Jiayou's Fun

Heavenly Court, Five Military Mansion.

The former military government was specially used to punish generals who violated disciplines. The deepest level of imprisonment was to impose minor punishments. All kinds of restrictions are densely covered, and the small prisons impose spatial restrictions on each other. They are at least 108,000 miles apart. No matter how much you yell or cry, you can't hear the slightest movement from the neighbors next door. , let alone any communication or contact with other prisoners.

In the light-blooded prison, a fighting puppet with a height of twelve feet, made entirely of metal, with a burly heavy armor and a large shield, patrolled back and forth on blood clouds. These puppets only obey the orders of the warden of this forbidden prison and the former military palace Mahatma. Apart from these two people, no one can give them any orders.

People may engage in malpractice for personal gain. But puppets, absolutely not.

The ultimate instruction at the core of these puppets is - once a foreign enemy invades, once the enemy is too powerful and cannot resist, then directly kill all the prisoners in the prison!

Yao Yi sat cross-legged in the small prison. This prison is extremely vast. The space prohibition law has expanded this prison to more than trillions of miles, but the prison that allows him to stay is only enough to accommodate him. He sat cross-legged on the ground, stretched out his hand at will, and his fingers could touch the four walls of the prison.

And this narrow prison is surprisingly high. Looking up, this long and narrow prison is at least ten miles high. A weak metamagnetic field filled the prison, and drops of cold and biting Tianyin Xuanshui continued to drip from the roof of the prison. Under the drag of this small magnetic force field, the small Tianyin Xuanshui tore the air and made a "chichi" sound, like a flying poisonous snake, hitting Yaoyi's neck hard.

Every time the cold water droplets hit, Yaoyi shivered with cold and had goosebumps all over his body.

The restrictions in the prison restricted Yaoyi's magic power and prohibited all his magical powers and spells. Every drop of Tianyin Xuanshui is very heavy. If it drips like this for many years, the so-called 'water droplets penetrate the stone', even the steel-reinforced iron bones will be shattered to pieces by this soft nature and extremely corrosive 'water drop torture'.

Yao Yi silently counted in his heart, calculating when the next drop of water would arrive.

But the person who designed this set of water-drop torture is simply a bastard. The frequency of Tian Yin Xuanshui dripping is completely random and completely chaotic. The last time the water droplets fell on Yao Yi, it took a quarter of an hour. The last time the water drops fell, it took a cup of tea. But this time, Yao Yi just counted a hundred in his heart, and there were three cold drops in a row. The biting drops of water hit his neck.

Yaoyi's body swayed, his head tilted forward, and his forehead almost hit the cell door.

He gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice: "Yaoxin, haha, you wait, you wait, let's... take it easy in this life!"

He punched the wall hard, and all magic power was blocked. His punch was weak and weak, and it could not even trigger the forbidden magic on the wall, and no sound could be made. He hissed: "Yao Xin, just wait for me, you don't have much time left in your life, you don't have much time left..."

He opened his eyebrows and opened his eyes, and wisps of fierce light flickered.

The door from this heavy prison to the prison area on the upper floor suddenly opened. With a low thunder, the billions of fighting puppets in this heavy prison area all raised their heads. On their thick masks, twelve The blood-colored divine light flashed in the symmetrically arranged eye holes, and the extremely thin blood light tore through the void, locking the door that was being opened with a "rumbling".

The former warden of the military prison walked alone into this heavy prison area.

Countless fighting puppets lowered their heads in unison, saluted the warden, and then went their own way, continuing to patrol according to a constant trajectory. He was tall and thin, his face was slightly black, and his lips had a strange oily blood color. He looked like the warden Wu Cheng who had just eaten someone. He swayed straight to Yaoyi's prison.

"You?" Yaoyi stood up slowly. The dark cell door in front of him turned into a transparent crystal. Through the thick cell door, he smiled strangely at Wu Cheng: "Dian Mr. Warden, what do you want to say? Well, could it be that my elder brother asked you to let me out out of kindness?"

Wu Cheng pressed his right hand on the cell door.

The cell door flashed slightly and disappeared.

Yao Yi was dumbfounded. Deep in his eyebrows, a bit of blood flickered slightly. Then, he laughed, and stretched out his hand towards Wu Cheng very affectionately: "So, so are you. Me. Really, when I think about it, I actually don’t even know how terrifying my supernatural powers and abilities are... It turns out that you are me too!"

Wu Cheng's eyebrows opened, and deep in his eyes, the same bit of blood flickered slightly.

He said softly: "Of course, you are me, and I am you. We are one, but we are forced to separate due to some external factors. One day, you, me, and many of us will eventually be reunited as one."

Yao Yi grinned: "Who makes the decision?"

Wu Cheng also smiled: "Everyone relies on their own methods?"

The two of them laughed together, blood suddenly flashed in their vertical eyes, their expressions were stern, and they punched each other hard in the chest. However, Yaoyi's magic power was still in a forbidden state, and his punch failed to hurt a single hair of Wu Cheng. However, Wu Cheng's punch made Yaoyi's sternum dent, blood splattered in his seven orifices, and he hit his head on the body. He hit the wall behind him, clinging to the wall like a piece of mud, and he didn't recover for a long time.

Wu Cheng said calmly: "Come out, something big has happened outside."

In the prison, layers of terrifying forbidden laws slowly faded away, and the magic power in Yaoyi's body became more and more active. An ancient ring on his finger flashed, and a large pile of emperor's money flew out, "Clang, Clang, Clang." Just explode into pieces. Rolling spiritual energy poured into his body, and his broken ribs and shattered internal organs were restored to their original state in an instant.

After swallowing the Tao Yun Spirit Machine transformed by Emperor Qian in one gulp, Yaoyi stood up and said in a cold voice: "What's the big deal? My father is dead?"

Wu Cheng looked at Yao Yi in shock: "Huh? Is there a flaw in the forbidden law of this prison? You can still receive news from the outside world? Or maybe it's the other 'myself' that you have hooked up with, and they are sending it to you through spiritual induction. Did you send a message?"

Yao Yi's eyes widened: "Huh?"

Wu Cheng nodded slowly: "You are right. Your father, the Great Heavenly Lord, is really dead. His Majesty ordered your eldest brother Yao Xin to take the place of the Great Heavenly Lord. He has already lit up I took the soldiers and horses from the former military mansion and went to Tiemenguan to avenge Mahatma."

Yao Yi's face suddenly darkened.

Yaoxin is in charge?

He hissed: "Why? Just because he is a direct descendant?"

Wu Cheng said calmly: "Of course, just because he is the direct descendant... Your Majesty is the most important person in etiquette and rules. Yaoxin is the eldest son. Unless he does something treasonous and violates the laws of heaven, otherwise he will not be the Great Heavenly King. , he must inherit it.”

Yao Yi narrowed his eyes: "Rebellious? Violate the laws of heaven? No, it's not allowed!"

Wu Cheng smiled and pointed towards Yaoyi: "You don't need to think or do anything. There is an opportunity here, it depends on your means. I, 'we', don't have a suitable channel to reach His Majesty directly. It just depends on You...well, do you know the Eight Scenery Baohua Lantern and the Chiyuan Demon Relic?"

Yaoyi narrowed his eyes. He and Wu Cheng had already arrived at the door leading to the prison area on the upper floor.

Wu Cheng has used his authority to release all the restrictions and restraints imposed on Yaoyi by the prison.

Yaoyi took a deep breath. All his contacts with the outside world, including his contacts with the burly man responsible for training newcomers from the Sky Patrol Forbidden God Guard, as well as several other 'myself' contacts, have been completely restored. Nor is it affected in any way.

The index finger of his right hand lightly tapped on his temple, and Yaoyi nodded: "The Eight Scenery Baohua Lamp is the most precious treasure in the void. The candle illuminates the void and penetrates the sky. All the forbidden laws and all the magical powers in space can be seen under the light of the Eight Scenery Baohua Lamp. It’s like a fake. This lamp... hmm? It’s actually His Majesty’s royal possession?”

"The Chiyuan Demon Relic is the relic of the Demon Buddha that was left behind after the Ksriya Buddha Mother was beheaded in the Landa Holy Land. Ruo Wu, between the illusion and the primordial spirit, secretly suppresses the soul, is it a natural restraint for all acquired bloodline creations?"

"Similarly, it is also the secret treasure of His Majesty..."

Wu Cheng said calmly: "Do you have 'yourself' in Tianshu Secret Pavilion?"

"That's good... Over the years, I have been vaguely aware that among the Forbidden God Guards who patrol the sky..."

Yao Yi interrupted him: "Yes, there is 'myself' among the Forbidden God Guards who patrol the sky... Moreover, there are many of them, and several of them are in high positions..."

He looked at Wu Cheng provocatively: "And, with me..."

He stretched out his right index finger and pointed fiercely at his heart: "I, Yaoyi, are the master!"

Wu Cheng nodded and smiled calmly: "That's great, this is an opportunity... My status is not suitable for me to do this. After all, a warden who has stayed in the former military prison all year round cannot How can a 'lonely' weirdo who has too many contacts with the outside world, a ruthless punishment master, and a ruthless executioner have too much communication with the outside world?"

"So, although I really want to take the credit, I can't maximize the benefits if I step forward."

"You are different. If you do well!" Wu Cheng looked at Yaoyi with a stern look: "Perhaps you will have a chance to fight with Yaoxin? At least, at least, we can make 'ourselves', more Hold a few good positions with real power!"

Yaoyi looked at Wu Cheng: "All the information, hurry up!"

Wu Cheng grabbed Yao Yi's shoulder and led him into a stream of light. He quickly rushed from the deep prison to his daily office above: "Don't talk about anything else, let's get your case record first." It was sold out. I unified the confession. It was me who inspected the prison and found that someone violated the rules and sent you to the prison. I was aware of everything and found something wrong from the case file, so I released you according to the law. "

"That Zhao Sima, kill him!" Yao Yi flicked his sleeves angrily: "Haha, the villain takes revenge from morning to night, what do you think?"

"He spared me and sent you to prison. This is originally a death penalty." Wu Cheng said matter-of-factly: "You and I are one, and disrespecting you means disrespecting me... He is naturally a capital crime. . Especially, what he did was illegal."

Yaoyi walked out of the prison gate with his head held high.

He stood at the door with his arms spread wide, bathing in the blazing sunshine to his heart's content, feeling the mighty spiritual energy pouring down from the stars in the sky, and breathing deeply and freely.

He waited here for a short while and saw Zhao Sima, who had forcibly detained him in the military secret hall, with a lifeless face. Several wardens sent by Wucheng were carried away like a dead pig. brought over.

Behind Zhao Sima, there was a group of his close colleagues and close subordinates following him. But those wardens also brought a large number of people, including a group of huge fighting puppets, which forcibly separated those people several miles away, making it impossible to get close.

Yao Yi looked at Zhao Sima with a smile. When the other party was being carried past him, he smiled lightly and said: "Zhao Sima, I haven't seen you for a while, how are you? Well, I said, I want to kill you. Family, do you believe it or not?”

Zhao Sima's eyes suddenly widened, especially the raised eyebrows, which almost jumped out of their sockets. Surrounded by a dense divine light, he turned his head and wanted to say something to Yaoyi. But a layer of starlight restriction covered his mouth, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make a sound.

He struggled hard. Among the several wardens... among the prison officials who could hang out in the prisons of the Five Military Mansion in Heaven, which one was so merciful? Zhao Sima had just struggled for a moment when three sharp spikes flashing with black light were pierced into the vital parts of his spine. His body suddenly stiffened, as if a fish whose nerves had been damaged, froze. I can no longer move an inch.

"Kill your whole family... Are you happy? Are you moved?" Yao Yi smiled brightly: "You are with the wrong master, you are with the wrong person... You bunch of bastards who don't know what is called... Haha, one He is just the eldest son... you don't even..."

Yaoyi lowered his voice and his expression suddenly changed: "You have no idea how great 'we' are!"

Yaoyi walked out of the prison with his hands behind his back and his head held high. Shi Shiran walked back to the public house where he usually worked and worked as a former military commander. He closed the door hard and opened a ban, cutting off the sounds inside and outside. Countless people watched helplessly as Yao Yi entered the public house... This former military government office was heavily restricted, and there were countless heavenly soldiers and generals patrolling back and forth. With Yao Yi's cultivation, it was impossible for him to leave quietly without telling anyone.

However, Yao Yi just left.

The Forbidden God Guard is patrolling the sky, and the Blood Clothes Division is stationed there.

A dark world, a dark palace, wearing blood-colored robes, with half-armor on the upper body, or just on the chest, back and other vital parts, a member of the Blood Clothes Department of the Forbidden God Guard, inlaid with several pieces of heart-protecting mirrors. , just like industrious ants, walking silently back and forth between palaces and pavilions.

Occasionally, the doors of some palaces and pavilions would be opened, and the suffocating smell of blood and even rotting corpses would float out.

From time to time, miserable howls floated out from various halls!

With the ability of the Bloody Clothes Division, their power, and the huge resources they can mobilize, if they were willing, it would be impossible for these 'criminals' who are being punished, or even the 'suspects' who are being tortured, to make a sound. spread out.

But this has always been the style of the Blood-Coated Division - they just like to let the screams, cries, and pleas of these unlucky people spread in all directions, and even set up clever spells to let their cries escape from the Blood-Coated Division's Station, the message was sent to the stations of the Black Clothes Division and the Iron Clothes Division next door.

What you want is this effect.

Although it was actually a very boring move, the top brass of the Blood Clothes Division were willing to use the blood and tears of these unlucky ghosts to quietly add even an extremely trivial addition to their own terrifying aura.

Perhaps it was the overly oppressive atmosphere in Heaven that made the top brass of the Blood Clothes Department become...perverted.

The head of the Blood Clothes Department is away from home all the time.

He has practiced some profound magical power, and his cultivation has reached an unfathomable level. There are even rumors that the head of the Blood Clothes Division is truly capable of competing with the commander-in-chief.

No one knew where he was or what he was doing. But every once in a while, members of the Bloody Clothes Division would escort some convicted prisoners back to the Bloody Clothes Division. And it is said that the crimes of these criminals were exposed by the Blood-clothed Chief himself!

On weekdays, the daily operations of the Blood Clothes Department are in the hands of the two chief officers at the front and the left.

When Yao Yi imprisoned himself in the former military government building, the Blood Clothes Division, who was responsible for internal affairs such as case files, logistics, staffing, merit evaluation, salary distribution and other internal affairs, was in the signing room. He was tall and handsome, with a picture. Sima Xiaotian, the blood-clothed rear guard with a square and square face with an upright look on his face and an inexplicable aura of awe around him, suddenly opened his eyebrows and let out a cold snort.

He waved his hand. In the signing room, behind more than a dozen official documents, the subordinate officials such as Yi Ying, Chief Registrar, Chief Secretary, etc. who were busy sorting out various official documents and handling various affairs all raised their heads and stood up quietly. The door to the signing room was quietly closed, and various restrictions in the signing room were opened at the same time.

Ma Xiaotian flipped his palm, and a black orb the size of a fist rose into the air. A trace of black mist slowly emerged and quickly enveloped the entire lottery room. Then he put the little finger of his left hand into his mouth, bit off a knuckle with a 'click', and sprayed the piece of flesh and blood on the ground with a 'pop' sound.

The flesh and blood on the severed finger squirmed. As Ma Xiaotian's finger regenerated rapidly, the piece of flesh and blood that fell to the ground also began to expand and squirm rapidly. In just a few breaths, Yaoyi relied on the small piece of flesh and blood sprayed out by Ma Xiaotian to condense his true body out of thin air.

A ray of starlight swept across from beginning to end, and Yaoyi's aura was completely stabilized.

He raised his head, looked at Ma Xiaotian, and said with a smile: "You and I are one, so you are not polite. Well, if I report a crime here, what procedures are required? Also, the evidence must be more conclusive."

Ma Xiaotian stood up, opened his eyebrows and opened his eyes with a cold and stern look. He said loudly: "In order to eliminate adultery in the Heavenly Court and punish the evil in order to punish the evil in the Supreme Beginning, where is the need for any evidence? Just tell me, all the evidence will be there... If not, there will be."

Yao Yi made gestures and said something.

Ma Xiaotian's brows suddenly frowned, and he murmured in a low voice: "This evidence is easy to produce."

With his eyes shining brightly, Ma Xiaotian quickly called out a series of names to the subordinate officials who were standing in silence with their hands lowered. If there are people here who are familiar with the official establishment of Tianting, they will know that these people are all direct blood descendants of certain officials in key positions in Tianshu Secret Pavilion, as well as several related palaces, pavilions, mansions, and siyamen.

"Go ahead, use the fastest speed to kill a batch of these children and capture a batch." Ma Xiaotian said calmly: "Those who are killed must have the necessary confessions. The batch that is captured, mix some Those who really know nothing, just search the souls of the remaining ones to make them behave better."

Immediately, two chief clerks saluted Ma Xiaotian and Yao Yi, and with a sway of their bodies, they turned into wisps of starlight and fled away.

Ma Xiaotian discussed quietly with Yao Yi for a few more words, and finally let out a heavy breath: "That's all, it's a big taboo to go up to the next level... What do you think?"

Yao Yi's eyes were dark and he gestured: "Have you forgotten? The Blood Clothes Division has the right to act expediently."

Signing orders were issued one after another from Ma Xiaotian's back office. Many of the confidants of the Blood Clothes Division that Ma Xiaotian had gathered over the years, as well as close officials, began to follow these signing orders. Of course, the members of the Blood Clothes Division who were running around didn't know what they were doing or what they were doing.

The two chief bookkeepers responsible for the real secret activities had already led their people and headed straight for the real target.

Just when Lu Qian and others were fighting with the King of Qi in the depths of chaos; just when the newly appointed Yao Xin led a large army of soldiers and horses to madly destroy the territory of the three kings and one king, Ma Xiaotian took the lead, followed by Yao Yi Afterwards, the two of them bypassed the blood-clothed head of the department, the commander of the Heaven Patrolling Forbidden God Guard, and even bypassed the tightly guarded memorial system in Heaven. A memorial was sent directly to Emperor Taichu's case.

The Great Emperor Taichu was visiting Taiyi Tian. The three great emperors gathered together and didn't know what they were muttering.

In Taichu Chengyuan Hall, there was only a clone of Taichu Emperor, sitting upright on the throne, looking expressionlessly at the 12,960 palm-sized silver-feathered flying cranes filled with clouds and smoke in the hall. , in the clouds and smoke, accompanied by the wonderful sounds played by a pair of fairies in the corner of the hall, they were dancing as light as ghosts.

Emperor Taichu's cultivation reached an incredible level, and his clones also developed their own spirituality and hobbies.

This avatar of the great emperor who has been stationed at Taichu Chengyuan Hall all year round does not like wine, sex, or fighting. He only likes to watch the singing and dancing of various spiritual birds.

A memorial that shone with a faint blood was quietly handed in by a personal heavenly official. The clone of the Great Emperor on the throne waved his hand gently: "Huh? Why don't you follow any rules? Shouldn't Laojun have reviewed this memorial first and then delivered it?"

The official immediately stopped and knelt on the ground in fear: "Your Majesty, this is the memorial submitted by Sima Xiaotian, the rear commander of the Blood-Coated Division... The Blood-Coated Division has the power to act expediently, and he has exercised this authority this time. "

The clone of the emperor smiled calmly: "Oh? Ma Xiaotian? It seems, I have a little impression... Oh, come to think of it, he has been a strange flower over the years. In places such as the Blood Clothes Division, he is the fastest promoted among newcomers. "

"But it's not a trivial matter, right?"

"If it's just a matter of a heavenly official derelict in his duties, a heavenly king violating the precepts... for some trivial matter, let him use this privilege rashly, bypassing the two superiors, the blood-clothed chief and the commander, bypassing the formal reporting process, and send the memorial to Shu Shu When he comes in front of me...if it's not an earth-shattering event, he must be careful with his skin!"

"However, I have just dealt with a rebellious person who did not care about life and death and dared to use the name of 'Qi Tian'... It would be good to have some small fun. Although the singing and dancing of these spiritual birds are wonderful, I have seen too many of them over the years, so this is the answer. thing."

"Perhaps, we should follow my suggestion...next time, instead of watching the singing and dancing of the spiritual birds, try cooking them using various cooking methods to see how the meat quality is?"

The wings of more than ten thousand flying cranes that were singing and dancing suddenly stiffened, and with a few "bangs", at least half of the flying cranes collided with each other randomly. For a moment, their formations were chaotic, and their wings were flapping wildly in fright, and the entire hall was filled with chaos. Messy feathers flying around.

The emperor's clone smiled more and more happily. He pointed at the flying cranes, shook his head, and with a casual move, the memorial shining with a faint blood light was in his hand.

A finger was tapped on the thin jade book, and bits of information flowed out.

The emperor's clone's smile suddenly froze, and then he stood up suddenly and shouted: "I come back quickly, I have no right to deal with this matter!"

With a 'boom', the emperor's clone exploded directly into a huge ball of starry light. A ray of divine soul fluttered into this ball of colorful starlight, and directly integrated into the armrest of the base. An ordinary-looking The black jade is as expected.

Taichu Tian, ​​who was talking derogatory words to each other with the two great emperors Taiyi and Taihu, his face suddenly stiffened. He stood up slowly. The whole Taiyitian suddenly shook slightly, and the void suddenly collapsed. , the entire Taiyentian Avenue operation turned into a mess.

"Simply lawless!"

In Taiyuan, countless flowers all withered, and the strange fragrance that filled the sky suddenly disappeared. The disgusting smell of rotting corpses hidden under the fragrance of flowers suddenly became thicker, and the eyes of countless wonderful maids and fairies in Taiyuan were blurred. He spun around and fell to the ground. Thick blood flowed out of his seven orifices. The blood was black in color. It was obvious that he had been poisoned.

Emperor Taichu looked at the Emperor Taichu who was suddenly furious without knowing why, as if he had been stabbed in the buttocks by a red-hot iron. He stood up, clapped his hands repeatedly, and large pieces of colorful petals flew out from his palms, which were dark and smelly. The sky-high Taiyue suddenly became a beautiful scenery, the horrible stench quickly disappeared, and wisps of fragrant fragrance returned to the world.

Emperor Taiqu looked thoughtfully at the furious Emperor Taichu: "Something happened in heaven? Huh? Do you want us to help?"

Emperor Taichu had a sullen face, shook his head, stamped his feet, and turned directly into a stream of light, which instantly rushed into the sky and disappeared without a trace.