Daming Super Daddy

In fact, Zhu Song has already explained just now that if he wants to get the best tea set, he will go for the broken teapot and tea bowl. It's tea dregs.

However, the palace is very big, and there are many people in it. Zhu Song treats the officials, servants and guards well, and the benefits and rewards are quite generous, so it is really difficult to find broken teapots, tea bowls and tea dregs in the palace of King Han.

With a few servants, they searched the mansion for about a cup of tea. Zhu Yishan almost died of anxiety, but he couldn't find these three things.

Unknowingly, he walked to the back garden. There was a flower grower in the back garden, and he couldn't help feeling a little strange watching Zhu Yishan go around and around.

After taking a sip of tea, Hua Nong turned to Zhu Yishan who walked up to him.Said: "Brother Shan, what are you doing when you go around and around?"

"Heb!"

Zhu Yishan stopped in his tracks, and was about to talk to the flower farmer when he caught a glimpse of a large earthen pot and several rough yellow sand bowls that the flower farmer had put on the edge of the flower bed, as big as a human's fist.

Zhu Yishan's eyes lit up, and he said, "Uncle Hei, can you lend me your teapot and tea bowl?"

"Oh?" Uncle Hei looked at his teapot and teacup in surprise, and said, "Brother Shan, what do you want to do with this thing? It's not as easy to use as your purple clay pot!"

"I know, but our lord needs to use it!" Zhu Yishan waved his hand and said, "By the way, lend me some more of your tea!"

Uncle Hei had just poured out the tea leaves and water in the teapot, when he heard what Zhu Yishan said, he said, "Brother Shan, my tea is really bad, it's pure soil foam, you must not be used to drinking it." !"

"It's okay, it's okay, the worse the better, we use soil foam!" Zhu Yishan was so happy, he reached out and grabbed the tea foam from the tea pot and threw it into the big earthen pot.

Regardless of whether it is in the later generations or in the current Ming Dynasty, the tea leaves are not good at all. It is okay to put a little bit of tea foam, but if you throw this bus down, you will probably choke on a sip.

Well, the three masters who came today are really unlucky.

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Greeting to his two subordinates, Zhu Yishan went back to the wing room with a pot and a bowl. Zhu Yishan directly squatted these things in front of several adults, and the water had already been brewed in the big earthen pot.

Seeing this set of tea sets, Zhu Song, who was always standing in the room and refused to sit down, almost lost his breath and fainted from laughing.

This Zhu Yishan is so damn talented, where did he find the big clay pot and the yellow sand bowl?

Unlike Zhu Yishan, the adults and the two little fellows were all from wealthy families, and they had never seen a big earthen pot from a poor family.

So when they saw the big tile pot, Zhu Huixun and Zhu Zhanji even murmured in their hearts: "Brother Shan, he is too good at doing things. We agreed on the broken teapot and bowl. How did you take it?" Here comes such a good thing!"

Zhu Chen is also confused, the malice has already been shown, why is this prince more polite?

"Come, come, don't be polite!" Zhu Song glanced at Zhu Huixun, who was holding back his laughter, and said, "Oh, three adults came to this king's house, and this king has neglected me, so these three bowls of tea should be regarded as my king's." Those who apologize to the three adults must drink it clean!"

This guy was really hurt, he directly blocked the back path of the three adults.

Saying so, Zhu Song picked up the teapot and poured it into several yellow sand bowls.

Soon, three bowls of Zongyingying tea, all of which were the same color as mung bean soup, were poured out, and served to the three adults directly.

"Guys, I'm so sorry!" Zhu Song handed over the tea bowl with his own hands, but Zhu Chen was the first to hand it over.

To be honest, Zhu Chen was really angry just now, but just now Zhu Song apologized and served tea, which made Zhu Chen feel a little bit flustered, thinking that Zhu Song was letting him down the steps for Zhu Mi's sake.

This foolish man, he really treated himself like a green onion, and forgot why their prince was under house arrest. His majestic King Han, does he need to give Zhu Chen face?

"Come, come, drink!" Zhu Chen was also a little thirsty, after letting them dry for half an hour, can he not be thirsty?Pick it up and take a sip!

Just this one sip was really bitter and astringent, the tea gushed up again in his throat, holding it in Zhu Chen's mouth, it was really impossible to swallow it down in one gulp.

But he didn't dare to spit it out, after all, it was the prince who poured the tea to apologize, how could he have the guts to spit it out?It's not that he doesn't know what kind of temper this master has, isn't that uncomfortable?

Well, drink tea by yourself, even if you have tears in your eyes, you have to swallow it!

Ever since, Zhu Chen had a bitter face, his fat face was as dark as coal balls, and he took it down in small mouthfuls.

In such a short period of time, Sun Yi and Li Ji also followed in Zhu Chen's footsteps, but the difference was that Zhu Song showed mercy to Li Ji, an old man, and only poured him a bowl Son.

Looking at the three chief officials of the Ministry of Rituals, all of whom had tea in their mouths and swallowed it bit by bit, Zhu Zhanji rolled his eyes, and suddenly lay down next to Zhu Huixun's ear, whispering a few words.

Zhu Huixun's eyes lit up, he stood up and bowed his hands to Li Ji and others, and said: "Three lords, in the past, my father was above the court, and there were three adults who took care of me, and my father never thanked me. Having returned to the Yunnan feudal land, Hui Xun, as a son of man, should thank the three adults for their friendship on behalf of his father!"

Speaking of which, without waiting for Zhu Chen and others to react, Zhu Huixun climbed onto a chair slowly, picked up the teapot with both hands, and poured it again for Zhu Chen and the others.

"Three adults, please drink tea!"

Well, the first bowl of tea was the apology tea poured by the King of Han, and they had to drink it; the second bowl of tea was the tea from the young prince of King Min's mansion to thank his father, and they couldn't help but drink it.

After all, the officials of the Ministry of Rites are also known as old stubborn, and they have always advertised that they follow the etiquette of poetry and books. How could they lose their etiquette in the Han Palace?

After drinking the second bowl...

Li Ji's complexion was fine, but Zhu Chen's and Sun Yi's faces were all green, and the miserable green color was so permeating!

Not to mention Li Ji, Zhu Chen and Sun Yi, the three directors of the Ministry of Rituals who were punished by this pair of uncles and nephews, hated Zhu Song so much that his teeth were itchy with hatred. This His Highness King Han, who seemed gentle and kind on the surface, had a very emotional relationship. The bad water in the stomach!

"My lords, this tea was given to me when my father was in power a few years ago!" Zhu Song suppressed a smile, and continued: "On weekdays, this king is not willing to drink it! It’s a pleasure for an adult to drink one bowl after another, so I must drink a few more bowls today!”

puff!

This time, including Li Ji, they couldn't bear it anymore.

Fucking imperial tea, this damn thing is 'Tumozi', if you two uncles and nephews hadn't changed ways to pour it for our men, who would want to drink that stuff?

"Your Highness, I don't think it's necessary to continue to drink tea?" Li Ji said: "I came here today to teach you how to perform the ceremony. The procedure of performing the ceremony is very complicated, and I have to go back to the palace to report to the order. You see we are Shouldn't it start now?"

"Well, so fast?" Zhu Song quickly persuaded: "The king has already asked the kitchen to prepare lunch, shall we start after lunch?"

Entering the house and drinking tea, you almost killed half of us. If we had another lunch, wouldn’t they have walked out of King Han’s mansion today?

Chapter 25 will revenge to the end

For Li Ji, Sun Yi and Zhu Chen, the experience of this day will never be forgotten in their lifetime.

The extremely messy study room with the chamber pot, the dilapidated big earthen pot, the yellow sand bowl, and the bad lunch are enough for them to relish in a lifetime.

Zhu Song and the two little fellows, who were in charge of the etiquette department, didn't care what the three of them thought. They were sitting in the gazebo in the middle courtyard watching the moon and eating supper.

"Hahaha!" Zhu Huixun had a bright smile on his face, "Uncle Song, you haven't seen that Zhu Chen's appearance. When he heard that the dishes were made of pork, his fat face turned green. Killing me!"

"Hmph, no one is nobler than anyone else. Why can ordinary people eat it, but you can't eat it if you are an official or a noble?" Zhu Song said indifferently: "In the end, this person is still cheap. Not to mention pork, even tree roots and turf can taste like chicken, so crunchy and crunchy!"

"Uncle Song is right, who is more noble than whom these days?" Zhu Zhanji nodded naturally, "These guys, except for that Li Ji and Li Shangshu who looks like an official, that fat man There is also Si Jizi, who really lost the official positions of those two servants for nothing!"

"Okay, why don't you two go to bed quickly, what are you doing here?" Zhu Song wouldn't talk to the two little guys about some life principles, some things need to be understood by themselves.

"Uncle Song, in two days, my aunt will leave the house. By then, you won't be tired of being with aunt all day long, and you still have time to take care of us?"

Zhu Huixun said carelessly: "If we don't take advantage of the present to treat you well, I'm afraid you will kick us both aside when the time comes?"