Jiayou's Fun

Lu Qian was horrified by the terrifying details displayed by a small termite colony in a small courtyard in the ancient city of Loulan. Among the strong termite men cruising in front of him, one was about four feet tall, and the armor on his body made him look even more elusive compared to his peers. The strong man, who was several times heavier, suddenly strode towards Lu Qian.

He stared at Lu Qian's majestic body with unkind eyes for a few times, and then gouged out his eyes a few times at Lu Qian's face, which was "no different from a normal human being" and "didn't have any alien features". There was an inexplicable hint of jealousy, ill-will and angry malice.

"Nine-nine-eight-seven-nine-five-twenty-one..." The strong man stared hard at the termite spirit who was guiding Lu Qian: "Who is this guy behind you?"

Jiujiu... let's call him termite spirit.

The termite spirit raised his head and looked at the strong man who was hundreds of times stronger than himself with a cute look on his face: "Ha, the Eight Great Kings, I was ordered by the empress to post a message for the black peony empress... The Black Peony Empress has given birth to too many children recently and is very tired. This person was sent by her to attend the empress’ wedding banquet... Uh, what’s your name?”

Lu Qian coughed lightly: "Xiao Ke..."

Lu Qian was about to make up a nonsense name. At this moment, when he was about to let 'Yin Yuan' come online, the Eight Kings had already stretched out their fingers and stabbed Lu Qian's chest seven, eight or ninety times.

While he poked Lu Chen's chest, making a loud "dong dong" sound, he shouted in a deep voice: "Boy, come and have a drink honestly, and then leave after eating... Don't have any evil intentions, otherwise, if you see that I can Has the mountain collapsed with your fist?"

Stretching out a slightly deformed fist that was larger than Lu Qian's head, the Eighth King bared his teeth and smiled, and the two slender tentacles on his forehead shook violently. He leaned close to Lu Qian's ear and threatened in a low voice: "Wait a minute, when our mother-in-law talks, please lower your head and stop looking around...otherwise!"

Lu Qian looked at the Eighth Prince thoughtfully: "Oh? Are you afraid that I will seduce your mother-in-law?"

The Eighth King coughed slightly and quickly looked around: "It's good that you know, he is a smart man, you don't need me to say anything more, right?"

Lu Qian drooped his eyelids and became angry: "In that case, doesn't your mother-in-law want that? Why don't you just chop up that fat guy?"

The Eight King's face darkened, and the two tentacles on his forehead stretched straight.

He stared at Lu Qian angrily for a long time, his teeth grinding loudly. He tapped his right index finger on Lu Qian's chest hundreds of times like a drum, snorted angrily, and then Turn around and leave.

After walking a few steps, he suddenly turned back and pointed fiercely at Lu Qian: "Anyway, remember it for me! Otherwise, be careful with your life!"

The Eight Kings left with a dark face and a group of termite men with terrifying auras.

Lu Qian looked at the termite spirit next to him: "Nine-nine... um, how many... cough, your lady, this is the thousandth wedding banquet... This Eight Kings, is it the eighth? Uh... "

Lu Qian seemed to see dark green tentacles growing vigorously like green grass on the heads of the Eight Kings.

The termite spirit glanced blankly at the eight kings who were walking away, and spread out his hands: "The eight kings are not the eighth kings of our mother-in-law, but among all the kings alive now, his fists are ranked eighth. That’s all…”

Lu Qian suddenly realized: "Oh? Now, how many kings are there who are still alive in your family?"

The termite spirit sighed: "There are only eight! So in the past, when the queen wanted to recruit kings to attend her bed, it was always not the turn of the eight kings... He was holding fire in his heart..."

Lu Qian blinked.

He suddenly discovered that this termite spirit seemed not as cute, honest, simple, and cute as he looked... This little mouth was so broken, haha!

The termite spirit led the way, followed closely by Lu Qian.

There were wisps of orchid-musk-like fragrance coming in front of them, and the air was billowing. The whole group was grinning, and their whole body bones were still like termites. They just stood upright, walking like a scholar and bowing, and they were only three or four feet tall. They were clearly... The termite spirits in this termite nest, who are as young as young children, lined up neatly, carrying exquisite gold incense burners, gold smoke cages, etc., and lined up in the air to welcome guests.

Seeing Lu Qian coming over with the termite spirit, these little termites all stared blankly with their eyes wide open, staring at Lu Qian and looking up and down. What's more, some people actually had saliva dripping from the corners of their mouths, showing off their attitude. He wanted to take a bite out of Lu Qian.

"Oh, alien!" Lu Qian narrowed his eyes.

After walking forward for a while, we came to the termite nest formed by the 'main beam'.

As far as the eye can see, there is a golden light, and directly in front is a rectangular, a hundred feet wide, a thousand feet high, and a majestic giant portal. Dozens of giant termite demons with astonishing auras, vaguely reaching the level of the True Buddha of Three or Four Kalpas, were clad in heavy armor. They stood in front of the door with their heads held high and their eyes unscrupulously looking at the 'people' coming and going.

Seeing Lu Qian coming over, a tall termite man three feet away suddenly widened his eyes: "That boy, you are also here to drink wine at our mother-in-law's wedding banquet? Where is your gift? Could it be that you are empty-handed and barefoot? , just want to go in?"

Lu Qian blinked.

He pondered for a moment, then took out a large amount of rouge, gouache, snacks and candies. With a wave of his hand, a small mountain of broken objects was piled in front of these giant termite monsters.

Don't ask Lu Qian why he carries so many things that girls like.

Ask... that is 'Buddha said it cannot be said'!

In short, Lu Qian had quite a lot of these items, which could at least dress up 3,000 little girls and make 30,000 big girls eat with their mouths full of oil!

Therefore, these objects he threw were just a drop in the bucket, and they had already made these giant termite demons stare wide-eyed!

"Baby...baby!"

Lu Qian smiled.

He was indeed right... these termite aliens, in the ancient city of Loulan, they may not lack elixirs or cultivation resources, and even their armors and weapons can be derived from their own organs and structures.

But they definitely don’t have these finely crafted rouges and gouache, let alone these ingenious silks and satins!

In Liangyi Heaven, one low-grade immortal crystal can be exchanged for a lot of these items.

But in the ancient city of Loulan, these are rare treasures, just any one... Lu Qian's price for them is 'priceless'!

"Come to the banquet with nothing and bare feet? Haha, you can't see anything!" Lu Qian proudly stretched out his hand, patted the dumbfounded giant termite monster on the cheek, and said coldly: "I packed it carefully, there is one thing missing. Be careful that your queen will peel off your skin... Hey, by the way, where did your queen get the new king from this time?"

A group of giant termite demons obviously know their stuff.

They quickly summoned a large group of termites and carefully packed away the objects thrown out by Lu Qian. While directing the termite spirits to be busy, the giant termite monster who scolded him at first looked at Lu Qian with a flattering look on his face: "It's scary, it's funny to say... This new king was inexplicably dropped at our door two days ago. .”

The giant termite demon clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Hey, it's such a coincidence that the empress just squeezed out a few kings dry a few days ago, which made them sore and weak that they couldn't stay with her, so they ran to the gate to watch out of boredom. To relieve my boredom, a white, fat, majestic and powerful new king suddenly fell from the sky... Hey, didn't this come to my door?"

Lu Qian clicked his lips.

I don’t know which brother is so miserable.

I just hope that it’s not someone traveling with me, right?

Several giant termite monsters patted Lu Qian's body enthusiastically, and then sternly ordered the termite spirit who led the way to serve Lu Qian well, otherwise they would have to rip him off!

Lu Qian roughly understood.

These giant termite monsters guarding the gate... Among these termite groups, perhaps their natural functional divisions do not allow them to reproduce. So they are different from the Eight Kings. When the Eight Kings saw Lu Qian, they felt some threat inexplicably... And these giant termite monsters were just excited about the great gifts that Lu Qian brought out!

"Interesting, are they in the same company as Husband Fish?" Lu Qian followed the termite monsters into the giant door for a while, and couldn't help but look back at the group of giant termite monsters: "No wonder they are so cultivated. It’s terrible… There is no woman in my heart, and I am cultivating the God of Nature… If these aliens kill Liang Yi Tian, ​​tsk tsk!”

Behind the giant gate is a tunnel that is thousands of miles long.

The corridor is as clean as a mirror and kept spotless. Along the way, there are also those termite children carrying incense burners, smoke cages and the like, standing on both sides of the corridor to welcome guests.

The termite spirit took out another small fragment of the membrane wing, lit it and a wisp of green smoke rose up, wrapping him and Lu Qian as they flew forward. Soon they arrived at the end of the corridor. There was a bright light ahead and the sound of people. Ding Bo, this place is a huge palace with a diameter of millions of miles and a square sky.

At the top of the dome of the palace is a 'little sun' with a diameter of thousands of miles!

The light is endless and the heat is amazing.

But when Lu Qian looked at it with his Dharma eyes, he knew that this little sun was actually a rare orb with the attribute of fire. It contained a wisp of the innate sun's yang and energy, so it could release such a lifelike and incomparable sun. Two of light and heat.

If this orb falls into the hands of the master of craftsmanship in Liangyi Heaven, he will definitely be able to refine it into an extraordinary fairy treasure. But in this termite nest, these aliens just use it as a big light bulb.

In the huge hall, strange and strange visiting guests were gathered from all sides, and a 'battlefield' with a radius of 100,000 miles was left in the middle. A team of crickets and a team of grasshoppers, each with a strength of about 50,000, were using their own methods. The battlefield was filled with blood and flesh.

Before Lu Qian could figure out what this inexplicable fight was about, a strong man who should be a 'big hornet' had already bumped into him.

‘Boom’!

The big man deliberately and viciously bumped his head into Lu Qian's chest.

‘Bang’!

The big man used too much force and hit his head like a rotten watermelon!