Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#103 - Stupid Lei Jiang, annoying people online

Sun Wukong was stunned by Chu Hao's words and angrily said:

"Judge, you've seen the disaster my Mount Huaguo suffered, and you've seen me being ambushed. Do you know how much I suffered in the alchemy furnace!"

"And you're telling me I didn't lose out? Judge, I don't believe you!"

Chu Hao shook his head, "Didn't one of your Mount Huaguo's demon monkeys survive? I'm the one who saved him."

"And you, be content with how much you suffered in the alchemy furnace. What's your cultivation level now? What are your divine powers?!"

Sun Wukong was momentarily speechless, "That... that's because I, Old Sun, am lucky and have a great destiny!"

Chu Hao took out two jars of wine, looking very displeased, "No, I have to talk to you about this today. Our Heavenly Court is a reasonable Heavenly Court, we won't bully you."

Sun Wukong scratched his head, "Then, should I continue making trouble in the Heavenly Palace or not?"

"Take a break first. Even when hanging yourself, you need to catch your breath. To wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace, you need a drink to build up your courage!" Chu Hao rolled his eyes.

Sun Wukong touched his nose and sat down sheepishly, "That seems to make sense, then I'll... have a drink! Just one drink, definitely no more!"

Thus, Sun Wukong, who had already caused a ruckus before the Hall of Universal Brightness, began drinking with Chu Hao outside the hall.

"This... um..."

"We must invite him, otherwise, it will ruin the big plan!" Wang Lingguan immediately decided.

He knew about the Journey to the West calamity, and if they didn't invite him, something big would happen!

The Thunder General was a little embarrassed, "Then... wouldn't that be too much fanfare? It seems like he's already been subdued?"

Wang Lingguan gritted his teeth, "Just follow orders! Go and invite him quickly!"

Alright, although he didn't know why, the Thunder General could only obey.

Even if he was confused, he couldn't escape the work he had to do.

Chu Hao also noticed the departing Thunder General, and couldn't help but smile.

Chu Hao had met this Thunder General before, he was an old acquaintance of Nezha in the Heavenly Court and was on opposing sides with Li Jing.

Nezha had always disliked Li Jing, and over time, he became familiar with this Thunder General. Later, Nezha came to work under Chu Hao.

Chu Hao had also often instilled some special ideas into this Thunder General.

For example: Being too enthusiastic at work means there's something wrong with your brain.

For example: If you carry one more brick today, the boss will drive a luxury car.

For example: Is living just for work? Do you have any dreams?!

Gradually, this young man's thoughts became very dangerous, and his behavior became extremely lazy.

Chu Hao had only planted the willow unintentionally, but Wang Lingguan actually happened to pick him to deliver the request for help, which couldn't help but surprise Chu Hao.

Could it be that fate is so interesting?

This young man should make the Western world very happy.

Chu Hao was relieved and focused on drinking with Sun Wukong.

...

In the distance, Ananda and Kasyapa had been standing outside the Southern Heavenly Gate for a long time, but they still hadn't waited for anyone to come for help.

At this moment, they were like two young men waiting for the baton in a relay race.

But they didn't know that their baton had been stolen halfway.

The two were covered in black lines,

"What's going on? It's been so long."

"Where's my request for help? Where did such a big request for help go?!"

"Why is it so slow? That's impossible, even if Wang Lingguan is strong, he should have come out to ask for help by now!"

"Should we... wait a little longer?"

Ananda and Kasyapa were worried.

It's over, could there be unexpected complications?

Further away, the Tathagata Buddha was hidden in the clouds.

Under the golden Buddha light, the Tathagata Buddha's face was dark.

"That damned anomaly!"

"How can you rest halfway through making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

The Tathagata Buddha felt his teeth itching and grinding.

"Should I just take action to suppress him?"

But the Tathagata thought again, it's not easy.

Direct intervention would greatly reduce the prestige of the West. It wouldn't be others asking him to do things, but him begging to help others.

Secondly, he is a big shot in the West, with heavy karma, and moving one part affects the whole.

The Tathagata could only stand still.

At this moment, the Tathagata Buddha was anxious and even directly used the Buddhist divine power—the Heavenly Eye!

He saw that the Thunder General who was holding the request for help was slowly walking out of the Tongming Hall, and from time to time looked back at the Judge's handsome figure.

It turned out that this young man had lost his sense of oppression because the Judge was too strong, and sending the request for help seemed very slow.

When the Tathagata Buddha saw this, his face turned dark on the spot, "Unfilial, unfilial!"

"If he sends it any slower, then Sun Wukong will directly surrender, what will become of the Western world?"

"Let me help you!"

The Tathagata was anxious and directly used great divine power.

The Thunder General who was sending the request for help took a step, and suddenly felt that the world around him seemed to speed up, so fast that he couldn't help but close his eyes.

When he opened his eyes, he realized that he had inexplicably left the Southern Heavenly Gate.

The Thunder General looked dazed, "What's going on? Wasn't I just inside? How did I get out in the blink of an eye?"

Although the Thunder General was a True Immortal, the Tathagata's Quasi-Sage methods were so strong that the Thunder General naturally had no way to detect them.

However, the Thunder General didn't care and continued to walk forward, slowly heading towards the Western Paradise.

Ananda and Kasyapa, who had been hiding outside the Southern Heavenly Gate, were anxious and wanted to jump out and grab the Thunder General and scold him,

"Can't you hurry up? Why are you dawdling? Are you your mother's turtle!"

The Tathagata Buddha couldn't sit still and transmitted his voice to Ananda and Kasyapa, "Pretend to pass by and meet him!"

Ananda and Kasyapa then quickly jumped out and deliberately walked past the Thunder General.

Ananda and Kasyapa walked around the Thunder General several times, back and forth, just to have a chance encounter with the Thunder General.

But God knows that this Thunder General seemed to be blind. Ananda and Kasyapa had worn out the shoes on their feet and even farted all the way, but the Thunder General didn't even bother to look up at them.

Until Ananda and Kasyapa "accidentally", very accidentally, bumped into the Thunder General's shoulder, and the Thunder General was startled.

The Thunder General suddenly seemed to see something and exclaimed:

"Eh! Isn't this Venerable Ananda? Venerable Kasyapa is also here?"

Ananda, Kasyapa: "..."

Did you finally see me?!

Am I a ghost? You didn't even want to look at me?!

The Thunder General was just a little lazy and undisciplined, especially after being instilled with so many advanced work concepts by Chu Hao, he was like a salted fish charred on both sides.

Too lazy to even turn over.

Seeing Ananda and Kasyapa, the Thunder General didn't take out the request for help immediately, but subconsciously looked at the sun, surprised:

"Eh, it's noon, it's time for lunch break!"

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