Jiayou's Fun

The Duke's Mansion of Lai Kingdom is the courtyard closest to the ethnic studies.

The main house on the north side.

Wearing a white scarf on his head, dog skin plaster on his temples, and a sickly look on his face, Lu Jun was wearing underwear. He was shivering and carrying a ruler that he usually used in ethnic studies. His face was twisted, but he tried his best to lower his voice and scolded.

"You evil beast, kneel down!"

A handsome young man who was a little over seven feet tall, with thin skin and tender flesh, stood in front of Lu Jun with his head held up with an indifferent expression, pretending that he had not heard Lu Jun's scolding, and even looked down upon him with disdain. , a puff of cold air came from his nostrils.

"You bastard, kneel down!"

Lu Jun raised the ruler in his hand, pretending to hit the young man.

The young man rolled his eyes, jerked his head forward, and shouted dryly: "Okay, beat me, beat me to death and knock me down. Anyway, this life is boring, and I don't want to live anymore!" "

Standing next to Lu Jun, a woman who looked to be in her early thirties and had some charm rushed forward and snatched the ruler from the hand of Lu Jun, who was weak.

"Oh, sir, what are you doing? Lin'er is our only son. He studies hard and is very weak. If you beat him..."

"He is our own son, and he is not a bunch of outsiders from the clan school who come to take advantage of our family...Those brats will be broken when they are broken. How can you beat our own son?"

Lu Jun was helpless and could only watch his wife snatch the ruler away.

His only precious son, Lu Lin, who was about the same age as Lu Qian, snorted again and pushed her head in front of Lu Jun: "Mom, don't persuade me, don't persuade me, just beat me to death."

"Aren't they just a few little golden barleys? What do they count?"

"I've feasted on those brothers so many times, so what's the point of inviting them back once?"

"This little Jinbaozi..." Lu Jun was so angry that his son took him out to entertain people, and he was completely defeated overnight. It was the little Jinbaozi who was left to him when Bai Lang came to 'visit' him. The cost of the decoction and medicine.

This amount of money is not much, and Lu Jun still has to bear the reputation of "unrecognizing people and misleading people".

Lu Jun was still thinking about using the money to buy two old wild ginseng to replenish his body.

It was almost the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. After the Lantern Festival, the clan school was about to start. As a clan clan student, he couldn't go to see people with such a sick look on his face, right?

Fortunately, if I wasn't careful, my prodigal son, this damned beast, actually touched those little golden barleys cleanly.

If it was just about eating and drinking, Lu Jun wouldn't be so angry.

But Lu Lin not only treated several well-to-do dandies from the clan to a feast, but they also went to spend half the night in the flower house.

When Lu Lin came home early this morning, her face was covered with rouge marks and her body was smelling of gouache...

Lu Jun is so angry!

In the past few years, I have lost my job and have only relied on my job in the clan school to support my family.

He was reluctant to spend his own money to go out and have a good time, and this evil beast of his own actually did something that even Lu Jun was reluctant to do!

"A loving mother is a loser, you, you, just continue to pamper her, continue to pamper her..." Lu Jun was trembling with anger. He was panting out of breath, and large amounts of cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"If I don't pamper you, what should I do?" Lu Jun's wife howled at the top of her voice: "Who made Lin'er's life miserable and ended up with a useless good-for-nothing father? Look at Lin'er's appearance like this. With his ordinary character, he should be an official son who wears gold, silver, and fine clothes!"

"But that good-for-nothing dad of his, he lost the official he already had!"

"Look at the brothers of his age in the clan, what are they wearing? What are they eating? What are they using? Which one of them is not surrounded by seven or eight maids, followed by a dozen young men, who are always attentive to them? Up?"

"Poor my Lin'er, with such good looks and good knowledge, he is no worse than those young masters in the eldest house, just because he is a useless father... How much has he eaten in these years? Is it bitter?”

Women act out, men retreat.

Lu Jun's wife was acting wildly, and Lu Jun was seriously ill. He only felt a buzzing in his ears, his legs were weak, he staggered backwards, and finally fell on the bed feebly, humming feebly. Humming and screaming.

Lu Lin glanced at her biological father who looked sick, curled her lips, and shouted to her mother: "Come on, I don't want to stay in this house anymore. Brother Wang, the eldest brother, is going to have a drink tonight to do the paperwork." Yes, I need a Zhike, so I’ll go help him. There’s no need to hold the door open for me at night.”

With a flick of her sleeves, Lu Lin turned around and left.

Lu Jun's face was so angry that he pointed at Lu Lin tremblingly, but couldn't say a word.

At this moment, he was only hoping that Bai Lang's promise to him could be fulfilled as soon as possible. Once he was reinstated in half a year, he must let this little brat know how powerful he was!

Lu Lin turned around, walked to the door, and was about to reach out and pull the door open.

With a 'bang' sound, Lu Qian pushed open the door, and a cold wind whistled into the room. Lu Lin was shocked by the wind, and felt that his eyes suddenly darkened. He raised his head suddenly, and suddenly saw Lu Qian, who was much taller and burlier than him, screamed in fright and staggered back several steps.

"What...yeah? Brother Ren?"

Lu Lin blinked and saw Lu Qian's appearance clearly, and he couldn't help but laugh: "Xike, Xike, why are you back...? Where did you get this gorgeous clothes?"

"Weird, weird. I have also seen the ministers of civil and military affairs who came to visit the Duke of Lai. The tattoos on their chests are either birds or animals. Why do you have a big gecko tattoo on your chest? Which official robe is this? ah?"

In the middle of winter, the room was a little dark in the afternoon.

Lu Jun was reluctant to part with the lamp oil, and when he taught his son a lesson, he did not light the lamp.

Lu Yi strode in. Lu Jun's eyes widened and he looked at Lu Yi for a long time, and then he saw clearly what the so-called 'big gecko' in Lu Lin's mouth looked like.

It was okay not to look at it, but when he looked at it, Lu Jundeng shivered all over, the hairs all over his body stood up one by one, and a drop of cold sweat oozed out from under each hair.

At this moment, Lu Jun almost fainted from fright.

Instinctively, Lu Jun remembered that when he was in office, he ran out of money and food. The eunuch guarding the palace came with the imperial edict to capture him and bring him to justice. He took off his official robe very roughly, tied him up and threw him on the ground. , a scene of being polite and completely dishonorable.

"You, you, you..." Lu Jun pointed at Lu Qian tremblingly, unable to say a complete sentence.

Lu Lin looked at Lu Qian blankly.

Seeing her biological father showing such a horrified expression, Lu Lin decisively sensed something was wrong.

He moved secretly, step by step, trying to slip out of Lu Qian's side.

Today's Lu Qian makes Lu Lin feel extremely strange.

Before, in the clan school, although Lu Qian was the tallest and most majestic, Lu Qian showed an excellent temperament. No matter how much the classmates and clan members in the clan school ridiculed him, Lu Qian was only warm-hearted and even spoke loudly. Never had.

But today...

There was a refreshing chill in Lu Qian's body.

Lu Lin felt as if there was a steel knife on her neck.

He suppressed the fear in his heart, clamped his legs tightly, and moved towards the door little by little.

With a sneer of "Haha", the two blue-robed eunuchs put their hands in their sleeves and blocked the door to the left and right, blocking Lu Lin's idea of ​​escaping.

"Brother Lin, don't be afraid. I'm looking for your father for a small matter. After I finish talking, I'll leave."

Lu Lin leaned against the wall tightly, not daring to say a word.

Lu Jun trembled and looked at Lu Qian. He was dry and finally found the courage to ask in a hissing voice: "You, you, what do you want to say? We, we, what do we have to say?"

Lu Qian walked into the room and looked around.

In Lu Jun's room, there is a desk under the window with the Four Treasures of the Study on it. There was a kang burning in the room, so it was very warm. There was water in the inkstone, so it didn't freeze.

Lu Qian walked to the desk, picked up the ink stick, and slowly rubbed the ink in the inkstone.

While polishing his ink, Lu Qian said unhurriedly: "Don't be afraid of learning to be righteous. It's not a big deal. It's just that we have to explain clearly some of the old grudges over the years."

Lu Jun glanced at the two young eunuchs at the door in horror.

He hissed: "What old grudges can we have?"

Lu Qian finished grinding the ink, grabbed a wolf hair, and wiped it on the inkstone: "Why are there no old grudges? For four consecutive years, Xuezheng gave me good topics."

"In the fifteenth year of Jiayou's reign, during the end-of-year exam for ethnic studies, the Taoist topic you gave me was, 'How can there be a Taoist call in the female chicken Sichen?'? Female chicken Sichen, hehe, hehe, are you afraid that I will die too slowly?"

"In the sixteenth year of Jiayou's reign, the topic you gave me was 'The rules of heaven and earth remain unchanged, but the law can change.' How many big shots were involved in the reform activities of the Wenjiao Fa Sect? How dare I touch it as a mere brat?"

"Jiayou's seventeenth year has become even more insidious. 'There is no two days in the sky.' This title really wants me to die without a burial place."

"On the contrary, in Jiayou's eighteenth year, the topic was slightly better, 'The Advantages and Disadvantages of Ancient Rites and Today's Rites'. Although it was also a sinkhole, it would make me infamous at most, but it would not kill anyone. But learning to be correct is still a problem. He has ulterior motives and is bent on ruining my reputation.”

Lu Jun didn't say a word. He was trembling all over as he watched Lu Qian holding a brush and writing quickly on the desk.

His eyes opened wider and wider, and gradually, blood seeped out from the corners of his mouth.

From his position, he could just see that Lu Qian's handwriting on the paper was so familiar - if he hadn't seen Lu Qian splashing ink with his own eyes, Lu Jun would have almost thought that the words were written by himself. .

Every stroke, stroke, stroke, and even the spacing structure between words are exactly the same as Lu Jun's own handwriting, without any difference.

Such a method is simply sensational and horrifying to think about.

And the words Lu Qian was writing made Lu Jun's internal organs burn, and he almost fainted from fright.

‘The old witch Queen Mother, under the guise of listening to the government behind the curtain, plotted to usurp the throne, even raised three thousand men and women, and defiled the palace’!

"On the ninth day of the first lunar month of the nineteenth year of Jiayou's reign, Lu's family in Jingyang, Laiguo Gongfu clan, learned that Lu Jun's book of righteousness and anger was written"!

After Lu Qian finished writing these words, he casually placed the langhao pen on the pen holder.

He clasped his hands behind his back, and without looking at Lu Jun, who was convulsing with fear, he said leisurely: "I don't want this post to be posted all over the capital, so go to Anlefang to surrender yourself to the Yamen."

"The year before last, several widows in Anlefang were kicked into trouble in the middle of the night. You were responsible for this case. Remember, remember, you must confess and be lenient, and then change your mind and become a good person!"