Jiayou's Fun

Xuanyan Immortal Dynasty, in the northeast corner, adjacent to Dazheng Immortal Dynasty, Jinge County.

Canghailou ruled the three great immortal dynasties with a vast territory and numerous vassal states. The three great immortal dynasties formed an excellent buffer zone with countless vassal states. Only the Xuanyan Immortal Dynasty and the Dazheng Immortal Dynasty were directly adjacent to each other in the Golden Pavilion County.

Because Canghai Tower strictly prohibits official conflicts in the Immortal Dynasty under its rule, the Jinge County of the Xuanyan Immortal Dynasty and the Yajiao County of the opposite Dazheng Immortal Dynasty are called county governments, but in fact they have territories as large as three or five prefectures. , only normal tax officials were stationed to scrape the land. Apart from this, no other administrative officials or troops were stationed.

Here, it became the appendix of the two immortal dynasties.

As time passed, countless desperate bandits, rogue cultivators, run-down families, etc. all poured into these two counties in search of a way to survive.

Gradually, this place completely became a no-nonsense zone.

The local forces that gradually became the norm, as long as they dealt with the tax collectors stationed by the two immortal dynasties and obediently handed over their share of the offerings, they could act unscrupulously and even 'replace the king's law with family law'.

The confusion can be imagined.

It was dusk when Lu Qian encountered the evil funeral procession in the mountains.

Kinkaku-gun Tern Castle is a small town in the north of the central part of Kinkaku-gun. It has a permanent population of hundreds of thousands and a radiation range of thousands of miles. It is adjacent to a huge, ocean-like lake to the north, and the other three sides are surrounded by mountains and rivers. There are many green mountains, full of bandits, evil cultivators, monsters, and other unexplainable evil things.

Outside Tern City, next to the big lake, there is a series of cliffs stretching for thousands of miles. There are many bird nests on them, filled with terns with black backs and white bellies. At dusk, countless terns that go hunting on the big lake flap their wings and ride the evening breeze back to their nests.

The sky is filled with the sound of flapping wings. When the lake breeze blows, countless bird feathers fly all over the sky. Even the unscrupulous terns move their belly in the air, causing bird droppings to spray all over the sky. The air is filled with the smell of fish and... The smell of shit makes people want to vomit.

More than twenty miles away from Tern City, on a remote cliff, a lonely small temple lay helplessly in the shadow of a hill. Under the setting sun, it is difficult for people with poor eyesight to notice the existence of this small temple if it is a little far away.

The sound of "dud-duk-duk" wooden fish came from far away. At dusk, the monks in the small temple were doing evening classes. In the Buddhist hall, two skinny young monks, together with more than twenty novice monks who were also skinny, were knocking on wooden fish and chanting sutras.

The host of the small temple was the bald man who transformed into Lu Qian and killed Jinkeng, forcing Lu Qian to break away from the temple and escape.

He returned to his original appearance at this moment, sitting in the small thatched pavilion in the backyard, smiling and looking at the fat monk sitting opposite, who was holding a huge wine gourd and gulping down wine.

This bald man was as thin as a stick insect.

The great monk sitting opposite him was as fat as a well-fed cabbage caterpillar. He was plump and plump, and the fat under his skin was so tender and trembling that it almost burst out of the thin skin.

The fat monk is a little shorter than the bald man by an inch or two, but his waist is at least thirty or forty as thick as the bald man. He sits cross-legged under the pavilion, like a mountain of meat, and his whole body almost fills the pavilion. There was not much space, and the bald man had to be ejected from the thatched pavilion.

Taking one sip of wine after another, the fat monk burped and glanced sideways at the bald man.

"When a distinguished guest comes to your door, you always have to prepare something for dinner!"

The bald man smiled slightly and nodded gently: "Xiaomiao is poor and has no budget for dinner... Moreover, Xiaomiao upholds the precepts and does not eat after lunch."

The fat monk was stunned and sneezed heavily towards the bald man.

He rummaged around in his sleeve with his right hand for a while, and with a 'pop' sound, he slapped a box that was one foot square, green like glass, with countless gold threads growing inside, and was obviously made of some kind of strange wood, onto the bald man. before.

Opening the box, there is a box full of top-quality pearls that are only the size of pigeon eggs, but are round in shape, silver-grey in color, and emit a silvery glow that can almost blind people's eyes.

"No suffering? No suffering!"

"No, here comes a great benefactor like me!"

"It's stupid, let the little bald donkeys outside exchange it for money, and get some good wine and meat... If there is a good brothel in Tern City, you can ask a few girls to come over and play the pipa and the flute." OK!"

"Hey...you guy, your life is really meaningless."

"For things like commandments, you just have to keep them occasionally... How can you learn from me? For example, in the past two and three quarters of an hour, I have been observing the killing commandment for a long time."

The bald man's smile faded, his lips curled up, and he looked at the box of pearls: "Where did this thing come from?"

The fat monk's smile became even brighter: "Am I not in Xuanfeng City to help you stop those idiots? Hahaha, since even their void movement formation was shattered, by the way, I also shattered the one in their imperial city. I just took some wine money from the palace of a few imperial concubines.”

The bald man stared directly at the fat monk.

The fat monk looked at the bald man with a smile.

The two looked at each other for a while, and the bald man sighed, took out a pearl from the box, and slowly stood up: "That's all, those little disciples are so innocent that they have never touched these mundane things in their hands. ’s... don’t ruin their practice... I’ll buy you good wine and good meat.”

"Remember, if Buddha blames you, this sin is all yours."

The bald man said to the fat monk seriously: "You still have to abide by the commandments!"

The bald man shook his body and disappeared.

The fat monk raised the wine gourd, took a few sips of old wine, and murmured in a low voice: "Buddha...scared, I have been practicing Buddha for so many years, but I have never even seen one of the legendary Arhats and Bodhisattvas, Buddha?"

"Precepts? Haha, Lord Buddha, my Buddha heart believes that everything I do is the precepts...then, Lord Buddha is a person who keeps the precepts!"

"Hey, it's true, everyone is just like a bandit, how can you talk about the rules and regulations?"

"If you really want to abide by the rules and precepts, what are you going to do to kill that unlucky kid? What are you doing to frame that little thief in the Fahai family? Haha... Yuan Lingtian's Buddhist reputation is so pure that you guys are so prude. Monk to the corrupt.”

"Hey, that little thief Fa Hai is bald, so pitiful. I don't know what he's become like now."

"If he can survive for more than a year under the joint pursuit of Canghai Tower and Baoguang Pavilion, will he be recruited?"

"Tsk, tsk, how could a little bald thief with a golden lotus flower survive for a year under their hands? There's also the matter of that crazy bitch in the photo studio... She killed her precious son."

While the fat monk was muttering, the bald man had already arrived in Tern City.

Above Tern City, thousands of feet above the ground, a bronze mirror was suspended on a cloud, emitting a dim light that swept over the bald man's body.

The bald man let the mirror light sweep over his body and walked leisurely across the street.

This precious mirror was set up by the Ouyang clan, the landowner of Tern City, who fled from other places three hundred years ago. It was specially used to monitor the monks entering and leaving the city, to guard against their own enemies, or the Ouyang clan who fled from other places three hundred years ago. The remnants of the previous landlord sneaked into the city.

In Tern City, there is only one tax collector and ten clerks.

There are nearly a thousand clan members. According to legend, the Ouyang clan, whose ancestors are from the Banbuzhao Void Realm, is the de facto ruler of Tern City. The Tern City Defense Army, which has a size of nearly 60,000 and is mainly composed of furnace-level and a small number of Fire-level monks, is the private thugs of the Ouyang clan. It tightly controls the territory of more than a thousand miles in radius.

The bald man didn't pay attention to all this.

He was stationed in Golden Pavilion County because of the three things here, because of the chaos here... and some ulterior secrets.

On weekdays, he walked in and out of Tern City and never caused any trouble.

When he entered the city today, he did not feel any danger.

Not to mention Tern City, no one in the entire Golden Pavilion County is qualified to make people feel the slightest bit of danger.

He rushed into the city and found a pawn shop opened by the Ouyang clan in the city. He directly placed the extremely precious night pearl in front of the pawn shop.

"My Buddha is merciful. This is the incense money donated by a donor. I asked the old gentleman to help exchange it for one or two." The bald man smiled and bowed to the court behind the counter: "Young monk, you will die if you don't redeem it... As for the price, I ask the old gentleman to take pity on the poor people of the small temple and give him a little preferential treatment."

Lao Chaofeng's eyes lit up, and he picked up the pearl and looked at it carefully.

The bald man was not in a hurry and stood quietly in front of the counter, watching Lao Chaofeng use various methods to test the bead.

In the Ouyang clan's main mansion in the south of Yan'ou City, a deacon responsible for daily monitoring of the city's movements hurried to the study of the current head of the Ouyang clan and gently handed over a portrait.

"This man is on our territory."

The current head of the Ouyang clan is a middle-aged man with an impressive appearance and an impressive appearance.

He took the portrait and his eyes suddenly widened: "How is that possible? According to the news from above, this guy is clearly running around in the northwest... and has looted several prefectures in succession!"

Taking a breath of cold air, the head of the Ouyang family let out a faint red light: "It seems that we are going to make a contribution this time. Send the news back to Xuanfeng City quickly, and use the most urgent Blood Feather Talisman to reach your majesty directly. , there must be no mistake.”

The head of the Ouyang family was so excited that he trembled all over: "Unexpectedly, such a big man is hidden in the little Tern City? Whether he is a clone or a supernatural power, this credit is enough for us to move away from this useless place. , how about changing to a wealthy residence?"

In an instant, an urgent letter was transmitted directly to Xuanfeng City through a secretly erected miniature magic circle. After a few turns of hands, it reached Xuan Taiyi, who was squatting beside the ruins of Dajinshan Temple.

"This..." Xuan Taiyi exclaimed and immediately ordered: "You must live!"