Strange Biography of Three Kingdoms
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Yuan Shang was surprised in his heart, Xin Dao Xianbei, you women are just different, you will be a female knight on the first night, you really have the strong wind of a foreign race.
Based on the principle of respect, Yuan Shang lay down obediently.
"Husband, don't move your hands yet, let me serve your husband for a while." The princess still said coquettishly.
"It's easy to say." Yuan Shang had already imagined the appearance of the princess in his mind, and she must be like a fairy.
Suddenly Yuan Shang felt his face heat up, and then he heard the princess say: "The kiss is wrong, I want to kiss my husband's mouth."
Yuan Shang didn't feel anything, and the soft touch just now made him very excited, and he felt that the Xianbei woman was really bold and enthusiastic.
Suddenly his nose became hot, and Yuan Shanggang wanted to remind the princess that he had kissed wrong again.But what happened next made him confused, because he felt that his mouth and nose were being kissed at the same time, and he couldn't speak at all.
After a while, Yuan Shang was almost out of breath. He quickly reached out and touched the princess. The tentacles felt soft and elastic.
The princess moved her mouth, and said delicately, "Husband, what's the matter?"
"No, why did you kiss my nose?" Yuan Shang asked suspiciously.
"But I also kissed your mouth. Didn't you feel it just now?"
"I feel it, but, hey, no, how can you kiss my nose and my mouth?" Yuan Shang felt more and more strange.
The princess explained in a low voice: "That's because my lips|petals are plump. In Xianbei, everyone praises my lips as the sexiest|sexiest. And..."
"And what?" Yuan Shang suddenly felt cold all over, sexy|sensual?With such a big mouth, he really can't think of what is more sexy|sexy.Instead, I feel a little scary.
"Besides, don't you Han people have a saying that if you have a big mouth, you can have a son?" The princess tried her best to make her voice soft and charming: "I want to give birth to a son for my husband."
Yuan Shang broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Where did you hear that? You clearly said it was big ass, okay?"
The princess chuckled twice, the voice was soul-stirring, Yuan Shang heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that his princess's wife should just have a big mouth, and she is still a beautiful woman after all.
"Husband, the concubine's body is bigger. If you don't believe me, touch|touch it, and it is guaranteed to give birth to a litter of sons."
Yuan Shang: "..."
Yuan Shang got up suddenly and said, "Madam, I want to see your face."
Where did the princess give him the chance to light the lamp, she just lay on Yuan Shang's body.
Yuan Shang was suddenly bored | snorted.
The princess paused for a moment, and said softly: "Husband, what's wrong with you? Did the concubine crush you?"
Yuan Shang felt that he could not breathe.He tried hard to take a few breaths, and gasped, "Ma'am, you, how heavy are you." He felt as if his ribs were about to break.
"One, one hundred." The princess said shyly.
"One hundred catties, that's not too heavy, but ma'am, why are you so stressed that you can hardly breathe for your husband?"
"It's one hundred kilograms." The princess's voice was even lower, "Our Xianbei uses kilograms."
Yuan Shang spat out a mouthful of old blood, mother, that is not a sow, I am not so heavy, no wonder it made me unable to breathe.
While pushing her princess wife, he said: "Come down quickly, let me light the lamp."
The princess's voice became cold, "Husband, you are disrespecting me."
Yuan Shang yelled: "I respect your mother, let me out quickly, otherwise! Otherwise, I will have you looking good, aww..."
After a scream, the princess snorted, got up from the bed, groped outside, lit a candle, and then walked towards the house.
"I heard that you are very handsome. I don't know if you can match me. If you don't match me, I won't be happy." The princess walked to the bed mutteringly, lit a candle, and suddenly her face turned red. stand up.
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The princess said angrily: "Be careful, you are so handsome, but your temper is too bad, you have to train|teach|teach|teach well in the future, hehe." At this time, Yuan Shang was already bleeding from the corner of his mouth, his eyes were white, and he was unconscious past.
That's right, it was the masterpiece of the great Xianbei princess Snoopy, who broke a rib with one ass, and fainted along the way.
Blow out the candles, and the wedding ceremony will be next. Although only one person is awake, it is not a problem for Snoopy at all.
......
No one knew what was going on, Yuan Shang was secretly sent for treatment the next morning, and the more important matter was exposed by someone, and the whole Yecheng was talking about this interesting incident after dinner.
After Yuan Shang woke up, he had to drag his injured body to find his father.
Feng Ji came over with an embarrassing expression on his face, Yuan Shang struggled to get up from the bed, panting slightly: "Yuan Tu, where is father?"
Feng Ji said in embarrassment: "Third son, the lord said that you..."
"What are you talking about?" Yuan Shang asked hastily.
"My lord said that you can't even manage a woman well, so I don't want to see you."
Yuan Shang lay on the bed at once, and suddenly gritted his teeth and said: "Smelly woman, you dare to rape me, I must kill her."
Feng Ji said with a dry smile: "Third son, you must not think like this. My lord specially ordered me that although the princess is a foreigner, she is your wife after all. He told you to treat her well and not treat her in any other way than the family rules." she."
After a pause, Feng Ji said again: "Third Young Master, it's just a woman, so don't care too much about it. Besides, considering her identity, we should not mess around."
Yuan Shang: "..." He suddenly felt that this was the worst decision he had made. He would have known that he would have married this ugly meat ball princess to Yuan Xi or his elder brother.
But he can only think about it.
While Yuan Shang was being ravaged by the meatball princess Snoopy in Yecheng, Yuan Xi felt much more comfortable, because Xianbei's number one pearl is really not for nothing, and Serena's long one is called beautiful.This made Yuan Xi very satisfied.
But this Serena is different from the bold Caroline. Although she is married to Yuan Xi, she has to wait for a long time to see that Yuan Xi has not attacked her father before she is willing to really serve Yuan Xi.
Serena was very beautiful, although Yuan Xi wanted to taste this beauty's alien taste early, but Serena held a golden dagger and threatened him not to let him touch it, Yuan Xi really had no choice for a while.
Now the battle between Ke Bineng and You Wang and Zuo Wang has not stopped for a moment, and they are entangled in life and death every day.
Yuan Xi was naturally happy to see this happen, which was much better than him personally leading troops to attack Xianbei.
When the two sides were victorious, Yuan Xi also felt that it was time for him to march, because Yuan Shao's official document had already been handed over, [-] horses, plus Xianbei's false marriage, and all kinds of capture Xianbei stated by the judge himself. In the end, Yuan Shao made up his mind to hand over the matter of Xianbei to Yuan Xihe for trial.
What reassures Yuan Xi is that the battle in Xuzhou is also gradually easing up.
Sure enough, Yuan Shu sent someone who did not know where to find Liu Bei and let him take charge of Xuzhou.
After Yuan Xi heard the news, he was taken aback for a moment. He didn't expect that this big-eared thief would be able to control Xuzhou again.
Is it God's will?
Although some things will not happen as scheduled, there will always be another way to do it at other times.
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