuan Continent. It tastes like... You are so thoughtful. After so many years, Wangchuan has become a pig farm in heaven, and you can actually preserve that pot of old stewed soup."

"Hey, hey..." Master Langyue swallowed the plump pig's ear and said softly: "The commander-in-chief has slacked off. He wants to calm down the storm and calm the sea... but how is that possible? The momentum is rolling. He’s just a commander, he can’t stop him!”

"Make things bigger!"

"By the way, that Yuan Fu, if I find him, I will live... I am very curious about the causes and consequences of his defection from Heaven... Some things may be related to the incident that we made great efforts to track down but did not follow. Related... In short, let’s capture Yuan Fu first!”

Old Xiong Zun frowned.

He thought for a while and said with a wry smile: "That Qingsha has an unpredictable origin. He wants to..."

Master Lang Yue nodded and clapped his hands gently: "In this way, use Dharma, be vigorous, learn a lot, and have a wide knowledge."

Four rays of golden light flickered in the cave, and the space rippled like water waves. The four were one foot six feet tall, wearing lotus pattern lock gold armor, holding the Demon-Conquering Pestle, the Mingguang Pestle, the Vajra Pestle, and the Powerful Pestle respectively. The stern man, who had clearly reached the realm of the so-called 'Buddha', walked out of it with long strides.

Old Xiong Zun shivered and looked at these four completely unfamiliar Buddhas in shock. He had never seen or heard of them in the Landa Holy Land, but they gave him a great sense of threat.

"Let their Four-Pillar King Kong assist you... Get that boy Yuan Hu first. This is the first thing." Master Lang Yue snatched the wine jar from Old Xiong Zun's hand. He didn't bother to use the bowl and faced the jar directly. He drank with a banging sound and said, "Go ahead and be careful...the wind is high and the sea is strong, it's going to be a high tide!"

The four strong men with beards lined up in a row and stood behind Old Xiong Zun without saying a word.

The hair on Old Xiong Zun's body stood up. His simple words, "The tide is rising," made him inexplicably see a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood, a sky filled with flames of war, and countless horrific, hell-like scenes.

Old Xiong Zun's teeth collided violently, making a crisp 'click' sound.

At this moment, his soul suddenly sublimated to an extreme level. Old Xiong Zun, who majored in Buddhist techniques and specialized in 'Dharma Protector' and 'Dou Zhan' magical powers, suddenly had an epiphany. He suddenly realized that he had been confused for countless years. He had faced some obstacles in Buddhism for a long time, but he broke through them and made vigorous progress in his practice. From a so-called 'Vajra Monk' in Landa Holy Land, he quietly changed his profession to specialize in 'Dao practice' and 'Dharma power', and became proficient in all kinds of things. A "magic monk" who has all kinds of "supernatural powers" and is good at all kinds of "wonderful methods".

With the help of this sudden breakthrough, Old Xiong Zun's soul suddenly jumped out of the long river of time. Facing the terrifying erosion of the mighty power of time, Old Xiong Zun hurriedly followed the direction of the river's flow, choosing the right path. I looked at the tributary that was most likely to happen, and looked deeply and with all my strength at the tributary that had the greatest causal relationship with me and could become my future.

He saw a tall, burly figure.

He was quite familiar with this figure... Even two years ago, when Yuan Fu defected from the Heavenly Court and took refuge in Yuncha Ridge, letting Lord Heiyun act as his shield and dragging the entire Yuncha Ridge into a sudden war, the old man Lord Xiong has even seen the owner of this figure with his own eyes!

He even paid attention to the role that the owner of this figure played in several subsequent 'big events' in the Supreme Taichu Heaven.

For example, the owner of this figure, his sworn brother, actually 'slept' with that old woman who lived too long... Hey, do you dare to think? This guy's sworn brother actually slept with the white lady!

All the scenes that Old Xiong saw in that hasty glance just now were engraved in the depths of his soul. He was extremely solemn, extremely affectionate and intimate, with a trace of reluctance, and saluted Master Langyue, turning back every step of the way. He left his cave with four giant bearded men with terrifying auras.

Before leaving the cave, Old Xiong Zun hesitated for a moment, then approached a giant Buddhist niche and bowed deeply to the statue of Master Lang Yue carved in the Buddhist niche.

His heart was filled with endless apologies.

He actually learned to hide his thoughts from Master Langyue!

He had strange thoughts in his mind just now, but he did not express these thoughts to Master Lang Yue without any reservation, just like he did back then!

"Time makes people grow old... I am not the cub that I used to be after all!"

Old Xiong Zun rolled up a dark cloud, controlled the strong wind, and walked out like lightning.

"I have finally... grown up!"