Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 85

Chapter 85 Let’s call Hong Xing

Sleeping in a daze, looking at Maitreya Buddha’s face.

Like ghosts, who can’t be afraid.

Maitreya Buddha smiled, but still kept smiling.

When he came, he had told himself that he must smile.

“Third brother, I, Maitreya Buddha.”

Maitreya Buddha had a flattering smile, and Tang Yu looked a little nauseous.

Tang Yu was stunned, and then he came back to his senses and lit a cigarette for himself.

“What’s wrong with your face? Are you cramping?”

Looking at the cigarettes, Maitreya Buddha’s eyes lit up: “Ha ha, no, no, ha ha, third brother, I’ll come to you to exchange for some cigarettes.”

Tang Yu felt like a mirror, looking at the eager Maitreya Buddha, he hesitated for a moment, took out a cigarette with added ingredients and handed it over.

“Come on.”

“Three brothers Xie, three brothers Xie.”

Maitreya Buddha hurriedly took it, tapped it, and took a deep breath.

“To be honest, Samantabhadra’s work makes me very angry.”

Tang Yu frowned slightly, and said earnestly.

“Yes, the third brother is right. The boy Fuxian is really not good at doing things. The Buddha has already taught him and went up and slapped him with two big mouths. When I go back, I will also smoke him.”

Maitreya Buddha glanced towards the bed, and there were two naked little palace ladies.

This is all arranged by the Wuji King.

Tell Tang Yu which one he likes, and pull it over and you can directly Yoxi.

In fact, he didn’t think about what to do.

But the maid waiting for her bath, all kinds of seduce.

Tang Yu also understood their thoughts.

I am now the third elder brother, and my identity will be completely different if I am stunned by myself.

This is equivalent to the fact that many palace ladies hope to be conceived by the emperor Youxi all at once, and it means to be pregnant with a dragon seed.

If there is no chance, they will have to be court ladies all their lives.

Always die in this deep palace compound.

Maitreya Buddha waved his hand and covered them with the quilt.

Just seeing Tang Yu still naked, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

But nothing said.

“Third brother, look at how many cigarettes these babies can exchange for. By the way, the Buddha said that third brother can give two packs less, and the rest should be given to third brother some spiritual compensation.”

Maitreya Buddha licked his face with a smile on his face.

You know, Lingji Bodhisattva, a second-hand dealer, has earned a lot of magic weapons.

Everyone in Lingshan knew everything in their hearts.

But no one dared to say anything, after all, smoking had to be pointed at him.

Fuxian is taking a sauna now.

This task fell on himself, as long as he used it well, he could also make a fortune.

“Well, I think you will be able to come and speak nicely.”

Tang Yu took out three packs of cigarettes and handed them over: “Give you three packs.”

“Thank Brother San.”

Maitreya Buddha hurriedly put away, nodded and bowed: “I’m leaving, third brother, you continue, you continue.”

He gestured to the two women on the bed and made a sign of please. The meaning was obvious. Third brother, please go ahead, and the younger brother retired.

The figure flashed, and Maitreya Buddha disappeared.

Hurrying to Lingshan, we must know that everyone in Lingshan is still waiting, especially the Buddha.

An imperceptible sneer appeared at the corner of Tang Yu’s mouth, and he snorted secretly.

He immediately lay on the bed, holding the two women in his arms.

“Holy monk, don’t make trouble.” A palace lady slept in a daze, her voice soft.

Tang Yu smiled: “Female donor, the poor monk has come in.”

Western sky.

The Buddhas looked forward to it, and finally lit cigarettes.

However, except for Samantabhadra.

Because all his magic weapons were drawn away by the Tathagata, in exchange for cigarettes, even the lotus throne was gone.

He was very wronged.

This is for your own money, can’t you give yourself one?

After returning, Maitreya Buddha was like a hero.

He even praised himself greatly. What he said, Samantabhadra couldn’t do anything, and he almost made Tang Sanzang angry, so he stopped giving cigarettes.

Fortunately, he said a lot of good things before he brought the cigarettes back.

Don’t worry about what he said, the cigarettes were brought back anyway.

This is the great merit to Buddhism.

Dilemma.

Although there were some accidents in the middle, it was completed.

Such a smooth completion is such a dilemma that even Buddhism is a bit unbelievable.

Tathagata Buddha admired his witty arrangements even more.

If he weren’t smart, then the black chicken king would have become a dog.

As for the dilemma to complete, it is even more damning.

Samantabhadra looked at them smoking cigarettes eagerly, which made the Tathagata feel a bit unbearable.

In the dilemma, he did not worry less.

There was only a slight accident in exchanging cigarettes with Tang Sanzang.

Seeing half of the cigarette in his hand, the Buddha Tathagata hesitated for a moment, and flicked it against Samantabhadra; “Let’s smoke.”

“Thank you, Buddha.”

Fu Xian hurriedly caught it, and started to smoke.

Wuji Country.

The two palace ladies who were killed by Tang Yuyou obviously felt the change.

Some eunuchs nodded and bowed at them.

Tang Yu and his party walked into the hall, and some ministers bowed to the ground one after another.

“See Third Brother.”

This is an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty, and none of the bodhisattvas have a temper.

And now the Wuji Country, the whole country is worshiping him.

I can see with my own eyes the faith in the person who worships.

This is an honor for them.

Tang Yu waved his hand and motioned for them to get up.

The black-bone king stood up to greet: “Third brother, take a seat, take a seat.”

“Come over with me, what are you doing?” Tang Yu frowned slightly, seemingly dissatisfied.

“Third Brother, I am looking for you to discuss something with Third Brother.”

Tang Yu looked at him incomprehensibly, only listening to the Wuji King continuing.

“I have issued the imperial decree, demolished temples across the country, and rebuilt the Sange Temple. However, although we enshrine you, we must also have a separate sect.”

This made Tang Yu slightly stunned.

Then I thought about it, that’s what it really meant.

Look at Buddhism, Taoism.

When I heard it, everyone knew that this was an organized and disciplined gang.

Although the Wuji Country enshrines itself, it is not very clear where it belongs.

Therefore, the Wuji King asked him to discuss.

I think their organization should have a name.

In this way, their beliefs can be regarded as belonging.

To be honest, Tang Yu never thought of worshipping himself.

What I said to the Wuji King at that time was just a joke.

Unexpectedly, this old boy took it seriously and had such a big battle.

Now everyone in the country knows to worship the third brother.