Jiayou's Fun

After a slight adjustment to his face, Lu Qian changed from 'Lu Qian' to 'Lu Zhishen'.

Jiufengxian Dynasty, Tianfeng City, the imperial capital.

Among the secular vassal dynasties of Jianmen, the Jiufeng Immortal Dynasty ranks in the middle. Its royal family members have been the direct descendants of the Li family of Jianmen for 30,000 years. The Li clan is also a quite powerful mountaintop in Jianmen.

In broad daylight, the atmosphere in Tianfeng City was extremely strange.

Just at the south gate of the imperial city, on a large sycamore tree with lush branches, several red Ganoderma lucidum plants grew inexplicably. Under the sun, a few Ganoderma lucidum plants raised a faint red mist, and a petite girl the size of a palm could be seen dancing in the mist.

At the south gate, several Forbidden Army generals guarding here shouted angrily and drew their swords in unison.

The sword light passed by, and several Ganoderma lucidum grasses fell off the tree trunks at the same time. But when they fell, the Ganoderma lucidum grass turned into a faint blood mist and rose up. Several palm-sized girls' figures swayed and turned into the size of ordinary people. The bride wearing red wedding dress.

"Mr. Sir!" Several girls waved to the guard at the south gate and called out delicately.

Several guards, as well as nearly a thousand Imperial Guards soldiers nearby, felt their hearts heat up, and a mouthful of blood spurted out far away. Some of the Forbidden Army soldiers with lower cultivation levels even had water spurting out of their crotches, their legs went limp, and they lay on the ground twitching wildly.

These girls just shouted softly, and the essence of these imperial officers and soldiers was drained from their bodies, their roots were damaged, and their vitality was seriously injured.

The girls stood in a neat row at the south gate of the imperial city, jumping around like little girls of five or six years old, clapping their hands happily and singing happy nursery rhymes.

From all directions, red lanterns gathered.

As soon as the red lantern rotates, palm-sized red firelight turns into gorgeous peonies falling down.

On the imperial city of Tianfeng City, a layer of light lit up. These peonies condensed by firelight fell on the halo and exploded violently, causing the halo to tremble wildly. The frightened shouts of countless eunuchs and maids continued to be heard in the imperial city.

A little further away, across a huge square and in a teahouse, several outside monks stared dumbfoundedly at these evil spirits besieging the Imperial City of Jiufengxian Dynasty.

"This is the Jianmen territory, this is the imperial city of the Jiufeng Immortal Dynasty...this, this!"

The monks were all shocked.

In the imperial city, on a very high pavilion, Li Yuan, the current emperor of Jiu Fengxian Dynasty, looked at Bai Yu who was sitting aside, relaxingly tasting cakes and fragrant tea. Yinyuan crossed his legs and sat next to Bai Yu. He smiled and looked through the window at more and more red lanterns in the distance.

"Young Sect!" Li Yuan's words were a bit rude: "I dare to ask Young Sect, when I was ordered to go to Canngling Great Plains to eliminate evil spirits, why the number of evil spirits increased more and more, and even... rushed out of Canling Great Plains and invaded our Nine Phoenix Immortal In the North Korean territory?”

Li Yuan gritted his teeth and shouted in a low voice: "Shaozong has been wandering around with countless elite disciples all these years. What exactly has he done?"

Bai Yu rolled his eyes.

She disdained to talk to the little secular emperor of the Immortal Dynasty.

Yinyuan threw the teacup on the ground with a clang, stood up, pointed at Li Yuan and scolded him rudely: "Presumptuous... The Emperor of the Jiufengxian Dynasty is just an ant-like figure, who gave it to you? How dare you talk to Shaozong like this?"

"What do you mean by what you said? Are you saying that Shaozong is ineffective in suppressing evil spirits? Huh? What does 'wandering' mean? Please explain it clearly to me!"

"The Young Sect sleeps in the open air, leading countless Sword Sect disciples around, working hard to exterminate evil spirits, and seek peace for the world... It's okay for you to be ungrateful and ungrateful, but you actually dare to be disrespectful to the Young Sect in person!"

"This is true in front of you, but behind your back you still don't know how to slander Shaozong!"

Yinyuan lowered his voice and said softly: "Is it possible that you, the Li clan, have a problem with the Shaozong? You, the Li clan, have a problem with the headmaster? Huh?"

Li Yuan's expression changed slightly.

Yinyuan smiled brightly: "That's right, you have opinions about the Headmaster... Well, if you have opinions, you can just say it directly. I believe that the Headmaster is a reasonable person... If you have an opinion, you can raise it in person... But if you don’t mention it or tell me face to face, is it possible that you want to rebel?”

Li Yuan was furious. He waved his sleeves and shouted sternly: "You are talking nonsense. Who are you? How dare you do this..."

Bai Yuan put down the tea cup and said coldly: "He is my husband-in-law! Do you have any objections?"

Li Yuan shut up, took a step back, and bowed to Yinyuan.

No comment.

What comments can you make?

In the past few years, Bai Yuan and Yinyuan have been living together and flying together, so good things are mixed with honey. No one in the Jianmen family knows about this matter. Even Bai Xuanyue, Bai Yuan's dear father-in-law, doesn't care about this matter. What can he, Li Yuan, say?

Yu Changle, who had been standing quietly in the corner of the room without saying a word, quietly came forward, took a new set of tea cups, poured a cup of tea for Yinyuan, and then quietly returned. In the corner of the room.

When he first came to Yuan Lingtian, Yu Changle sneaked into the photo studio.

Later, Yinyuan made some moves, and in recent years, Yu Changle returned to Yinyuan. The weak king and the eunuch are good partners, and they get together again.

Over the years, Bai Yuan failed to eradicate the evil spirits, but instead caused them to scatter, causing Yuanling Tianji and dogs to restless... Well, a lot of the credit lies with this pair of masters and servants. With them following the white turtle, do you still expect the white turtle to be able to accomplish anything?

Seeing Li Yuan's respectful action, Bai Yu nodded with satisfaction and said lazily: "Those evil spirits are like loaches in oil. It is difficult to catch them. Over the years, I have led people to put out fires everywhere. Wherever evil appears, we will run to put it out."

"But this is very inefficient."

"There are too many evil spirits. If we kill one place, they will appear in ten places. If we kill ten places, they will appear in hundreds of places... So, my husband-in-law came up with a good plan!"

Li Yuan's heart suddenly twitched: "What's the plan?"

He vaguely felt that this was not a good thing.

Bai Yu smiled and said leisurely: "My husband-in-law said that since they are so slippery, we should find a geomantic treasure place and find a way to gather them, as many as possible...and then kill them all at once!"

Li Yuan's eyes widened.

Yinyuan added on the side: "According to our analysis over the years, these evil spirits like to appear in places where women are killed, killed, abused, humiliated, and have overwhelming resentment. In this world, women are the most harmed. Is there anything better than the palace?"

"So, Your Majesty, please give me your next edict, which is to enrich the imperial city and specially recruit one billion girls from good families in the world to serve as palace maids. Well, the edict can be issued later, but you can let the local officials 'arrest' them first!" "

“Attention, it’s ‘arresting’, not ‘recruiting’!”

"We must make people angry, scare the girls out of their wits, cry to the sky, and then gather them in the imperial city...According to our experience, in less than half a month, countless evil spirits will definitely gather here."

Li Yuan's body was twitching, and his face was green and red as he looked at Yinyuan.

Is this all a wicked and smoky idea?

He admitted that the Imperial City was... dark and dirty enough, and countless shameful and dirty things happened here. But for him, Li Yuan, to make such a decree...

Searching for a billion palace maids?

What do you think of Emperor Li Yuan? As a breeding pig? The problem is, none of the breeding pigs are so exaggerated!

With this decree, there is no telling whether those evil spirits will be attracted, but the reputation of Li Yuan, his Nine Phoenix Immortal Dynasty, and even the Li family of Jianmen will be completely ruined!

Thinking of this, Li Yuan felt a shiver in his heart.

He thought of some things that had happened inside and outside Jianmen in recent years. He took a deep look at Bai Yu. Did this girl come to Jiufengxian Dynasty just to ruin his reputation?

"This matter should be... measured in the long term!" Li Yuan coughed lightly.

"Huh?" Bai Yuan snorted, she slowly stood up, and smiled at Li Yuanpi and twitched her lips: "This matter is not to be discussed with you, but to give you an order! "

Li Yuan exhaled, straightened his waist, and looked at Bai Yu solemnly: "Then, I'll accept your orders!"

Bai Yuan smiled slightly: "In that case, I will temporarily take over the position of emperor of Jiufengxian Dynasty. You and your tribe can go to Tianlao by yourself!"

Li Yuan took several steps back: "I'm sorry to obey! This Jiu Feng Immortal Dynasty has been controlled by my Li family for generations. Young Master, you don't seem to have the right to deprive me of the throne!"

A cold light flashed in Bai Yu's eyes, and she gritted her teeth, about to have an attack.

An elder of Jianmen walked in quietly. He looked at the almost stagnant atmosphere in the pavilion and said softly: "Young Master, Na Lu Zhishen is here."

The white turtle was stunned.

Lu Zhishen?

Who?

After all these years, Lu Qian no longer hangs out in front of her, and Bai Yuan has really forgotten the name "Lu Zhishen".

But Yinyuan suddenly clapped his hands and laughed, and said loudly: "Xiaobai, my dear brother, my brother Zhishen is here... That's all, let this guy go first, let's go and greet our brother Zhishen first. !”

Bai Yu suddenly came back to her senses, she patted her forehead and said with a smile: "It turns out that Brother Lu is here. Well, I really want to greet him. I haven't seen him for many years, and I don't know what he has been doing all these years... Well, didn’t he hang out with the Milo Cult before?”

Bai Yuan smiled and said: "Back then, we went to Huayucheng to help him."

After laughing a few times, Bai Yuan pointed at Li Yuan fiercely: "Let me let you go for now, just wait for me... Haha, the Li family? Isn't it amazing? I think you are harboring evil intentions, just give it to me Wait!"

Bai Yu, Yinyuan, Yu Changle and the others left in a hurry.

Li Yuan stood in the pavilion, glancing at the Xiegui gathered in the distance with a changing expression, and lightly snapped his fingers: "Send a message to the ancestors, saying that the thief Bai Yuan has entered the city... ...I am afraid that they have some plans against my Li family, so I would like to ask my ancestors to take more precautions."

A very thin ray of sword light quickly flew away from the corner of the pavilion.

Li Yuan drooped his eyelids and murmured in a low voice: "The rain is about to come... The turmoil has been very violent recently!"