Strange Biography of Three Kingdoms

Lu Su was taken aback. It seems like we haven't seen each other before. If we did, give me courage and dare not forget you?

He was about to explain, when Yuan Xi said: "Why are you shaking like this, are you cold?"

Lu Su reluctantly said: "It's a little cold, and I was shocked when I fell into the water just now. My body is already weak"

Yuan Xi took off the clothes on his body, and was about to put them on under Lu Su's moving eyes, when he suddenly thought that the three sisters of the Cao family had also worn the clothes, and it really didn't suit Lu Su, so he put them on again.

"Come on, serve ginger soup to Lord Lu."

He gave orders loudly, turned his head and smiled at Lu Su: "The fog on the river cleared up today, the weather outside is nice and the sun is hot, let's go to the beach and sunbathe together."

As he spoke, he pulled one with each hand, and pulled both Lu Su and Zhuge Liang out.

Chapter 995

Zhuge Liang and Lu Su were wet all over. Now that they were outside, the sun made them feel much more comfortable.

Yuan Xi pointed at the rolling Yangtze River and said with a smile: "How long do you two think it will take for me to unify the world?"

Zhuge Liang and Lu Su looked at each other, this Yuan Xi was not a human being, he would ask anything that was difficult to answer, deliberately embarrassing others.

Lu Su was an honest man, his face was flushed and he didn't know how to answer. Zhuge Liang rolled his eyes and pretended to sigh: "Your Majesty dominates the rivers and lakes, and the day of unifying the world is not far away. Son, there is absolutely no possibility of resisting."

Kong Ming was indeed Kong Ming, Yuan Xi chuckled and looked at Lu Su, "What does Zijing think?"

Lu Su laughed dryly and said, "Marquis Wu only has tens of thousands of troops, but Liu Bei brought 10,000+. I think that Marquis Wu will surrender once Liu Bei dies."

He suddenly remembered something, and continued: "Your Majesty doesn't know, Wu Hou originally planned to surrender, but Zhuge Liang lobbied for the second time, saying that if Wu Hou surrendered, you would definitely not treat him kindly, Wu Hou was so frightened that he dared not surrender. .”

Yuan Xi's expression turned serious, "Is there anything else?"

"You kid cheated on me!"

Before Yuan Xi could look at Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang yelled loudly, cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, you must not be deceived by his appearance. This person seems to be honest, but in fact he has a bad heart. That's what I said, But it’s just that everyone is their own master, it’s not wrong, but this kid is turning over old scores at this time, such a person is scary.”

Yuan Xi was dumbfounded, it was quite scary, why didn't I know Zhuge Liang like this before?Is this still the Kong Mingxi I know?

Lu Su was furious, blushing and said: "Mr. Zhuge, you are shameless. You let me into the water and called for help in my name. Even if we were captured today, it was also your bad idea of ​​borrowing arrows from straw boats. Why are you doing so now? My mistake? Your Majesty, this person has too many eyes, and he can't believe it all."

Yuan Xi twitched the corners of his mouth, and the two actually quarreled.

Zhuge Liang: "You lie, if I don't believe it, is there anyone in this world who can?"

Lu Su: "Shameless, I, up and down Soochow, resisted because I believed in you, but you came to surrender. Shameless."

Zhuge Liang said disapprovingly: "From my previous position, it is a disgrace for you Soochow to surrender. But from my current position, surrender is a man who knows the current affairs. If we don't surrender, we can only feed shrimps. I am a crouching dragon." , disdain for this method of death, useless."

Yuan Xi praised: "Wolong is really a lofty ambition, which is admirable."

Zhuge Liang was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is wrong, I am not ambitious, I just want to assist Your Majesty with peace of mind and rule the world."

"Bold villager Zhuge, can Your Majesty be wrong?" Lu Su looked directly at Zhuge Liang, furious.

Yuan Xi glanced at the two, no, the two must have had a conflict.

"Shameless Zijing, you are flattering. When did I say that His Majesty was wrong? Which eye did you see?"

Zhuge Liang's face didn't turn red, and his heart didn't beat.

"I didn't see it, but I heard it." Lu Su arched his fist and said, "Your Majesty, this man is so cunning. Did Your Majesty hear it just now? He said you were wrong, but now he doesn't admit it."

Zhuge Liang hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, listen to my explanation. To show respect, Liang usually pauses after His Majesty. What I meant just now was Your Majesty. (Zhuge Liang) was wrong, that's what I meant. This Lu Zijing obviously meant it. Disrespect will target me everywhere. Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me."

They are really two treasures, but Yuan Xi can also understand the state of mind of the two of them. He smiled and said, "What suggestions do you two have for taking down Soochow?"

Zhuge Liang and Lu Su looked at each other and remained silent.

Yuan Xi felt it was funny, and asked: "Zhuge Liang, you are called Crouching Dragon, can you do it?"

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and thought about it: "A large army needs ships to go to war."

Yuan Xi: ""

"I know that, what else?"

Lu Su thought in his heart that this is fine, so I will too, he hurriedly said: "People who need rowing boats."

Zhuge Liang glared at him, "The boat must be big!"

Lu Su sneered: "One must be strong!"

"Water battles require bows and arrows!"

"We also need soldiers who can shoot arrows."

The two were at each other's throats, and seeing that they were about to quarrel again, Yuan Xi rubbed his forehead and said, "Okay, okay, you guys go back to the camp first, I will give other orders after a while."

After talking for a long time, it was of no use at all.But also, if you really want to say something constructive, it's not Zhuge Liang and Lu Su.

On the way back with Lu Su and Zhuge Liang, Lu Su said, "What should we do now?"

Zhuge Liang said displeased: "You talk too much. If you don't talk, then Yuan Xi will definitely use me. It's over now. I don't know what errands to send us."

Lu Su was dissatisfied: "Can I be blamed for this? You see what you said, and you are targeting me everywhere. Unless I am a stone, I can bear it."

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan lightly, and sighed: "If you can't bear it, you will make big plans. Zijing, you are still too young."

Lu Su: p, this kid just opened his mouth, and he doesn't know which sentence is true and which is false. I'm obviously older than you, okay?

He didn't bother to talk to him, and said indifferently: "Anyway, my lord wants to surrender, at worst, I can surrender. Your lord is a fighter. I'm not afraid."

Zhuge Liang was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect to be generalized by this kid, and he had to get back to the place, he frowned and said: "Zi Jing's words are wrong, our Sun and Liu families are fresh fish tied to the same rope. The wind and rain are precarious, and if the rope breaks, they will both turn into salted fish. Neither the lord nor Marquis Wu will end up any better."

Lu Su waved his hand, "Forget it, what can you do now? I want to go back."

Zhuge Liang smiled wryly, and said to himself that you want to go back, and I want to go back even more, but this is how you can go back if you want to go back.

Lu Zijing is still too naive, and the matter of going back this time can only be shelved for the time being.

After getting Zhuge Liang and Lu Su done, Yuan Xi was overjoyed, although they didn't make them work for him sincerely.

But Yuan Xi was not in a hurry, taking the two of them down, the battle of Chibi was like winning the battle.Liu Bei is like a sparrow without wings.

"Lu Su and Zhuge Liang are with us now, Zhang Ning, tell me, will Liu Bei and Sun Quan surrender?"

The two were the best glue when Sun Liu was in alliance, and Yuan Xi was right to think so.

Before Zhang Ning could speak, someone said: "Report, Your Majesty, General Zhang and General Cai, have something urgent to tell you."