Huaguoshan, Wudang looked at
Tongtian, and said in a daze: "Master, if you had such a record before, we would not perish if we intercepted the sect~
" Tongtian
: "......" [In other words, are you really my apprentice? Don't sprinkle salt on my wound in front of me, okay?]
At the foot of Shouyang Mountain, it was still Xuandu and Zhu Bajie
: I saw that Xuandu suddenly spoke:
" Apprentice, let's go back!
" Zhu Bajie said puzzledly
: "Master, what are you doing?"
"Shut up the death, as long as there are living beings in this world, we won't go out!"
Zhu Bajie: ".......
" [Master, in fact, this is none of your business, this is caused by the master, you have no face at most~]
Lingshan, Da Lei Yin Temple:
Rulai seems to be chanting the scriptures, but he thinks in his heart
: [I, can I go back at this time
?] Guanyin: "......"
[Nima, I'd better hurry up and untie the prohibition in my mount Golden Retriever Roar's body!
] [If you don't untie it, Lao Niang may not have a chance to untie it herself, in other words, why am I so miserable, Lao Niang?]
[When Lao Tzu was expounding, the primordial Tianzun favored and did not give strength;] [
When Lao Tzu came to Buddhism, Lao Tzu also became an old lady, but, these two saints, it's too pulled!]
Sun Wukong in the chaos, really angry, took the golden hoop stick in his hand, and threw it at the two people in front of him;
And this throw, but the matter was thrown out,
I saw that Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick passed through the defensive gap of Qingyun's golden lantern and rushed straight towards Zhun Ti ······
Zhun Ti immediately let out a miserable scream:
"Oh, my na!" is
really sad for the hearer, and tears for the listener~
The flick of the golden hoop stick also brought a thrust along the way,
so that the primitive who was carrying Zhun Ti instantly fell to the back of the front lead.
Introduction: "......"
[Sure enough, I still haven't escaped from this magic cage~, alas, let's run~] At this
time, Sun Wukong wanted to take back the golden hoop stick, but Zhun Ti's instinctive reaction made Sun Wukong at a loss for a while.
So, Sun Wukong ran behind Zhun Ti, chased hard, and yelled in his mouth:
"Zhun Ti, you return me the golden hoop stick!" Then, it is to take the primitive on the road; on the primitive back, there is Zhun Ti, and on Zhun Ti's buttocks
, there is still a golden hoop stick;
behind the golden hoop stick
, Sun Wukong is trying to catch up, and behind Sun Wukong is Lao Tzu, behind Lao Tzu, and it is the ...... who leads
himHongjun: "This ......" Tongtian, Nuwa
: "This ......" The rest of the audience: "This ......"
This scene, I really don't know how to describe it....
At this time, the five people didn't know that their battle had been broadcast live
, and then they yelled
at the primordial on their backs: "Primordial, let go quickly, go down!" and primordial shouted at
Zhun Ti on his back: "Zhun Ti, quickly let go of your hands!" Sun
Wukong in the back also roared:
"Zhun Ti, return me the golden hoop stick!".
The guide immediately shouted at the primordial on his back:
"Primordial, call Zhun Ti, hurry up and return the stick to the monkey!" Primordial immediately yelled
to the back: "Zhun Ti, the guide tells you to return the stick to the monkey!" "Zhun Ti's
eyes are red
, it's so uncontrollable! It's not enough~
" The original sent the word again, and roared in the ear of the lead:
"
Pick-up, your junior brother Zhun Ti
, can't control his rear, the stick can't be returned!" helplessly, had to yell behind him:
"Monkey, my junior brother, it can't control its own rear, the stick can't be returned, why don't you chase it!"
It's just that they seem to have forgotten that they are saints, and how loud is the roar ......of the saints?
The people who can see the scene of chaos with their divine sense are basically speechless, and most of the female monks have already covered their eyes;
Sun Wukong's method is absolutely feasible, but Sun Wukong seems to use it in reverse
~ I saw that Sun Wukong shouted at the golden hoop stick: "Golden hoop stick, make it bigger for me!"
As soon as Sun Wukong's voice fell, the quasi-mention over there said:
"Oops!
" "......."
"
┗|'O′|┛ 嗷~~".
Zhun Ti unconsciously
pinched the primitive neck in front of him with his hands, primitive: "Whoa
~" "It hurts
!" "The primitive is also reflexive, and he pinched the neck of
the lead, and the lead: "Wow~, let go!" Lao
Tzu, who was running in front, instantly frightened a spirit~
The Monkey King at the back, seeing that it still had no effect, continued to shout:
"
Golden hoop stick, give me to continue to swell, swell, swell!" Zhun Ti screamed: "Wow~, this is going to hurt
me to death~, ouch! Monkey, you shut up Lao Tzu, shut up!" Sun Wukong said angrily
: "Lao Tzu doesn't care?"
"Golden hoop stick, don't stop, continue to swell for me!"
Then, Zhun Ti screamed:
'Ah!ah!Whoa~'
screamed!
"Touch~"
It's exploded....
...... , exploded ......
Sun Wukong got his wish and withdrew the golden hoop stick,
but the huge thrust that was blown up stuck to Lao Tzu's... On the back....
Lao Tzu: "......"
[This time, it's over~]
Actually, Sun Wukong couldn't have imagined that the victory rate of only 53% should have been a protracted battle, and he could have crushed this result....
At this time, it was Lao Tzu's turn to lead the way
, Lao Tzu was not stupid, he took three on his back, a ninety-degree turn, and ran in the direction of Zixiao Palace~
Hongjun: "......
".
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