girl next door

The words I said at this time were not hypocritical, but I really wanted to see if there was something wrong with Xiao Yue, but after I finished saying these words, Xiao Yue, who had been lowering her head, She raised her head suddenly, and the moment she raised her head, without saying a word, she suddenly grabbed my arm that was holding her shoulder, and then bit my arm.

"what!"

It was Xiao Yue who screamed just now, but now it's my turn to scream.

I think my endurance ability is relatively strong, but in front of Xiao Yue, my endurance ability is completely useless. This girl bit me without any mercy, and she is not She took a big bite on my arm, and she bit a small piece of meat.

Anyone who has studied physics should know that if it bites on a small piece of my flesh, the force I will receive will be great, and relatively speaking, it will be very painful.

I really didn't expect that she would use bitter tricks on me, and the bite she took of me at this time really bit me hard enough, I almost couldn't hold back, tears burst out directly.

As far as my current ability is concerned, I can push her away with brute force, but she is a girl after all, and she is biting my arm, if I really want to push him If it is opened, then she will bite my arm with more force, and she will definitely tear my arm. In this way, I will not get any benefits.

Although I haven't gotten along with Xiao Yue, I have been with Ye Tingting for a long time. I know too well that girls with a temper like them have always been soft-tempered.

So now it is definitely impossible for me to be tough with him, so I simply said good things to him, and made a look of negotiating and begging for mercy, and said to Xiao Yue:

"Xiao Yue, I was wrong. I shouldn't have told you like that just now. Can you let me go? I will apologize to you!"

After I finished speaking, Xiao Yue continued to bite me fiercely. Obviously, he was not particularly satisfied with my words of apology at this time, but I thought about it and decided to continue apologizing. she said:

"Also, what happened yesterday was all my fault. I will apologize to you completely, is that okay?"

"What kind of apology?"

After Xiao Yue heard what I said, she still bit my arm, but at this time she faltered and faltered.

After I heard what he said, I knew that there should be no problem in trying to make him let go.

So he continued to speak to her in a pleading tone:

"Apologize as you say, I'm all up to you now!"

I know that when dealing with women like them, you can't answer in the normal way, such as treating them to a meal, or buying them a gift, women are very fickle, as long as he wants to choose yours fault, then he can pick out countless faults of yours, the best way to apologize to him is to tell her to obey her in everything and let her decide everything, this is the most perfect answer.

Sure enough, after hearing what I said, Xiao Yue's mouth was much less forceful, and at the same time she opened her mouth and said:

"This is what you said, you can't go back on what you said!"

Although he said that he opened his mouth, his mouth was still on my arm. It was obvious that if I didn't say a word correctly, she would bite my arm again.

Now I naturally have to follow her words. After hearing him ask this question, I nodded to him again and again. Seeing me just nodding and bowing like this also strongly satisfied Xiao Yue.

"First make an oath to make sure that what you say is true. If I ask you to apologize to me, you will apologize to me!"

Xiao Yue also said such a sentence very forcefully, and after hearing her say this sentence, I continued, nodding and bowing but:

"Okay, I swear!"

I found that I raised my other hand, and said very seriously:

"I swear that as long as you ask me to make an apology, I will not refuse, and I will do it perfectly!"

After hearing what I said, Xiao Yue also nodded, and then she let go of her mouth completely, sat up in the driver's seat, and looked me up and down.

"Yesterday you fell over your shoulder twice in a row in the cafeteria and threw me to the ground. I definitely can't forget about this matter, so the first condition I ask you to apologize to me is that I also throw you over your shoulder in a row. twice!"

After Xiao Yue said his words again, she felt that the words seemed inappropriate, she quickly shook her head, and said correctively:

"No, no, this condition is not good. You are very skilled, and you are a man. Let me throw you over your shoulder twice. This punishment is too light for you. Don't stand still, let me beat you casually." , you can't fight back!"

"---"

To tell you the truth, Xiao Yue just started talking about two overhand falls, and my condition is very reliable and reasonable, but now he actually said that it is too much for me to stand up and let him hit casually.

Because this girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp, if I was really stupid and stood still and let him beat me up, maybe I would have to confess here today.

I also had a bitter face, so I wanted to refute, to see if I could discuss this matter, at least not to stand up and let her hit me casually.

I just wanted to speak, but seeing Xiao Yue's unfriendly expression at this time, I gave up the idea of ​​saying this again.

Thinking about this matter, I agree first, and whether I am willing to do it when it is executed later is another matter.

After all, I made an oath, but I didn’t say what punishment I would accept. Even if I broke the oath, it would have no effect. Besides, I didn’t believe that he was such a thing. If oaths are useful, what’s the use of the police?

I was thinking this in my heart, and at the same time nodded quickly, agreeing to this matter.

Seeing that I agreed to this matter, the girl was satisfied, she nodded, and after thinking about it, she said to me:

"Then my car was scratched, you must compensate me for my loss!"

Since the first condition the girl said was too much, I thought the second condition he raised would also be too much, but I didn't expect that the condition he raised was so simple, it just asked me to put He just compensates him for his losses, which is nothing more than a drop in the bucket to me.

So I didn't even think about it, so I agreed directly, and seeing that I agreed so simply, Xiao Yue also squinted her eyes, and then looked at me up and down.

"I didn't expect you to agree so simply. My car costs more than 20 yuan, just to the extent of the scratches. If you really want to compensate for the loss, it will cost at least a few thousand yuan. You are an ordinary college student. One yuan, is it so generous to pay for compensation?"

This woman Xiao Yue doesn't know my identity, so seeing me agreeing to compensate him so straightforwardly, he also sensed that something was wrong.

And when she noticed something was wrong, I smiled and said to her:

"I can't do anything about this matter. Of course I don't want to accompany you, but I can't do it if I don't accompany you. This matter is also related to me. Even if I don't have that much money, I will lend it to you if I find a way." I have borrowed so much, I think men still have to take responsibility, so I should pay this money, since it is the money that should be given, I will naturally not have any hesitation, do you think so?"

I think my explanation at this time is quite reasonable. As far as Xiao Yue's IQ is concerned, I should be able to prevaricate it, but what I didn't expect is that this girl's IQ is not as bad as I imagined. After I said these words, she touched her chin with her hand, and then shook her head at me again:

"No, no, I think you look like you are lying to me. I haven't forgotten the money. What happened on the Internet yesterday, what happened to us in the cafeteria yesterday, made a lot of noise on the Internet, and suddenly someone stood up to help us , I think this person who stepped forward to help us is very likely to be related to you. Although I don't have any evidence, my intuition has always been very accurate. I feel that there should be nothing wrong with this matter. Now I can't even think of you being so straightforward Promise me, you are definitely not short of money for compensation, if you are really short of money, you can't live alone outside the school!"

"----"

This girl Xiao Yue doesn't seem to have a very high IQ, she belongs to the type with big breasts and no brains, but what she said now is one set after another, all of which are very reasonable. I also don't know how to answer him.

Seeing that I didn't answer her at this time, the girl Xiao Yue probably sensed that her guess was not wrong, so she couldn't help laughing.

"It seems that Miss Ben's guess is not wrong at all. You are not a person who is short of money. Since you are not short of money, then you can simply pay me a Beetle again. Anyway, I just feel that I am The car is a bit old and I want to change it!"

"Ahem!"---

After hearing him put forward these conditions unceremoniously, I couldn't help coughing, because the conditions raised by this girl are really getting more and more excessive.

Although a Beetle only costs 30 to [-] yuan, I can still afford it, and I am not short of this amount at all, but I am still an ordinary college student after all, and Xiao Yue has no idea about my real identity. What does it look like? He asked me to pay him a car just based on his guess when I didn't know his identity at all. This girl's character is indeed bold enough, and she is also shameless thick enough.

Seeing my violent cough at this time, Xiao Yue also narrowed her eyes.

"Why, looking at you like this, it seems that you are going to say nothing. You are a man, and you just promised that I can make whatever request you want. Are you not ready to fulfill the promise now?"

When I promised him just now, I didn't think about fulfilling any promise at all. What I thought in my heart was that if his request was not too excessive, then I would simply follow his will, but what he proposed now The request is indeed a bit too much.

Although I am not short of money, I am not a person who spends money casually. If I just pay him 20 yuan all at once, then am I not a fool?